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10 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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So anyway, potential conspiracy theories to use in this (they're all connected, btw. How? Good question...):
"The Girl Scouts are responsible for the crop circle phenomenon. Anyone who is in the presence of a crop circle or sees a picture of a crop circle will get a sudden urge for Thin Mints."
"Abraham Lincoln put the hit out on himself. He gave Booth a gun with a false bullet. Lincoln did it so he could lead the civil rights movement in Brazil."
"Boy bands are all androids that live in captivity between concerts and interviews, made by large corporations to brainwash girls from the ages of 8 to 16 into hormone-driven zombies."
"Red M&Ms are the most prevalent in advertising M&Ms. This is because Red is an analog for Communism, and the advertisements subtly convince the viewers that Communism is better than Capitalism, in this case Blue who is the least advertised M&M."
"The Moon Landing in 1969 was faked. It was directed by Stanley Kubrick, who almost blatantly admits his involvement in the 1980 film The Shining. This was done in order to intimidate the Soviets." (probably the least outlandish, mostly because it's an actual conspiracy theory)
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I think you've found your buddy-cop.
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Kid Question takes one look at the scene, then pulls out a phone and snaps a picture.

"For future enjoyment, and potential blackmail."
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I loved that episode. We need to do that for a mission.
@Sir Lurksalot
Dude, the two episodes of Brave and the Bold with Red Hood were my favorites in the series. Then again, I haven't seen much of the series, so... Yeah.
is this your fetish?


I know this is a serious question but that made me laugh my ass off.
I just woke my dog up and he kind of stared at me in annoyance before going back to sleep.
All aboard the hype train!

*choo choo*




Dude, I grew up on re-runs of the 60s Batman show. It was just too good. I broke down in tears when I heard Adam West died.

Also, earlier I saw mention of the shark repellent. I actually made a reference to that in my CS, when I mentioned Vic's lack of gadgets.
@The Angry Goat Jim might suggest Lexmart high quality plant food for The Warden

I think you mean fertilizer.

EDIT: I just googled it. Apparently there is such thing as plant food.
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