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"Klaar," Clint Land snapped at the pair of German Shepherds walking around the dirt road.

The two dogs went straight as a board at the command issued in Dutch. The dogs were trained to only respond to commands in that language. It was a safety measure to prevent anyone other than Clint from ordering the dogs to do something. The wiry deputy held up a USC baseball cap and a sock, letting the dogs get the scent of Chew Lewis and Dante Fulsome. Sherry Calhoun watched Clint barking commands to the dogs in the foreign tongue. She, Clint, Mark Echols, and four other deputies were the search party out here in the Bog. After talking to Cade, she went back to the sheriff's department with the information from him, as well as the notes from her conversation Gus Harris.

Danny and Echols were impressed by her findings. A lot of the other deputies, they said, would have done the canvass and been done with it. They liked her tenacity. Even through the horror show of the last few days, Sherry walked a little taller after their attaboy. The evidence from Harris and Cade was enough for Judge Dixon to issue a warrant to search Chew and Dante's homes and send a search party out into the Bog.

"Alright," said Echols with a map in his hands. Like the rest of the cops, he wore knee-high wader boots. "Map here is old, but the Bog is still the Bog. We'll spread out, form a chain where nobody is more than ten or twelve feet away from the others. Clint and the dogs are in the center. We ready, Clint?"

"Yessir," he said.

From somewhere across the way, they heard the sound of raised voices. Sherry looked out through the marshy waters. Echols' head snapped back towards Clint and the others.

"Let's go."

"Zoeken!" Clint bellowed in Dutch.

He let the dogs go and watched as they quickly picked up a scent and raced through the Bog towards whatever it was they smelled.
Washington D.C.
08:11 Local Time


Smiley stood at the curb outside his hotel and waited his ride. He wore a brown mackintosh to ward off the chilly morning. Within a month Washington would be more than warm to Smiley's English sensibilities, but for now he was at home in the nippy morning of the early spring. Underneath the raincoat was the finest suit Smiley owned, which wasn't saying a whole lot. He'd went home after another twelve hour day at the Triskelion, reviewing files and plotting the next move for the offensive. He'd asked Fury to set up some sort of makeshift living quarters for him on site, just a simple cot and tea kettle would suffice, but Fury nixed it on the grounds he needed something resembling a social life. Smiley, never a social butterfly, had gotten several requests to attend dinners and parties of Washington's movers and shakers. He denied them as a matter of course. Back when he did things like that, it was Ann who took the lead and Smiley took part to keep her happy. With nobody to keep happy, he saw no reason to waste time on vapid conversation and underdone chicken.

A black sedan pulled up to the curb, the passenger window rolling down with an electronic hum. Michael Stevenson sat behind the wheel and nodded at Smiley as the older man got into the car.

"Hullo, Michael."

"Mr. Smiley," he said in his quiet way. "Big day today."

Stevenson started the car down the street and navigated them through the fairly busy Washington traffic. Smiley looked in the rearview mirror and saw a navy blue sedan pull into the street a few seconds behind them. The windows were tinted, but Smiley knew the car belonged to the Russian embassy. What the Russians didn't know was that they had their own watchers. Smiley's small team of janitors and pavement artist tailed the tailers and inserted a bug in the car while they were busy chasing Smiley through the park. He pulled a receiver out of his jacket and flipped it on.

"Он ездит, как сука," a voice said in Russian.

"Michael you speak Russian. Translate for me."

"He's talking about my driving," said Stevenson. "Not favorably."

"Я не понимаю, почему мы должны следовать за ним. Он старик, который идет на работу и с работы."

"Now one of them is complaining about you," Stevenson said as he guided them onto the freeway. "They say all you do is go to work and the hotel. There's nothing worth following."

"Good," replied Smiley. "Let them grow bored. Bordeness breeds sloppiness."

"Why are the Russians so hellbent on you, sir?"

