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13 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Eviledd1984
"Alright then, let's go find us a workbench." Albert says, enthusiastically. With that, they go to find a workbench to mod Danny's gear. Tim stayed in the back, still following the duo.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
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And they soon see a whole nomad tribe of goblins and hobgoblins guarded by quite a few gnoll warriors, who were clearly displeased by Connor's presence, yet they didn't attack.

"Yeah... I say we ditch that mission, boss." One of the twin humans said scratching his head. "Or do you want to beat a whole tribe for several hundred pieces of gold?"


"To bloody hell wiv it... Let's go kill that farker and take 'is brass instead." With that, Connor leads the group back to the man.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Claw2k11
"Don't need any platinum, right guv. Come on, let's go cop the bloody bloke!" With that, Connor runs in the direction of the hobgoblin with the group following close behind.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Claw2k11
"Seems a bit much ta kill an 'obgoblin for just attackin' yer body guard. Why can't I just put some 'urt on the bloke and be on me merry way?"
@Eviledd1984
Albert begins to feel uneasy, considering it wasn't going to be fun 'doing the do' with an old woman. He takes the caps and sets them on the desk for the old woman to take. "Thanks ma'am. Me and my friend'll be going now." With that, Albert walks to the door.
Tim throws a fit and tosses the remains of the paddle ball onto the floor.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Claw2k11
"Who do ya 'ave in mind, guv?" Connor asks, putting a hand on his blade, ready to unsheathe it.
@Eviledd1984
"You got some caps, Danny?" Albert asks, before digging his 220 caps out of his pocket. "This is all I have, so you'll have to use 101 caps of your own."
While the two were discussing their finances, Tim was digging through some junk and pulled out another paddle ball. He attempts to play with it, before it is crushed in his hand again.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
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"Well, boss, no matter what sort of plan you have, we're paid to do that plan. I think we should just head on, we'll be bound to find some gnoll or goblin forest tribes in a short way from here, what do you say?"


"Sounds like a plan. Let's go kick their arses, guvs!" With that, Connor leads the group into the forest.
@Letter Bee
Shit, sorry for being gone for a while; some stuff came up and I couldn't get on. I'm back, though.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Claw2k11
"Well, to get paid we'll 'ave ta do a mix of both. I spose we could try us hand at fightin' a few monsters, and once we buy ourselves better gear we can do bounties, right, den 'ire some blokes, and finally we go off ta get the bleedin' bloody sword. Sound like a plan, guvs?" Connor asks the group.
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