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7 yrs ago
I like how it's an option to pm yourself.
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7 yrs ago
I need a vacation...
7 yrs ago
Is this just the week of weirdness? Or is it just me?
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7 yrs ago
My dog died.
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7 yrs ago
*Turns with uninterested look* Just give them what they want, they're like Slaanesh. They'll get bored with it quick.

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Deruga is annoyed. As usual, he does something, then has to teach a bunch of brats magic. Just great. "All I did was have fun with a nymph. How was I supposed to know she was hands off?" He said as he prepared for class. He had the 'liberty' of teaching the dynamics of elements. Great.

@Shadow Dragon

Do I just put my character in the Tab? Because I see no evidence of accept or decline for anyone.
@Legion02

Dirka immediately after the smoke set in teleported Terzotz away to the Rift. "Dirty trick, for one who speaks so high of himself. I'm trying to give you a prime target, as well as strengthen your dragon army, in return for your cooperation." she said while drifting in the air by magic, also sending the smoke away. She looked at her brother with a smug look. "I have a counter for everything you do. You are predictable, and slow. Agree to my terms or don't. Give me a yes or no. I care not. But tI know where you're headed. Just know if you attack her, I'll attack you. Two versus one...I like the odds. Do you?" She floated around him, circling him in weird patterns. "Come now, don't be a clown! You are strong, I'll give you that. One of the strongest and fearless gods there is. Join me and Anu, and we can help you prove it. I don't wish to control you, far from it, but to empower you. Aren't you tired of the other gods treating you like trash? Like leftovers? I sure am. Join my little confederation, and I'll help you in all your endeavors. Except destroying the whole world. I help a little, but not the whole thing. I rather like my Teeth of Madness existing thank you very much." She floatedin front of him and made a platform to stand on. She pit her green saliva on her hand and held it out. "Do you bet your teeth I'm lying? 'Cause you'll loose them quicker than you ca say Binitrogen Tetrasulfide!"
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*Sad music plays*

Everyone else gets presents but not poor Hyperion doing his job.


Dirka is gonna give everyone presents.

Even the two pompous windbags she despises.
The Time Whistle! Made from strands of mortal's fates! Which, as a side effect, died of at gaining free will and killing themselves playing with fire.
@Legion02

Dirka laughed at Ragnagedon's attack. "Is that what you truly think? That I came unprepared? Well, then attack, I dare you. Watch how quickly Terzotz and I can put you in check, especially with this!" She pulled out a whistle. It was blue and it glowed bright. She quickly blew it. A cone of freeze enveloped past Ragnagedon, but didn't effect him. His army, however, got the full blast of it's power. They froze in place, not moving, and not falling. She put the whistle away and crossed her arms. "Also, did you forget I learned many beast languages, including that of the Draconic kind?" She layed down on Terzotz head, and looked at her hand. "Plus, fire no longer affects Terzotz, for I made him better than quartz! Not that piss-poor job, you head-strong sob." Terzotz laughed at this. [color=#808080]"You need to learn, or you'll burn! He ha ha hah!" Dirka laughed at that. "In any case, it's not permenant, maybe last thirty minutes, thirty-one at most, but plenty of time to pitch an idea!" She sat cross legged on Terzotz head. She smiled. "Now, will you listen, because, it will be worth your destructive time."




@Leotamer

Deruga stopped a good distance between him and the dwarf. "I come searching for a magician, an evil warlock in fact! He stole from my village, and now I hunt him. Have you seen any other men cross the parts, in particular ones wearing dark robes?" He said. The mimics crawled on him in various shapes, but none overly disturbing.
@Shadow Dragon


@ShiningSector@Arthanus

Thank you for accepting. I thought up the call card after reading the last five IC posts.

Figured it make things easier
@thewizardguy

I'll wrap this up with legion quickly, then you're Dirka's next diplomatic relations.
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