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Captain Uni male Member

The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle

STATUS: The bugs are back. 10 days ago
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Recent Statuses

10 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
6 likes
5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
4 likes
7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio

Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

In Adam Philip's Totally Legit Laboratory For The Science! → 9 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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In The Westminster League Of Extraordinary Individuals (WWII Superhero Spy RP) → 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@MegaOscarPwn
Oh shit, can't believe we forgot about that.

I say at the end of the RP we all pull heroic sacrifices and sing 'Always Look On The Bright Side of Life' as we die.
In The Westminster League Of Extraordinary Individuals (WWII Superhero Spy RP) → 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Am I the only one who knows nothing about Monty Python?


It appears so.
In The Westminster League Of Extraordinary Individuals (WWII Superhero Spy RP) → 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

1. You shouldn't, if you make them so much people will expect them, and their weapon is surprise.
2. Memes.
3. Why not.
4. Poofters are bad, have a plumbus.
5. Well my dear sir, your hat looks like an unwashed GYM and your son is Dinkleberg.
6. THERE IS REASON NUMBER SIX, IT'S RIGHT THERE <==
7. No plumbus's.


1. Excellent point. The Spanish Inquisition must strike fast, hard and undetected...
2. I like your thinking.
3. Why why not is the better question.
4. ... What is this thing for again?
5. How DARE you?! My hat is the finest hat in the world, and I don't even have a son!
6. Wow, thanks for finding it, I've been looking for it all day!
7. Buh... B-buh... But mah plumbus!
In The Westminster League Of Extraordinary Individuals (WWII Superhero Spy RP) → 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

HEY I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO MENTION THEM.


Well I have seven reasons why I can mention them:

1. I've made at least three Spanish Inquisition jokes in my statuses in the last month.
2. Because I can.
3. Because I can.
4. No poofters.
5. Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
6. There is NO reason number six.
7. No poofters.
In The Westminster League Of Extraordinary Individuals (WWII Superhero Spy RP) → 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Oh hey I forgot about this. Gonna get to work on my CS ASAP, might have it up tonight or tomorrow.

I also see that we're referencing Monty Python now. That's more unexpected than the Spanish Inquisition.
In Project Crossover [Video Game Crossover RP] → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Well, I finally got my post up.
In Project Crossover [Video Game Crossover RP] → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Level: 1
Location: Tetris Castle (Skyhold Apartments) - Kingdom of Erion (Raganival, forest)
Tags: Mario @Holy Soldier, Fox @Etherean Fire, Naija @DracoLunaris, Gordon Freeman @Hostile
Word Count: 333


Garrett grinned as he pulled a bag of gold out of a drawer in the home he was currently robbing. His assumptions were right when he first arrived; this place did have a lot of loot to steal. He had gotten the treatment from Mordin and the other scientists, and figured he'd pass some time with a bit of thieving... Next thing he knew he was on his seventh house and showed no sign of stopping.

"Hehehe, I'm gonna be walking away from this whole ordeal with my pockets filled to the brim with gold and gems..." He said to himself, picking up a broach from a nightstand. Then, out of the corner of his eye, Garrett spotted the clock... And froze in terror. He was late. Very, very, VERY late.

He panicked, looking around for an exit before running to the window, opening it, then slipping out. He climbed down the face of the apartments before reaching the ground and sprinting to the portal (or whatever it was that would take him to the Kingdom of Erion).



"Man, I am never going to get used to traveling by portal..." Garrett muttered to himself, before getting up and looking around. Yep, he was in Raganival alright. Yet his group and any of the others were nowhere in sight. He sighed, scratched his neck, then began to wander around. After a bit of walking around the forest, he found his group.

Fox and Naija were up in the trees, most likely scouting ahead. Garrett gave a quick nod to Mario and Gordon, who were (probably) still on ground level. "Sorry I'm late. Got a little bit... distracted on my way to the teleporter." For clarity, Garrett showed the group some of the loot he had swiped from the apartment.

After another few quick glances around, Garrett said to the group: "So what exactly are we doing? I was a bit zoned out when the big guy with the weird haircut was giving his speech."
In The Westminster Leauge Of Extraordinary Individuals (WWII Superhero Spy RP) → 9 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
You had me at superheroes punching Nazis, I'm in.
In Project Crossover [Video Game Crossover RP] → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Finally got to writing my post, just gonna say that the reason Garrett wasn't there was because after seeing Mordin and the other scientists... Well, to put it courteously, he got a little... Sidetracked by Skyhold apartments. To put it bluntly, he robbed an apartment blind.

Also, @Holy Soldier, I'd like to reserve King Graham from the King's Quest series as my second character.
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