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13 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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Harry smiled, rather creepily might I add, as he took the supplies from Quinn. While she moved on to the next person, he looked at her behind only to turn away a moment later. Wouldn't be good to get punched by Booker on the first day of the trip, especially considering that a black eye could demolish his already low chance to get a girl. He stuck a marshmallow on the roasting stick, then stuck it near the fire, rotating it to toast it evenly on all sides (do marshmallows have sides? Hell if I know). As he did this, he looked at the other members of the group. "So, there anything to do here other than sit around?" Strangely, although he was born in Chicago and never left, his voice had a hint of cockney in it.
*raises hand* Could we find a Cthulhu-like deity sometime? If so, then count me the hell in. If not, then you can still count me the hell in.
@booksmusicanime
I'd be fine with a post-pacifist timeline.
@MissCapnCrunch
I'd prefer today; I'm bored as all hell, and it'll be fun to play as Harry (at least I assume so, considering this is my first time playing a character like him).
@King Tai
Uh... That was meant to be a joke. Like 'women, amirite?' or something like that. Sorry, just thought I'd explain... *ahem* so, yeah, New Years for people outside of the US! Yay!
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

I'll reach the New Year before you my friend. Florida...


Time zones, amirite?
@Aewin
Your character's opinion of Harry is extremely laid back, especially considering he pervs over her too (as stated in my relationships).

Anyway, Happy New Year everyone... Even though it's still the 31st here in Arizona.
In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
*hits*
In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
Connor crosses his arms, before clearing his throat. "Alright, we'll get a rest at the inn. We deserve it after that bloodbath. Tomorrow we set out to find Darkstalker." He then uncrosses his arms and starts to head back to the inn, the group hopefully in tow.
@xcalx1dw
I put in my relationships that Harry and Ryan could've become friends (so long as you were okay with it), mainly due to both of them enjoying writing. So, you could consider that as being one down.
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