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Edward Portsmith: Level 7 (18 cells) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (58/70)
Ganondorf: Level 8 (22/80) -> (26/80)
Roxas: Level 10 (82/100) -> (86/100)
Location Frozen highlands - The Midnight Walk


Barring an unfortunate run-in with a very big sea creature and getting into some trouble as a result (an event which prompted the last of the jellyfish like Puyomon hangers on in the process) Edward got the carriage through the icewater swamp without further incident. He had learned however that it would be best to keep it back while they cleared the way, rather than trying to move through areas of danger, lest, like with the laviathen, people try to use it for cover.

Flesh could be healed, and summons replaced, but they didn’t have time and space to repair the carriage if they wanted to keep moving all day.

With that in mind, when they moved offroad and headed for the Naytiba infested dam, he proceeded to park them for a bit while people cleared the way to it. As he did that, he sent his Bronze Golems ahead towards the dam to trigger any ambushes, while his scout drones too poke around a few structures on the way to it.

In one of these, he found a little workshop of relatively sporting a half constructed bolt repeater on its workbench. It also, on a table next to said bench, sported a book oddly stuffed with tools. One that gave Edward paused when he saw the cover, and one which prompted Edward to set out on his own to investigate

A few minutes later, Edward glanced up from the book as the rattle of gunfire sounded from both outside and very close, making him flinch, only for him to process that it was close to the golems he’d sent ahead, not to him. Still, while not lethal news, it was bad news, as he witnessed through their eyes as a trio of sentryborgs filled them with lead, having caught the golem squads in a deadly crossfire due to his inattentiveness.

The magical machines endured the infested one’s fire for some time thanks to their reinforced structure, but when a small group of droids also moved in to finish the droids, it was game over for the constructs.

An unfortunate loss, but an entirely replaceable one fortunately. Thanks to this new discovery, it seemed like he’d be able to replace it with something more suited for the task as well.

Edward hustled out of the little grotto and rejoined the convoy to report the poor news, and try to rustle up a solution.

”As you’ve likely just seen, there seems to be some constructs armed with rapidfire cannons covering the approach to the dam”

“Sentryborgs, probably" Adam informed them

”Three of them, to be exact, plus a number of blade armed humanoid machines loitering around the area”

“Droids”

”Right” Edward replied, before saying ”I have just rediscovered a suitable golem for enduring the approach and getting close, but they’ll need support to actually take down the threats” and then cracking open the Tome of Artificing and beginning to cast.



”For ages past, have the people have raised walls with which to hold back the dark
Some have called this cowardice, those who lack an inventive spark
So let them be awed, and the horrors tremble
When they behold what we can assemble
see now as the walls of civilization stride forth
Expand its domain, east, south, west and north
With shields raised high, no sorcery shall smite
Nor shall they fear any beast’s ferocious bite
From behind this bulwark, our guns shall sing
While they witness the power that we shall bring”


Once he had finished chanting, two new golem squads had formed. Armed with mighty tower shields, and enchanted with further resistance against non elemental damage, they would be a bulwark against the incoming gunfire.

Edward snapped shut the new tome with a satisfaction clack of metal and spark of magic, before setting about seeking out forces to hide behind these bulwarks.

”Ganondorf? Could you lend some of your goblin-esque summons to this effort? We’ll need shooters to take down the threats from behind these tower walls”

”Simple enough.” The Gerudo replied with a gruff voice of confirmation. With a wave of his hand and snap of his fingers he summoned a squad of five Moblin Archers, their quivers loaded with Fire Arrows. ”Will these suffice?” If needed he could also summon Phantom Ganon, but would need to wait for the thick of combat so as not to waste the one minute duration of the summon.

But someone else had overheard the conversation and decided to offer his two cents as well. ”Anything I can do?” Roxas offered, looking between the warlord and the tactician. ”I have a spell that can halve enemy damage and another one that buffs speed, if you can make use of them.”

”That would be a perfect addition” Edward replied at once, mentally adding up all the bonuses. With both warriors onboard, he was quite certain they’d be able to achieve victory.




Once they set out, they quickly got into sight of the structure from which Edward’s golems had been ambushed, and in doing so, got a better look at it. It wasn’t entirely clear what the structure had been for from the outside. Some sort of administration office of the damn, perhaps, Edward thought. Regardless, what it was now was a rudimentary pillarbox, one that sprung into motion as soon as they got eyes on it.

The three sentryborgs (one atop the left side of the roof, right of the roof above the door, and on the balcony) all opened fire at once, filling the air with the roar of machine fire.

