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I was waiting for Jordy, but as he hasn't responded, I'll end the raider attack after I eat.
Ah, alright.
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Ah, alright.
@letter bee
I'm assuming that the raider attack on Liberty Island is over? Just asking, considering you haven't really advanced the plot in the day long gap between this post and my last one.
I'm assuming that the raider attack on Liberty Island is over? Just asking, considering you haven't really advanced the plot in the day long gap between this post and my last one.
"Hm... Surely there's a way I could cop all of them togeffer somehow... Might be 'ard ffough." Connor mutters to himself, quiet enough that no one else could hear him. He racks it over in his brain, preying to the almighty entity known as the GM whatever God the humans worship that it could be possible.
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"I'm glad you asked, because they will always be watched by our wyvern knights, if they even do the slighted wrong move, they'll be burned alive before they'll even have a chance to use the sword.
As for the weapons themselves... most of their power has been drained in the previous rebellion and their use against Sssalivan the Terror, they won't be currently powerful enough to bleed anyone dry."
"At least you're prepared." Says Connor, now thinking about how he'll be able to get and keep the sword without the wyvern knights noticing. He doesn't stay long, as he leaves the court almost immediately. He dashes outside and looks to which ways he could go.
Connor stands up, then speaks in his signature Cockney accent: "Well now, mister Marshal, I gotta ask: wot'll 'appen if some bloke ain't so 'appy in givin' up the swords, then, eh, guv? Y'know, right, if some bloke just takes the swords for themselves? Farker could destroy the bloody castle and the bleedin' kingdom itself! Blimey! Just askin', eh guv; seems like it'll be pretty bad for us 'umans." With that, Connor sits back down, yielding a few chuckles from the crowd due to his accent.
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Tim continued strolling into battle, occasionally firing off Albert's pistol. He shouts "GET TO DA VERTIBIRD!" while firing at a group of retreating raiders.
He was missing by several feet.
He didn't care.
Meanwhile, Albert continued singing, his face turning blue from not taking a breath for a while. He paused, inhaled deeply enough to restore the pink to his face, then continued singing.
Tim continued strolling into battle, occasionally firing off Albert's pistol. He shouts "GET TO DA VERTIBIRD!" while firing at a group of retreating raiders.
He was missing by several feet.
He didn't care.
Meanwhile, Albert continued singing, his face turning blue from not taking a breath for a while. He paused, inhaled deeply enough to restore the pink to his face, then continued singing.
Hello my friend. Welcome once again to a world ever creating before your feet.
Have a cookie!
Oooh, cookie! *yoink*
@letter bee
It was in that moment that Tim left the room and strolled out to the battle field. He had taken Albert's pistol, and with him he had the fury of seven hundred thousand suns! Tim strode into battle, and began shouting "Dun dah dun dah dun dun, dun dah dun dah dun dun, dun dah dun dah dun dun, dun dun da dah dah!" He would later tell the story to his grandchildren's grandchildren, and would recall it as being the 'coolest f**king thing ever...' And then he realized he was being shot at.
It was in that moment that Tim left the room and strolled out to the battle field. He had taken Albert's pistol, and with him he had the fury of seven hundred thousand suns! Tim strode into battle, and began shouting "Dun dah dun dah dun dun, dun dah dun dah dun dun, dun dah dun dah dun dun, dun dun da dah dah!" He would later tell the story to his grandchildren's grandchildren, and would recall it as being the 'coolest f**king thing ever...' And then he realized he was being shot at.
@Letter Bee
"200 caps? Well holy shit, I'll do anything for that money!" And, with that, Albert breathed in as much as he could and then continued to sing. Meanwhile, Tim stood by a wall; it appeared that he was trying to lean against it, but with his bulky body it wouldn't be possible. He looked to any other person in the room and said "That's my friend!"
"200 caps? Well holy shit, I'll do anything for that money!" And, with that, Albert breathed in as much as he could and then continued to sing. Meanwhile, Tim stood by a wall; it appeared that he was trying to lean against it, but with his bulky body it wouldn't be possible. He looked to any other person in the room and said "That's my friend!"
Albert thought to himself about the offer. 'Hmm... 25 caps isn't that bad, and I need to repair my jumpsuit...' He looked at Tim, "Hey, Tim!" He said. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Pizza?" Tim asked, which caused Albert to facepalm.
"No, I was thinking that we should accept the offer."
"Oh... Well alright." So, with Tim's reply, Albert looked back at the guards and said: "We'll take the deal."
"Pizza?" Tim asked, which caused Albert to facepalm.
"No, I was thinking that we should accept the offer."
"Oh... Well alright." So, with Tim's reply, Albert looked back at the guards and said: "We'll take the deal."
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