Smiley gazed out the window. They were heading towards downtown DC. The Washington Monument loomed ever larger. Smiley never visited Washington, even when he was head of the Circus. Ann always talked of going, she was almost certain Bill Haydon would bring her with him one weekend he was visiting the Cousins. It never materialized, and now Bill was dead some twenty years past.

"I helped destroy their intelligence agency," said Smiley. "They took offense to that, but I was just returning the favor for what they did to mine."

Stevenson said no more. They listened to the two Russians, Stevenson providing a running commentary. They complained about the traffic, one of the women they were sleeping with here in Washington. Smiley noted which one complained and made a mental note to have the janitors follow him for the next week to find the woman and set up an operation.

"Nervous, sir?" Stevenson asked.

"Not in the slightest, Michael," Smiley replied. "I've been through inquests before."

Stevenson grunted. Smiley could tell the young man had enough nerves for both of them. It was curious how quickly the man took a shine to Smiley. He'd appropriated the agent after returning for Jakarta. While he was stateside, awaiting reassignment he could work as valet and stringer to Smiley. In that short time, Stevenson grew very attached to him. Maybe it was because of the grueling interrogation Smiley put him through, he needed to prove without a doubt he was a committed patriot. Maybe it was sheer sycophantry, a desire to please Smiley so he could get a plumb posting. Smiley sensed something different at the heart of the matter. He collected proteges the way one might collect stamps. The aura he emitted attracted many a young and impressionable mind to come and learn at his side. Smiley sensed they could sense his desire for their devotion.

Like many childless men, Smiley had many surrogate sons. There had been Guilliam and Fawn at the Circus in the 80's, and now Stevenson and potentially Coulson. He told Brent Jackson he was not the parental type, but he was most certainly the father type. And he played it well.

After more traffic and a struggle to find parking, Stevenson escorted Smiley up the steps of the capitol building and down its polished marble floors. The architecture greatly impressed Smiley. Westminster was grand in its own way, but the House of Commons and 10 Downing Street seemed a lot smaller when compared to the House of Representatives chamber and the White House. After a security check, Smiley and Stevenson were given visitor passes and a young man who was a senator's aide escorted them through the capitol halls. They went down and down into the building's bowels until they arrived to polished wooden doors.

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Stevenson will have to wait outside," the aide said with a frown. "Mr. Smiley only from this point."

Smiley took off his mackintosh and handed it to Stevenson, who looked crestfallen at having to wait outside.

"I'll be back," Smiley said with a reassuring pat on Stevenson's back.

He waited until the big man was seated on a bench near the meeting room before following the aide inside. The room looked like a conventional chamber congress used except for the cube. A giant glass cube sat in the middle of the room, a large crescent-shaped table with six chairs inside of it and facing a smaller desk and a single chair. Four men and two women were sitting at the crescent table inside the cube. As the aide led him towards it, a guard did another pat down and checked for any recording devices. After his nod of approval, a soundproof door was opened to allow Smiley into the cube. He walked in, the vacuum-sealed door closing behind with a pop of suction.

"Mr. Smiley," the chairman in the center of the desk said with a soft smile. Underneath him read the words Sen. W. Brown, South Carolina. "Welcome to this special session of the Senate Intelligence Committee. Please, have a seat."

Smiley unbuttoned his suit coat and took his seat at the small desk intended for him. He made sure his posture was perfect as he faced the six senators who held the future of his spying career in is hands. He wanted to be upright and stiff as a board as he faced whatever this firing squad had ready for him.
MM, you da real MVP.
You waited twenty-four hours between said post, so it's jake with me.
Sherry Calhoun felt like breaking down. She knew she wasn't the only one. The entire sheriff's department seemed to sag when county coroner Chuck Wood rolled in the gurneys that morning. Sherry was at home, sleeping when the call came in. The ringing of her cell woke her and Scooter up. She told her fiance to go back to bed, it was just work. It was Danny, telling her to come down as soon as she could. There were four dead bodies from that massacre at the bar. Everyone was doing something that night. While Mark and Danny did their usual crime scene sleuthing, Clint Land went with Ray Champion to the hospital. He called a half hour later saying he died at Abbeville Memorial, never regaining consciousness. Meanwhile Sherry and Sheriff Parker interviewed the deputies who arrived on the scene. As an officer-involved shooting, someone outside of the loop had to do the interviewing and half the PCSD took a shot at John Norman that night.

