Dinh AaronMk

Hey guys I'm in the ER

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I just imagine a deer with a saw instead of antlers

@Azarthes

This entire concept is like what I'd expect from a heavy metal band's album cover from the U.P.

Complete a Crappypasta together before it turns into My Little Pony fan fiction!

The horror had yet to end though as I entered the shower and let the blood wash over me. At this point I decided to stop caring and let it happen. The pain wouldn't end in any case.

But soon the flow of water was choked and stopped. Through the plumbing I heard a voice call out, "OP?"

I froze and shuddered. Clearly it wasn't stuck to any video game and I remembered all those Retsupurea readings of Crappypastas.

I looked up to the shower-head to see a pink unicorn looking down at me. Her smile unphased as she dripped with blood.

"Oh my, your cock is small." she said.

Complete a Crappypasta together before it turns into My Little Pony fan fiction!

and then a skeleton popped out of the tv

@Nerevarine

Booo

Complete a Crappypasta together before it turns into My Little Pony fan fiction!

In horror I watched as the screen distorted, filling with static. With enraptured terror the television glowed and began to sing with a terrifying static rain. Hurriedly, I dashed to the wall and unplugged the TV set. As the chord came out from the wall hyper-realstic blood began spewing from the wall. But that was no matter and not the issue at hand: because the TV did not shut off.

As if it were plugged back in, the TV continued to glow and fill the room with its static snarl as if filled with a million bees. I could almost hear the famous Nic Cage meme as I went to the door. But something froze me as I reached for the door. Almost as if something had put a long tongue into my anus.

"HI OP!" I heard a voice declare cheerily from the TV set.

I turned in horror to behold what had happened. Floating as if by strings my SNES set hovered above the floor as from behind it a pair of large bright eyes looked happily out at me. They were large, dish-panned. The iris a ring of vibrant purple with pupils opened wide in jubilation. Floating in a sea of happy pink and a candy-maned smiling horse looked at me with the up-most cheer.

"HI, I'M CADENCE!" the television blasted with a voice of rainbows and crystal. I fell to my knees screaming in pain. My knees splashed in the puddle of hyper-realistic blood that was not flowing from everything.

"OH DON'T MIND THAT, THAT'S JUST THIS PAST MILLENIUM'S PERIOD!" the candy-colored pony said giggling, "I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH FUN SINCE SHINING DIED. WANNA GO OUT? JUST BEND OVER!"

Her face disappeared from the screen, replaced only by a black screen with to options

>Yes
>No (you disgusting monster)

Mahz's Dev Journal

Apparently the bio segment of our profiles does not scale images. Or maybe it's because I put it in a hider.

Post the song you are listening to, and arbitrarily rate the one above you.

Potato/Onion

Jim Webb thread

@Vilageidiotx

But we got to remove all dead weight to make the economy more efficient!

And then slash welfare while we're at it, because fuck Big Bird for not being economically competitive.

Post pics of your hands

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BIRB BIRB BIRB

@Taaj

>birb

Jim Webb thread

Is this the guy whose rotating sig contains horses or that one of the women running for president from the democratic party?

@Arawak

Jim Webb thread

"I killed a man in Vietnam."