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13 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Letter Bee. @Eviledd1984, @jordy0403, @AshLady
"I'm doing what the rest of the group is doing. It ain't no fun to leave without any friends. Well, I'd have Tim at least." Albert replies, before Tim butts in: "Actually Albert, I was going to stay here. This city needs folks who'll protect them! And, of course, provide excellent entertainment."
"Wha... What? Tim, you and I are best friends, you can't stay here if I leave!"
"Albert, I'm sorry, but I'm the hero that Liberty Island needs, but not the one it deserves. If you leave with the rest, then I salute you." With that, Tim taps his hand to his dome in a salute fashion, Albert saluting as well, before both put their hands down. "It was nice knowin' you, pal."
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Claw2k11
Connor responds to the voice in his mind, "Well, I'll come back for them after I've got the sword, then I'll go get them."
@Eviledd1984, @jordy0403, @AshLady, @Letter Bee
Tim and Albert, noticing the new comer, continue with their sprint. Actually, it seems that the pair sped it up a bit. "Albert!" Tim cried, "Why are we running faster!?"
"We don't know who the new girl is, she could be with the Enclave! Let's get the hell out of here!" Albert calls back to Tim.
"Hold on, I'll check!" With that, Tim stops until Eve is right next to him, then continues to stroll along at her pace. "Are you Enclave?" He asks.
"DAMMIT TIM! I WOULD RIP OUT YOUR GODDAMN BRAIN IF YOU WEREN'T MY ONLY COMPANION!"
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

Well, he could be accompanying Tim, but still.

Anyway, you seem to be up late.


Right, I forgot about that kind of logic.

Eh. Insomnia and all that.
@Letter Bee
I know, but Edd said that Danny was the one escorting them.
@Eviledd1984
Uh, Tim was the one escorting Danny's parents according to Letter Bee's post.
EDIT: Well nevermind.
Also, I should add that I reserved a spot for a BoS character in a PM between me and Madly. I'll probably make him if Albert and/or Tim die, but I could make him after the PCs are captured.
@Letter Bee
Tim, with an assault rifle he had found, strolled as fast as he could to Liberty Island with Albert following close behind. "WE MUST ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK! Er, uh... ESCAPE TO NEW YORK!" Tim shouted, firing at the Enclave soldiers behind him. A bullet nearly hit Albert in the arm, and he jumped up, shouting: "WOAH! Tim, you crazy son of a bitch!"
@Letter Bee
I'm not Jordy, but it'd be sweet if you did that.
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