ClocktowerEchos

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@Monochromatic Rainbow

I'll keep that in mind.

He'll most likely nick bits of metal from vehicles and what looks like spare ammo.

Squiggly Bitches aka Squigglys aka Squigs. I just personally find saying Squiggly bitches to be more amusing as you would never use Squiggly as an adjective in any normal situation besides that of 49k

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@Monochromatic Rainbow

Don't worry, he ain't going to use the lasgun like an incredibly expensive club or something unless he really has to. Truth be told, he'd probably drop the gun and try to bite the other guy first.

Orks are also really good at making cutty slashy weapoons c:

Just don't trust him around anything that looks remotely damaged or discarded, chances are that he will attempt to nick it and use it as part of his armor or something like that. Also keep him away from Squiggly Bitches.

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@Monochromatic Rainbow

Lol nice. This is going to be an interesting mix of people for Aleph to piss off interact with.

Now for me to get thinking on how exactly to introduce him when the time comes and he's given the final green light.

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@ClocktowerEchos

Who said she would do all the killing personally?

See, if you sent her on an Ork world, she'd get bored because there'd be nobody to talk to, or bang, or argue with.

So she'd start experimenting, and it would only be a matter of time until she scrapped together the components to create a bunch of cyclonic warheads and set them off from orbit.

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Well then...
Not going to lie, I didn't quite expect an answer like that.
I'm no expert on Imperial Navy weapons, but would Orks even have the needed parts to make such a warhead? Wouldn't the Orks also try to brutally muderize her before attempting to use her as part of a Trukk or something?
Also, pardon me for asking this, but does she have enough human left in her to properly bang someone? I never really looked into this area of the AdMech and techpriests nor have I found much in the way of this subject so I'm curious.
_{Doesn't help that I'm also a self confessed pervert}

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@Monochromatic Rainbow

Wait, I thought she was a techpriest, not a T-1000 on steroids firing mininukes and blackhole guns from atop a t-rex o.O

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@Monochromatic Rainbow

I know that and I didn't mean it like that. But, I mean that there are some people who are into that kind of stuff I guess. If your technophile is also an orkophile, I won't judge. Although it is heresy but I'm not sure if the AdMech or the Imperium would really care about it?

Three Word Story

in dat ass

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@Rithy

Couldn't we just send @Monochromatic Rainbow to an Ork world or something then? I'm sure the Orqs and Squiggly Bitches would love some more company c:

I'm an idiot, because hank is a mod

Whose Hank?

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@rivaan They're the Sisters of Battle