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If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
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bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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January 2nd, 2026; 8:43 AM
Downtown; Hub City, Illinois

'The city dresses itself up nicely in an attempt to hide its aging, bloated body writhing in maggots and disease. It doesn't do much.'

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

The world opens up to him.

All of its lies and half-truths are exposed, the never ending ley lines of chi forever moving throughout the universe are visible, and the city...

It can speak to him.

And when it speaks, he Hears.

"Speak to me, Hub City. What ails thee, drug-addled whore clinging to schizophrenic dreams?" the faceless freak asks.

"It's bad, man..." a worried man in a phone booth says.

"... it might be cancer..." a young woman sobs to her lover in a nearby cafe.

"... worst case I've seen in a while." a doctor across town explains to a patient.

"Where is your pain, doomed crack baby suckling on poison cola death nipple?" the protector of the weak continues.

"This warehouse I just got, for..."

"... some fucked up shit, man..."

"... it's just outside of town, can't miss it."

"Your help is appreciated, oh crime-ridden terminal tumor of the world." With those words the trenchcoated vigilante prepares to head to work, intent on investigating this clue later.

The sky above is a pleasant blue color, only just rising into the sky. Clouds float around waiting to dissipate into nothingness, birds chirp a delightful song. Down below the ordinary people make their way to work, buying Venti soy mocha coffees with a light whip. They are unaware of, or perhaps blissfully involved in, the dark underbelly of the city. They are blind and deaf, incapable of understanding much beyond what they're required to.

They cannot see that day by day their beloved city is falling apart slowly, painfully.

He can See.

They cannot hear its pleas for help.

He can Hear.

They can only walk in the mundane world.

He can walk between two worlds.

One day there will be an answer as to why the world is in the state it is in. Until then he will fight as hard as he can to help with its symptoms. He does not hope to be able to see the day when it will be cured, because he knows he will not be the one to do it; no, it will be the next generation, and if not the next generation then the one after. He hasn't the might to cure the world.

He is not the answer.

He is only the Question.

9:08 PM; January 2nd, 2026
A warehouse on the outskirts of town; Hub City, Illinois

'I don't want to linger here. It feels wrong.'

The warehouse. It was a shoddy thing. Only microscopic amounts of chi touched this place. It was dead. The city could not help him here.

"I must apologize, Hub City. Though I am your will and your hands, I must depart from you momentarily. Forgive me." The chi of the city flowed through him once more, before he could no longer feel his connection to the city proper, just a faint tug telling him that he needs to go back, that it needs him, it wants him.

Flicking up the collar of his trenchcoat, he continued on.

His home is the shadows. Within them he feels the comfort of lounging beside a warm fire place, of returning home after a long day to the kind words of loved ones, of Coke in green glass bottles and steaks sizzling on a grill. But he fights off that comfort, for it makes him weak. It makes him feel secure, and feeling secure leads only to death. He must stay on his toes, lest he die.

The masked avenger used the shadows to approach the back end of the warehouse, entering unheard and unseen. Ahead of him a single beam of light shone down on a poker table, six men surrounding it like corporate suits discussing their next perversion of the American people's hopes and dreams at a conference table. Disgusting. He looked to his left and found the power box.

He killed the lights. The men shouted, argued, before finally agreeing to send what was more than likely the weak link of their little group to check the problem. The walker of worlds waited in the shadows for him to approach. What he found was a man bordering on anorexia, baggy clothes making him look like a small child pretending to be his father. Question crept up on him, applying a chokehold and covering the man's mouth.

"Alert the others and the only plane you shall walk will be that of the dead." He uncovered the man's mouth and eased his grip on his throat slightly, to allow him to speak. The man didn't scream.

"He who guides you, where might he reside?"

The gangbanger whimpered softly, whispering "o-our leader? He's n-not here, he's probably at our HQ in town."

"Where does he make his nest of lies and vices?"

"I-in an a-abandoned mall in Chinatown... Please... D-don't hurt me..."

"Won't. Will just knock you out." The Question tightened his grip on the man's throat. He squirmed a bit, before going limp in his arms.

