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8 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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6 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

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Demigod? I'm all god, baby.


We can't include an actual God because Disney has copyrighted the concept of a character being a God. Half-God is fair game though.
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Should I feel grateful that I wasn't given a codename?
i am kidding around


Obviously you're Major Tom and the Starmen.
And Simple Unicycle is Deathbringer, Bringer Of Death.

"This isn't vengeance. This is death."

*heavy metal intensifies*
Actually, how could we all forget about the GOAT?



I'm kidding don't hurt me
Adaptation of an actual comic story: either the JL episode 'For The Man Who Has Everything', or the two part animated movie they did for The Dark Knight Returns.

TV show based off of comic books: that's a tough one. Either the Spectacular Spider-Man or Batman The Animated Series, aka the two most common answers when asked this question.

E: Oh shit, almost forgot Batman Beyond. Fuck BTAS and Spectacular Spider-Man, that's my favorite for the latter category.
I actually included a little homage to that scene in my first post with Frank counting how many rounds he has in his clip and how many guards are left, haha. Still, in that case he had extra clips on him; I might just throw him in a situation where all he has is one clip and he has to make each shot count.
Added the post catalogue and, while I'm at it, making it known that I've also been keeping track of Frank's body count in the CS for the last few days.
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Multiple people can be nominated.



THEN I WILL ENSURE THAT MY SEX SCENE IS SO SUPERIOR PEOPLE FORGET TO NOMINATE YOURS
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If I don't get nominated for best sex scene.


*writes sex scene with Punisher and Microchip just to steal Wraith's nomination*
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Any time a woman sees this:



Boom! Pregnant.


Oh jeez I was wondering why all these women were calling me about child support.
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