Nobody wanted to mention that a cop was dead. Scott Andrews, one of their own, had been gunned down by that son of a bitch. Her and Scott hadn't been that close, had fought just a few days ago, but he was one of their own. Sherry knew of John Norman more than she knew him. He was a little bit young than her in school, always remembered he ran with a bad crowd. She picked him up once when she first started working here, public intoxication at the football game. Parker dismissed it since, in his words, everyone at those football games were half-plastered. It was the only way you could watch the godawful thing Pickett High called defense.

The truth hit home with Sherry when she saw Chuck going to work on Scott's body. The coroner's office/morgue was in the same facility that the sheriff's department used. The cafeteria of the old high school was transformed into Chuck's office, he used the kitchen as the morgue. Sherry was in there with him as he pulled off the sheet and showed her Scott's face, or what was left of it.

"That him, darling?" Chuck asked while he peered over his reading glasses.

"You know that it is," she said softly.

"I just gotta go through the motions, sweetie. Scott ain't got no next of kin, so I just needed someone to give me a positive identification."

Sherry nodded as Chuck pulled the sheet back down. She heard the sound of boots clopping on the floor's scuffed linoleum and saw the sheriff coming up behind her. He put a big arm around her shoulder and pulled her in close. She could smell his chewing tobacco on his breath as he spoke softly to her.

"You alright, girl?"

"Yeah," she mumbled. "These past few days have seemed like a nightmare."

"I know," he said with a glazed look in his eye. "It's been hell on earth here in Pickett. We just got to keep pushing through."

"What was Scott doing at Ray's?" she asked. "That late at night anyway."

"He was chasing down a lead. We liked Norman for the murder that happened up by Reid's Creek the other day, guy named Beggs from out of town. You know Ray was Scott's snitch. Norman must have come into the bar and they called him. They're all dead, so we don't know what happened inside. Danny and Mark found a car outside the bar, an old caddy that belongs to Norman's granddaddy, Mike. It was there along with Norman's truck, so I sent Clint to see if he can find Mike Norman and get some answers out of him."

Sherry's phone ringing ended their talk. She slipped out of Parker's grip, excused herself, and left the cafeteria before answering.

"Deputy Calhoun? It's Gus Harris."

"Deacon Harris, good morning. What can I do for you?"

"No, Deputy, the question is what can I do for you? I have something to tell you."

--

"Mr. Cade? I'm Sherry Calhoun with the sheriff's office, mind if I come in?"

John Cade waved her in with a fat arm. His small Norman house was clean and organized. A large painting of Jesus being crucified hung over the mantel, its eyes seemingly following Sherry across the room. Cade closed the door behind him and flopped down on a well-broken in leather recliner.

"What's this all about, Deputy?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

Sherry pulled out her pen and notebook and remained standing as she spoke. "Chew Lewis and Dante Fulsome. You used to run with them back in the day?"

"Yes, ma'am," he said uneasily. "Some time ago, back before Chew went to jail. I soon found God and haven't looked back to those wicked ways."

She noted it on paper. "When was the last time you saw either Dante or Chew, Mr. Cade?"

Cade squirmed in his seat. Sherry let a small grin slip out. A man of God John Cade may have been, but he was very poor at hiding his feelings.

"Dante... I.. it's been years."

"And Chew?"

"What's that now?"

"Chew Lewis. When is the last time you saw him?"

Sherry stayed still and watched Cade come to grips with the two sides of his life. A good Christian would tell the truth, but a man of the street no matter how old he got didn't rat out a friend. Sherry prepared to ask the question again when--

"Last week," he said after what felt like a minute of silence. "He came to my door, wanting a place to stay but I... he declined before I could say no. The things Chew did, the things I heard about and saw... I couldn't say no to that man."

