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1 yr ago
Live, Laugh, Toaster bath
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2 yrs ago
I haven't been active here in so long I have to re-learn the site. Prepare yourselves, trouble is a-brewin'.
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4 yrs ago
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.
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5 yrs ago
Sunshine all the time makes a desert.
Bio
Ƒαȼ†ƨ αƅǿu† ⋖ Çαrαn†α†ħrαiεℓ ⋗
I...
⟴ ...am over 30 years old. ⟴ ...am a wife and mother. ⟴ ...draw alot. I am okay at it. Chances are, if you role play with me, you'll get free artwork. ⟴ ...love Pokemon, Harry Potter, English History, and the Elder Scrolls ⟴ ...suck balls at math. ⟴ ...am not great with English. ⟴ ...swear alot. ⟴ ...enjoy comedy, historical dramas, and mystery shows. ⟴ ...dislike referring to roleplays as games. I prefer stories ♥ ⟴ ...have a pet peeve about mermaids with knees. They don't have them. Stop giving them knees!
ROLEPLAY INFORMATION
⟴ My partners must be 18 or Older
⟴ I prefer to ride under the mature content banner. I enjoy violence, intimacy, trauma, etc.
⟴ Casual to low advanced role playing is my general give. If you give shorter posts I will likely shrink mine to match. I give what I get. But one liners make my heart hurt.
⟴ I prefer medieval fantasy settings. I am horrible at space role plays and modern bores me.
⟴ As far as fandoms go, I enjoy Skyrim / Elder Scrolls, Tudor Dynasty, Throne of Glass, and Conan (though I'm not versed in the lore, I do play).
⟴ I don't enjoy writing with OP Mary Sues. Be realistic.
I will almost always jump into an Elder Scrolls related rp. It is my bread and butter. I really enjoy the setting.
That would bother me, too. :< I've been in that seat. But, think of it this way.. Its the other friend who requires the bestie title because she's insecure. Your friendship is tougher than titles, and you don't stir all sorts of drama from missing a lunch, so you're the favourite anyway.
Not a lot, unfortunately. Been dealing with the ant issue in my kitchen, as well as the puppy having issues with his leg again. Got an appointment for him next week. Beyond that... eh. Oh, i did a painting for my friend on the island. Is a banner for her baby, due in August. I can't wait to give it to her.
Hahahahaha, omg, its hilarious. Last time I helped him he was using that shitty spray sunblock, and i moved my arm in a 'z' along his back to cover him. He burned like a zebra. XD you'd think he'd know by now not to let me help.
ooooh, we went to the beach yesterday for hubby's co-worker's daughters birthday and holy god XD I was helping hubby with sunblock, and i had a good amount of my hand. I spread out my fingers and pressed my hand against his chest to 'claim him in the name of Sarumon" he burned that way. He's got white fingers on his chest. Hahahahaha XD
There are major crashing issues currently occurring on the Guild. In fact, even getting this post up (if it gets up) is an incredible strain. It crashes 4/5 times when something attempts to load. Something needs to be done ASAP.
Aaye. I thought it was just because I was using the in-game steam browser, but evidently I'm not the only one having the issue. A friend of mine sent an email to Mahz. Hopefully the issue can be rooted out.
ugh. it went away yesterday, but now i have ANOTHER one *seeth* stupid weather. can't I just never feel like someone rammed a spike into my temple again?
i know! i was busy yesterday. groceries, laundry, i finished giving the idiot dog a haircut, i mowed the lawn and trimmed the bamboo plant. Gyuh. now if only the migraine would fuck off.