In response, the six iron golems raised their shields in defence posture, both to block shots, and to form a protective aura around themselves, orange gold, flecked with blue. By overlapping their auras, and combining them with their own defense mode boats, the iron films gained a whapping 50% resistance to physical damage, and that was before their shields, reinforced structure, and general durability was taken into account. And there was Roxas, who cast a few Aeroga spells around on each of the Golems, giving them a swirling shield of wind that would further reduce incoming damage by half for the next 18 seconds. Behind them marched Ganondorf’s Moblins, keeping behind the defensive bulwark for now and awaiting orders to begin firing their shots.

Thus bolstered, the animated wall of metal began to advance up the road.

Fifty meters to go.

”We’ve got this, right?” Roxas asked as he kept pace with Ganondorf. As he asked, he was already spreading around Tailwinds to the Moblins and Golems. The speed buff was small and sometimes short-lived, but it was a spell he could repeatedly cast without spending any of his MP, meaning he could continuously reapply it as many times as necessary.

”Hmph, of course we do.” The warlord quickly answered with confidence. This wasn’t his first time commanding a unit, and it certainly wouldn’t be his last.

At twenty five meters, there came the first true hurdle. The hatches along the can shaped upper bodies of the sentryborgs opened up, disgorging three volleys of three small amber glowing missiles in a spread pattern each, threatening to at the very least stagger the advance of the golems. The shots were relatively slow however, offering a brief moment for interception, but also a risk of becoming exposed to fire in the process.

For this, Roxas decided to intervene directly. With a wave of his hand, he generated a small wall of virtual cubes in the line of fire to tank the missile shots. Being the same consistency as solid glass, the cubes cracked and even broke in places. But they still did their job to prevent a direct blast on the frontline golems. In addition, the wall wasn’t large enough to catch all the missiles, only two out of the three volleys. The third still managed to get through. But that was still an improvement over taking the full volleys, and the golems were slowed by merely a single step before they resumed their advance.

And then the Moblins peaked out from behind the Iron Golems and loosed Fire Arrows aimed at the sentryborgs as a reprisal. Most of the arrows struck cold steel, but one found a borg’s softer flesh, causing it to flinch in pain and preventing it from joining in when the other two opened fire again, letting the golems pick up the pace just a bit more. It looked like the bulwark was going to make it to the structure with mere chip damage thanks to the pair’s support.

At ten meters to go, the Naytibas within the building moved to intercept. A half dozen basic droids vaulted through the already shattered front windows, while a heavy droid, perhaps once a squad leader, exited through the door on the right.

The basic droids charged the front of the formation while the rooftop sentryborgs continued to fire over their heads. The heavy droid meanwhile moved to flank their right, and was joined in doing so by the balcony sentry borg after it leapt off its perch.

”Focus fire on the rooftop.” Ganondorf commanded the Moblins, his voice calm and confident. His minions responded with a little less calm and confidence, but dared to peek around the shields of the iron golems to pop arrows up at the technologically superior monsters. One got clipped by a shot in the process right out the gate, but the aura of their defenders prevented it from being lethal. Then the arrows of the four others flew forth, and though the armor and elevation prevented them from dealing that much damage it threw off the bot’s aim, and also set one on fire due to a lucky proc.

Just as Roxas had directly intervened a few meters ago, Ganondorf then decided to step in himself at this particular juncture. He broke from the formation to charge at the heavy droid and its borg partner, his Acidic Crystal Spear in hand. ”Hit me with a flame spell!” Ganondorf called back toward Roxas.

”You want me to do what?” Roxas called forward with confusion.

”Just do it!” Ganondorf assured the Nobody as he was about to intercept the incoming droid duo on their flank. His spear’s acidic quality would allow it to damage the droids’ armored bodies over time like it would for any foe wearing armor. But that wasn’t the strongest source of damage the warlord could produce by any stretch. And after using some sweeps of his spear head and pommeled shaft to clump as many droids as possible in front of him, Ganondorf felt it.

”Fire!” Roxas’ voice. The Keyblade Wielder’s Firaga spell surged forward from the tip of his summoned weapon and collided harmlessly into Ganondorf’s back. Then the Gerudo’s body flared up with a fiery aura that signified his Flash Fire was now active.

”Burn!” Ganondorf barked, breathing forth a sweeping line of firebreath in front of him before plunging his spear into the ground and summoning an eruption of flames from below. Both of these attacks were 50% more powerful due to his Flash Fire aura.

