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7 yrs ago
I like how it's an option to pm yourself.
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7 yrs ago
I need a vacation...
7 yrs ago
Is this just the week of weirdness? Or is it just me?
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7 yrs ago
My dog died.
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7 yrs ago
*Turns with uninterested look* Just give them what they want, they're like Slaanesh. They'll get bored with it quick.

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@User@Skinner35

Bones woke with a start. He looked at the man, than the orc. Putting on the best fake accent of a british person and said "Why, dear sir, this be our captains vessel. We're docked for the festivities, but we are not to be in the party. So,
drink for me and he to watch over me. The old girls name, however, be the Poseidon's Trident."
He winked at the orc. He put his hand behind his back and gripped his knife, walking a little closer to the man. "Why do you ask?"
@Skinner35

The surgeon laughed. "Better 'dan being essentially half dead. Being Ghaul is cool, yet da' average life span is 47 if we do fall apart? Oderwis' we live for untold amounts o' time! So, live life short 'r fer to damn long. Better live it well.
A pirates life for me, while my kin become monsters and inspire stories of zombies and necromancers. An' proudly..."
he says getting up and doing a awkward salute. "...admittin' 'dey look like scat. Yet, here I be, drunk, a pirate, and a surgeon.
WOOOOOOO!"
and fell straight forward, falling off. but instead of hitting the water, he hits a lower plank and falls asleep there. Snoring with the occasional laugh can be faintly heard through the sounds off the sea.
@Skinner35

"Captain Elf what's-his-name an' 'r resident *hic* cutthroat I last saw in de' party with 'r fancy lady. Guards seem a liiitttttllleee on edge from da' sight of 'em. I tried me best to keep hidden 'sept fer the small job cap' 'ave me. *hic* Me's think's they up ta' somethin', but could be paranoia. An' de' others, hell, they could be half off in da' country already." he took a swig. He then threw the empty bottle behind him, making it shatter. He belched, then took out his eye, optic nerve and all. He twiddled it, then shoved it back in. "Nobles ar' damned cowards. Da' one I roughed up squealed like a piggy! Oink!" He laughed madly as if some grand joke, but just at the fact he said oink. "If I fall in da' water, drop a bottle on my head."
@Skinner35

I intentionally made him offer the drink. Because you said he avoids, but that doesn't mean he on't partake.

I'm such a jerk
@Skinner35

Bones was bobbing and weaving on the docks, headed towards the boat. A bottle in his right hand and his 'pet' skull in the left. He sang a merry tune, quite well in fact. He saw Athe, sitting on the docks, being lonely. The orc that was the second oldest on the ship was his second favorite, besides the captain. He went up and plopped down, sitting next to the muscle of the group and hitching his skull to it's claw. He grabbed a bottle out of his jacket and shoved it in front of the orc. "Here *hic* it'll make ye' a juggernaut, but none the wiser!" and then came his maniacal laughing. He took a swig a shaked the bottle again. "Well?"
@Mike the Bloodwolf

Go to the first post, all roles are there
@PaulHaynek

Side note, for the favorite rule, I didn't really know of the original series before hand. So, yeah, just going to make a custom my favorite.


@Animera@Blade17

Kithor


Pulling down his cowl, Bones walked through the shadows of the crowd, knowing all to well what open air meant when docked. He finally spotted his query; A young elf and a young man chatting about all sorts of mischief. He slinked through the crowd like a snake, finally reaching his Captain and mate. "Captain, yer little gamblin' debt business is semi-cleaned up. Da' posh prick groveled in fear, but 'e kept swearin' to god he didn' hav' da' coin. 'oweve'... he sneaked a pouch in-front of the young captain. "I found 'dis on 'em. Looks mor' interestin' than coin." and smacked the human assassin on the shoulder.
"What's a matta' boy? Ain't got 'da fresh 'ill? I bet 'da guard just love to see yer' work! Take 'em a bloody month an' 'ind some drunk to blame it on! Heeeee he hahhahhaahhaha HAH! he laughed with his eye twitching. He then took the skull at his belt and shook it. "What boy? Ye' smell some Spainis' malt liquor? Well, ain't 'dat a sign!" he said sprinting into the nearest alleyway.
Kithor


Bones was tired of this rat's excuses. He was asked to get money from a gamble, money that was no longer in this coward's possession. As he stood in the dark alleyway, with a death-stare that the devil himself would shiver, the nobleman, whose name the mad surgeon forgot, was baling his heart out while saying he'll make it up to his mate. The sounds of the festival were loud and inviting, but seeing how if he got anywhere near the main street, he'd be on a one way ticket to hell in first class, that wasn't an option. He looked at the man, then towards the moon.
"Ye' know...I don't give two whale eyes about 'you'll hav' 'is money', 'cause he wants it now. And if ya' ain't got it with ya'...well..." he pulled out his knife with that last word. The man's eyes grew wide with horror. "No sir! I beg of you! Please! Just more time! That's all I need! Please! I don't want to die! My brother will take everything, and then were will my family be?!" His pleading did not phase the Ghaul, only enticed him to have some fun with this one. "Who's been sayin' I'm gonna kill ya'?" he said with a cruel grin. His one eye bored into the man, almost as if piecing his soul. "Thank you sir! Thank you! May god bl-AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" He looked down at his hand, bloodied with a knife holding it in the dirt. "You said you wouldn't kill me!" Bones walked up slowly to the man, cracking his knuckles. "No, but I'll beat ya' within an inch of yer' pitiful life. He he he ha ha HA HAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"
The screams were drowned out by the howls of fun of the festival.

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