While people discuss clones and edgy sons, Simple Unicycle writes the RP's first big-lipped alligator moment.
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STATUS: @DocTachyon that would be based I think 25 days ago
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@DocTachyon that would be based I think
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The bugs are back.
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3 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
6 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
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@HenryJonesJr
Can't wait for the plotline where the universe comes up with a horribly complicated plot to break Gwen and Peter up by getting the two of them to erase their relationship from history in order to save Aunt May's life.
Can't wait for the plotline where the universe comes up with a horribly complicated plot to break Gwen and Peter up by getting the two of them to erase their relationship from history in order to save Aunt May's life.
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HEH, THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BALD MONKEYS SO FUN-- YOU THINK YOU ONLY NEED TO BUILD FOUR WALLS TO KEEP ME OUT!
THIS PAGE, TWO POSTS UP FROM THE QUOTE, SENTENCE 2, WORD 1, LETTER 3
So far we got Mx. Called it.
I think Mxyzptlk is fucking with the fourth wall again.
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Well, we all gotta have our exceptions. I intend to embark on a massive quest next year for Batman's 80th to read every issue of Batman and Detective Comics ontop of rewatching all the movies, every cartoon, replaying most of the games...
I may not live through the experience.
Woah. Sounds like that'll be fun. Godspeed, Master Bruce.
I salute you.
Goddammit why can't my favorite superhero be a popular one so I can do something like that too?
I could theoretically do extensive research or know a character's history by heart, but ain't nobody got time for that.
Right, nobody has time for that.
*frantically burns work in progress textbook on the Question's history both in the comics and behind the scenes*
Superman's is pretty zigzagged too, given all the various retcons and Electric Supermen and the entirety of the Silver Age being batshit insane and such.
Just gonna... Leave this here.
E: Andy you better do your own spin on this arc.
I already know my finale post will be Punisher in full costume covered in blood after killing a shitload of dudes and eating at McDonald's with Micro.
E: And also they'll make love on top of their french fries because everyone here is obligated to write a sex scene.
E: And also they'll make love on top of their french fries because everyone here is obligated to write a sex scene.
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That you don't have an entire folder of Q memes dissapoints me greatly.
Literally just noticed this rereading some stuff in the OOC but I used to before I got a new computer.
Time to restock, I guess.
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Telltale Question I'm in agreement for, but did you ever play The Punisher on Xbox? I actually really liked it, even if the end boss made absolutely no sense.
Haven't, but I've heard some good things about it. I'll probably watch a playthrough of it sometime, or maybe see if I can find a cheap copy lying around somewhere on the internet.
Or pirate it if I'm truly desperate.
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