The man took several rounds to the chest for his effort as the borg paused its move to open fire on him, but slamming his blade into that put a stop to that, smashing it and the heavy droid together. Then the fire washed over them, superheating steel, frying circuits, and roasting the infecting flesh clean off of the metal frames.

After the fires parted, all that was left was ash and falling spirits.

Behind him one of the borgs on the roof redirected its attention, hatches opening up in preparation to bombard the now exposed Ganondorf with explosive devastation. As it did, however, a blood red aura surrounded it, and then a slug fired from down range slammed into it and also set the ground on fire beneath it.

Its source was Edward, who’d used all the distracting combat right in front of the sentry borgs to step around a corner far behind the battle lines, crouch down, line up a shot, and then let it fly with perfect precision without fear of being thrown off by gunfire. The shot borg reacted by jumping off of the roof and crashing down into the street a few meters up from where Ganondorf was. It turned to try and shoot him again, but all this had given the man plenty of time to react

The warlord lunged with his Acidic Crystal Spear, plunging it forward and impaling the borg before opening his mouth to spew another stream of fire breath to wash over it. As his breath attack ended, Ganondorf yanked his spear free and plunged it another three times in succession.

The other reacted by shooting at Edward, only to find the man wrapped in flames, sprinting towards it, and its shots to be eaten by that fire and for it to be set on fire in turn.

All this took the supporting gunfire off of the iron golem squad right as the regular drones charge ended with them slamming superheaded blades into raised iron shields, and finding that the magically hardened against physical damage barriers resisted their redhot weapons far more poorly than they had the gunfire.

Still, they’d attacked them head on while in defence mode, and so the golems withstood this just fine, before retaliating, swinging out with their maces, clobbering drones with a volley of blows. Solid hits, but nothing to write home about. The droids promptly spread out, trying to find a hole in the iron golem’s own defences, but to no avail. Them getting around them and coming to attack the Moblins and Roxas was the real threat, because the bashing of golem maces wasn’t going to dissuade them from doing so. Arrows a little more so, and one of the droids didn’t make it past the front line due to a combo of being blunged and shot by minions.

Thankfully they had Roxas in their midst. But unlike Ganondorf, who broke formation, Roxas stayed with the Golems and Moblins. His Keyblades were summoned and the Nobody was deliberately giving the droids a chance to close in a bit more around the bulwark. He had an idea in mind, inspired by the fact that these were mechanical opponents. ”Thunder!” He chanted, thrusting a Keyblade straight upward and calling down a concentrated cluster of lightning bolts with the unit at the center of the area of effect.

The Thundaga spell caught a few of the closest droids, frying circuits and leaving them stunned enough to cut through them with the energy blade of his StepSword or even blast them with a charged shot from his RockGun. And as for the droids that were outside of the Thundaga zone? That was about when Ganondorf reconnected with the unit after having burned away the borg and heavy droid. He came in with his Acidic Crystal Spear, using sweeps and swings to clump a couple of droids together before skewering them with a fiery forward plunge of his spear.

Next to him, Edward practically slammed into the back of an Iron golem, having not wanted to slow for even a second and to open himself up to gunfire. It immediately got pretty cramped back there, between the three men and the 5 moblins, but as soon as he’d gotten his footing Edward stepped to the side , swung his gun around, designated the sentryborg above them as target and then hammered it with a slug that also ignited the ground, and forced it to jump off the roof.

That left 2 remaining borgs, both suffering from burning and electrified dots, on ground level. Without any sense of self preservation however, they rushed the seeker's formation from both sides, tail mounted stingers raised with which they tried to slip between shields and skewer living prey. Those were a simple enough matter for Ganondorf, who swept over them with a third breath of fire from his mouth, still benefitting the Flash Fire Boost.

At this point, Roxas was almost out of MP. But since the wave had essentially been beaten, he figured it was safe to use the rest of it, ”Heal!” The Curaga spell washed over everyone, providing a good source of healing for anyone that needed it. It didn’t affect Ganondorf, of course, but it would affect the Golems and Moblins - and Edward too if he had joined the unit by now.

Unaffected by the Curaga, Ganondorf had no choice but to scarf down one of the two slabs of meat he had taken from the food court in Krat Zoo. The Gravemind’s spirit did nothing to make the meat not taste rotten, but it still allowed him to safely consume it in order to help regenerate some of the biomass lost from the shots he took during the skirmish.

One of the sentryborg’s stinger tails skewered the shot up moblin as they did this, but thanks to Roxas’ heal it didn’t succumb to the strike. The other four then paid the borg back for its attack, arrows thinking into it much more deeply at this close, and level, range. Indeed, one of those arrows struck a missile the sentry had intended to fire at Gandorf earlier, setting off a chain detonation that rattled up and down its can shaped head.