[h2][color=ababab]Ƒαȼ†ƨ αƅǿu† ⋖ Çαrαn†α†ħrαiεℓ ⋗[/color][/h2]
[h3]I...[/h3]
⟴ [color=ababab]...am over 30 years old.[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...am a wife and mother.[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...draw alot. I am okay at it. Chances are, if you role play with me, you'll get free artwork.[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...love Pokemon, Harry Potter, English History, and the Elder Scrolls[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...suck balls at math.[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...am not great with English. [/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...swear alot.[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...enjoy comedy, historical dramas, and mystery shows.[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...dislike referring to roleplays as games. I prefer stories ♥[/color]
⟴ [color=ababab]...have a pet peeve about mermaids with knees. They don't have them. Stop giving them knees![/color]
[b]ROLEPLAY INFORMATION[/b]
⟴ [color=bb7b93]My partners must be[/color] [b]18 or Older[/b]
⟴ [color=bb7b93]I prefer to ride under the[/color] [b]mature content[/b] [color=bb7b93]banner. I enjoy violence, intimacy, trauma, etc.[/color]
⟴ [b]Casual to low advanced[/b] [color=bb7b93]role playing is my general give. If you give shorter posts I will likely shrink mine to match. I give what I get. But one liners make my heart hurt.[/color]
⟴ [color=bb7b93]I prefer[/color] [b]medieval fantasy[/b] [color=bb7b93]settings. I am horrible at space role plays and modern bores me.[/color]
⟴ [color=bb7b93]As far as fandoms go, I enjoy[/color] [b]Skyrim / Elder Scrolls[/b], [b]Tudor Dynasty[/b], [b]Throne of Glass[/b], [color=bb7b93]and[/color] [b]Conan[/b] [color=bb7b93](though I'm not versed in the lore, I do play).[/color]
⟴ [color=bb7b93]I don't enjoy writing with OP Mary Sues. Be[/color] [b]realistic[/b].
I will almost always jump into an Elder Scrolls related rp. It is my bread and butter. I really enjoy the setting.
Link to my [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/13621-female-looking-for-male-or-female-medieval-fantasy-casual-18/ooc]Interest Check[/url]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-h2"><font color="#ababab">Ƒαȼ†ƨ αƅǿu† ⋖ Çαrαn†α†ħrαiεℓ ⋗</font></div><br><br><div class="bb-h3">I...</div><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...am over 30 years old.</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...am a wife and mother.</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...draw alot. I am okay at it. Chances are, if you role play with me, you'll get free artwork.</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...love Pokemon, Harry Potter, English History, and the Elder Scrolls</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...suck balls at math.</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...am not great with English. </font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...swear alot.</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...enjoy comedy, historical dramas, and mystery shows.</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...dislike referring to roleplays as games. I prefer stories ♥</font><br>⟴ <font color="#ababab">...have a pet peeve about mermaids with knees. They don't have them. Stop giving them knees!</font><br><br><span class="bb-b">ROLEPLAY INFORMATION</span><br><br>⟴ <font color="#bb7b93">My partners must be</font> <span class="bb-b">18 or Older</span><br><br>⟴ <font color="#bb7b93">I prefer to ride under the</font> <span class="bb-b">mature content</span> <font color="#bb7b93">banner. I enjoy violence, intimacy, trauma, etc.</font><br><br>⟴ <span class="bb-b">Casual to low advanced</span> <font color="#bb7b93">role playing is my general give. If you give shorter posts I will likely shrink mine to match. I give what I get. But one liners make my heart hurt.</font><br><br>⟴ <font color="#bb7b93">I prefer</font> <span class="bb-b">medieval fantasy</span> <font color="#bb7b93">settings. I am horrible at space role plays and modern bores me.</font><br><br>⟴ <font color="#bb7b93">As far as fandoms go, I enjoy</font> <span class="bb-b">Skyrim / Elder Scrolls</span>, <span class="bb-b">Tudor Dynasty</span>, <span class="bb-b">Throne of Glass</span>, <font color="#bb7b93">and</font> <span class="bb-b">Conan</span> <font color="#bb7b93">(though I'm not versed in the lore, I do play).</font><br><br>⟴ <font color="#bb7b93">I don't enjoy writing with OP Mary Sues. Be</font> <span class="bb-b">realistic</span>. <br><br>I will almost always jump into an Elder Scrolls related rp. It is my bread and butter. I really enjoy the setting.<br><br>Link to my <a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/13621-female-looking-for-male-or-female-medieval-fantasy-casual-18/ooc">Interest Check</a></div>