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Current My itches will perpetually remain unscratched
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AI makes me sick. Just seeing that term is making me diaharia and vomit at the same time, all while I cry
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who's out here liking my 4 year old post?
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I'm realizing I play a lot of girls and wonder what that says about me
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I'm cooler than you

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Just a small, fragile birdboy with a huge beak. I used to be Manapool, but we don't talk about those days. I have been here a while if you couldn't tell.

In all honesty, I am 25 and in a committed relationship outside of roleplay. I work as a cook who works nights. I'm a big fan of seeing people's food they make and learning about new foods if you ever want to share. I enjoy tabletop games, card games, and video games as well as reading comics in my spare time. Your typical nerd, you might even find me at conventions!

Most of the time I stick to Superhero groups and Play by post D&D here. I have admittedly begun taking far fewer rps. I prefer Fantasy and Superheroes as a genre but I find myself more and more interested in interested in Sci-fi settings too! My main fandoms are Fallout, Kenshi, and Marvel but I have a lot of niche interests like Hylics, Neopets, and Monster High. Do you have a strange fandom you want to rp? I am the kind to at least take a look at the source material!

These days I am closer to a low to mid Casual roleplayer. I want at least a paragraph from replies and don't mind dipping lower than casual if it fits the flow better. I am capable of writing decent long posts but expect me to take eons to reply. I also must warn you that I tend to lose a lot of steam in the winter months.

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I'll add a character sheet tomorrow when I get some time. Playing an old character of mine named Durge, an orc whose clan had been scattered after they grew too bold. Ex-bandit, sort but not a particularly bad person.

I should ask: your CS mentions Earth specifically. Would you rather I play a normal human man? I sort of assumed fantasy races were alright here, haha.

As always, let me know if there is anything you want me to edit!
Day had been cast into an exceedingly white sheet, which blinded the senses in an impenetrable coat of snow. Amongst the stark isolation of the blizzard, it was hard to see anything by the whirling dervish of snow, hard to hear anything but the howling of the wind. The incessant gnawing of cold nips numbs any feeling one might have. There was a serenity to the bleakness, but those caught within were likely far from entranced.

Durge had long since separated from the main trail, knowing his kind where not welcome in civilization. He had traveled from the east for some time now, though a march was a more appropriate term for his steady pace. He had followed a dim game trail that seemingly followed a river whose name eluded him. The trail had vanished into the maelstrom of cold long ago, and now Durge struggled to find any semblance of direction. He had just cleared an embankment of snow in hopes of using the vantage point to see better, but all in vain. Indeed, his eyes were accustomed to the dark of night, but against the obstinate sheen of frost, he could hardly see what was in front of him. Despite it all, he remained undeterred. He had seen the storm coming for a while now; the grey, sunless days and the growing winds. Durge was a brute but no fool; he had prepared himself for this storm as best as he could.

Speculatively, he gargled the spittle in the back of his throat and released it onto the ground below, and his eyebrows raised in shock when he heard a loud crackling noise as it met with the snow below, rapidly freezing before his eyes. Once more, he spat, and to his astonishment, the loogie froze in the air before him. The storm had been expected, but Durge had not predicted such a wrathful flurry so suddenly. He guessed it to be at least twenty below. The cold clung to him, seeping through his layers of furs, through the mittens and jackets to nag at his bones. Even with his face wrapped in cloth, he could feel the numbness growing on him. His nose, his cheeks, the tips of his fingers, and nearly all of his feet. All of it had long since lost its sensation a long time ago. Tempted as he was, Durge dared not breathe into his mittens, using the heat from his breath to warm his hands. The moisture would be a death sentence in a blizzard like this.

Dauntless and indominable, the hefty man crunched the snow beneath his mocausins, shocked by the depth his feet sank with each step. His breath was growing heavy, and his march was starting to straggle out into a steady walk instead. He had made good progress, skipping meals and breaks; he could not stay out much longer. Still, the constant movement had helped keep him from growing too cold; the blood flowing was all that kept the cold at bay.

Durge took a path of least resistance, effortlessly gauging the rough terrain and using the same embankment he had climbed as cover from the wind before crossing the frozen river his trail had followed for so long. As he crossed to the other side, the ice gave way and dunked his food into the gelid water below, but Durge hardly gave it a second thought as he moved on. His high-wading boots kept the water from ever soaking into him. Durge knew cold, and he knew water; it was all his clan had ever known in their barren mire in the Arctic range.

