Blizz

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@Old Amsterdam

Let’s just say democracy lends itself well to jokes

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Of course not

The Forest of Helsend Village

@Utrax
Hell yes

The Forest of Helsend Village

Nice
I can vibe with that

The Forest of Helsend Village

@Kazemitsu

I hadn’t concerned the less common D&D races but I’m all for it! Dragonborn is allowed

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Literally I put this up as a joke

But people are actually into it

I guess this is going somewhere o_o

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I didn’t think I’d get this far

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This whole thing is mainly a joke but if enough people are actually down for it then I mean that’s just democracy for you

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You read it right
We’re fucking doing it.

You are the roleplayer.
It’s you.

So I’m thinking of an rp based on Homestuck where we play the game, but naturally there are a lot of problems that either stem from the normal progression of the game, or some kind of technical “bug” if you catch my drift. Let me know if you’re in.

Background information
You’re a kid either on Earth, or the on the other side of another universe, on the planet Alternia. You and some friends stumbled upon a game in some way, how that happened isn’t relevant to the whirlwind of shit and conflict your ass is about to flung into. We’re motherfucking entrenched in this bitch now. There’s not one anime in all of troll culture that could prepare you for this roleplay.

Whether you’re on the culturally violent Alternia or the possibly culturally blandly architectural earth, your planet’s about to get gotten, that’s right, a meteor shower is scheduled to pass by, you’ve heard of it for a while, and thought it would be a nice sight to see, but what you didn’t know was that said meteor shower was coming for your lore-stricken ass like something out of a Nic Cage movie, if only he were here now. But he isn’t, he’s probably busy watching the meteor shower. Oh, wait.

Anyway

Characters

If you have some kind of special idea in mind hit me up

Human

Name :

Age : remember they’re kids so like 16-17

Appearance :

Personality :

Title : Think on this one. It goes hand-in-hand with everything below, and also ties in with your character’s personality to some extent.

Planet : This goes largely with your title, of course it doesn’t have to be a mirror image of your title and the powers it brings, but try and consider that when you’re think of a planet and what’s on it.

Strife Deck : Their weapon and some explanation, if it’s something straightforward like “Swordkind” then I don’t need you to tell me what that is. If it’s something a bit more obscure like “Jokerkind” then elaborate. Or if you have something entirely new, explain.

Troll

Name :

Age : Trolls count age half that of humans, 6 sweeps is exactly 12 human years, or you can just write their age in human years.

Appearance :

Blood : Rust blood, indigo, you get the idea, of your charactar is something like a purple blood, try to rationalize why they’re friends with everyone else, since that normally doesn’t happen.

- Caste Powers : These only apply to some blood colors, like how the yellow blooded have psionic powers, and how the extinct like bloods were great at pacification. If you do something like a blue blood’s mind control or high blood chucklevoodoo - which you aren’t required to include - explain it some so we don’t go god mode.

- Mutations : This is something I will have to think on, but mutations are expected at some point in time on Alternia, so if your character is a mutant in some way, elaborate. I’ll talk with you on this if you want.

Personality :

Title : Think on this one. It goes hand-in-hand with everything below, and also ties in with your character’s personality to some extent.

Planet : This goes largely with your title, of course it doesn’t have to be a mirror image of your title and the powers it brings, but try and consider that when you’re think of a planet and what’s on it.

Strife Deck : Their weapon and some explanation, if it’s something straightforward like “Swordkind” then I don’t need you to tell me what that is. If it’s something a bit more obscure like “Jokerkind” then elaborate. Or if you have something entirely new, explain.

Title List

When a player claims a title for their character, that title cannot be used again, and when two players claim titles from the same aspect, that aspect is off limits.

The same aspect cannot appear twice in one session.

Oh, and the masterclasses are not happening here.

Breath

Maid
Page
Mage
Rogue
Knight
Sylph
Seer
Thief
Heir
Bard
Prince
Witch

Blood

Maid
Page
Mage
Rogue
Knight
Sylph
Seer
Thief
Heir
Bard
Prince
Witch

Time

Maid
Page
Mage
Rogue
Knight
Sylph
Seer
Thief
Heir
Bard
Prince
Witch

Space

Maid
Page
Mage
Rogue
Knight
Sylph
Seer
Thief
Heir
Bard
Prince
Witch

Light

Maid
Page
Mage
Rogue
Knight
Sylph
Seer
Thief
Heir
Bard
Prince
Witch

Void

Maid
Page
Mage
Rogue
Knight
Sylph
Seer
Thief
Heir
Bard
Prince
Witch

Life

Maid
Page
Mage
Rogue
Knight
Sylph
Seer
Thief
Heir
Bard
Prince
Witch

Doom

Maid
Page
Mage
Rogue
Knight
Sylph
Seer
Thief
Heir
Bard
Prince
Witch

Mind

Maid
Page
Mage
Rogue
Knight
Sylph
Seer
Thief
Heir
Bard
Prince
Witch

Heart

Maid
Page
Mage
Rogue
Knight
Sylph
Seer
Thief
Heir
Bard
Prince
Witch

Hope

Maid
Page
Mage
Rogue
Knight
Sylph
Seer
Thief
Heir
Bard
Prince
Witch

Rage

Maid
Page
Mage
Rogue
Knight
Sylph
Seer
Thief
Heir
Bard
Prince
Witch

We Were Human - Marspunk Psychics

Discretion
Something about EE
Slaves
That was all Addie could think about other than the wall and ground churning like it was liquid, but regardless she wandered aimlessly further and further away from everything, while Takari Square burned down and robots clattered to coral all the innocent people in, she was just slowly moving against the walls of the buildings, by now she’s away from most of it, but she can’t help but hear those same words in her head more and more, something about those EE guys just burned itself in her head, something about Mars being enslaved, but that already happens, right?

The whole time, she felt on the verge of vomiting, you know that feeling you get after everything starts spinning, it was like that, but not in front of her, it was just at her fingertips where she touched things, the walls and cars of buildings she was still dizzily leaning against just moved on their own around her, and the whole time her body felt like it was in some constant loop of falling, like that feeling in dreams you wake up from instantly.

Everything about her was just off.

Either Mars was in some kind of terrible danger, or she was just really messed up, probably the former, since hobbling down the street in the direction of hundreds of screaming people didn’t help. Some of the lights had gone off from the shock, and every time she touched something new, a new part of the block, a different car to lean against, something flashed in her eyes, some kind of imprint inside the things she touched, finally she came to a standstill, to catch her breath.

Addison stared at the car, some black model she couldn’t recognize through the haze, one moment it felt like she was staring at the surface, then the inside of it, it wasn’t normal, but that image in her head just grew stronger, she felt like she could just feel the things the car did, if cars could feel things. Addie has no idea what she was looking at or into, but the more the looked at that image, the more it somehow sounded like the car, in her head. Addie was losing it. At least she thought she was until she tried to turn her mind away from the thought of the car, and a hole ripped open in the car.

Addie couldn’t help but jump back a bit, barely being able to stand on her feet, in the door of the car was a sudden crater, the metal just sprung to life and warped around her hand into some kind of bowl shape about the side of her head, it wasn’t crushed inwards, but instead it provided out like it was alive and reaching by for something. It was weird, but Addie reached out and touched it again, when she did the spikes seemed to recede, and bend, her head was still really foggy, but clearing up. Whatever was happening, Addie couldn’t handle it yet.