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Current "I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston
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6 yrs ago
Starting up a preimum service of content from actors like Radcliffe, Day-Lewis, Bruhl, and Craig. Calling it OnlyDans.
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6 yrs ago
Please, guys. The status bar is for more important things... like cringe status updates.
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6 yrs ago
Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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6 yrs ago
Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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I gotta say as much as I enjoy this game and reading about the lore and everyone's posts... it's fucking weird. I say it with nothing but complete love and affection, you fucking weirdos.
"I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker."

Carter injected Brown in the neck with a hypospray. A coagulant shot through the security chief's veins in an effort to counteract whatever the hell he'd been infected with. He looked through the collection of utensils beside the gurney and picked up a small pen like object with a glowing red tip.

"While that serum tries to clot your blood, I'm going to cauterize the wound."

The pen glowed red hot with a high-energy output of several hundred degrees.

"Just lay back and think of England." Carter shifted his mouth and spoke in the posh, upper-crust accent he'd learned. He took a deep breath and prepared to cauterize the wound on Brown's arm. "Stiff upper lip, chap."
"Halliburton" is his safe word.
"Keep talking and I'll amputate your tongue," Carter hissed as he walked by the big security chief.

All around Sick Bay, doctors and nurses were busy tending to their patients. Dr. Lana, a Klingon surgeon that was arguably the best the ship had to offer, was busy trying to save CHENG Dra’ul from circling the drain. Assisting her was the Orion nurse Dera. A quick inventory told Carter he was the only doctor not engaged in the crisis, the only one not attempting to mind a wounded crewman.

"Your lucky day, Brown," he said as he and D'Wkin got the injured chief to a gurney. "I'm your doctor. Hopefully for you, my hangover isn't that bad."

A quick slice from his laser scalpel cut off the portion of Brown's tunic where the injury lay.

"It looks worse than it is," he said with a glance up towards Brown. "But a few inches to the left and it would have been so much worse. I'm talking major artery and you dead in two minutes flat worse. What hit you, Brown? Be as detailed as possible and be as quick as possible."
War. What is it good for?
@Byrd ManI've go another poor soul coming to sick bay for you.

Since it's Wade's character, you can either let him die (tragically) or save his life, but make him unfit for duty (which would leave Wade an opportunity to return is she so desires at a later point).


Don't you die on me!
"I have long, jagged, pieces of isolinear data chips embedded into my palm from an explosion on the bridge. I've already stopped the blood loss and killed the pain, but you got here before I could reconfigure the tricorder to emit a micro-antigrav pulse to dis-embed the bits of isolinear chips...but you probably have a more 'Doctor'-y way of doing that. So whatever, fine. Here."

She sighed, it was faint and under her breath, but oh-so passive aggressive. Fixing herself was keeping her mind off other things, like ghosts, and wounded crewmembers. Now the CMO had taken that from her. Now he would take care of her. Vash knew her medical record. She knew multiple doctors in the Academy had labeled her "uncooperative" and "uncomfortable being cared her." She was only glad the CMO had no access to the classified parts of her Medical Record; her recovery from the Cosmo incident.

"Also, hey, I could do this myself if you should be taking care of someone more seriously injured. This is barely a flesh wound, I wouldn't even need to bother a nurse: I did a year of Medical at the VSA and had a minor going in Combat Medicine at the Academy. So, really, I could do it just fine."

Even if I can barely move my right hand.


"Delegation is key," Carter chided. "It's supposed to be the first thing officers learn, at least that's what I learned in the Academy. I didn't go the command track, but I retained that much."

Of course the captain learned about combat medicine. From what he'd gleaned about his CO in his short time here, she was a jack of all trades but a master of none. Impetuous. That's the word Carter would use to describe Captain Vaella. What did you expect when someone not even thirty years was put in charge of an entire starship?

Carter worked in silence and went about finishing the work in a way very similar to the one described by Vaella. Instead of a makeshift tricorder, he used a sonic pulse scalpel to disintegrate the embedded tech pieces in her arm. After that, he applied ointment on the wound and started the process of growing the skin back.

"Flex your arm for me," he said as they watched the dermal regeneration of the skin on her arm. "Work the joints, wrist, and fingers and see if you can feel anything through your painkillers. There's going to be some pain, but not enough that you should feel it."

Carter glanced up and saw his staff busy at work on other patients. So far, nothing critical had come in but they had yet to hear news from the away team. For all he knew, this could be the calm before the storm.

"I have no idea of your patchwork ability," Carter said while he watched the captain inspect her arm. "But coming all the way down to Sickbay to patch yourself up is like going to a restaurant and cooking your own dinner. Why do it yourself when a pro can take care of it?"
Working on it now. Other Shit and shit has been getting in the way.
More war, please.