"Do you know where he is now?"

"No," he said with a shake of his head. "That was the last I spoke to him, haven't seen him since."

"You used to run with him, where was it he used to go if he wanted to... let's say, hide. Where would he hide?"

Cade sighed and looked towards the picture of Jesus on the cross. Sherry wondered if he was identifying more with Jesus' suffering, or the man who betrayed him.

"The Bog," he said. "Chew knew the Bog like the back of his hand. If he was going to hide out, he'd go there."
Fucking Byrd, making me have to use Google translate.


Wunderbar!
Brooklyn, New York
May 24th, 1976


The crimson Cadillac Coupe DeVille glided at a slow and steady pace down Coney Island Avenue towards the beach. The neighborhood the car drove through was known as Brighton Beach. This part of Brooklyn was created as a beach resort one hundred years earlier, but was soon restructured into a residential community in the 1920's. Since the 30's, Jewish immigrants drifted to this patch of New York upon their arrival to the United States. Many of the residents bore marks on their body, scars and reminders of their time in concentration camps.

Since 1970, the demographic of the neighborhood had begun to shift again. Although plenty of Jews still found their place in Brighton Beach, more and more of them were coming from the Soviet Union and Eastern Bloc countries. The shops in the area were accommodating, the writing in the store windows in Cyrillic script as well as English. Like Little Italy and Chinatown in Manhattan, the growing influx of immigrants gave rise to the nickname of Little Odessa.

The Coupe DeVille sped past kosher butcher shops, makeshift synagogues, and jewelry and appliance stores that lined both sides of the avenue. Red, white, and blue streamers were hung from light posts and storefronts in celebration of the America's upcoming bicentennial anniversary.
The car contained three men. They were stern-faced and silent, the only sound coming from the car was the steady drone of the engine. Today marked their fifth day in America. They had flown in from West Berlin, their passports marking them as residents of various cities in West Germany. In actuality, the names and locations on the passport were a grand fiction. The names and identities were just one of many the men used for their work.

The man driving was the oldest by at least twenty years. His steel-colored hair had been grown out from its usual military crew cut. He wore a thick mustache matching the color of his hair. A pair ray-bans on his face and the current American fashion, a burnt orange turtleneck with a checkered sports jacket and a golden medallion, made him look the part of an average America. In truth, he felt ridiculous and foolish in this get-up. It was too flashy and ostentatious, like something a clown would wear.

The two other men dressed in similar clothing of various colors, each article of clothing chosen to help them blend in with the current styles and trends of the country. They all smoked cigarettes, their brand not the common Marlboro or Pall Malls. These were Turkish brands purchased from a special store many miles away from Brooklyn. The foul-smelling smoke of the cigarettes spread through the car and out the cracked windows.

The car turned right onto Brighton Beach Avenue and sped along with the traffic. The Cadillac turned off the Avenue and swooped into a parking spot outside a four-story apartment building. The driver kept the car running as he looked at the two men in the back of the car. His hard eyes sized them up. He removed his sunglasses, excitement glittered in his eyes as he gave his men one last look.

"Bewegen," he said in the harsh German tongue. Move.

Quickly, the two men exited from the running car. They hurried up the concrete steps into the apartment building's foyer. The man in the car checked his wristwatch. It was 2:14 in the afternoon.

The next five minutes were the most crucial of their operation. The three of them had practiced, trained, and prepared for months. They had committed the map of the area to memory, knew the schedules of the NYPD patrolman who passed by the apartment once every fifteen minutes, knew who would be in the apartment building at this time of day and when others would be back. The man in the car would run interference if any of the apartment's residents attempted to go in, waving them away with a forged NYPD detective badge and speaking in perfect American English that there was a gas leak in the apartment and it was not safe to go inside.