The got its tail slammed between the edges of a pair of iron golem shields as Edward commanded them to act faster, leaving it open to a beatdown as the second squad dropped their defensive posture and moved in to deliver a beatdown. Cudgels rose and fell with mechanical tirelessness, beating the trapped borg relentlessly.

The combination of these minion maulings and the dots took their toll, and by the time any of the people of flesh were ready to step in once more, it was already over. The two borgs were ash, and the approach to the dam was secured.

”My appreciation for your efforts gentleman. I shall leave the spoils to you, and get us moving on the double” Edward said, nodding to the spirits and building, before setting off at a sprint to get the stage coach moving once more.

After gathering all 10 spirits via the moblins, Roxas and Ganondorf also made their way back toward the stagecoach. And Ganondorf wasted no time once he was back. He ensured the Crown of Avarice was available for use and then crushed each of the spirits one by one.



What the spirits produced was a variety of materials and gear. The materials weren’t something Ganondorf or Roxas were familiar with, but assumed the Seekers would find some use for them. The deployable healing machine was something Ganondorf would have kept for himself if not for the Gravemind spirit rendering him immune to its effects. Roxas could have carried it but in the end reasoned that he could get by well enough with his Curaga spell.

One of the spirits also produced a deployable turret. Not something Ganondorf or Roxas would be proficient with but someone like Edward or Blazermate would certainly find a use for it. One of the objects was a cybernetic heart called a WB Pump. Apparently it could only be used by a technological entity, which narrowed the potential users to Blazermate and not many others. A shame, since the one-time revival effect would be something Ganondorf would have loved to have for himself. One item produced was a protective face helmet, not needed currently but could potentially be put to use at a later time.

And then there were the weapons. One of them was a rifle of some kind that Sandalphon would almost certainly appreciate having access to. And the other one was a katana, a bit too small of a blade for Ganondorf’s size, but Roxas could consider using it if he wanted to. The only thing that gave the Nobody pause was whether or not he’d actually need it in lieu of his Keyblades or StepSword. If nothing else, Hesimay or maybe Geralt would certainly want it if they offered it to one of them. For the time being, the two Seekers decided to keep the loot stored on the stagecoach so neither would have to tote around a bunch of extra gear.

All in all a good haul, on top of the way forward being cleared for the Sagecoach to progress.

wordcount: 2576 (+3)
Location: Forbidden Kingdom - Shinjuku
Bowser Jr: Level 15 EXP: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(283/150)
Rika: Level 12 EXP: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(119/110)


While the bot battling contest was in the process of being packed up in the late afternoon, Junior’s phone received a new notification, indicating that he’d been sent a private message via Shinjuku’s inter-knot. It came from a user by the name of MyMondoHaveYou. It read as such:

Salutations. This is Taion, whom you met earlier today. Firstly, allow me to apologize for our conduct earlier. Looking back now, it’s hard to remember why we allowed the fight to escalate to such a dangerous degree, but it’s clear that you did no wrong. Furthermore, whatever you did to us awakened us from whatever trance we were in, jogging our memories. It’s a sobering realization we’ve been given, and we’re still trying to pick up the pieces. We are grateful, though, to have the wool lifted from our eyes, and outraged at the lie we’ve been living. So thank you, kind strangers.

I can only imagine that you offered this method of contact for more than the expression of our gratitude. Whenever we attempt to talk to anyone about what happen, they seem willfully ignorant, not to mention worryingly antagonistic. We want to find our friends, and we are concerned, above anything, for the safety of our daughter. If there’s anything else you could offer us, we would be even deeper in your debt.


”See, told you it’d work” Jr said to his sister who was still reading the message over his shoulder (She hadn’t exactly got a lot of practice as a disposable grunt of the Abyssal Fleet).

One she was done she nodded, and then the two of them went back and forth about how to respond, before finally setting on the following:

Hi!

Yeah, there’s a whole bunch of stuff your gonna need to know eventually, but main ones are this stuff:

1. Yup, anyone with the red light in their eyes isn’t allowed to notice that everything’s messed up right now. Plus they can’t back down from a fight which is why you did what you did, so don’t worry about that. It happens

2. Clover already wasn’t like that and never was, because she’s new instead of stolen. There’s a place for people like her (and you) but don’t wanna say that stuff here. Might be someone’s listening? Dunno if the people who we gotta worry about would bother (seem like kinda lazy badguys) but better safe than sorry right?

