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5 yrs ago
Current "I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston
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6 yrs ago
Starting up a preimum service of content from actors like Radcliffe, Day-Lewis, Bruhl, and Craig. Calling it OnlyDans.
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6 yrs ago
Please, guys. The status bar is for more important things... like cringe status updates.
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6 yrs ago
Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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6 yrs ago
Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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Meanwhile, I split my pants in half while getting into my car...
Getting up early and the cold and all that shit is why I was always more of a fishing guy growing up. You just cast your rod and read a book while you wait. Or at least that's how I fish.
If you can kill deer with presidential facts and trivia, then I'll eat like a king in the wilderness.
I'd like to think I'd be bumping "My Shot" from Hamilton if I were to ever take part in an assassination.
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That'll be one of those weird factoids that gets spread on the internet.

"Did you know Prime Minister Morden Man and Rwandan Secret-Nuclear-Engineer-Police Commandant Evan "The Cat" used to write goofy BS Communism Fan-Fic together with a bunch of now homeless Midwesterners?"


Hopefully I'll be added to the list as "failed presidential assassin."
One future PM and one future head of the Rwandan Secret Police. Not bad.
@Morden Man

Morden should probably come through someday and unfuck this page.

Or at the least read it and replace anything with your version of the UK.


That reminds me, Morden won his local election in a landslide. He's now a city council councilor, which is why he's trying to distance himself from us. The shit he's written here can be used against him one day
The wiki said Cuba was facing an uncertain future or some shit because of the new president. Since I retconned that president, we can always rectonned the Cuban thing.
Looking through the wiki and apparently the US has control over Cuba? I wasn't aware of that. That gives me some ideas.
I don't know if I'll have much time to take part, but I'm at least interested.
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