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Current "I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston
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6 yrs ago
Starting up a preimum service of content from actors like Radcliffe, Day-Lewis, Bruhl, and Craig. Calling it OnlyDans.
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6 yrs ago
Please, guys. The status bar is for more important things... like cringe status updates.
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6 yrs ago
Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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6 yrs ago
Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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Center City, WA
5:24 PM


"Twenty-two. Bust."

The dealer slid the chips across the green felt of the blackjack table with one long and lanky arm. The man at the table let out a sigh as he watched a few hundred dollars in chips disappear down a slot to the dealer's right. Two chairs away, Tracy Lawless stood firm on eighteen and waited for the dealer to flip his card over. It was already showing a queen of diamonds, so it came as no surprise when the dealer revealed an ace of spades.

"Twenty-one. House wins."

Tracy's chips disappeared down the chute. For Tracy, that made a even grand he lost at the tables since he'd hit the floor earlier this morning. That was okay. After all, he was playing with house money. He took the chips he had left in his hand and stood, throwing a small token of appreciation to the dealer as tip, and walked the casino floor. Despite being there for over nine hours, Tracy still recognized plenty of faces from this morning. He would stake the chips he had left that plenty of people had been here for nearly twenty-four hours.

They all had the same look, as if they were slightly unhinged. Their eyes were too wide, they radiated something Tracy knew was dangerous: Hope. Hope had no place in a joint like this. This was where hope came to die, but still suckers lined up around the block to let the house take their money. That was because they all believed in that dream that this country sold wholesale. They all played games rigged in the house's favor, but as long as that small glint of hope remained they would keep coming to the tables until they had nothing left take. In many ways, this dingy little casino with its clouds of cigarette smoke and people looking to score easy money was America in a nutshell. The games in these walls were just as rigged as the big game outside, but as long as people ate it up the house would always take and it would always win.

Tracy walked the floor, glancing up to the long glass pane above the casino. Joe Milligan's god's eye view of the casino he lorded over like a king with horrible taste. Out the corner of his eye he saw the man he first noticed two hours ago. He was a red head with a thick ginger beard and a navy blue suit and white shirt, no tie. He was groomed but Tracy saw the tattoos from a mile away. They were on his knuckles, a single letter on each, that spelled out LOVE on his right hand, HATE on his left. He was one of the men in the security footage Milligan showed him. While the security footage helped, Tracy made him as a caser right off the bat. He wasn't too obvious with the way he watched everything going on around the casino floor, but he wasn't subtle enough to elude Tracy.

He slid up to the roulette table where the man was putting a bet on 28 Black. Tracy laid down a bet on 17 Red just before the little ball went into the spinning roulette. He stared at the table and only discretely glanced at the man out the corner of his eye. His hair was recently cut, the tanlines around the back of his neck made it obvious. They both lost money when the ball clattered into 22 Black. Tracy stayed and played a few more spins while his target took his money to the blackjack table.

After a few more hours of playing, the man left. He spent all his chips, nothing to cash out at the teller's cage. Tracy waited a few minutes before leaving behind him. He was leaving the casino parking lot in a red sedan as Tracy stepped out into the evening. He got his Charger and caught up with the sedan on the parkway, speeding east away from the coast and towards the interior of the state. Tracy kept a long leash on the car, especially as traffic began to thin and Center City disappeared into the distance. The car took an off ramp at a town called Nelson, some thirty miles outside of the city. Tracy followed and kept going as the sedan pulled into a dilapidated gas station.

He doubled back and parked the Charger down the block, the lights off, and watched the sedan idling at the gas station. A few minutes later, a roar filled the air and six motorcycles raced down the street and pulled into the gas station. Six burly bikers dismounted their bikes and walked over to the sedan as the caser got out. He talked with the six bikers about something. In the dim light, Tracy caught a glimpse of the leather cut one of the bikers wore. It read Horde MC.

"Shit," Tracy said to himself.

The Horde was among the baddest biker gangs in America, especially out west. They cooked and sold crystal to rednecks, sold guns to Mexican cartels, massacred rival gangs, and terrorized the communities were their chapters formed. And now, it appeared to Tracy, casino robbery was about to be added to that list.
You at least realize I was completely joking, right?