"Yo Eric, what's the hold up?" one of the filthy degenerates called out. Question scrambled away from the unconscious man, heading out the door. He was gone before they could notice him, walking down the road into the den of scum he called home.

As he returned to the Hub the chi flowed through him, welcoming him home, congratulating him on a job well done. "Do not give your gratitude to me yet, oh wretched hive of whores and booze," he stated, "for I have yet to end this odyssey into the motherland of the scum."

He continued his hunt, purpose in his step.
11:02 PM; January 1st, 2026
Upper East Side; Gotham City, New Jersey
'Never lose control. Never lose control. Never lose control.'

"Listen to me, Kasimir! We need to know about the numbers! What do they mean?"
David kept himself focused on the road ahead, constantly listening to Hood's chattering on about how easy it would be to run someone over, or to blow up that building over there, or even to just hop off the bike and tear a person in half. 'Come on, Dave, we're strong enough to do it...' The whispers went unanswered, and David closed his eyes in order to clear his mind.

And then Dave took a wrench to the chest.

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Falling off his bike, which went skidding into a nearby laundromat, David groaned in pain. He clutched at his chest; a rib was probably cracked, if not broken. He pulled himself to his feet, grunting in pain, and looking around for whoever the hell just threw that at him so he could... He could... 'So you can what, Dave?'

'Shut up.'

He looked around for the person who threw the wrench at him, fighting back a snarl. And it was then that he noticed the people fighting in the streets. Angels against the civilians of Gotham. The Angels were winning. As his eyes scanned over the scene, David turned to a nearby store which had a mural painted on it. The mural presented the woman who made him come back to Gotham in the first place...

Anarkee.

David's eyes widened. Within his mind, Hood screamed bloody rage, calling for her death.

'DAVID'

'YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO'

'L҉҉̡E̢͟͠͝T̵̴̢́ ̨͘͢M̸̀̕͏E͏͘͢͡ ̨҉̀͘Ó̸̵̸́Ù̀͘͝T̛̀̀'

A gunshot echoed throughout the streets, hitting the forehead of the mural dead center. Red Hood grinned, eyes brimming with barely contained rage.

"Come one, come all! Fill your guts with my lead!" Twisting around, Hood fired a round off at an Angel who was crouched on top of a civilian and beating his head in with a plank of wood. The Angel collapsed on top of his victim, and Hood holstered his pistol and rushed into the fray. Grabbing onto a nearby Angel, he stared into the man's eyes, before sticking his thumbs into them and slowly peeling the man's head in two. Mentally, Hood mused that he felt sorry for the poor bastard who'd have to clean this up. Because things were about to get messy.

Grabbing the baseball bat from the Angel's hands, Hood ran forward and swung it upwards into another's crotch, breaking the wooden bat in half in the process. Hood took a look at the sharp, splintered wood, before burying it into the Angel's throat. Tossing the dying gangster away carelessly, he pulled his gun back out, and took aim at an Angel.

*BLAM!*

The round flew true, nailing the Angel in the heart. Hearing running footsteps behind him, Hood spun around and fired off a few rounds, the gang member falling just short of her target. Hood kind of wished he had gotten Dave to bring their whole arsenal along with them, but maaaaaybe it was a little suspicious. Ah, fuck him, Hood'll just have to bring all the guns along next time.

Gunning down a few more Angels, Hood began to reload, and shouted to the civilians who weren't currently being beaten to death: "Hey, you guys might want to leave! It's about to get really nasty!" Thankfully, they took heed, and the civvies began to ran. The Angels finished up with their victims, and began to surround him. Hood gave a mockingly impressed whistle. "Phew. There's, what, thirty of you guys? Man, this isn't even fair. You'd need thirty more to pose any real threat."

That did it.

The Angels rushed forward from all sides, giving a cry of rage.

"AN-"

'Oh man... This is gonna be sick.'

Hood did a quick scan. Ten, coming in from all directions. The pistol only had an 8 round capacity. He really should've sprung for the Glock, or even the Five-SeveN. Well, he'd have to make due.

Holding the pistol outward, Hood began to spin and fire.

"-AR-"

He took down eight, before spinning around to face one of the two chargers left alive. He slammed the barrel of the pistol into the man's eyesocket, and used it as a sort of handle to swing him around into the other one.

