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Road to Harrow's Keep


A trio of men, all in some matter of dark apparel, meandered along the quiet dirt road on horseback, nearing Harrow's Keep. Leading the group at the front was a quite a large man, one who looked like a fortress atop the mountain-like steed who adorned him, his darksteel full-plate clattering almost rhythmically along with his horse's footfalls. The smaller man riding in the rear on the left sported a rather pale complexion, his long raven black hair matching his regal servant's outfit, humming what sounded like a catchy pop song from the North. At the right of the pale man was a much larger, masked figure with a fairer complexion. The veiled man wore a set of fine, black clothes only befitting of a Lord, stretching and threatening to tear from the man's ripped physique underneath. While he wore no armor, he wore a rather imposing sword at his hip.

"We've almost reached Harrow's Keep, Lord Balaur! I can see it!" The darksteel colossus at the front beckoned, his voice almost echoing within the confines of his metallic shell. The paler man humming the song smiled at the news, softly clapping as he turned to the well-dressed beefcake riding next to him.

"Ahh, it's almost time, m'lord! I wonder how the other lords will react to your sudden appearance, Lord Matthias..." The servant chuckled, placing a hand over his mouth. The eponymous 'Matthias' only grunted in response, producing a dark gray pocket watch from his coat pocket and keeping note of the current time.

"Don't worry, m'lord... we've still a day to spare. After we've finished finding our rooms and unpacking, I'm sure you have more than enough time to stretch those old legs of yours and enjoy the thrills of the outside world! I'm sure you of all people could use some fresh air, after all~"

Despite the annoyed tones 'Matthias' gave in response, he couldn't help but agree with the jovial butler. It has been so long since he has left the confines of House Balaur, and without his armor as well. The feeling was liberating, and Lord Balaur was tempted to cartwheel the rest of his way to Harrow's Keep, being held back by his own better judgement. Indeed, the Lord had intentionally chosen a rather slow method of making his way to the talks as he had a lot to think about. Lord Balaur had the unfortunate fate of being unfamiliar with all the lords on a personal matter, seeing as his generation seemed to have more or less died out. Times were changing quickly, and Lord Balaur knew that sooner or later, he would have to catch up with them, himself.

"I understand that it's in my best interest that I presented myself as my own heir, but by the Goddess, is the mask really necessary?" 'Matthias' finally broke his silence, his voice imposing and deep. "I'm sure the lords of this generation are unaware of what 'Lord Darius Balaur' looked like in his prime. I could easily pass off as an heir without it."

"Oho, but I'm afraid you are wrong, Lord Matthias. A mask does more than merely hide the wearer's visage. It creates a new identity, a new person for the wearer. A mask not only hides one's face, but creates a new one for others to behold. Take our brave escort, for example. Without his helmet, you would know him as Sir Hiram Bleakford, a down-to-earth nobleman who owns one of the largest ranches in House Balaur. With it on however, all you see is a dutiful Black Knight, a holy soldier of Anais and one of House Balaur's most elite warriors, grim and imposing!"

Lord Balaur grunted once more in response, though he couldn't hide how impressed he was at his servant's words of wisdom even with his mask on.

"Your insight and way with words have proven to me once again the only reason why I keep you as my advisor, Rohmani."

"Are you sure it's also not because of the mask you have me wear?" Rohmani quipped back with an almost sinister tone, his innocent smile doing its best at hiding whatever darker implications he made. Lord Balaur replied only in silence as the trio began to behold the impressive Harrow's Tower. Rohmani stared at awe, while Lord Balaur looked on with a sense of pride.

"The first Lord of House Balaur had the Stygian Spire constructed based off of this very tower. He had it built in one of the highest points of the land, so that he may be closest to Anais. How fitting it must be for history to be made here..."