3. We’re trying to keep a low profile atm in general. Was why we were doing the cassette beast stuff. You got a good spot where we can meet up and talk without drawing a lot of attention? We’re on the east side of town right now.


Then all there was to do was wait for a reply.

They didn’t have to wait long. Judging by the speed with which Taion issued a reply, he’d been staring at his phone -or equivalent device- since the moment he sent his first message.

If this place for people like Clover is safe, we’re interested and want to know more. We have an apartment in southern Shinjuku, the area called Sotenbori. Just a little farther south than the Shinobi district. If you see the ninja academy with the giant sword on its roof, you’re headed the right way.

K. Be there soon. Will keep u posted Jr typed back quickly after Rika had finished reading, and only then thought to ask Seek what a route would look like to get there.

Fortunately, they were more south east than south, as it turned out, and so it didn’t seem like it’d take that long to make it there, as long as they avoided any sticky situations on the way there.




About five minutes later and the pair were in the middle of being blown away by a tornado of bubble gum.

Rika managed to recover thanks to her aerial mobility, but her brother just kept going till he smacked into a wall and got stuck there. The boy heaved and struggled, but it was no use. He was trapped.

Those responsible? A pair of kids who stuck close together, one armed with an oversized sword hammer, and a third armed with an oversized toy drill

Not exactly the gear Jr had expected ninjas to be armed with, and he especially hadn’t expected said weapons to be made out of bubble gum either. Yet here he was, stuck to a wall as a result of that.

”Can I fight them now?” Rika called up to him from where she’d landed on another rooftop, while the kids closed in.

“Nah just give it up!” the hammer wielding boy called out “You might have given the cops the slip, but you were really dumb to step on ninja turf like this!”

The girl with the round sword chose to, instead of talking, to blow a large bubble of gum which she then launched at speed towards Rika. The shipgirl leapt out of the way of this as it was caught in her projectile slowing field, only to be taken by surprise when the drill wielding kid burst out of the ground, having somehow burrowed into and under the roof without actually damaging it.

The strike launched her upwards, with the rocketing up after her to start combo chaining her.

”You can fight, you can fight!” Jr yelled at her as she aim-glided to recover from the launch, but she really didn’t need his permission at this point.

She launched up above the boy’s charge with the featherfall rune while charging her vault breaker, before slamming right back down onto him.

The boy wasn’t lacking in talent however, thrusting the drill up to meet her strike, but the fist smashed through his strike regardless and launched him upwards as a result.

Now below, she flipped around faster than him, and fired her grappling hook up, snagging his shirt and pulling him down into her oversized grasp, palm mounted machine gun pressed to his back.

”without killing them!” Jr belatedly added, prompting her to roll her eyes. As the two other kids closed in, rather than threaten her hostage (a likely pointless act vs the Galeeming anyway) she instead turned him upside down and shook him to empty his pockets.

Out of these fell a colorful container with decoration similar to the hilt of the weapon the drill wielding boy was wielding, which she caught in her gunletted palm.

She then promptly tossed the boy at the other two as she short hopped backwards while trying to open the orb shaped gum pack with her mouth and oversized fingers. The two boys collided as a result, but the girl kept coming, swinging her bat like sword at Rika. She juked out the way, finally cracking open the pod, and getting a piece into her mouth to chew, hoping that the results would be quick.





Copying what the ninja kids had done when they had come to confront them, Rika blew a massive bubble of gum, reached for it, grasped a point, and then whipped it down, forming her own drill beast weapon in her hand. Then, as the sword girl slashed, she brought up the drill to block, perfectly parrying each and every strike with her new weapon.

“What. The. Heck?” the girl complained alongside each parried strike, before demanding to know “how?”

”I’m special” Rika retorted in a moment of ego, before launching herself upwards in between sword blows, only to drill right back down onto the girl, knocking her to the ground.

She had to then leap out of the way again as the hammer boy tossed his weapon, which went spinning over the head of his friend who demanded he be “careful!”

Before the spinning hammer could get back to him, Rika used her grappling hook to pull her and the boy together. She rammed him with the gummy drill before they collided, before tossing him away before the hammer returned to him. After that she practically collided with the drillboy as both weapons buzzed around each other, each failing to find purchase, till she had to leap out of the way of another of the sword girl’s gumshots.

Jr watched this impressive tango go on for a few more moments before finally working out a way to get free. Sort of. The metal mecha hand of his striker Blodia ripped up brickwork as much as it pulled him free of it, but still, free he came before being tossed back towards the fray with a shout of ”Rika catch me!”