"-CHY! ... Wait, huh?"

The battle cry of the Angels came to a halt as they noticed that ten of their numbers had been taken out in a matter of seconds.

Hood cracked his neck, giving a small chuckle. "Alright... Who's next?"

The Angels' response to that was to run away. Hood decided to give them a five second head start.

=====
4:56 AM; January 2nd, 2026
David's Apartment; Gotham City, New Jersey


David awoke with a start. The lights in his home were off, and he couldn't see anything. Pulling himself up, he winced slightly at the sharp pain in his chest, before taking a deep breath and releasing it. He wandered over to the light switch to flick it on, only to find that it already was flipped on. "Bulb must need replacing... Shit..." He wandered into the bathroom and flipped the light on in there. Nothing.

"What the...?" He looked down, finding himself to be in full clothing... And soaked in blood. "... Oh fuck."

'Wew, man, I had the time of my life earlier. You should've seen it.'

"What the fuck did you do?"

'There were bad guys. I took care of them.'

"What... What is wrong with you!? You can't just kill people!"

'Uh, yeah, I can.'

"The next time this happens, I'll..."

'You'll what? Stop being a pussy and actually kill yourself to stop me?'

"Fuck. You."

'You do that every night, buddy.'

Taking in a deep breath, David shook his head and got out of his clothes. Heading into the bathroom, he started up the tub and plugged it, before dropping the clothes in there and spraying some body wash into it. It wouldn't do much, but it'd be good enough. Once the power was back on, he'd have to do laundry.

He pinched his nose and sighed in frustration. "... Fuck my life."
10:35 PM; January 1st, 2026
The Anubis; Gotham City, New Jersey

'I'd say they should burn this place to the ground, but that's already happened. It just came back worse.'

"313. David Kasimir. Originally named David O'Rinn. Known to some by the alias David DeWitt. We need to know about the numbers."
The Anubis was an Egyptian themed nightclub, tucked deep within a borough of Gotham that housed most of the city's 18-30 demographic - and, as it turned out, a large amount of Angels. The club, in fact, was a popular spot for them. David figured that a BDSM club or some other wacky joint would be more their speed. No accounting for taste, apparently.

The violet neon sign lit up the sky, a beacon shining its light, guiding him towards the club. David came to a stop in front of the Anubis, taking off his helmet and staring at the brick facade. Most of the buildings in the borough were made of brick, after the fire that destroyed most of the wooden buildings in old Robinsville two decades or so back. The place was still called Robinsville officially, but Gothamites liked to refer to it by a more sardonic name: Burnside.

David got into line, waiting around ten minutes or so. Once he reached the bouncer, he showed the man his ID (a fake), which the bouncer glanced at and grunted, before waving him along. Slipping the plastic card back into his wallet, the young man raised an eyebrow. Security sure wasn't tight, which meant that, hopefully, this mission would go smoothly. He didn't need to get into a shootout at a public venue. He pushed the door open.

The club was... Gaudy, to say the least. Between the purple neon lights, Egyptian-style decor, and blaring techno music, it amazed David that this many people came here. He could barely stand it. But the crowd shimmying about on the dance floor, or gathered around the bar, or seated at tables, spoke highly of the club's popularity, if not its class. There were quite a few Angels around, a dozen if not more. All recognizable by their hair dyed in ridiculously bright colors, and the clothing patches (or, in some cases, tattoos) of bloody angel wings they had. The higher ranking ones wore suit jackets on top of it all.

Just being in the same room as so many of these bastards made the weight the pistol in his jacket held seem that much heavier, but he'd need to set those feelings aside for now. He had a job to do. Sauntering up to the bar, he took note of one particular Angel in a suit jacket who was eyeing a man at the end of the bar, clear lust in the anarchist's eyes. Too shy to approach an object of interest, despite the Angels' brazen displays of insanity. Kind of adorable really. Dave had to remind himself that this was the enemy for a minute, before he approached.

As David approached, he cast a glance at the television above the bar, displaying an episode of Power Hour with Cassandra McKenzie.

'Don't get distracted Dave.'

David shook his head slightly, refocusing his attention on the Angel. "Hey," Dave said, sliding up and leaning against the bar behind the Angel.

