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Reality has some really shit writers. I hope it doesn't ruin my Trump x Putin ship.
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Reality has some really shit writers. I hope it doesn't ruin my Trump x Putin ship.
So no one will care, but being from the state of Michigan I can't help but be exposed. For some background:
In the circuit of College Football, the two major universities on the block are Michigan State University (MSU) and University of Michigan (U of M). Or: East Lansing and Ann Arbor. What's important: in order to try and salvage their failing football legacy U of M has decided to dish out over 5 million dollars a year to U of M Alumni, professional footballer, and professional football coach to lead their team: the Wolverines.
Well guess what happened? MSU maintains their winning streak against U of M and adding a new notch to their formerly seven-noth long streak against the U of M and in a heroic stand pushed a game on the edge into a win by a close margin, smashing the hopes and dreams of the Wal-Mart armed fans of U of M and showing that money does not make skill.
So Ann Arbor, how does that five-million to Harbaugh feel now?
For reference Harbaugh is making more than money professional football coaches in America, and is the highest paid coach in all college football. His 5 million dollar paycheck too makes him the highest paid public servant in the state of Michigan.
The combined sum of the top fifty college coaches in the US made a combined 165 million dollars. Which, held against the full fifty governors of the United States makes them all paupers, they all earning a combined sum of: 6,500,000
So have this:
And now some U of M faces.
U of M. THE SCHOOL OF THE UNIBOMBER!
In the circuit of College Football, the two major universities on the block are Michigan State University (MSU) and University of Michigan (U of M). Or: East Lansing and Ann Arbor. What's important: in order to try and salvage their failing football legacy U of M has decided to dish out over 5 million dollars a year to U of M Alumni, professional footballer, and professional football coach to lead their team: the Wolverines.
Well guess what happened? MSU maintains their winning streak against U of M and adding a new notch to their formerly seven-noth long streak against the U of M and in a heroic stand pushed a game on the edge into a win by a close margin, smashing the hopes and dreams of the Wal-Mart armed fans of U of M and showing that money does not make skill.
So Ann Arbor, how does that five-million to Harbaugh feel now?
For reference Harbaugh is making more than money professional football coaches in America, and is the highest paid coach in all college football. His 5 million dollar paycheck too makes him the highest paid public servant in the state of Michigan.
The combined sum of the top fifty college coaches in the US made a combined 165 million dollars. Which, held against the full fifty governors of the United States makes them all paupers, they all earning a combined sum of: 6,500,000
So have this:
And now some U of M faces.
U of M. THE SCHOOL OF THE UNIBOMBER!
I love alternative history.
But probably not for the same
reasons as the ones that bring in
the paragraphs on this thread. *u*
Is this some sort of haiku or are you afraid RPGuild has the same sort of ridiculous text wrapping as 4chan?
u see iban, wen u has knife in shoulder u nevr shoot da inaccuarate.
IT MEANS "FUCK DEM POLISH AND TURKISH CUNTS MANG GOD DAMN I AM DEAD AND THEY STOLE MY LIFE WHICH IS FREE AND MY HORSE WHICH WAS MY FREEDOM"
ALSO NOVIYEARUSSIYA STIR THE ETHNIC CAULDRON OF CRIMEA
ALSO NOVIYEARUSSIYA STIR THE ETHNIC CAULDRON OF CRIMEA
SUCH IS LIFE OF COSSACK. FIGHTING HEATHEN TURKS AND POLES ON EVERY FRONT.
Literally the article: "Could be aliens." says researcher
Said researcher also conducted his healthy dose of skepticism on the manner and also hypothesized it could be mundane things or even a flaw in the data. But he's at least ruled out the later. So he decided that it'll be the fantastical hypothesis.
Even if to drum up amusement.
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