Captain Uni
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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle
STATUS: The bugs are back. 10 days ago
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10 days ago
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The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio
Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
Most Recent Posts
@Weird Tales
Three things:
1) all the episodes happen at the same time, so no waiting.
2) he's in the old people episode.
3) there's more episodes to come.
Three things:
1) all the episodes happen at the same time, so no waiting.
2) he's in the old people episode.
3) there's more episodes to come.
I'm getting the feeling that Kara is the possible villain character that 00492 mentioned in his post about potential future plot points.
@Sir Lurksalot
Well that's... Dark.
I might actually slowly make Old!Question's Alzheimer's/dementia less funny and more dramatic, culminating in him finally just forgetting why he's there and not being able to go more than a few seconds in a conversation without forgetting whatever they were talking about.
EDIT: Also, welcome to the nuthouse FiroIV. We've got cookies. Sadly, they're oatmeal raisin.
Well that's... Dark.
I might actually slowly make Old!Question's Alzheimer's/dementia less funny and more dramatic, culminating in him finally just forgetting why he's there and not being able to go more than a few seconds in a conversation without forgetting whatever they were talking about.
EDIT: Also, welcome to the nuthouse FiroIV. We've got cookies. Sadly, they're oatmeal raisin.
Speaking of the episodes, none of them put Question and Rookie on the same team. I'm sad now. I guess we'll have to wait for the bantering...
Also, for the old people episode, I imagine that OldMan!Question is going to have Alzheimer's or dementia. Yes, I'm aware they're both crippling and depressing diseases (my nan had Alzheimer's, so I know personally how bad it can be). Yes, I'm still going to play it for laughs.
Also, for the old people episode, I imagine that OldMan!Question is going to have Alzheimer's or dementia. Yes, I'm aware they're both crippling and depressing diseases (my nan had Alzheimer's, so I know personally how bad it can be). Yes, I'm still going to play it for laughs.
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Every single day there is/are:
Multiple murders
Armed conflict
Numerous rapes
Humans are polluting the planet
Commercial sacrifice of animals (I personally quite enjoy that one especially chicken)
Whatever atrocities I didn't bother to mention.
Compared to Krypton Earth is a backwards hick planet of destruction and barbarism.
In the 'For The Man Who Has Everything' comic, Krypton is shown to have become increasingly shitty and dystopian if it didn't get blown to shit (keep in mind, this is Superman's ideal version of Krypton; you can only imagine how fucked up it would've been if it actually survived). Really, it's no better than Earth. Then again, that version of Krypton was just a figment of Superman's imagination, so I'm probably wrong and Krypton really was just a utopian planet where there is no wrong.
But really, let's all stop arguing about this because it serves no purpose; the point is Kara doesn't want to live in Superman's shadow and shouldn't live in his shadow. If that means choosing an alias that's unrelated to Superman's alias, then good on her. And hey, if she's a space racist then that's cool too. Doesn't mean anyone has to like it, in fact most people will probably hate it, but still, let her keep doing her.
@Lord Wraith
It's not really bothering me, I'm just genuinely curious why Weird Tales' question turned into an argument about whether Kara should view Superman as her elder or not, and eventually it turned to Alexander the Great and racism.
It's not really bothering me, I'm just genuinely curious why Weird Tales' question turned into an argument about whether Kara should view Superman as her elder or not, and eventually it turned to Alexander the Great and racism.
... Why are we arguing about this again?
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Milkbag article doesn't exist on Wikipedia.
Here it is.
Also, what the actual fuck is everyone else doing? Fucking bags of milk? That's just weird.
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