Yep.
Oh my God considering this Deadpool's relationship with Slade, President Slade would be HILARIOUS!

*Deadpool breaks out from the Task Force X facility*

"WILSON! WILSON WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!?"

"Duh I'm a ninja, I'm gonna go do what any good ninja would do!...

I'M GONNA GO KIDNAP THE PRESIDENT! AND NOBODY'S A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STOP ME!"

*Later, having somehow snuck onto Airforce One dressed as a female flight attendant*

"'Sup bro? Hope you already got your complimentary peanuts, 'cause I'm suspending in-flight services!"

and then it turns out it was just his idea of spending quality time with family.


...

Yeah, dodged a real bullet there.
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Don't make me use that as a loophole to bring presidents into this game.
*quietly deletes President Slade Wilson app*
I strive to write better if only to spite Ruby.
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So a few notches below you?


The early years:

He's as white as Mitt Romney riding a polar bear in a snowstorm.
We ain't possessive. We all share and share alike here.
Triskelion
Washington D.C.
March 25th, 2005
20:22 Local Time


Nick Fury leaned back in his chair as he read the report Smiley handed him the second he walked into the director's office. The document, compiled by Smiley on the flight from Jakarta, contained the entire narrative of Operation Fish Fry from start to finish. Smiley dictated the typing to Stevenson who, despite his large frame and even larger hands, was a swift typist. Smiley always reverted to chicken pecking when it came to working a keyboard and preferred to have someone else do the writing. The report was finished and ready for Fury's consumption before their flight even touched down in Germany for their brief layover.

Fury laid the papers on his desk and picked an unlit cigar up. Despite the numerous no smoking signs, Fury always walked around the headquarters with a stub of a cigar clenched between his teeth. The director waited until his cigar was lit before speaking.

"Really would have liked to have Tiger Shark come in alive."

"As would I, but a man prepared to take his own life is a man who will not be turned or provide information."

Fury grunted and went back to the report on his desk.

"And Jackson? Are you confident he'll be committed to our side?"

"He sold out his country for blackmail and pocket change," Smiley said with a small cough. He felt a cold coming on. The extensive travel of the past few days had taken its toll. "We have him dead to rights, Nicholas. Jackson will sell his soul to keep out of prison."

Fury stood and walked to a shelf behind his desk. He took a bottle of scotch and two glasses from the shelf and placed them on the desk.

"What about the two agents involved with Jackson, Fontaine and Stevenson? You gave them a clean bill of health, but they still let a double agent operate under their nose."

"I poured over their entire history and both of them are top quality. They were wasted in Jakarta and deserve a chance to work somewhere that matters."

With the cigar still in his mouth, Fury poured two glasses of scotch and slid one across the table to Smiley.

"Well I have news on my front. The Yemen end of this op came out successful, our assets in the country were able to stabilize the situation and prevent a coup. All around a successful op. We sent a message to the bastards and let them know we won't take it lying down. Cheers."

They clinked glasses and took long swigs from the glasses. The scotch warmed Smiley's throat and chest and seemed to help the congestion he felt coming on. The liquor felt good on another level. Fury was right that it wasn't perfect, but they killed a HYDRA agent, turned a double agent to their side, and stopped a revolutionary coup in the Middle East. For the first time in almost twenty years, Smiley felt accomplishment.

"The Senate has set a date for your confirmation hearing. Since it's in the realm of intelligence, the hearings will be closed to the public. No grandstanding, but the bastards will go over your history with a fine tooth comb. Are you prepared for that?"

"I did the same to your agents yesterday, Nicholas. I would not subject that to someone if I myself were not prepared to endure it."

"I have faith in you," Fury said with a wink. "They won't know what hit them, the poor bastards. Welcome back to the Game, George."

Smiley finished off his drink and placed it on the desk. He thought of Peter Guilliam's warning from a few days earlier. Eyes were on him from all sides. Every step or move he would make would be subject to scrutiny from America's enemies and allies. He had to play a deeper ruse within and outside SHIELD. It was imperative to play it so that he kept everyone guessing, even those closest to him. That was the only way for his plan to dismantle HYDRA to work. The spy agencies of the world didn't know it, but the thing they feared most had come to pass. George Smiley was back in his element, and he was sharper than ever.
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