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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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Interested. Also, nice Bruce Campbell avatar.
Tom goes to wherever he's needed at the moment in time, whistling 'Light My Fire' while sitting in the background. Presumably he went to the place where the orientations took place, wherever that was. Of course, all this talk of magic and dragons and all that other crap made his head spin; and he was pretty damn smart, so it had to be confusing. Nonetheless, he was stuck here now, so he might as well get used to it and figure out what's what.
I'm here! Just haven't caught up on recent posts and as such I can't really post. Care to give me a TL;DR?
Okay, I'll try and get my ideas together for a post then. Sorry for any delay, just kind of got a bit stuck on the course I'm going for this. ^^; In the mean time, feel free to discuss future plans, or anything like that.


The above quote was four days ago. I know people have lives and can't post all the time (especially because of how large your posts usualy are), but don't you think that you should've posted by now? Again, I understand people have lives but... Uh, yeah.
Shit. I'll just edit that out then~
Bibbity bobbity gone~
Quick question: are human names similar to names on Earth, I.E. John, Nate, Peter, etc. or are they completely different?
I feel very proud of my post. I don't know why, I just do.
The whole ride to the archives, Don was thinking of comebacks to what the men might say. He already thought about the phrase 'don't fuck with me' or something along those lines, to which he'd reply, "Fuck with you? I wouldn't even touch you." Of course, no matter how he said it, it'd most likely end with him getting punched in the face. So, only about a fifth of the way to archives, Don decided he wouldn't be a smartass unless he wanted a black eye.

So the whole ride there, Don would hum a song that he liked to listen to in his boyhood years. And soon, he would simply just start singing it, "Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June, we stood beneath an amb-" His singing was interrupted by one of the Talon Corp. guys shouting at him to shut the fuck up. So, of course, Don just kept on singing. It was just then that the same one who told him to shut up continually punched him in the gut. Don just laughed, and continued singing.

After a few more punchs, so hard that Don even coughed up a drop or so of blood at one point, the man stopped once Don had finished singing. Don just simply slumped back, smiling. He looked at the man, then said: "That was fun. Wanna go again?" He didn't even wait for the man's response before singing once again, and again being punched over and over. They stopped after the driver shouted at both, and then they finally arrived at the archives.

Don looked at Becker with a defiant grin. Still, he didn't want to be beat up again so he played it smart. "Sure, Becky. I gotcha." With that, he followed them inside the archives and searched around for the coordinates. As he searched, he asked: "Hey Becky, you mind telling me why these coordinates are so important that you slaughtered my whole team?"
In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
No... No, bad shit always happens to Connor on Thursdays. He was almost eaten by cannibals on a Thursday, he was attacking by a wyvern rider on a Thursday, his best shield was stolen on a Thursday... Fucking Thursdays. Anyhow, Connor debates with himself whether to run into the bathroom and see if Shiel is alright or to run out and greet whomever it was shouting at him.

After about a minute or so, Connor decides to run in and check on Shiel, expecting the worst.
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