As he moved forward, Durge noticed something different from the unyieldingly bleached horizon: a set of two tracks on the ground. They were nearly submerged in a fresh dusting of snow, but perceptible to the keen eye of an outdoorsman. The first was a set of a biped, one with shoes, likely a human. More unnervingly was that of the wolf that followed behind. Durge frowned as he followed the trail a bit further. A lone wolf, a desperate creature by nature and all the more forlorn in a desolation of ice and snow. He couldn't help but feel some pity for both sets: a human alone and likely stalked by a hungry predator with nothing to lose.

Without a proper direction of his own, Durge followed the trail. Perhaps he could still help whoever it was that was being trailed. If not, then he would continue the cycle of nature. His stomach growled at the idea of roasted wolf ribs. It was a stringy meat, but anything would do.

The further he moved, the clearer the trail became, and the thinner the storm became. His unyielding pace had been reignited by this new lead. Before, he had been following a game trail in hopes of a meal, or perhaps to find a hunter's lodge or a frontier fort to sell his sword within. A set of human tracks where far more likely to be fruitful.

With the storm dying down, the sky opened up to Durge. It was afternoon by now, and in the sunless, greying sky, darkness had already befallen the land. The howling winds had all but ceased, keeping the sting of the cold at bay, but with the light of day rapidly fading, so did the heat of the vacant sun. Durge's eyes shone within the dark like a beacon. They were built to see in the dark, and this early winter dusk suited him fine. His pursuit of the tracks ended when he saw the smoke in the sky. The wolf had persisted all this time. Durge contemplated this fact as he moved towards it instead. His nostrils flared as he pulled down the cowl over his face, exposing the tusk-like teeth on his lower jaw as he sniffed the air for the stench of the smoke. The air smelled of the grease of a meal dripping onto an open fire, the sizzling flesh of a lean meat. He clocked the meal as rabbit even from far away, shocked it was not the wolf this stranger had no doubt slain.

Durge's fast pace slowed as he neared the fire. He could see the makeshift shelter and searched the area for further signs of life or any other tracks. Cautiously, he neared, his nerves on edge the closer he got. He had wanted this, wanted to find them, help them, guide them through the frost. Now that this stranger was within his grasp, though, he could not shake the sense that this was a mistake. He was an orc, a species reviled as a scourge to civilized man. To find one in the wilderness was to know death, an omen of looming destruction for most. So why would they want his guidance and help?

Durge's stomach growled again, loudly, and without the howling of the wind to swallow up the sound. Perhaps it was he who needed help in this situation, but would they lend it? These thoughts swirled within him as he crept closer still but never entered the freshly made hovel.

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Sweet Josaphat, how are you going to do this?!
Btw let me know if there is anything I should change at all!
Matt appears to be working on something in another rp. I will assume we are his next thing he is looking into
If I could help you a little here. It would be a good idea to put your character into the character section here. I've read the sheet before though, would be more than happy to join if you'd have me.

It also really helps to make an interest check before you post an RP. Hope this helps!
I don't suppose their is room for one more?
I responded last so I just assumed I was waiting on someone else
I'm alive... If you call this living








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Doc pursed their lips at the suggestion of joining the fray and getting strikes in with their newfound meatsheild. Sure, they probably could and would help, but they couldn't help and looked at their feet at the suggestion. The amount of time and effort it took for them to beat even a single foe showed that their fist were far from lethal weapons. Doc tried not to take it personally, though. Geo was a new player and likely didn't fully understand the plight that Doc had found themself in.

Luckily, Geo's unwavering excitement did a good job of quelling the irritable and pessimistic energy Doc felt building within themself. Seeing it from an outsider's perspective, it was sort of funny. A bunch of basket-wearing fools clubbing a defenseless healer like an angry mob. The image was enough to wipe the frustration from Doc's face just as fast as it had appeared, replacing it instead with a thin smile.
"I'm not too sure, I didn't get a great look at their baskets... what with the pummeling and all," Doc replied with a light chuckle before quickly confirming just what the birdboy would feel upon seeing them.
"But it's definitely goofy."

