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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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NAME: Xal'Tahir
AGE: 19
GENDER: Male
ARCHETYPE: Thief
APPEARANCE: Human, athletic build, brown eyes and dark brown messy hair, trimmed beard extending to the sides and also joining with the mustache.
HOME PLANET: Urektus
FAVORITE BOOK: All Skyrim Books
LEAST FAVORITE LAND BEFORE TIME MOVIE: Memories...ahem.. I mean the one where they venture out of their quiet valley, chased by a T-Rex who later fights another T-Rex I think. Been a very long time. (The Only* one I remember)
@Duthguy I think you should make the moves and actions you perform more clear as it seemed to me like you "were planning to" climb the tree and not actually state doing it.
@KahleenCuthald Assuming he climbed the tree safely, does he get the letter or not?
A sudden pitch black darkness surrounded Xavio. Knowing that it had to be some kind of spell set up as a trap in preparation for them or casted by a creature he prepared for what was to come next. As the darkness dispelled he saw his comrades being attacked by these dark creatures with many tentacles resembling a nightmarish squid with a "mouth" made of razor sharp teeth. He readied a spell to hurl at the creature rushing for Jarvis but just as he was about to electrocute the thing to pieces Cat intervened slicing it in half, ending its hideous existence. Jarvis then made a charge towards the sorcerer which made Xavio look up towards another monstrosity leaping at him from the ceiling and just as he was about to blast the horror to pieces he was yet again denied the kill by Jarvis's "rescue".
-"Where would I be without you..."- he said to the dwarf in a mocking tone. Turning to the others he added:"Everything dead?
Apologies for not being present but I'll drop this as well. Had so many plans for this rp and all the things that I would make your character @Tsar Gatto do. Sorry again to ruin your fun and goodbye.@AimeChambers@EurmalEye
@KahleenCuthald That's my "dead serious" face be cause it was a "dead serious" question. ;)
"Yeah, a letter among the tree's branches caught my eye. I know that most paper is made from wood, but I doubt it grows on trees too. So why don't you check that out while I go get the newcomer up to speed."
After he finished talking to John he walked over to the new girl and said:"Hi, my name is John Burrow and the one I was talking to earlier is John Egbert. We have no idea where we are or how we got here. Don't eat the apples but the water is safe to drink. And now you're up to speed".@Duthguy@Zorogami
@KahleenCuthaldIs there anything at the bottom of the well? -.-
@KahleenCuthald What the hell is that black cross in the map O_O? I mean, is it something we can investigate?
Sorry it was short but wanted to expand the dream on later nights. And I almost burst out laughing on how damn cliche it was XD
"YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE"-a man with long gray hair that extended to his neck, shining white eyes and majestic angel wings(magnified pigeon wings) wearing white robes said to Teres with a deep authoritative voice. They were standing in the sky surrounded by pure white clouds and many other "angelic" beings went back and forth, coming from a cloud, and disappearing into the next. 2 of them were her parents which turned to look at her for a moment but then disappeared into the next cloud. "An angel has been sent to guide your path"-it added.
"You are the child of prophecy"-(make a remix with this sentence being repeated, add many epilepsy inducing effects and that's what she's been dreaming about all night)
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