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10 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Holy Soldier sorry for not posting last round, and I'm afraid I probably won't be able to post this round either. I'm stuck on mobile after my laptop died horribly in a tragic accident involving a pink Ferrari, forty-seven apples, and Peter Dinklage (that means it got fried). It's gonna be about a month until I can repair it, so I won't be able to post until then (I absolutely DESPISE writing long posts on my phone). So yeah, afraid I'm gonna be on hiatus for the next month.

TL;DR: Computer's fried, can't post. Can't fix it until next month. Good luck with the RP everyone.
@Holy Soldier
I won't be able to post until Friday, which, if I remember correctly, is after the deadline for my post. Just informing you because I don't want it to seem like I just dropped off the map again. If you want, then skip me over, or, if you'd allow it, I'd like to be able to get a post up on Friday.
Well, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to drop out of this due to being really busy IRL. I know I never actually got a sheet up, but I announced that I was interested so I figured I'd just pop in to say that my CS will be on hold indefinitely.

I might toss a CS in later if my schedule lightens up and you're still accepting, but if not then I'll see you all around. Good luck with the RP, everyone.
For a basic idea of the fight that Phantom was in two days ago, look no further than Oldboy.
Phantom's Journal, [YEAR REDACTED], October 30th (I believe it's on that date, still not clear on how long it's been since the team was formed and we fought Crusher. From what I remember it's been about two weeks or so)

Been busy lately. Protectors are busy going on with their lives. I've been patrolling. Been a while since we faced that big guy at warehouse. Thought that would be last we saw of him but no. Agent's called for a meeting. Have a feeling it's connected to Crusher. Will write back with more info later.

Phantom's mind wandered as he traveled across the rooftops of Treaft to the warehouse that served as the group's headquarters. He had been spending most of his time patrolling in costume, and while for the most part it had been uneventful, two days ago there was a massive fight between himself and a group of thugs in a thin hallway. He's still trying to walk off the knife in his back.

Soon enough, he arrived at the warehouse and headed inside, surprised to find Reaper there among his comrades. Had he finally decided to join the team? He stood there in a doorway for a bit, seeing that most of the group were talking amongst themselves, then jumped in when the opportunity presented itself: "Sorry I'm late. I've been busy lately." And with that, he walked up to the group and took a seat nearby.
Will probably get a post up tomorrow, sorry for keeping everyone waiting!
@Etherean Fire Haha, well I hope I'm doing a good job portraying the character; at least someone likes him, even if they don't know much about him. Garrett's easily one of my favorite characters of all time, and I hope I can get some good lines in. But I think everyone can agree, whether they're a Thief fan or not, that nothing will be able to beat this masterpiece of a quote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zIFJ8ScSx8

Level: 1
Location: Kingdom of Erion (Raganival, forest)
Tags: Mario @Holy Soldier, Fox @Etherean Fire, Naija @DracoLunaris
Word Count: 501


Garrett cast a few glances at his companions. He knew of Mario and Fox's adventures and had briefly spoken to Naija in the Reception Hall, but aside that he didn't really know much about them. 'Just as well,' he thought, 'that way we can just get this over with and I can go back to The City with all this loot without missing them.' Still, he let his mind linger to his thoughts on them...

Regarding Mario, he thought he was an egotistical ass. Garrett, despite his snarky and selfish nature, didn't really develop an ego. In his line of work, having a huge ego would get you killed. Still, he seemed to care about his brother Luigi, which was a minor saving grace. Though he didn't have a family himself (the closest thing being Basso, though he was more of a friend than a brother), Mario's love for his brother won him some brownie points from Garrett.

Regarding Fox, he figured that the guy was a bit too straight-laced for his tastes. Too calm and collected from what he had seen so far; maybe a few sarcastic jabs will get him to crack, or he might even send a few back. Garrett hoped so, as, in his opinion, it was always a good time for a snarking match. Still, he seemed like a good guy with good intentions, which Garrett didn't mind at all.

As for Naija... Well, she was a different story. He didn't share too many words with her in the dining hall so he didn't know much about her, though she seemed to be rather kind from what he heard in their brief introduction. Kindness wasn't exactly something highly valued or even existent in The City, but still, compared to the people he's used to working with, she was a nice change of pace.

He was snapped out of his thoughts as Fox went into a filibuster, planning out what everyone will do despite not being the leader. He gave Garrett a task that Garrett figured would be a cakewalk for himself, what with his rather... Unique set of talents. "Do it without being seen? Sounds easy enough. Might even pickpocket something off the people in there for myse- I mean us. Yeah, us." He replied, awkwardly correcting himself. He was part of a team now, and he would need to remember that.

When Fox had finished and addressed Naija rather awkwardly, Garrett stifled a laugh. He figured Fox's plan would work well, and it kept him away from frontal assault so that was a plus. Still, Naija was the leader, so it was still her call. All Garrett could do was hope that she agreed with Fox's assessment of the situation, so he could avoid any injuries and also so the two wouldn't argue over it. But hey, at least an argument would be something interesting to watch.

With a sigh, Garrett leaned against a tree and waited for Naija's rebuttal or acceptance of the plan.
Should have my character up soon, I have the power (superspeed), personality, skills, and gear up, but I'm kinda having trouble with his backstory; I know that I plan on having him grow up in America then move to England around 16 or so due to the Great Depression, I'm not sure how I would have him join up with the Westminster League of Extraordinary Individuals.
I like me some sci-fi. I'll get a character sheet up soon.

(also, Crossfire, expect me to a get a post up in Treaft soon)
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