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Captain Uni male Member

The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle

STATUS: @DocTachyon that would be based I think 25 days ago
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25 days ago
Current @DocTachyon that would be based I think
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1 mo ago
The bugs are back.
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3 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
6 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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6 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Bio

Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

In Justice League Unlimited → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Weird Tales
Actually, you're forgetting the JLU episode where he's saved by Huntress from the Cadmus facility.

EDIT: Well, Huntress and Superman, but Huntress was the one who actually got him out while Superman was too busy fighting Captain Atom.
In Justice League Unlimited → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

Or that much sadder when he gets his ass kicked and a female saves his butt.


That too.
In Justice League Unlimited → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
LOL... poor Question is the only powerless/tech less hero on the team.


Just means it's gonna be ten times cooler when he starts kicking ass.
In Justice League Unlimited → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Weird Tales
I'm not kissing Wraith's ass, dude. I'm just saying that it looks a lot more well put together than everyone else's sheets.

Also, that's a dead meme and you should be ashamed of yourself.
In Justice League Unlimited → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Wow.
That just put everyone else's sheets to shame.
In Justice League Unlimited → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
But don't you know that Pepsi puts nanobots inside of their drinks to make their costumers hate Coca-Cola products and fast food chains that sell Coca-Cola products?
In Justice League Unlimited → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I just got one of each of the different ratings on one post.

I am now a living legend.
In Justice League Unlimited → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Member 00492

Just for humor - since the senior citizens play along, will be chalk-full of hilarity.


Old Question, upon noticing Jessica in alligator/crocodile form, raises his cane in a defensive position whilst backing away. "Jeez! Who left this crocodile here? Don't you all know that crocodiles were manufactured to lower the population in swamplands?"

After someone replies, he goes quiet for a few moments, lowering his cane. Then, he raises it again and shouts: "Jeez! Who left this crocodile here? Don't you all know that..."
In Justice League Unlimited → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Sir Lurksalot @Weird Tales
Or Lexmart brand adult diapers. God knows a few of us will need them.
In Justice League Unlimited → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Burning Kitty
Like Lurksalot said! We're gonna give Kara a fierce pounding!
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Wait, no.
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