Wait.
Better idea.
Meet dad.
Okay
So now the dad is an angry untanned Rambo
I'm only a tiny bit more impressed, but not much overall
Wait.
Better idea.
Meet dad.
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He founded a PMC that shoots at people the world over. So I cut him some slack.

Meet "dad".
(note, I do not endorse the opinions of insanely old magazines, but this is the only thing I could find that was manly and violent enough)
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Kastrati will marvel at Scott's ability to smuggle a Taurus Judge in his swimtrunks
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Three Words:
Shirtless
Beach
Volleyball
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Since Scott is straight as an arrow, I presume manly friendship.
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We'll make all the trains our bitches.