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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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I'll be working on a post for Sevine here shortly, it should be up tonight, or tomorrow.


We should totes have Sevine and Do'Karth bump into each other yo.
LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL COLLAB.

LOOK AT IT.
STREETS OF RAGE! Starring Johnny Shaft and Derv McDuken

One of the pleasurable things about fighting in a company was help was never far behind. Do'Karth had found himself in situations in the past, surrounded by rather hostile and quite unreasonable sorts that responded much better to violence than words, and this was looking to be one of those days. As skilled as the khajiit was at arms, even he didn't like his odds with this many people screaming for blood. Jorwen, reassuringly, seemed more weary than threatened. Perhaps that was just his way; Sovengarde probably wasn't guaranteed were one to get trampled in mob violence, so it was nothing for a Nord to get excited over.

The dunmer Do'Karth had shoved away by the end of his staff bristled at the indignation, pulling a long, thin blade from his waist belt. "You shouldn't even be allowed in this city, cat. Mind yer own business!"

"Another step, friend, and this one will have to apologize for what comes next." The khajiit replied, staring daggers at the indignant dunmer, who accepted the challenge. A whirl of the staff brought the end of it hard into the dunmer's nose, breaking it with an audiable crunch as he fell backwards into the seething mass. "Sorry!" He called after him, rather insincerely.

The argonian he had leg-swept to the cobblestones attempted to grab at his ankle, which Do'Karth responded to by driving his staff hard into the argonian's wrist, who shrieked in pain. "Mind your hands, friend. Perhaps you should leave to get that looked at? This one would not wish to see your injuries get worse." he said. The argonian stared at Do'Karth menacingly, but seeing the mercenaries at the khajiit's side, seemed to think better of it and the fight shrunk out of him. The lizard slunk on all fours, although minus one presumably cracked wrist, away from the melee. Do'Karth looked towards Jorwen. "This is a preferable change of pace from towering giants, no? How does one break up a mob in Skyrim, in your experience?" the khajiit asked.

"In my experience?" Jorwen looked to the men behind him and then to his drawn sword, "You wouldn't want my experience. I was hoping you'd thought of something."

The crowd was a mass of slurs, punches, kicks, scratching and any other manner of violence. Legs of tables, meat-knives, chains, hammers, any weapon one could think of was being wielded in this mess of furious lizards and mer. Jorwen wasn't quite fond of it. "Reckon a riot's like a battle. Find the leaders and the army unravels." His eyes scanned around and it was no surprise to him that he didn't find any individual that looked like he had thought up any plan past beating the next person they saw. Any leaders in this mess were well-hidden. "How in Oblivion did this even start?"

Do'Karth let out a cynical laugh. "So we start bashing our way towards the loud ones, this one can do that." the khajiit said, thrusting his staff towards an argonian who made to dash a dunmer's skull in with a roofing hammer. "In Do'Karth's experience, he's never been a part of a war, much less a riot. Normally, he would be content to let these idiots sort themselves out, but they would be much more useful holding the gates from the real enemy than turning on each other. As for how it started, who knows? Perhaps "return to the Hist" is simply street slang for Lifts-Her-Tail's bedroll and her mate caught wind of it."

The khajiit pressed forward, much less gently, allowing the pent up aggression he had building inside of him with the rage from such blatant stupidity endangering everyone's lives to come out full force in his thrusts, swings, and other strikes that he did not feel bad for in the slightest. He savoured the moments when someone actually charged him, or otherwise challenged him; the street rabble weren't going to have any hope in this world or any plain of Oblivion of reaching him before he dashed their aspirations. Any who weren't paying attention were caught with a sharp, painful strike, while the others were wise enough to give the khajiit room. The other mercenaries and guards likewise moved as a unit to press forward through the chaotic mass, bringing down anyone who still had fight in them. Still, going was slow and dangerous; at least two guards and one of the mercenaries were dragged down in the fighting, their fates uncertain.

Jorwen followed Karth slowly, wary of his vicious jabs. The look on his face was not that of the peaceful and easygoing Khajiit he though Karth was. Of course, every man has a monster in him. Jorwen knew that to be very true. One Dunmer was pushed straight into Mire. The big man wrapped the smaller mer in his arms as Temper threw gut-wrenching blow after blow into the man's stomach. The poor mer was let go and was gasping for air as his eyes rolled back in his head. Jorwen raised a lip in disgust and shook his head. It was hard to feel bad for the mer. One Argonian hissed in his face and out of instinct, Jorwen smashed the pommel of his big sword into the lizard's snout. Another pressed in and Jorwen grabbed the Argonian with a meaty paw and threw him back into the crowd he came from.