The Angel turned around, surprise on his face. "Oh, uh, hey."

"Care if I buy you a drink?" Dave put on a grin, nodding his head in the direction of the bartender.

"Sure thing."

Dave whistled to the bartender, holding up two fingers and saying "two beers, please." The bartender grabbed two bottles of beer and set them down, whilst Dave pulled out his wallet and dug out a twenty. "Keep 'em coming." The bartender nodded, going off to serve another patron.

The Angel grabbed his beer, as did Dave. "So. What's your name?"

After a swig from his beer, the Angel's confidence seemed to boost a little. "Bobby. What's yours, stranger?"

"Jack. But you can call me whatever you want."

Dear God, that was lame. But dear God, it actually worked, if Bobby's small smile turning into a smoldering grin indicated anything. "Oh?"

In response, Dave shot Bobby a grin and a wink, nodding.

The flirtation continued after that, fueled by the increasing intoxication of both. Or at least, the increasing intoxication of the gangster; David took care to make it seem like he was drinking more than he really was. By the end of it, he was probably on his second or third bottle, while Bobby had drank upwards of nine. The young vigilante was a bit tipsy, but compared to the Angel, he was sober as a preacher.

With each drink Bobby was gaining more confidence, his initial attraction to the other man at the end of the bar long forgotten. He was growing bolder; what started as a few instances where he touched Dave's hand or leg became practically groping the other man. Dave found it a little creepy and, coming from him, that was saying something. He couldn't wait to be over with this.

"What say you and I head somewhere a little more... Private?"

This was it. Now or never. David took in a slow and steady breath, closing his eyes.

Hood opened them, mouth twisting into a smirk.

"Let's."

The two men stood up and began to make their way to the bathrooms. Heading in and locking the door behind them, Hood was ready to take out his gun when Bobby gripped him by the shoulders and violently pressed his mouth onto Hood's, tongue attempting to part the other man's lips. Hood's eyes widened in shock, and he pushed the gangster away.

Bobby looked confused. "What? I figured you'd like it rough."

"Buddy," Hood said, wiping his mouth with his sleeve. "You have no idea just how rough I can be."

The vigilante then grabbed the other man, one hand on his arm and the other on the side of his head. He slammed Bobby's head into the sink, putting a crack in the porcelain, and twisted his arm around behind his back. Bobby gave a grunt in pain. "H-holy shit! You really are rough! ... Do it again!"

Hood complied, hard enough to break the sink, bits of porcelain cutting Bobby's face open. A few shards were stuck in it. Bobby hissed in pain, but let out a groan of pleasure, rather than pain. "Ohhhhh, yeah! Again! I'm loving this!"

"Jesus fucking Christ, what do you think this is?"

"Foreplay?"

Hood's eyes widened in shock, and his face twisted into a sneer. "No, you kinky fuck, I'm torturing you!"

"Nice!"

"What the fuck?! ... Look, just- just tell me where I can find Anarkee!"

Bobby laughed. "Or you'll what? Bash my face against the sink? Make me hurt?"

Hood's disgusted sneer turned into an angry snarl. He raised a leg and stomped at a downward left angle on the Angel's right leg. Bobby let out a scream of pain, which didn't pierce the booming bass of the night club's music. Unlike before, Bobby didn't ask for anymore or grunt in pleasure. Instead he whimpered painfully, jerking his head around to try and catch a look at the damage done to his leg.

"What the fuck!?"

"Oh, so now you're confused?"

"Y-you just broke my leg!"

"No fuckin' shit, Sherlock! And I'll break a lot more bones if you don't tell me where I can find Anarkee!"

"She... The boss lady doesn't tell us where she's staying, I swear! I-I can give you the names of a few of our bases! Places we meet!"

"Keep going."

The Angel spouted off the names of a few places, trying desperately to save his skin. Little did he know, he was dead as soon as Hood walked in the door and set his sights on him; poor bastard just didn't realize it yet.

"P-please, just leave me alone!"

"Don't worry. You won't see me again." Hood let Bobby out of the hold, the gangster falling to the ground and looking at his right leg, twisted in all sorts of horrible angles.

