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Call me Doc. I prefer RM, UM, or LP fights, with human or peak human hand-to-hand or swords & sandals being my speciality.
Challenge me to a match any old time!

Arena Characters: http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/87852-docs-characters-no-posting/ooc#post-3105991

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@MelonHead

As the mech charged forwards, the Magna Pater decided it was now time to play hide and seek. Judging from the way the metal thing was rushing about and holding its optics, the monster figured that enough damage had already been done. It would slip out of sight before the mech turned. Where exactly and how? Only the gods knew for sure...
@Enki

So, can you think of a good back story for our characters? Perhaps Nergal gets ahold of De Vermis Mysteriis and summons The Magna Later, only to find out that it serves only itself.

The ritual to summon it requires the following steps.

The ritual may only be done when there is no moon to see in the sky. The area in which the ritual commences must be entirely dark, aside from six black wax candles each located at the point of a tetrahedron measuring twelve feet across, drawn with the blood of an infant aged no more than three months.

In the middle something must be offered that the summoner truly loves. Then after reciting the incantation in the Black Jargon, all the candles must be extinguished at the exact same time.

If that sounds like the sort of shenanigans Nergal would be up for, then feel free to make the thread!

@MelonHead

What Higan didn't know and couldn't see, was that his target hadn't been trapped. It had been too far forwards, and too soft, too gooey to be cast off of its perch by the force of the broad wall slamming into its backside. As soon as the monster had finally damaged its target, it would lunge to its right, throwing its weight to the side as it shoved off with its tail and both arms, contracting the tail up after it. Much to the beast's chagrin, the skin of its belly would rip right off as it did so. Apparently the shock of the wall had hurt it worse than it had thought. Regardless, such was the monster's strength and weight that this did not slow it down in the slightest. A moment later, a cloud of sparks and rock erupted from where it had been as the powerful machine gun tore through the wall like O.J Simpson on a hot date. Slimy was not done, though. It certainly had the strength to bust bullet proof glass, but for a good while there it had been doubting its own might. Its pathetic attempt to damage the mech with a rock had done more damage to the creature's self esteem than it had to the lens, and now that it knew at least a tiny part of the mech was breakable, it wanted to make sure that part was thoroughly fucked. It could still sense that some glass was left. Two-Leggers were dangerous game, and Slimy hadn't lived so long by being careless. One slip up was all it took, and if humans really put their mind to it, not even the baddest creature this side of the Milky Way could hope to save itself. Before it did a victory dance in front of its enemy, it wanted to make sure said enemy couldn't pump a round the size of a donkey dick into its evil little eye socket.

In mid-air, before it landed two yards on the mech's right, it would have extracted a huge bite from its left wing. Auto cannibalism. It could sacrifice unnecessary body parts in order to heal what portions it needed more. On landing it would take another big bite, this time out of its right wing. It needed its tail healed for its next purpose. The flashing of the machine gun ignited a cacophony of reflected fireworks within the horror's onyx eyes. The fresh tail would delve beneath the layer of bones, the tip curling about and sticking to a jagged, two pound rock. Rocks were everywhere down here, and certainly made wonderful improvised weapons.
Hoping that the pilot hadn't yet caught on, Slimy would unleash its attack. Putting the heft of its whole body into the strike, it would whip its tail up like a high velocity sling, the stone on the end actually whistling as it tore the air. The tail was not long enough to fully reach the lens from ground level, but it could get close enough to make aiming redundant when it released the rock and let it fly, carrying more than enough force to shatter what cracked remains were left of the big lens. The jagged edges ensured that the power would have a focal point, minimalizing the possibility of the hard rock breaking when it struck. It carried more than twice as many muscles in its tail than an elephant did in its trunk, roughly ninety-thousand. The velocity of the Magna Pater's tail at full swing could reach up to four times the speed of its lethal arms, and the heft of the basalt on the end barely slowed it down. Just short of three-hundred miles per hour. Depending on the position of the sniper rifle and the mech's right arm, the tail would soar either over or under it.
@ImportantNobody

That's thanks to a piece of equipment. By himself, he has no superhuman or supernatural powers.
@MelonHead

The mech weighing 30 tons means there will be virtually no resistance that Slimy can put up, but its body is indeed squishy and can accommodate what space the wall encroaches at 20 mph. Remember, it can squeeze into whatever its head can fit through, like a sewer rat. It's comparable super gluing one of those floppy rubber reptile toys you find in dollar stores to the top of a big ol' doorstopper book, and smacking the broad of the book into a wall. It rustles the jimmies of what's on top, makes it wiggle and jiggle, but is unlikely to make it go flying off. Basically, Slimy is absorbing the shock and using its great balance to keep on the offensive.

But Slimy does have bones and a limit to how much force it can absorb, hence the broken bones and potential loss of its belly skin. Anyways, I'll post now.

HOWEVER! If you find any problems with my next post, please don't hesitate to point them out! If you want my character to take more damage or something, we can work on that.
@Fallenreaper

Here's my primary unpowered character, whom I finished my first ranked battle with.

@MelonHead

That's why I mentioned that most animals would have been knocked off, and that's also why it didn't attack the instant they hit the wall. It needed a portion of a second to get back its center of gravity after being whacked so hard. Like I said though, its mucous is sticky enough to let it hang from a ceiling by the tip of its tail, and it has around four feet of surface area to be plastered to right now. It would take many tons of force to pull it off, and even more to just smack it off. Also, the wall wouldn't be encroaching that much into Slimy's backside since Higan isn't doing like reverse head butts to the wall. It's conceivable that some of the hide on its belly could be jigged loose, so that perhaps if it eventually tries to ditch the mech's head it will also leave a patch of its underside behind, losing the ability to make mucous in that area.

It'd be like a Paterskin cap, Davy Crocket style. In fact, Melon. You have to promise me something. If Higan does win this, he has to make Slimy's body into a legit hat to wear everywhere.
@Fallenreaper

It's my second favorite character after Gonad, and I like saving Gonad for special occasions.
@Enki

Perhaps the dreaded Magna Pater can give Nergal a run for his money?

@MelonHead

It might've fallen into the stream, since it hadn't stuck.
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