As much as Jorwen hated to admit, violence was the most clear solution to this. He wished it were different, but it had already begun and spun far too out of control for him to change any. "I never took you for the type to go whacking heads at a moment's notice." Jorwen said. Truth be told, he almost couldn't look at Karth the same. Something in his eyes as they were going along and he was swinging his staff.

The khajiit was far too gone to mind his manners or disposition, his body almost moving on its own with a force and maliciousness he had long though buried within himself. Years of suppressing anger, from personal failures and endured racism alike, came bubbling at a head. These people deserved pain, and Do'Karth felt himself enjoying it, the empowering feeling of being a warrior, a scythe through a field of wheat. He had always enjoyed a good fight, that had never changed, but an aspect of himself that he thought long dead was apparently more resilient than he had thought. "Never without a reason, Jorwen. Fighting is in this one's blood; do not mistake Do'Karth's refusal to kill as a hesitation to do what Do'Karth must." the khajiit replied, shouting a feral battle cry as a pair of argonians went to grab the staff from his hands.

The khajiit spun the staff in a quick arc, striking the reaching claws before savagely bringing the end of the staff in a back blow in the first argonian's face, the staff's momentum carrying past the staggered beastman and the far end coming down at a high arc into the other's collarbone. It didn't take a physician to know his shoulder was dislocated. The khajiit rammed the end of the staff into the argonian's shrieking throat, the sound infuriating him. Teeth barred, Do'Karth hissed as the argonian collapsed. "Stay down, or this one will make sure you never walk again!" He roared.

"O'course, friend." Jorwen watched with a frown as the Khajiit went to work on a couple other argonians. A man should stick to what he's good at, Jorwen always had it. And that limp Karth had probably had a story behind it. Even Do'Karth's words were tinged with something. Jorwen had heard it in the words of every warrior he'd ever spoken to.

From behind, a band of warriors who may have been Braves charged into the melee on horseback, quickly giving pause to the mobs and breaking them up into far more manageable chunks. Those that didn't run off deeper in the city, anyway. It seemed the riots and looting went elsewhere, leaving those that were cut off from it stranded and alone. No longer protected by the mob, the thinned crowd dropped their weapons and surrendered. It was mostly Dunmer, with the argonians moving eerily together like swarms of bees through the city.

The Braves seemed to be charging after those who had fled, leaving the remaining mercenaries and guards to gather the rabble. Do'Karth did his part by collecting stragglers by coralling them with shoves, and making a show of removing weapons from reach with the end of his weapon. Few people wished to challenge the angry khajiit who, from the word of mouth of a few of his victims, was all to eager to break people's bodies. It wasn't long until the guard had formed a perimeter around the rioters and calling for someone to fetch some lengths of rope and chains. Do'Karth made way over to Jorwen, his features dark as he stared at the faces, dunmer and argonians alike. "Fools should have just let the argonian cowards go, let them be torn to shreds from the Kamal they refuse to fight. It would have spared a lot of innocent people today."

As Jorwen looked at the quivering leftovers, he felt nothing but anger. But there was a saying about the man who is angered by the foolishness of others. What was it? Either way, these were not warriors. They held no honor, no bravery but for the shouting of the mob. Like the bleating of angry sheep until they are sheared and left hairless and cold and shriveled. Jorwen spat. "Disgusting lot." Mire stepped up next to him and Karth.

"Just ignorant fools swept along by their anger." Jorwen was a bit taken aback by how those words struck him personally, knowing himself as well as he did. He only spat again and shook his head, "Hard to blame them. You spend your life in the shit while others walk on and spit at you, you'd want to break their heads open."

"Eh?" Mire said, "I was saying they were dock lizards n' all. But, I guess you've a point."

Jorwen frowned at the man, looking sidelong at him. He turned back to Karth who, despite the recent show, held a warmth to his company that none other seemed to have. Especially not Mire and his lot. "It's a sad fact but people tend to think their problems are the only ones in the wide world. They're like to blind themselves rather than face the truth." And as he looked at Karth, he found those words had something to them. He'd forced his own expectations and opinions into his view of Karth and it only did him harm. He wondered where the Khajiit had come from, what had formed him into the man he was. "You can't say it isn't true for yourself, even just a small bit." He let go a sigh, "I can't."