His sister did just that, leaping up and grabbing the boy and then touching down lightly thanks to her fall damage negation. It also caused him to get stuck there. For a moment. Then the boy managed to grab his staff that had been stuck just out of reach (but which now was only stuck to a detached brick rather than a wall) and cast ”Esuna!” to wipe away the remaining gum.

”So how are you not gonna kill em?” Rika asked, as she brought up her own solution in defence of her brother as the sword girl came in swinging.

”Like this” Jr replied, before lifting his staff again and casting ”Repose” causing the sword girl’s eyes to shut as she fell instantly asleep. She woke up almost immediately, but that’s because Rika thrust her drill beast forwards into her, knocking her back.

The hammer kid got a forced nap next, and promptly smacked nose first into the ground as a result, which also woke him up (with a nose bleed)

”Oops” Jr said with half a laugh, even as Rika used the opportunity to hit that kid with a gum grenade, leaving him gum bound as a result of taking both a direct hit and two hits of the subsequent 2 second blast.

Rika lunged forwards, seeing opportunity, and with a swift series of drill beast hits followed by one that sent him and her flying forwards propelled by the drill itself, and the end of which the kid was launched straight into the wall Jr had been stuck too, and was in turn trapped there.

She didn’t get time to revel in that victory however, as a shout of ”Sis! Help!” came from behind, prompting her to turn and find her brother running from the other two ninja kids. His spiky shell was stopping them from attacking his back safely, but both were in the midst of pincer maneuvering him as Rika burst out of the ground and took the drill boy by surprise, knocking her away and then going to clash with the sword girl.

That in turn gave Jr time to sleep sword girl, and for Rika to grenade and ippon her, sticking her to a wall as well.

The final ninja kid faced down the koopa kids alone, activated Punishing blade Gum Ninjutsu and prepared to give a heroic shout about how he’d avenge his friends only for him to promptly fall on his sword as Jr cast ”Repose” on him as well.

Rika copycatting his move and springing it on the sleeping child swiftly put an end to any dreams of heroic last stands, as the third of the ninjas ended up stuck to the wall.

Shouts along the lines of “you won’t get away with this” got a reply of ”We totally will!” and a blow raspberry from Jr before he got a ”High five!” from Rika.

After it however, he gave an ”Um” as he looked her up and down.

”Hmm?”

”Well. Uh. Ya see…” Jr said, trying to find a way to get around the issue, before just going out there and saying it ”I think you’ve shrunk”

A brief and heated exchange followed between the boy and the girl who’d become very touchy about her height, until a photo provided by a floating Rotom Phone and a height analysis by Seek of said photo proved the reality of the situation: Rika’d lost a few (physical) years and a fair few more good inches as a result of not reading the ninja gum’s small print of it being “not for people over the ages of 13” in the heat of the moment.

Suffice to say she was not best pleased by this.


The Oracle’s donning of the amulet resulted in it just standing there for a full minute while in beetle form just sort of… vibing while being a biological life form.

It felt small and cold mostly, and then started to feel stiff from the complete lack of motion. These were all things it found more interesting than uncomfortable however. What really threw it for a loop was being able to see in two directions at once due to having two eyes with a big ol horn blocking where the two cones of vision would overlap.

Moving was even more strange, as bits of it squished and stretched to make its beetle limbs tippity tappity on the floor, turning this way and that. Strong limbs, for their size and dimensions (though not that strong).

It was clear, then, to it, what it was meant to do with this gifted form. The Oracle, not even considering the fact that it was kind of stuck like this, squared up, faced down one of the walls of the core room, and promptly charged it head on before slamming its new horn into it.

Stone chips flew as the bug bodied being stumbled backwards, an odd thrumming thumping feeling in the head of its beetle form it did not comprehend nor have a reference for. As a result it promptly charged again. And again. And again.

By the time the others got around to doing something about its current state, the Oracle had knocked itself out cold as a result of these repeated concussions. This did at least mean it was very easy for Schnupfen to pry off the amulet, as the current wearer was in no state to do anything to get in the way.

There was a moment where the universe held its breath, before the beetle’s body started to vibrate and then exploded back into the form of the Oracle, which promptly took up far too much space once again, limbs clipping through walls and all that.

“Hmm? What?” It asked vaguely as it glanced around in confusion. Its lack of brain had cured its head trauma instantly, but that didn’t mean the loss of consciousness had not been disorientating.

It glanced around, met the staring Schnupfen‘s gaze for a moment, and then looked down and found the amulet sitting on the floor.

