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9 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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6 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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Full disclaimer: I am not above bribes.


Would you let me do a Batman CS for a... Scooby snack?
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So no crew of the Enterprise either then


*slowly deletes Captain Kirk CS*
Not as long as any of the swanky character sheets up there, but I do hope it's good enough.

@ladyanglaise
Garod was afraid something like this would happen. Despite the fact that he and Bado had decided that their personas were from Cornwall, he had only been there once or twice and, even then, never really took the time to learn much about the climate there. He wasn't sure if Bado knew much about the kingdom either. However, the Judge was still waiting upon his response, and it would seem strange for him to decline the offer, much as it screamed "trap".

"I would be honored, Justicar. Would you mind terribly if I brought along my companion as well? He is much more open to conversation than I."
Pretty much done with my gun-fu master Punisher sheet aside from the sample post, here's a little teaser in the form of the image I'm using for appearance. If you recognize what movie this is from, then you know what kinda shit's gonna be going down.

@Eddie Brock

I've decided to drop my Spidey idea and aside from Ink mentioning Spider-Man it seems no one's interested in doing him or another webslinger. So hope that clears it up for ya.
My cruelty can only go so far.

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I honestly prefer that one to looking at Jigsaw's heavily rubberized face in Punisher: War Zone.


Got a point there, at least '89 was fun in an extremely cheesy, 80s action movie way (which is exactly what it was).

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Why was he sitting in the sewer naked?!

EDIT - maybe it wasn't the sewer...


I think the better question is: why was he Ivan Drago?

EDIT: No no, it was the sewer.
I'll one up all y'all and your shitty superhero flicks: The Punisher '89.
And yeah, there are no dibs. Even from me, necessarily. So if someone's expressed interest in somebody you want, that doesn't mean jack until an app is submitted for approval.

(Though if you attempt to steal Batman from me, I must warn you that I will find you in your sleep, gag you, bind you to a chair and force you to watch Green Lantern and Catwoman over and over until your eyeballs bleed.)


...

*frantically writes Batman app*
Okay, so far the following heroes have been taken:
Wonder Woman (
Batman
The Incredible Hulk or Wolverine
Spiderman
Thor
Iron Man
Superman
Doctor Strange
Iron Fist, Moon Knight, or Shazam
Guardians of the Galaxy (sort of; also might change because it's getting lonely in space)

I think that I am missing someone's pick, but hey. I am only human


I'm actually leaning more towards the spin I had in mind for Punisher, but Spidey is still fair game if that flops (and no one else nabs Spidey up).
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