The craving for sugar to steady the nerves was becoming unbearable. Do'Karth chose to grip his staff in front of him, end resting on the cobblestone below, to allow his hands to resist the temptation to wander. "When the truth has been at the city's gates with countless dead the past two days? Their lack of fortitude is inexcusable. This one heard the argonians whining about something called 'The Hist' as their reason for wanting to, somehow, cross half a continent to return home." He said, staring daggers at a dunmer who dared look up at him. The khajiit's eyes didn't waver. He wasn't entirely sure how, or if he should, address Jorwen's last point.

"Do'Karth knows what he has done, remembering it is what helps guide his actions. If you allow yourself to forget what you are, or who you were, then you are doomed to repeat your follies until perhaps you cause enough pain to remember the lesson you should have never forgotten. Allow this one to ask you something; do you really think the things you've come to regret would have changed who you ended up becoming, Jorwen? Would you have stood here talking to this one had you not faced those trials? Or Solveig. Would you have suddenly realized that she's the family you do not wish to lose?"

"Maybe I'd be mending skirts in Whiterun rather than bloody wounds in the Reach. And here. And a hundred other bloody fucking places besides." His voice had become an angry growl but he took a deep breath to steady himself. "I used to be a man you wouldn't ever want to be around. If I hadn't made some of the choices I have, maybe I'd have less dead friends and a better relationship with my daughter. Having her skull crushed in isn't the way I ever wanted to rekindle our relationship."

He shook his head and sheathed his sword, made fists of his shaking hands and squeezed them tight to try to fight against the tremors. Maybe Aelfgar was right, that there was nothing else for men like them, but to fight and make enemies until you died. There was always the chance of dying for any reason once you picked up the blade, even for no reason at all. "But the past is for the dead, eh? They can forgive, they can be forgiven. We've just got to go on." Jorwen frowned down at the cold stones of the street, "These days being what they are, I keep wondering if I should put down my sword and take my family away from all this. Pick a direction and just walk. That how you did it, left it all behind you?"

"This one doesn't believe the dead can forgive so readily." Do'Karth replied somberly. He slowly inhaled, exhaling through his nose to try and calm his beating heart. Jorwen was encroaching on territory Do'Karth had been ever so careful to avoid speaking about in truths, but now, seeing the man as a troubled friend and both well aware of their impending mortality, it almost seemed wrong to keep silent forever. Perhaps something would suffice, but the khajiit certainly wasn't ready to come to terms with it all. The dream he had the night before, just before awakening, was an omen. The past couldn't stay buried forever.

"Not as such, This one had everything taken from him, stemming from one mistake that Do'Karth has vowed never to repeat in his lifetime. This one has come within a few short breaths and beats of his heart of leaving this world for the next, and that is what it took to make Do’Karth realize that there was more to life than he had initially been conditioned to see. This one cannot go home, because he has no home. Not anymore. Anyone this one knows believes him to be dead, and Do’Karth wishes to keep it that way.” The khajiit said, looking towards Jorwen with a frown. “Believe Do’Karth when he tells you that you alone have more than he does. You have family that is worth fighting to keep; this one never did.”

Jorwen only nodded, frowning. For all the Khajiit's dark sincerity, he still wasn't entirely convinced. What man's the bigger fool? The one with no family to forsake by wandering, or the one who forsakes the one he has for fleeting glory and a Name. Maybe it wasn't too late. Just one more hill to climb and then it'd be over. Just one more. "Reckon there's truth there." He said, hard-faced. "You've got some weight behind you, Khajiit." Jorwen nodded, "Some weight."

"More than you know. Perhaps it will be a tale for another time, but Do'Karth believes the guards have this in hand. It may be wise to patrol for some of those rioters who scattered; this one doubts they are done causing us problems. Shall we?" The khajiit inquired, extending an arm down the street as an invitation. The two men walked off in silence, leaving the carnage behind them, as well as some heavy air. It was just one more fight in a series of many of a war that no one had anticipated, and even fewer expected to survive. As far as Do'Karth was concerned, anything of importance to him lived and died with the city. There were worse places to draw a line in the sand.

XD not like that!! It's more like Sevine becoming a crazy cat lady. Who knows maybe her future career is running a Khajiit brothel? Although I can see where everyone would get that idea of furries x3


Talk about targeting a really niche audience with that business plan.

