I liked Mystery Men, but it's shame it was released at a kind of awkward time; it was released too late for parodies of the Joel Schumacher Batman movies to still be relevant, and too early to parody the darkness and grittiness that was popularized by Batman Begins.
Captain Uni
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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle
STATUS: The bugs are back. 10 days ago
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10 days ago
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The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio
Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
Most Recent Posts
@Weird Tales
Question is gonna get a kick out of Mr. Clutch.
"Markets sponsors during vigilantism. Unlikely to perform heroic acts without benefit to sponsors. If sponsor gains client from vigilantism, will earn him more money. Possibly Jewish? Must investigate further." - Vic's totally not kinda racist reaction.
Question is gonna get a kick out of Mr. Clutch.
"Markets sponsors during vigilantism. Unlikely to perform heroic acts without benefit to sponsors. If sponsor gains client from vigilantism, will earn him more money. Possibly Jewish? Must investigate further." - Vic's totally not kinda racist reaction.
@Member 00492
Just notifying you that I changed the image at the beginning of the character sheet to an image I liked more; in addition to that, I made it so the bonding gas for Vic's mask changes his clothing color as well as his hair color. They're just minor changes, but I figured I'd bring it to your attention anyway.
Just notifying you that I changed the image at the beginning of the character sheet to an image I liked more; in addition to that, I made it so the bonding gas for Vic's mask changes his clothing color as well as his hair color. They're just minor changes, but I figured I'd bring it to your attention anyway.
@Caits
Well. Can't say that I'm not sad to see this go.
I kind of feel like I was part of the problem. If I was, then I apologize, it's just that these last few days have been very hectic for me (what with moving to another state and all), and it's only just recently settled down.
I might not join the next one because I feel like if I do it'll just make more problems. But I might still join it, simply because I really liked using Frank. Either way, I hope that you and anyone who chooses to join the restart enjoys it and has fun.
Well. Can't say that I'm not sad to see this go.
I kind of feel like I was part of the problem. If I was, then I apologize, it's just that these last few days have been very hectic for me (what with moving to another state and all), and it's only just recently settled down.
I might not join the next one because I feel like if I do it'll just make more problems. But I might still join it, simply because I really liked using Frank. Either way, I hope that you and anyone who chooses to join the restart enjoys it and has fun.
@KatherinWinter
You could add it to the 'other information' section.
You could add it to the 'other information' section.
@Archmage MC
Well, considering Light has drawn Frank's interest, I think it's safe to say that he'll be sticking around for a while.
Also, after TechnoWizROK posts, I'll get a post up.
Well, considering Light has drawn Frank's interest, I think it's safe to say that he'll be sticking around for a while.
Also, after TechnoWizROK posts, I'll get a post up.
@Caits
Took out that part about the collab from my post, sorry (the site that I started RPing on is fine with including OOC portions in posts, so it's pretty much ingrained in my mind that using OOC in IC posts is fine). Also, yeah, maybe I shouldn't have skimmed.
Took out that part about the collab from my post, sorry (the site that I started RPing on is fine with including OOC portions in posts, so it's pretty much ingrained in my mind that using OOC in IC posts is fine). Also, yeah, maybe I shouldn't have skimmed.
@Archmage MC Eh, like I said, I just skimmed so I'm not entirely sure.
Anyway, I finally got a post up.
Anyway, I finally got a post up.
@Archmage MC
No, Phoebe left and invited Megumi along. I'm not sure if Scarifar has posted since then, but I'm pretty sure that Megumi would follow Phoebe anyway.
I dunno, I just skimmed for the most part.
No, Phoebe left and invited Megumi along. I'm not sure if Scarifar has posted since then, but I'm pretty sure that Megumi would follow Phoebe anyway.
I dunno, I just skimmed for the most part.
After a moment, Frank noticed that Phoebe had just abruptly left without a word of goodbye to Light, Sol, or himself, though she invited Megumi along with her. As he watched their departing forms, he pondered this: 'Perhaps was disturbed by my scrutiny? Likely theory; been told before that I am creepy. Perhaps was annoyed by Light's bubbly nature? Also likely.' After a moment of thinking it over, he decided that it wasn't worth it ('Not interesting enough anyway'), and turned back to Light and Sol as Light listed off her powers and Sol pointed out Frank's intelligence, due to his deductions on who Phoebe and Deon's parents were.
"Simply took note of powers and paired them with most notable heroes that have similar powers. Anyone could do it. Father would likely have been able to point out how old they are, their city of origin, the extent of their powers based off of their parents, etcetera. Unlikely I could be so thorough." He replied to Sol, then turned to Light. "Interesting array of powers. Explains sudden appearance behind me earlier. Would have heard you approach otherwise." While he said that, he ran her powers through his head. 'Very powerful indeed. Unknown how to counter-act. Perhaps has weakness, I.E. Kryptonite to Superman, yellow to Green Lanterns, etc.? Must investigate further.'
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