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Is this real life, or is this just

fan-fiction
In Hey Guys 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
hi @Antarctic Termite

ur terible
<Snipped quote by Raxacoricofallapatorius>

I admire the directness of that tombstone.


Then you'll like this one
In Hey Guys 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
<Snipped quote by Clirkus>

It was a faux-innuendo.

Designed to test the waters.

Like uh

Like I'm going to

Test

Your

Waters

...



I'm so confused

I just

I don't know anymore

I thought

We had

Something special

And now

It's like you don't even

Know me
In Hey Guys 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
<Snipped quote by Clirkus>

Keep it up and I'll tag you like the side of a rusty old boxcar


I spent like five minutes trying to figure out if this was an innuendo.

I decided it's not.

I thought you cared.
In Hey Guys 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@Clirkus

etc.


The fact that you tagged me twice makes me feel extra special.
In Hey Guys 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Hi @Awson
Well I remember my first be-

<Snipped quote by Clirkus>

y u do dis 2 me?




I don't even need a reason.
Having a Death Note avatar/signature is so 2007.


Thus the cycle begins again.
I was going through some old documents on my laptop, most of them were half-finished character sheets or RP ideas. Then I came across a list of quotes from OldGuild that used to be in my sig. I thought some of them were funny and wanted to share. (I tried to tag everyone I could find. Sorry they're all about me, that's kind of how sig quotes work, and I'm a narcissist.)

Clirkus, you are but a source of gifs to me.
A endless supply of gifs.

Clirkus is like a weed. You see him growing over there in the corner of your yard, but he's too close to the fence to hit with the mower, and you'll be f***ed to bother finding where you put the weed whacker over the winter months, so you just don't bother.

Gingers have no souls because Clirkus eats them.
Codexanother

I was gay for Clirkus before it was cool

Haven't you ridiculed Clirkus enough for a while everyone?

Nope.
Of course not.

Clirkus is such a womanizing flirt.

I KNOW omg i feel so womanized.

You are such a virgin.
Manic


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