That or she just wants to get down and dirty with a bunch of cats.

No judgin'. Do'Karth would probably do the do with a human or elf if he were so inclined.

Hey guys, I'm still around and am reading along. I will be on vacay for the next week, I'll try to keep updated while I'm away.


Enjoy! Where you off to?

Hope everyone is having a good long weekend, regardless of if you celebrate Easter.

Work has been a week from hell for me but it's almost over.



You'll survive, and I'll let the air out of so many tires for you if it helps you get through the weekend!

Also, got a quickie post up. Enjoy, or something.
It was a huge relief to hear Iosif was still holding together, the slight panic attack that came with a squadmate’s injuries along with her own near-death encounter had made Tanya jittery. She was glad the machine-gun was mounted and her face was concealed behind a helmet, lest Serena notice her nerves. From her personal combat experience, nothing eroded confidence and moral in a unit faster than someone steadfast showing that they were shaken. They were expecting the cocky, somewhat obnoxious, and abrasive asshole to have confidence in her command, so there really wasn’t much of a choice but to project what the crowd wanted.

The technical kicked into gear, and Tanya’s inner mechanic cringed as she listened to one of the most sticky and improperly aligned eezo drive trains she’d encountered lurch from park to drive, the machine’s lack of proper maintenance and age quite apparent. The momentum pressed her back against the turret ring, and she locked her legs into position so she didn’t shift as much in the maneuvering. Swivelling the gun towards some of the group that hadn’t quite reached the warehouse, Tanya let loose a long burst, walking the shots into target using the forward momentum of the vehicle to pull her rounds into the group. The heavy shots didn’t take long to tear through their shielding and rip bloody ragged holes through two of them; the third escaped unharmed.

To her relief, no rocket seemed to find them as she traversed to face the housing complex, which she hammered the glass windows of the bar or dining area or whatever the fuck it was with rounds, stopping as the gun’s heat gauge was nearing 90% capacity. Her attention, however, was on the comm chatter from her team. She opened the channel with the team. “So we picked up half our pay cheque and a bonus? Not bad for a bunch of degenerate fuck-ups! I’m offering our battered and up-armoured taxi as a means of collecting and keeping an eye on them; might make them think twice about turning us into confetti if their bosses are in the crossfire, plus it gives us means of a quick extraction. You all think on that before we figure out something else to do with it, like putting it in neutral with a bunch of high explosives and shove it down the mine shaft for kicks.”

Tanya moved her boot to kick the glass of the cab behind Iosif to get his attention. “I’m counting on you to know how to drive this piece of shit, just try to keep a clear line of sight towards asshole hotel.” She shouted, bracing herself as the vehicle took a tight turn to bring the gun back in line. She turned towards Serena, who seemed to be hanging on for dear life. “You might as well hop on the rear gun. Think you can get your drones to look for captain missile launcher?” she asked.

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“Have fun Tonka. Also, try not to spend over half the day fucking him over. We might need you later.” Vellios replied, good naturedly but somehow still being smug as shit to Tonka’s ears.

The krogan responded, “Over half the day? I’m not that old. I’ll be gentle with him. Maybe I’ll bring you back a present. Dex, Drono? I’m coming your way. We’ll handle your Blue Sun problem and go say hello to the town drunks after.” The krogan said, jogging towards the admin building, some 50 meters away. Most of the yard was clear, safe for whatever was going on in the warehouse and the as of yet breach-free housing slab. He cleared the distance in negligible time, his long, powerful legs propelling him towards the relative protection of the building. Diving prone and switching hands, the krogan crawled towards the corner, giving himself a clear line of sight for anyone dumb enough to poke their heads out of the windows of the housing complex. With optics scanning for threats, it seemed that between his earlier sniper activity, the rampaging hijacked vehicle, and the fall of two of their buildings, the remaining Twin Star pirates were hesitant to step out and try their luck, and were likely fortifying the building. It was too bad they didn’t have any demolition charges; that would bring the place down in spectacular fashion without risking anyone’s lives.

“In position, no sign of our friend yet, but maybe he’s just being shy.”


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I'm ready and willing, homeboy.

The first titanpad is claimed by yours truly. Hop on whenever, yo.


On mah wei.

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I'm open for one today.


We should get some Jorwen and Do'Karth bro session on.
Destroy ending is only ending where you don't end up as Harbinger's bitch.
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Naturally, the best ones are usually the most subtle. <3




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