Short of an epic fuck up by the two men inside, this operation would go off without a hitch. A successful operation today would be their sixth such outcome in the past two years. The three were the best of the best their service had to offer. Clever and ruthless, they were the proverbial sword for the party. While other directorates and sections did more acceptable work to protect the GDR, they were the unseen knife that those in control slipped between the ribs of the state's enemies. They were the necessary evil the politicians that ran the world did not want to face.

The two men inside came off the stairs on the third-floor landing, their cigarettes gone from their mouths. The older of the two was a squat, chubby man with a wrinkled face and watery eyes. Sweat clung to his brow. His black hair had traces of gray in it. The grayness, mixed with the wrinkles, made him look ten years older than his current age of thirty-three. The man beside him was taller by at least four inches, coming in around six-foot-three. His dark blonde hair was close to his scalp in a buzzcut. His cobalt blue eyes stared straight ahead calmly, never once betraying the nervousness he felt.

The fat man looked up at his younger comrade and nodded. The man tall returned his nod. Today was the young man's first time doing work of this sort. He had been part of the unit for six months now, acting as runner and lookout for the others. But now, it was time for him to truly become one of them.

As they approached the apartment marked 3H, the two men reached into their sports coats and produced weapons from hidden shoulder holsters. They each had a Browning Hi-Power nine millimeter. Screwed on the end of the barrels were two suppressors. The older man nodded as they stopped outside the apartment. With no further words, the tall man thrust a shoe forward at the door. His foot crashed at the base of the doorknob, splintering the door jamb and snapping the lock in two. He led the way into the apartment, rushing in with the short man close behind him.

They came through the door and into the dirty, dimly lit apartment that reeked of the same sour cigarettes they used. Standing in front of a television set, wearing only an undershirt and a dirty pair of underwear, was a thin bald man with a ginger mustache. He held his left hand up while his right hand stayed by his waist where he cupped a velvet bag. He looked at the two men in front of him with no fear or defiance in his face.

"Stasi," he said in a thick German accent. It was a declaration and not a question.

"Ja," said the fat man. "Schild und Schwert der Partei."

"Verpiss dich, du kommunistischen bastarde," the bald man sneered.

Without hesitation, the tall man opened fire with his Browning. The gun kicked three times, three soft pops accompanying the bullets. The bald man fell to the floor, the three shots striking his head and chest. The tall man ventured forward to the body and looked down. The dying man stared up at him, his eyes opaque and his dingy shirt stained with dark red blood. What caught his eye was the bag beside the dead man. The little pouch dropped beside the body in the ruckus, its contents spilled out onto the floor.

"Fritz," the tall man said urgently, picking up a shiny stone and holding it up in the light. "Ich habe etwas gefunden. Diamanten."

--

Now
Triskelion
Washington D.C.
13:51 Local Time


Phillip Coulson could hear his pulse in his ears as he rode the elevator to the twelfth floor. He was in the middle of researching information about Albania when a stern-faced security agent summoned him from the archives. Smiley wants to see you, he said without any preamble, and led him to the elevator. He stood behind Coulson in the elevator, hands clasped together in front of him and watching Coulson with that sort of bored intent only a long-term SHIELD security man could manage.

The archives were his home now. After that mess with the drone in Yemen, he'd been taken off the drone center and dumped into the basement where he did legwork for the analysts desks on the sixth floor. He'd been waiting for the shoe to fall ever since that day, waiting on someone to round him up and hand him his walking papers or worse. Today looked like it was coming to pass. Why else would be going to see the Accountant? That was the nickname the SHIELD wags had given the newest member in the command chain. It derived from his short, dumpy appearance and large glasses as well as the large ledger he seemed to carry wherever he went. Already the rumors about the man were flying thick. According to one, he broke down a suspicious agent simply by staring at them for twelve straight hours and not uttering a word, another was that he got the job because Nick Fury was his spy and he was running SHIELD with the director as a puppet, another had it that Smiley was telepathic. That rumor was not as far-fetched in today's world as it may have been ten years ago.