"Oh, thank Go-" *BANG!*

Hood closed his eyes and released his finger from the trigger, taking a quick breath which David released.

David slipped the pistol back into the holster under his jacket, looking down at the face of what was once Bobby, watching the blood and tiny bits of brain matter leak out of a bullet hole in the side of his head. David had to swallow back the bile that threatened to climb out of his throat, shaking his head in disgust. The poor guy just wanted to have some fun, and instead he got killed.

'Don't think like that. They're the enemy.'

'You're really annoying, you know that?'

'Annoying people is what I do best.'

David pinched his nose, ignoring Hood's comments for now. He pushed open the door, leaving the corpse behind for the next poor bastard who needed to take a piss to find... And as he did, came face to face with another Angel. She peered over his shoulder and noticed the corpse, eyes widening.

'You gonna let Jesus take the wheel, pal?'

'Shut up, you insane fuck. I've got this.'

'Geez, no need to be so mean.'

'It's what I do best.'

David ignored the ever present nuisance in his brain, instead focusing on the Angel in front of him, already reaching for a gun in her belt.

"Wh-"

He always had this strange... Ability, since he was reborn from the Pits. This ability to just...

Do.

He pulled the pistol from under his jacket.

"-at t-"

He fired off a few rounds at the lights, before rushing towards the Angel.

"-he fu-"

He slammed the barrel across her face, then brought her head down into his knee, sending her out cold.

Dave blinked and everything was back.

The lights were out. The people were shouting. The music was blaring.

He holstered the pistol, and worked his way through the now darkened room. Slowly, so he didn't bump into anyone. There didn't need to be a fight.

With his luck, he was surprised it took this long to bump into someone.

"Hey, watch it!" the man said. Dave could see the dyed hair and the jacket patch with what little light was in the room.

"Oh. Sorry."

Dave tensed, waiting for the fight that would come...

"... Just don't do it again, guy."

He nodded, and went on his way.

Exiting the Anubis Night Club, Dave released a breath of relief, basking in the cold air of the outside world. Hopping onto his motorcycle, he slid his helmet on, and started it up, before beginning to make the drive back to his apartment.

'I could have handled it, y'know.'

'I know. But maybe I didn't feel like adding to an already unbelievably high body count.'

'God, you're boring. Everything with you is "no unnecessary killing" and "I've got this" and blah blah blah. I get it. You don't like me. But after nearly seven years I'm amazed you're not used to me.'

'I am used to you and your butting in. I'm just sick of it. You've done enough "helping".'

'Sure, Dave.'

'Why won't you just go away?'

'Oh, David... I want you to know one thing... I will never leave.'

'Whatever you say, asshole.'

The rest of the drive was spent in silence.
Anyone mind telling me what's going on at this exact moment? Or maybe some suggestions in where to jump in?


We just need Blackstripe and Blazion to finish up another quick post, and then people are free to start posting.
I can apply correct?


Correct.
Ultimatizing it.


BREAKING NEWS: Man banned from RP for bad jokes.
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TBH I haven't really seen an "iconic" Jimmy Olsen outside of the comics. More often than not, he feels more like a tacked-on extra so Clark has someone to interact with who isn't his mom or his girlfriend.


Or he's a CIA agent who gets shot dead ten minutes into the movie.
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Oh yeah, he did a great job in Year One.

Similarly, I really enjoyed Peter Weller's older, more grizzled Batman.

Kevin Conroy's amazing, but damn if there isn't a lot of great competition in the Batman department.


Even though he only did it in a small segment of one episode, Michael Ironside as the Batman from The Dark Knight Returns is perfect.

EDIT: Then again, I've been on a Splinter Cell binge, so I just love Michael Ironside's voice.
As we have some incredibly healthy discussion going, I'm going to regret this when I wake up.... but since the question was tabled. Who would you choose to voice your favourite characters?


Well considering my favorite character already has the perfect voice, I don't really need to speak my piece.
Major Hero
Low Ultra Tier

(Potentially Powerhouse Ultra)

Minor Hero
Powerhouse Street Level

(can boost his power up to Low Intermediate Tier in short bursts)

Anti-Hero
Powerhouse Street Level


Sidekick
Powerhouse Street Level

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