The three representatives of House Balaur continued onward, closing in on the gates of Harrow's Keep.
Actually might be interested in Lancer. Willing to trade my Saber slot for whoever was going to go for Lancer since the Saber I had in mind might fit the Lancer class more.
Friend of mine bribed me to partner up with them. Is this still open?
I've got a Saber in mind.
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"Carrying a spear, huh? Emmett Tattle sounds about right..." Cinder stroked his chin as he thought about the figure that brought them into the world. Despite the god, their mission must be important if what happened to be a god of this world assigned them new bodies to accomplish this goal. And based on the memories that continue to flood back into Cinder's head, it seems that it was more than just bodies that were granted to himself and his newfound allies. Grasping a handful of wheat from his satchel, Cinder began to think of some of the new capabilities he was granted in this form. He wondered if everyone else had to ask permission to use them, however...

"Oh, going to the estate sounds fine! I was wondering if there were any friendly animals around for me to... borrow, for a moment. I need to try something out, first!"

Cinder walked along with the rest, humming the tune of a popular (and annoying, to a few) pop song from a different world. Strange as it may be, Cinder had hoped that they would run into something like a bear on the way, and if not, if he could find one nearby. Animals had always interested the boy, his thoughts currently occupied with fond memories of going to the zoo. For some reason, he couldn't help but think about running into just about any wild animal, with a nagging voice somewhere in the boy's head telling him to chase 'em all.

"... Wait, do we need food? Oh, I think I can make that! I think I can even make it taste better if anyone else knows how to prepare it..."


Interactions: NPCs


Ukkonen yawned as he made his way into town, spinning his newly attained poison daggers in his hands. Once he reached the town's gates however, he decided it would be best to put away his weapons. He's heard that the NPCs of this game were quite advanced, but he did not want to test the patience of the guards, especially when he's trying his best to save his money at the moment. As he entered the town, he was impressed with how lively it seemed, although it did not surprise him too much. The combat was quite advanced after all. As much as he wanted to try interacting with one of these NPCs, Ukkonen knew turning his quest in as soon as possible and getting the reward was paramount, both so that he could progress through this game faster and so he could have more coins to buy better gear. To him, it was important to stay as ahead as possible especially if he wished to top the PvP rankings at some point.

Ukkonen did his best to avoid any other NPCs as he searched for this "Tu Tauri Al" so that he could turn his slime jellies in as soon as possible. Although at the same time, it didn't hurt to keep an ear out for any information he would overhear regarding a "Thief" class. According to that one chat mod, Ukkonen had completed a prerequisite needed to take on a new class, and any potential class advancements were more than welcome to the ambitious rogue...
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Class: Rogue
Level: 3

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The first slime was a piece of cake! It took too long, and it clearly wasn't the most optimal enemy to attack, but to Ukkonen it was both a life lesson as well as a nice way to level up. In any case, he was sure that the next few slimes would have been a piece of cake with this new party of his! All they had to do was aim for the lower-leveled ones and head back to town, and this tutorial quest would be over in no time...

If only they hadn't invited more people to tag along. What was worse is that they were both Rangers who had trouble bursting down a Blue Slime together. All Ukkonen wanted to do was kill the lower-leveled ones so he could level up faster, but the goodwill that came from the leader of his party lead the team to inviting more people. What Ukkonen thought was his three-role dream team turned out to be a much more sluggish experience. The time they were taking against this one blue slime was enough for the Rogue to briefly join another party and finesse one of the newer players for their weapons before joining his original party once more, only to find them still fighting the same slime.

Sighing in irritation, Ukkonen acted in muscle memory, positioning himself behind the slime once more, and delivering his usual combo. What surprised him however was how much damage he was dealing with just one of these Poison Daggers. The sight of this damage gave Ukkonen a sudden realization: If he could deal this much damage in such a short amount of time on his own, then dealing with the lower-leveled slimes solo would be easy! He did not have to be held back by the expectations of his party anymore. All he needed was to upgrade his gear and continue grinding these slimes until he was at a level where he could be comfortable enough in soloing the rest of this starter zone...

"You all are just slowing me down! I'll see you guys later, when I get your stupid hats!"

And with that, Ukkonen left his party in search of greener pastures... or greener slimes.
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Class: Rogue
Level: 2

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