Captain Uni
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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle
STATUS: The bugs are back. 12 days ago
- Last Seen: 2 hrs ago
- Joined: 11 yrs ago
- Posts: 2004 (0.52 / day)
- VMs: 3
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- Captain Uni 7 mos ago
- ███████████████ 11 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses
12 days ago
Current
The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio
Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
Most Recent Posts
So... Didn't ask this earlier, but did anyone post in reply to my post at the tavern? If not then I'm not sure what the hell to do.
@Letter Bee
Winston, after being thrown into the padded room, sat down and thought to himself. 'Is this the end? Am I going to die? I did my damn job...' He sighed. Then, someone came into the room and got him, dragging him into a large room. Then the children came. What the hell was going on? A woman began to speak to everyone in the room, then something... An alien? Whatever it was, it spoke after her, and explained how something called the D'Nava were going to invade Earth and harvest humanity to grow their powers, and the government needed the children to stop these things. That's when Winston spoke up. "And what the hell do you need me for? I'm a damn bounty hunter, I don't have any fuckin' powers." Once he finished, Winston crossed his arms and stared intently at the woman and the alien.
Winston, after being thrown into the padded room, sat down and thought to himself. 'Is this the end? Am I going to die? I did my damn job...' He sighed. Then, someone came into the room and got him, dragging him into a large room. Then the children came. What the hell was going on? A woman began to speak to everyone in the room, then something... An alien? Whatever it was, it spoke after her, and explained how something called the D'Nava were going to invade Earth and harvest humanity to grow their powers, and the government needed the children to stop these things. That's when Winston spoke up. "And what the hell do you need me for? I'm a damn bounty hunter, I don't have any fuckin' powers." Once he finished, Winston crossed his arms and stared intently at the woman and the alien.
@Letter Bee
Yeeeeeeeeeeah, I just rushed through the bio to post IC. So, is Winston with the Star Children or...
Yeeeeeeeeeeah, I just rushed through the bio to post IC. So, is Winston with the Star Children or...
@Letter Bee
Done with my character. Not my best work, but I hope it's alright.
Done with my character. Not my best work, but I hope it's alright.
@Letter Bee
I suppose.
I suppose.
@Letter Bee
Uh, my character is still a WIP by the way; I haven't decided on a bio.
Uh, my character is still a WIP by the way; I haven't decided on a bio.
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Casual Interest Checks
Moved.
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