The way Geo seemed to hype up these strange, basket-weilding foes did make Doc lose their smile, though. The more he expressed imagery of spiked ogre clubs and purely fictional and over-the-top flanges, the more Doc felt silly for being defeated by such an unconventionally dangerous enemy. Sheepishly, they rubbed the back of their neck, debating if they should elaborate. Stronger than they look was an understatement. Their strength was truly baffling.

Their topic quickly switched, though, and Doc let out a sigh of relief once it had. Geo had plenty of ways to keep the conversation going, much to Doc's delight. They had always been a soft-spoken and stoic sort, and it helped to have someone bring the energy to their conversations. It was nice to have someone else interested in their abilities. Beyond just asking 'can you heal?' or dropping jargon an uninitiated player like Doc was incapable of deciphering.
"No no, you were right on the money the first time. Big beam of light. Does tons of damage, but uh, I can do like 2 of them tops. Plenty of range, though, full caster is an understatement," Doc replied quickly, seeming to humble their abilities. Their appearance showed just how true their words were. Simple robes, no armor in sight. No weapon, no muscles either. They looked as wimpy as their damage was.

Geo shocked them when they mentioned using a stick before. Doc's initial thoughts went to a kid waving a fallen tree branch like a sword, defeating swaths of imaginary foes. Quickly, their imagination focused on a more likely explanation to what they meant. Plenty of martial arts used sticks of all varieties: quarterstaffs, tonfa, short sticks, and even the clubs that beat Doc down earlier were essential sticks. The comparison to a spear made the list of sticks easier to hone in on.
"Oh wow, didn't know I had a bonified shaolin monk protecting me. I feel a lot safer now," Doc scoffed to themself, teasing as they walked further towards the waterfall. Most of the wandering enemies seemed to conveniently stay just out of place. Their programming is to never directly intervene with players not ready to fight, a typical low-level area gimmick.
"Really, though, that's super cool. I bet it helps in a VR game like this."

Once a group got too close, Geo managed to call out a straggler from the group. They pulled a hatchet from their belt and rushed at the bird with a shocking amount of tenacity. Even Doc was shocked by how fast this one moved, and for a moment they worried if Geo might ave bit off more than they could chew. Luck appeared to be on his side, though, as his impressive twirls caused the beggar to stop in their tracks. Confusion looked more like a stupor on this foe, as they suddenly changed trajectory and swung their axe into the air, nowhere near Geo. Geo struck a pose as Doc smirked. It was a great ability for a tank, it seemed, but for now, they did not want to waste further precious resources. Once it became clear that this beggar bandit had no chance of finding his target, Doc grabbed the avian by the arm and rushed to pull him away from the foe.

The bandit camp neared on the horizon. The massive waterfall drowned out most noise in the area, a tranquil and static background noise. The spray of water made the area feel significantly cooler than the temperature area around them. The shadow of the massive cliffside covered the area with an eerie gloom, and altogether, the atmosphere was somewhat drab. The area had a few derelict buildings that appeared to have been ramshackle hovels even in their heyday. The crown jewel of the area was the watermill, which moved with enough speed to cause creaking and groaning from the gears. A sound that managed to pierce the droning sound of the crashing water that moved said wheel.

The area was surrounded by a makeshift barrier. In some areas, it was logs that had been sharpened at the end and embedded into the ground. In other areas, it was overturned wagons, refuse piled into mounds or barrels of dirt. Inside the area, various beggar bandits seemed to move about the roughly 5 buildings in the area. There appeared to be six of them moving sacks of grain into the watermill and leaving it with sacks of flour. Not a single basket-wearing bandit in sight.

More pressing was what appeared to be four of these similar bandits that were standing guard at the face of the encampment where the barricade opened. The group had been lounging on the side of the barricade or sitting in the grass. They mingled casually, seemingly unaware of the encroaching doom that was the two players. One of the unarmed ones blew into a blade of grass to make a strange humming noise.

Doc sighed at the sight. Looking at the crowd made them realize that they very well could just be re-enacting their previous failures. Doing so now with another person forced to bear the brunt of their defeat as well. Doc clenched their fist and rolled their neck, struggling to hype themself up for this before turning to Geo.
"Basket guys seem to show up once we get in. Stay close since I need to touch you for my heals, and don't get surrounded." Doc commanded, shockingly stern, before their expression softened and they quickly added an addendum.
"But really it's just a game, let's just go in there and fuck shit up... oh! Pardon my language."
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