“Oh. I see. It fell off” it said, entirely ignorant of how it had been bailed out of its fate, before glancing towards the wall it had been ramming and beginning to say “and I had been making such good progress too” only to find the wall in question to be dented at most.

“Ah”

There was a long pause, before it pressed its palms together and said to the heavens in prayer “thank you, oh humbling fate, for showing me the plight of those of the flesh. With this newfound wisdom, I shall redouble my efforts to aid the most needy of your children"

But how best to do so, it asked itself, while taking up a floating pondering pose as it thought hard about the matter, entirely blind to the amulet being taken away for study as it pondered.

2,100 1425 (+3) (+3)
Edward Portsmith: Level 6 (16 cells)(1 upgrade stored) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (54/70)
Location Frozen highlands - The Midnight Walk


Upon being warned of the ice swamp, Edward parked them at its edge, giving Heismay time to do his scouting, allowing people to mount or un-mount as they pleased, and giving himself time to rearrange his forces a bit. The inferno hounds would simply be extinguished by the icy waters, and so he swapped them out for a pair of bronze golems. With reports of giant monsters on the prowl, they’d be far more suited for the threats they’d be facing regardless.

He still kept a scout squad on hand, having them skim a little ways ahead of the stagecoach as they began to move again, meaning it was the first thing to approach the strange lines of fire which Edward thought they could probably cross without harm. The scout seemed to indicate as much, as though the wall did surge up into a huge blaze of black and blue flame as it approached, the little fragile machines detected no heat, and promptly passed through the barrier without a scratch.

”A ruse, it seems, not a real hazard” Edward declared it, and so pressed on.

The bronze golems, sent ahead to doubly tested the barrier, also passed through unharmed, and technically so too did the stage coach. The same could not be said about their spirits, as the flames induced a deep feeling of discomfort, not to mention horror and anxiety.

As a result, the feeling was joined by a physical jolt as they practically burst out the other side, the Reindrix surging forwards in response to this feeling, unsurprisingly wanting to get out of it as soon as they could, and unable, due to their harnessing, to do this in any way but rushing forward.

He managed to get control of them soon enough, but the man’s confidence certainly was shaken, even as he insisted that ”All part of the illusion. Nothing more.”

Despite this, he mentally decided to not pass through the other zone his scout drone had found on the other side of the ore, which meant they’d have to deal with the ambush sooner or later.

Past the barrier of loathing, they found the ship Heismay had reported, which did indeed seem out of place when compared to the wooden vessels found up on the cliffs. It could have been a new addition, but given that it was stuck in the middle of a swamp rather than washed up on shore, Edward wasn’t so sure.

A small number of Jellroys and Jelliettes made the icy wreck their home, but the sight of the stagecoach made the weak pals seek shelter in the water or cliffs around it, rather than come to put up any sort of fight.

”Would anyone be willing to try to get a sample of one of those creatures? They might have some features of merit” Edward asked as they ran. Cowardly though they might have been, he wasn’t going to dismiss their usefulness simply because they had the smarts not to pick a fight with an overwhelming force.

However, of possible higher value was the ship itself. Beached on a rocky outcrop, it looked relatively intact, and only slightly rusted, which Edward thought might mean its insides might contain salvage that hadn’t been taken by the elements yet.

Rust had sealed shut the ship’s hatch, but it was nothing a bit of leverage couldn’t solve. Said leverage was applied when Edward commanded one of the bronze golem squads to spike in their helbards and heave till the door cracked open with a crash of metal.

Within the frost filled ship, there was no sign of any crew, living or dead. Edward did find a ship’s manifest while picking his way though the cabin however, indicating that the ship had been hauling supplies for a seafood restaurant.

Hoping that the cold might have preserved those supplies, he headed down into the hold to see if the case. As he did, however, the air began to tingle with static electricity, prompting the Dreadnaught to draw his magelock pistol and warscyth as he carefully edged down the stairs.

Then he stopped, recalled his scout drone squad, and sent it in first. A fine plan, except for the fact that the drones were weak to electricity, and promptly shorted out moments after rounding the corner, though not before Edward got a fuzzy vision of dozens of eyes staring its way.

With there being nothing for it, the Dreadnaught put himself in the line of fire, sliding round the corner, magelock pistol raise, and found himself face to… eyeballs with a shoal of diminutive
Puyomon that looked at him with undiscernible expressions.

Small spiky clawed tentacles attached them to handles of various cooler boxes as they floated above them, static electricity humming between them.

But just static electricity, nothing more nothing less.

A lack of sudden movements from the floating eyeballs made Edward lower his weapons, only to tense up again as one of the Puyomon detached and started to slowly float over, extending its grabber his way.