The elevator dinged and Coulson stepped out onto the landing with his babysitter right behind him. The twelfth floor was counterintelligence's domain. Coulson had never been here, but he felt uncomfortable the second he stepped off the elevator. Compared to other parts of the building, this floor was offputting. It was the tiny corridors, Coulson theorized. Whereas most of the building had lots of open space and lighting, the hallways here were smaller and dimly lit. It felt like to Coulson that he was traveling back in time to the old SHIELD headquarters near the reflecting pool. He was guided down twisting hallways to a large, soundproof door at the end of a hallway. A simple G. Smiley was the only thing on the plate beside the door.

"Deputy Director Smiley," Coulson's babysitter said into a buzzer beside the door. "Coulson is here."

"Send him in," a voice in an English accent replied. "That'll be all, James, thank you."

The door buzzed unlocked and Coulson stepped inside. Smiley's office still looked as if no one occupied it. Nothing on the walls except a world map, nothing on the man's desk beside a neatly ordered inbox/outbox. Not even a computer. The man himself rose from his desk and held out a pudgy hand for Coulson to shake. His hands were soft, Coulson noticed as they shook, but his grip was firm.

"Phillip, take a seat please," Smiley said graciously. "Do you go by Phillip? What shall I call you?"

"Phil, sir."

The two sat and Smiley let out a reassuring grin. It was small, but it put Coulson at ease almost at once. Even though in the back of his mind he knew the rug could be pulled out from under him at any second, he had a feeling that he would be alright.

"I prefer George myself. Could never stand it when someone called me Georgie or Georgie Boy. Now, Phil, I wanted to bring you in here today to speak about something."

Smiley leaned back in his chair and stared at Coulson through half-open eyelids. Coulson got the feeling that this was his serious face, the one that supposedly made that agent crack. He figured if he had to stare at that for twelve straight hours, he may just crack as well.

"You applied for field work straight out of training, but was instead sent to technical services, working as a janitor out of Bulgaria and tapping embassy phones and computers. Do you know why?"

Coulson shrugged. "At the time they said they needed janitors more than they needed fieldmen. I believe I scored high in surveillance training."

"Oh you did. You scored quite well all across the board. Too well to be just a simple janitor. What did you make of your... custodial service?"

"It was a mixed bag,sir. I loved the tech I got to play with, but it was tedious when it came to the sitting. Though I've learned now that actual spy work is mostly sitting and waiting."

Smiley drummed his fingers on the table and nodded. He stayed silent for several moments, leaving Coulson to wonder what was going on in the man's head.

"If I could sum up my evaluation of SHIELD personnel thus far, two words come to mind: Wasted potential. So far I have encountered a few very talented agents either in backwater posts or in a section they are ill-suited for. You may be adept at technical surveillance, Phil, but I see your talents more suited to my line of work. Janitors are a dime a dozen, but a good network man is damn near impossible to come by. I want you to come over to my shop, Phil. Work under me and cultivate intelligence and counterintelligence networks."

Although he didn't show it on the outside, Coulson let out a huge sigh of relief from inside. There would be no walking papers, nor a black bag over his head.

"I need someone to carry out the operational side of things," Smiley said, a hand disappearing into his desk. "I cannot gallivant across the globe on a whim. I did that a few days ago and it nearly killed me. Plus, I'm needed here in Washington. I'll be spending most of the week on Capitol Hill and something has come up in Eastern Europe."

Smiley pulled a collection of photographs and handed them to Coulson. He looked at grainy, black and white footage of two men huddled together in a doorway. One was large with a crew cut that looked gray, but the color palate made it hard to tell for sure. The other man was tiny with a bald head and a pair of glasses hooked at the end of his nose.

Smiley adjusted his glasses and spoke as Coulson flipped through the photos. "A surveillance unit caught this in the Czech Republic thirty-six hours ago. The tall man is Wilhelm Wolf, formerly of the Stasi. He was part of a three-man hitsquad in the 70's and 80's that were responsible for at least two dozen murders of GDR enemies. He moved up in ranks and was Stasi security chief just before the Berlin Wall came down. Wolf disappeared shortly after East Germany fell. He's wanted for a laundry list of crimes, including the 1976 murder of a German defector to SHIELD."

