ClocktowerEchos

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@Dynamo Frokane

No, seriously, what the fuck happened? Was Kaga turned into an NPC after I had disappeared or something? Smoking crack with a guy he barely knew was not something I had planned for her at all.

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but Nick Weston wont be in season 3, hes in Rehab.

After having his heart broken he ended up doing coke with Kaga and got into a world of trouble over the spring.

@Dynamo Frokane

wtf O_o?

EDIT: No, seriously, what the fuck happened? Was Kaga turned into an NPC after I had disappeared or something? Smoking crack with a guy he barely knew was not something I had planned for her at all.

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More backstory for Kastrati, in his own words.

"Uh. Right. Whateverstan. That was a clusterfuck. Don't believe the movies kiddies-where everyone is all cool, competent and just watching them in action is like the ghost of Sun Tzu personally cramming his tongue town your throat. We were led by idiots, our squads were made up of idiots and our allies were idiots.

I mean, one time, on of our guys thought he saw an enemy convoy. It. Was. A. Single. Light. But he outranked us, an' the employer took his side. So long story short, we liberated the hell out of a camp fire and some sand. At least I think it was a campfire. Wasn't alot left.

I would tell you how many starving children each artillery shell we lobbed at that dastardly campfire cost and how many starving children and uh, I dunno, homeless starving children it could have fed, but I'll just leave you with the comforting knowledge that I was assured it was a very evil campfire."

....Probably going to need to just start adding these to Kastrati's quote section.

@Ophidian

This makes me both want to laugh and cry at the same time.

WHY MUST YOU PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS DAMMIT ;-;

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"Wearing a kilt"

@Saarebas

I like this man already.

Mirai Nikki+ [10/12]

@RiverMaiden My god. Miye approves of this greatly >.> Masochist side reveals itself. She's be honored to be pat on the head and would do an even better job of hiding her demonic side~

@sakurasan

Kinky

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Give that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons!

"What's a catholic priest doing here? The nearestc elementary school is 10 km away"

@Specter189

"It suddenly reeks of hypocrisy. Oh my, if it isn't the Catholic Church. And what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch? PROGRESS!"

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I've heard that one. Except the version they used said "add a bed" (then subtract clothes, etc.)... Yours seems slightly more romantic for some reason. Which is kinda disturbing.

@Adelynn Ryder

You see, the reason why it sounds more romantic is because of the "Me + U" part.

We commonly associate such a saying with romance as its very basic, proper form can be seen as "You and Me", implying romantic connection. In modern internet terms, "Me + U" is simply a modernized form of "You and Me". We are given something that we can connect with, whether that be through song, TV, real life, etc. Its because our brain will naturally put our "dream candidate" in that position with us. Of course, it could also be someone of importance like an SO or even someone random of Howard Hughes, but in all of those, we're given someone we can be attracted too by human biology; we are given something that we can possibly hump and have children with in the most primitive sense. Of course, humans aren't nearly as beastly as they once were, so its gotten a lot more complex than "you're close to me, you're the opposite sex, let's fuck" and we discovered how to process a thing call "love" and thus "romance".

On the opposite side, we have a bed which is an inanimate object. Thus our brains in a primal state say "do not fuck, does not feel good", unless you're into trying to hump a street lamp to which I say, we all have our fetishes. Its like how most people do not positively look at dogs who try to fuck their couch. We cannot establish a biological relationship with something our brain says we are not compatible with, thus there is no romantic trigger that is set off.

And there I go, I have broken down why one would feel that "Me + U" is more attractive than "add a bed" to a biological and physiological science and you've learned one more thing from Clocku-sama-sensei

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Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

"What things? You don't do things"

"Yes I do! I take enthusiastic walks in the woods",

"And kill homicidal Vampire Priests?"

" Very enthusiastic walks"

@Specter189

Don't forget this one bit of reaaaalllllyyyy important life advice:

"Bitches love cannons."

Mirai Nikki+ [10/12]

@RyuzakiConsidering there isn't even a plot, I don't recommend it

Also, we'd need money and a lot of it.

I hear that a rather B-list anime with 12 episodes requires at least a million dollars :\

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@Damiann47Haven't you heard the pick up line?

"Want to know the equation to love? Add me into your life, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and lets multiply."

Which can also be expressed through the equation of:

_{(Me + U) - Clothes}
------------------ X offspring = Love
^Legs

I hope this has been an educational lesson with Clocku-sama-sensei ^^

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@SectionPerhaps you were smitten by the great Khan who hath been blessed by our holy lord and savior, Tengri the Sky Father! \[+]/

@NarcissisticPotatoGenghis literally gets all the bitches. :^)

@Narcotic DollieThere, there, no need to hide it from us. All of basically know at this stage too

Also, rereading some of the stuff, I think Akio and the manger for LUSH would get along terrifically ;p