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Bringing back the Finish the Sentence, complete the story, 3.0!
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Gotta love a random power outage~
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*Sips his coffee*

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I'M SO SORRY! I literally just got off work. This looks cool so I'll join in ^^
@Pirouette@Mae~ Okay, thank you!
@Pirouette~ Will your OC be the Tutor? Or the student?
@Mae~ Would our OCs have a previous partnership in crime before this or not?

I just need this then I'm done
I'm so sorry guys, work has been rough the last few days and I wound up in the ER. I'll try to post asap.
@Mae of course! Give me a link to your deviantart profile and I'll plaster it everywhere
There once was a man, who is well known in his city. His name was John but on weekends it was Britney. On Sundays, his name was Carl. The rest of the time, it was 'dumbass'. And he has two things that always accompany him, a list of names and a worn-out red marker. It would surprise you to know that, while it went against the expected function, the marker was not for writing on paper.

Morning light filled the hospital, the smell of death hung in the air. The pale walls shone wetly. Above Dumbass's bed hung a portrait of the Quartermaster of the KSR, and by his nightstand was a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush. John had ended up with a broken hip after tripping himself at the stair. Or, at least that's what he told the Doctors had broken his hip. In fact, it had been something far more sinister; autohypnotic asphyxiation. Heading back home, he saw, that the mayor's car had been entirely covered in cling film. Confused by his misadventures, he decided that a live tentacle porn show was the next best option.

He proceeded to go to the fishmongers, and detail precisely what his plan was. The Fishmonger agreed,
@CollectorOfMyst fixed it ^^"
There once was a man, who is well known in his city. His name was John but on weekends it was Britney. On Sundays, his name was Carl. The rest of the time, it was 'dumbass'. And he has two things that always accompany him, a list of names and a worn-out red marker. It would surprise you to know that, while it went against the expected function, the marker was not for writing on paper.

Morning light filled the hospital, the smell of death hung in the air. The pale walls shone wetly. Above Dumbass's bed hung a portrait of the Quartermaster of the KSR, and by his nightstand was a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush. John had ended up with a broken hip after tripping himself at the stair. Or, at least that's what he told the Doctors had broken his hip. In fact, it had been something far more sinister; autohypnotic asphyxiation. Heading back home, he saw, that the mayor's car had been entirely covered in cling film. Confused by his misadventures,

Edited: sorry, coppied the wrong post XD
Good evening @crowe, @Nallore, I hope it's alright for me to hop into this conversation.
Welcome back XD
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