Coulson waved the photo of the little guy, an eyebrow arched.

"That is Zastrow. As far as names, that's all we know about him. It's more than likely a work name. He was a major in the KGB and was a protegee of a Russian spymaster I went up against name of--" Smiley paused. Coulson looked up as the older man let the name come out in something approaching a hiss. "-- Karla. Zastrow ran several deep penetration networks into the West during the Cold War. Like Wolf, he fell off the grid as Mother Russia imploded in on herself. Both SHIELD and my old outfit appealed to the Russians for information on him, but they wre mum on that one. There have been sightings here and there of both of men since their disappearances, but the two of them meeting together raises eyebrows. There was no known Cold War connection between the two of them, both served in separate countries doing very different work. It is doubtful they crossed paths, so why are they meeting now?"

"HYDRA," Coulson said softly. "Intelligence reports have indicated they're using criminals and renegade intelligence operatives to fill out their networks. Have you read the report, sir?"

"I wrote it," Smiley said cheerfully. "SHIELD has a station in Prague and there's an active network still running through the Czech Republic, one of the few holdovers from the Cold War. Phil, I want you to go to Prague and serve as my eyes and ears, use the Prague station staff and the network and whatever means you can to find Wolf and Zastrow and see what kind of game they're playing."

Coulson felt a bolt of excitement and nervousness go through him. Finally, honest to god field work. But he was rusty in tradecraft, he wasn't sure if he could play it the way Smiley wanted it. Plus there was the lingering question that bothered Coulson since Smiley mentioned bringing him into the fold.

"Why me, sir?" Coulson asked. "I heard rumblings that you used Captain America for a mission, why not use him again?"

"Because Captain America is bright and capable," Smiley said without hesitation. "But I need a different sort of mind for this one. A mind that is capable of pragmatic choice. For all his experience in covert affairs, our shield wielding friend is still used to fighting a war under the rules of engagement. I sense you have no such illusions. If you disagree with my assessment or find the task too overwhelming, you can walk out the door and that will be the end of it. Spend the rest of your SHIELD career in the archives, reading up on what they eat in Morocco. But, follow me down the rabbit hole and you'll enter another world altogether. My world. It is a world fraught with peril and deception, but I feel you will be adept in navigating through it. What do you say?"

Coulson thought about Smiley's words. He was promising nothing but work, a chance to do something and help someone and make a difference. It wasn't sitting in a musty room or sitting in a van listening to a fat man eating borscht. It would be dangerous and hard, it was Smiley's only real promise, but it came with Smiley's endorsement of his ability. In Coulson's mind, the rewards far outweighed the risk.

"Let's get started."
I'm a man, not a machine!
Thank you for the fun, Ruby. I just couldn't resist one last Howard post.
Nexus of All Realities

He stood in the shadows, just his tiny feathered silhouette could be seen. From somewhere, a horn blared out a tune. He snapped his fingers as a spotlight appeared and shone on Howard the Duck. He wore a sequined tuxedo jacket, no pants, and cradled a microphone in one hand while he snapped with the other.

"We'll meet again," he crooned. "Don't know where, don't know when. But I know we'll meet again some sunny day."

The Duck spun, his sequined jacket flashing in the light, and winked at an audience only he could see.

"Keep smiling through, just like you always do. Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds, far away. So will you please say hello to the folks that I know, tell them I won't be long. They'll be happy to know that as you saw me go I was singing this song."

Getting down to one knee, Howard sang his heart out just one last time.

"We'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when but I know we'll meet again some sunny day."

The spotlight faded to black and Howard disappeared to parts unknown. Some say to right wrongs, other say to finally get that long-promised meal, but the truth is Howard the Duck went to do... whatever it is ducks do. Eat bread? I dunno. Do I look like a duck guy? What do they call those things? Ornithologist. Just googled it. Goodnight, everbody!
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