MacArthur Island
South Pacific
14:14 Local Time


A dozen of MacArthur Island's best guards were huddled together at the end of a long corridor, some standing and some crouching. They stood in front of a heavy metal door latched closed while their automatic weapons were trained on the big metal door leading into the corridor. The men traded looks at the sound of gunfire and explosions from somewhere close. The captain of the unit felt sweat beading on his forehead. There was still no word from the General after his command that they all fight to the last man to stop... whatever this unseen devil was. Three or four of the men flinched when they heard a loud crash, followed by a scream that was close by. The captain himself nearly jumped when the door at the end of the hallway bucked in its frame.

"Aim," he barked in Mandarin to the men. "Hold steady and do not fire until I give the command."

Another slam against the door bent it, another loosened it, and a final blow sent it off its hinges and slowly down the corridor towards the men. It came to a stop a few feet in front of the group.

"Hold!"

The dozen men waited and kept their weapons trained on the empty doorway and the looming darkness just through the threshold. The captain thought he saw something stir inside the dark. A half-second later, something sped through the doorway and down the corridor. The razor-sharp blade of a throwing axe caught a guard flush in the forehead and dropped him to the ground.

"FIRE!"

Something leapt from the darkness and raced down the corridor. It was big and spindly, moving much too graceful for a thing of its size. Whatever it was, it moved through the hail of bullets unharmed and tore through the guards like a buzzsaw. The captain opened fire amid the carnage and flying blood. His shots seemed to miss as the big creature ripped his unit to shreds with his killing weapon. Within seconds, the captain was left alone staring at the monster in front of him.



"I proclaim your head emancipated from your neck."

The captain screamed and began to open fire, but the blade of Abraham Lincoln's axe struck his head from his shoulder before he could finish pulling the trigger.

"The coast is clear, Doctor," Lincoln said as he shook blood off his hands.

Hsien Wu, the pudgy Chinese doctor and Lincoln's accomplice, came waddling out the doorway and looked at the carnage with wide eyes.

"Now is not the time to become squeamish," Lincoln said as he removed his throwing axe from a dead guard's forehead. He tucked the weapon back into his waistband and looked towards Wu. "The hour is getting late. We need to destroy those off-site backups and escape before this entire island is burnt to a crisp."

"It's the next room," said Wu. "A few quick keystrokes and I can destroy the hard drives."

Lincoln strode past the dead guards and threw open the metal latch locking the metal door in place. The two men stepped into a cavernous white room with servers stretching out as far as the eye could see. A large monitor the size of a house was suspended high above the servers. Lincoln looked at the sight in slight awe as Wu passed by him and hurried towards a terminal.

"This is the Khan's brain," Wu said as his fingers swiftly moved across the touch screen surface of the terminal. "For thirty years, I worked on the technology that took DNA from descendants and slowly, painstakingly created the Khan's original genetic profile and replicated his brain pattern."

Wu jumped at the sound of a loud crash. Lincoln began to swing into the servers with his axe.

"My life's work," Wu said with a hint of sorrow in his voice. "My second life's work. All going down the drain."

"I wouldn't say that doctor."

Wu and Lincoln both turned as Theodore Roosevelt burst into the room. Blood spatters covered his khaki uniform and his eyeglasses were spritzed with the crimson liquid.

"The Executive Branch could have ample use for your wonderful technology."

----

The submarine Bataan surfaced sixty miles away from MacArthur Island. The hatch flew open and Roosevelt, Lincoln, and Wu climbed on to the deck of the sub just in time to see the show. A bright light flashed on the island. A mushroom cloud blossomed over the island and sent heat and shockwaves of force rippling across the water. Even this far away, they could feel the intense heat from the atomic explosion.

"Franklin will probably want to send a bomber to the second site in China," Lincoln said as they watched. "Mr. Truman usually takes a good week to recharge after an... event."

Lincoln continued to talk, but Roosevelt wasn't listening. His thoughts were on MacArthur's last words, the ones he softly whispered to Roosevelt as he lay there dying. Those were the words that caused the already independent general to turn full rogue and abandon the Executive Branch.

"They're back," Roosevelt said to himself.

"What was that, Theodore?" Lincoln asked.

"Talking to myself," he mumbled as he started back down the sub's hatch.

They're back. MacArthur didn't elaborate who they were, he didn't need to. After the First World War tore them apart, the Timekeepers were back. "They're back," MacArthur had hissed quietly. And then he added the thing that scared Roosevelt the most. "They're inside the Executive Branch."

Theodore Roosevelt took one last look at the now destroyed facility on MacArthur Island before his gaze turned to Lincoln. He and Dr. Wu talked amongst themselves as they watched the mushroom cloud disperse over the island. They're inside the Executive Branch, Roosevelt thought to himself. But just how deep?
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