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2 yrs ago
Current I do not "brainrot". I brainferment so my brain will become even smoother and even more potent than before in its smoothness.
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2 yrs ago
I live. I die. I live again!
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4 yrs ago
I was gone for a lot longer than I thought >.>"
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4 yrs ago
Sorry for my absence! A Volunteering position suddenly turned into a Volunteer Leadership position I was not expecting at all so things have been hectic.
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4 yrs ago
Look at you posers, having to bang dragons or sell your soul for magic when you could just play a lute for some. Anyways, here's Wonderwall. - Bards
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So we're going to have a religious motive for war in addition to an ideological one.

AHAHAAAHAHHAHAHA

this is gonna be a blood bath.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

millions will die.

should be fun.


*throws more rabbits*

WE WILL DROWN YOU IN THE FLUFFY BITCH
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Not after the GLORIOUS COMINTERN TRAMPLES ITS DISGUSTING, IMPERIALIST PIG-DOG FOES BENEATH THE FEET OF OUR WARRIOR-MONK MECHS!


1) I'm Imperial and proud of it u fking bullshitvik commie revolutionaries
2) I'm going to be the one trampling you under the foot of Imperial Knightly mechs.
3) Your god is shit-tier waifu.

just gotta make sure no one releases rabbits on my lands.


*releases capitalist rabbits*

EDIT: Might also add a bit of holy/religious flair to my notDwarves just for shits and giggles.
A tad interested, I think I might actually play as a vassal of someone. Defiantly going to be leaning towards the Imperial side than the Communists tho (anyone else feels like that said divide is going to be a major part of the RP?)
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Well, there isn't a true "seduction" or charm action. What you could do is bash your gong and try to play a song to the Wilderdeep, or whatever thing is nearby.
No telling how that might go, maybe eldrich forests have a thing for percussion?


Really fucking tempted to edit that in...
Can I actually roll a d10 and play a song at the Wilderdeep?
Or should I just try to do it on whatever is in the bush before we find out its like a giant hamster or something.

I'm kinda surprised nobody's used a 'discern realities' action.


Reality is overrated
totally didn't forget that thing existed hehe
@AristoHmm... so how do I roll for seduction again?
Dont worry, the gong will protect him
I wasn't going to stick my dick in it, maybe serenade it with some light, classical tunes that Linoleum knows under the stars.

Get it all buttered up and such and then stick a dick in it.
Posted.

I also have a very important question for @Aristo. If the Wilderdeep is alive, am I allowed to try and seduce it?
The haunting vibe and unsettling aura of the "forest" that surrounded Linoleum and his new friends was chilling and could easily drive lesser men mad it seemed. Thankfully the bard with the gong was no normal man; he was already mad. The fact that the floor looked like it was bleeding was a bit worrying Linoleum had to admit but the man was more curious than anything; if he stabbed the ground with something, would it actually bleed? Seeing as the trees where a dull dying gray color, the great mind of Linoleum in all its wisdom pondered if the trees were actually rocks that grew, and produced some sort of sappy ichor that smelled of something fierce.

Then everything got mental. Not like what the Bard went through on a biweekly basis, this was like a dream. Except it wasn't a dream. But still was. Does it count as a dream if the person in question is awake? Again, only more deep questions for the mind of Linoleum to ponder but that was for another time, namely a time when the damn ground wasn't trying to eat him. With a furious if not desperate attempt to save not himself but his gong, Linoleum began to whack at the soft ground with his mallet as he sunk into it. "Stay. Away. From. My. Gong!" Linolum shouted between every mighty hit against the ground, using said gong as a blunt object to try and beat back the unholy ground.

As he felt himself sink deeper and deeper into ground, the man let loose a flurry of curses before everything spun in his head again and the world returned to normal? Picking his beautiful face off the ground, Linoleum blinked as he picked himself up, cradling his instrument and wondered if he ate something weird that caused the illusions. Or if that rock tree sap was naturally trippy. But no matter, through the power of the gong and his force of will, it seemed like that the Wilderdeep decided that he was not a nutritious part of a healthy breakfast, maybe it ought to try some corn oats or something instead.

A shrill cry echoed its way through the forest, all around them both near and far at the same time. A shiver ran through Linoleum's back causing him to seek the wise words of holy gong. With a gentle tap, the instrument sung to its owner in a language only he could understand. "I see..." Linoleum quietly whispered under his breath to the gong, "Makes sense but I think that it would like the color cyan brick more though."

Linoleum watched as the little halfing poked at the bush at the behest of the Cleric. He too saw the eyes of the creature or at least felt it as he edged closer to the shrubbery in question, his gong raised and mallet clutched tightly in his hand, ready to strike at the first sign of danger.
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