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1 yr ago
Live, Laugh, Toaster bath
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2 yrs ago
I haven't been active here in so long I have to re-learn the site. Prepare yourselves, trouble is a-brewin'.
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4 yrs ago
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.
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5 yrs ago
Sunshine all the time makes a desert.
Bio
Ƒαȼ†ƨ αƅǿu† ⋖ Çαrαn†α†ħrαiεℓ ⋗
I...
⟴ ...am over 30 years old. ⟴ ...am a wife and mother. ⟴ ...draw alot. I am okay at it. Chances are, if you role play with me, you'll get free artwork. ⟴ ...love Pokemon, Harry Potter, English History, and the Elder Scrolls ⟴ ...suck balls at math. ⟴ ...am not great with English. ⟴ ...swear alot. ⟴ ...enjoy comedy, historical dramas, and mystery shows. ⟴ ...dislike referring to roleplays as games. I prefer stories ♥ ⟴ ...have a pet peeve about mermaids with knees. They don't have them. Stop giving them knees!
ROLEPLAY INFORMATION
⟴ My partners must be 18 or Older
⟴ I prefer to ride under the mature content banner. I enjoy violence, intimacy, trauma, etc.
⟴ Casual to low advanced role playing is my general give. If you give shorter posts I will likely shrink mine to match. I give what I get. But one liners make my heart hurt.
⟴ I prefer medieval fantasy settings. I am horrible at space role plays and modern bores me.
⟴ As far as fandoms go, I enjoy Skyrim / Elder Scrolls, Tudor Dynasty, Throne of Glass, and Conan (though I'm not versed in the lore, I do play).
⟴ I don't enjoy writing with OP Mary Sues. Be realistic.
I will almost always jump into an Elder Scrolls related rp. It is my bread and butter. I really enjoy the setting.
Always the movies, too. Stories brought to life. But, naturally, they're never as good as the stories themselves.
and fuck. I have another migraine from mowing the lawn. -_-
<Snipped quote by Carantathraiel>
Yes yes. A good story must be intellectually fulfilling and satisfying. Or else you'd never pick up the hard back again..
Hate to have to settle for one of those measly electronic books with no real story at all.
<Snipped quote by Carantathraiel>
Oh indeed. Don't you love it when a plot thickens and spurts out a completely unexpected plot twist. Things that you thought you knew get messy and now you don't know quite what is happening.
So long as this spurted plot twist comes after I've gotten what I need from the story. No need to leave a reader wanting.
That sounds like the porn roleplay site I was on for about an hour.
You fill out pages to filter your fetishes and sexual prefernces, and people find you through that and team up.
I like naughty things, but I require more depth. It wasn't for me.
I kind of want to see Donkeys War now.. Imagine it. The constant screaming, or whatever you call it. Be funny. Just two Donkeys standing in front of each other going at it. While people just look befuddled. Anyways. Sorry If I came of as rude or something. I was just truly surprised that you've never heard of it before.
The 'big floppy donkey dick' quote from south park is all i can hear in my head.
And its alright, love. I'm a sheltered woman.
Currently an under caffeinated and grouchy woman.
[h2][color=ababab]Ƒαȼ†ƨ αƅǿu† ⋖ Çαrαn†α†ħrαiεℓ ⋗[/color][/h2]
[h3]I...[/h3]
⟴ [color=ababab]...am over 30 years old.[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...am a wife and mother.[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...draw alot. I am okay at it. Chances are, if you role play with me, you'll get free artwork.[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...love Pokemon, Harry Potter, English History, and the Elder Scrolls[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...suck balls at math.[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...am not great with English. [/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...swear alot.[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...enjoy comedy, historical dramas, and mystery shows.[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...dislike referring to roleplays as games. I prefer stories ♥[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...have a pet peeve about mermaids with knees. They don't have them. Stop giving them knees![/color]
[b]ROLEPLAY INFORMATION[/b]
⟴ [color=bb7b93]My partners must be[/color] [b]18 or Older[/b]
⟴ [color=bb7b93]I prefer to ride under the[/color] [b]mature content[/b] [color=bb7b93]banner. I enjoy violence, intimacy, trauma, etc.[/color]
⟴ [b]Casual to low advanced[/b] [color=bb7b93]role playing is my general give. If you give shorter posts I will likely shrink mine to match. I give what I get. But one liners make my heart hurt.[/color]
⟴ [color=bb7b93]I prefer[/color] [b]medieval fantasy[/b] [color=bb7b93]settings. I am horrible at space role plays and modern bores me.[/color]
⟴ [color=bb7b93]As far as fandoms go, I enjoy[/color] [b]Skyrim / Elder Scrolls[/b], [b]Tudor Dynasty[/b], [b]Throne of Glass[/b], [color=bb7b93]and[/color] [b]Conan[/b] [color=bb7b93](though I'm not versed in the lore, I do play).[/color]
⟴ [color=bb7b93]I don't enjoy writing with OP Mary Sues. Be[/color] [b]realistic[/b].
I will almost always jump into an Elder Scrolls related rp. It is my bread and butter. I really enjoy the setting.
Link to my [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/13621-female-looking-for-male-or-female-medieval-fantasy-casual-18/ooc]Interest Check[/url]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-h2"><font color="#ababab">Ƒαȼ†ƨ αƅǿu† ⋖ Çαrαn†α†ħrαiεℓ ⋗</font></div><br><br><div class="bb-h3">I...</div><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...am over 30 years old.</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...am a wife and mother.</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...draw alot. I am okay at it. Chances are, if you role play with me, you'll get free artwork.</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...love Pokemon, Harry Potter, English History, and the Elder Scrolls</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...suck balls at math.</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...am not great with English. </font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...swear alot.</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...enjoy comedy, historical dramas, and mystery shows.</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...dislike referring to roleplays as games. I prefer stories ♥</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...have a pet peeve about mermaids with knees. They don't have them. Stop giving them knees!</font><br><br><span class="bb-b">ROLEPLAY INFORMATION</span><br><br>⟴ <font color="#bb7b93">My partners must be</font> <span class="bb-b">18 or Older</span><br><br>⟴ <font color="#bb7b93">I prefer to ride under the</font> <span class="bb-b">mature content</span> <font color="#bb7b93">banner. I enjoy violence, intimacy, trauma, etc.</font><br><br>⟴ <span class="bb-b">Casual to low advanced</span> <font color="#bb7b93">role playing is my general give. If you give shorter posts I will likely shrink mine to match. I give what I get. But one liners make my heart hurt.</font><br><br>⟴ <font color="#bb7b93">I prefer</font> <span class="bb-b">medieval fantasy</span> <font color="#bb7b93">settings. I am horrible at space role plays and modern bores me.</font><br><br>⟴ <font color="#bb7b93">As far as fandoms go, I enjoy</font> <span class="bb-b">Skyrim / Elder Scrolls</span>, <span class="bb-b">Tudor Dynasty</span>, <span class="bb-b">Throne of Glass</span>, <font color="#bb7b93">and</font> <span class="bb-b">Conan</span> <font color="#bb7b93">(though I'm not versed in the lore, I do play).</font><br><br>⟴ <font color="#bb7b93">I don't enjoy writing with OP Mary Sues. Be</font> <span class="bb-b">realistic</span>. <br><br>I will almost always jump into an Elder Scrolls related rp. It is my bread and butter. I really enjoy the setting.<br><br>Link to my <a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/13621-female-looking-for-male-or-female-medieval-fantasy-casual-18/ooc">Interest Check</a></div>