Very slowly.

So slowly that the warlord’s response was to wave the blunt end of the scythe at it and tell it to ”Shoo”. This, however, did not work. Instead it grabbed onto and held onto the shaft of the war scythe, causing a slight tingly current to run through the weapon (but again nothing else) before making amused noises as he tried to lightly shake it off.

It kept holding on even as Edward backed out the cargo hold only to seemingly grow bored by the time he got outside, at which point it floated off to go grab onto someone or something else.

Edward watched it go with a hand on his hip, before sighing, mentally burying down the little bit of him that wanted to solve the static field problem by just shooting all the harmless things, and got to work ushering the rest of the Puyomon out of the cargohold as well.

Hopefully with some help.

At least one was more than happy to get poked for samples during this process.

Once the room had been cleared, and the lingering static electricity removed from metal surfaces in a few biting shocks, Edward cracked open one of the frozen over coolers. Inside he found exactly what had been listed on the manifest: Varying amounts of black vinegar, curry blocks, eggs, garlic, kajime, miso sauce, olive oil, sea grapes, soy sauce, and turmeric.

All in all, quite the find, and all perfectly preserved too.

He hoped the Avengers kitchen had storage space for it all. That, and something to actually prepare using all the sides and seasoning they’d be getting, otherwise they’d be eating very flavorful garlic and seaweed omelets tonight

One cooler was kept for the white team however, the contents of which would definitely liven up the next stew.

After everyone who’d helped out, or had gone squid hunting, was aboard (and also after Edward had given up trying to shoo off some lingering Puyomon who’d attached themselves to the stage coach) they got on their way again, heading for the fork in the road that would lead either to the the ore spotted outcrop or to the place where two big beasts were waiting in ambush.

There, he parked once again. Those that wanted to head off to do some mining were free to do so, while Edward suggested they form a party to trigger the ambush spotted up ahead while the stagecoach itself was safely out of range.

To get there, the man himself flapped his wings a few times and got himself up onto the shoulders of one of his Bronze golems. With one hand holding its weapon for support, and the other his magelock pistol, he had it trudge forwards through the icy waters.

Once the party got in range, the two Somnacanth lunged out of the water as predicted, but rather than lunge at someone, they instead kept their distance as they swept their necks in long sweeps, spraying sprayed sleeping powder over the party in the process.

Edward’s golems were unaffected, naturally, but so too was the man himself, as a barrier with a mirror like sheen flared around him, reflecting the debuffs back at the two monsters. Said monsters promptly flopped to the ground, hoisted by their own petards. Odds were, it would not be a deep sleep, and so the seekers would need to tread carefully around them lest they wake them once more.

”I don’t expect we’ll be able to get the stage coach past even with them sleeping” Edward whispered (after having the other golem squad poke anyone who’d been knocked out back away) before asking ”So, who wants to take point in waking them back up?”
pls ignor thnx

wordcount: 1,507 (+3)
Location: Forbidden Kingdom - Shinjuku
Bowser Jr: Level 15 EXP: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(280/150)
Rika: Level 11 EXP: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(216/100)


The kids had escaped the cops. It had not been a fun time. Sewers might make for excellent highways for a pair of people who could sail on water, but they were stinky, confusing and full of annoying monsters.

Truly, the worst kind of level.

What was fun, however, was what the place they’d found to lay low while waiting for the heat to die down: a robot fighting arena tucked away in a random disused warehouse that had been half consumed by a hollow.

In it, the kids got to see action figure like custom robos duked it out against (super) cardboard armored LBXs, kid sized medabots (like Blazermate), autobattling bots and even boxy robots that managed to hold their own through sheet tankiness. Sometimes. Those were definitely the underdogs.

Not quite as much underdogs as the Bangboo that stepped up to the plate though, where it ended up facing down and ready to fight a Yellowturtle Medabot. These seemed to cause some confusion among the organizers/audience however. Especially because the Bangboo didn’t have an owner present.

That resulted in a noisy bout of arguing and heckling till the medabot owner, Kubota, declared “Bah! Who cares who’s it is! Yellowturtle! Lets give the people what they want! Robot destruction!” which got cheers from the crowd, and the amateur organizers of the event onboard.

As the countdown started, there came the distinctive sound of capacitors charging from the tanky medabot, while the Bangboo kept waving at the crowd as if they weren't all cheering for its imminent scrapping.

Then came the signal to start, a mechanical voice declaring “Activate!” and the battle began.

Out the gate, the penguin Bangboo took the crowd by surprise as it surged forwards with surprising speed, webbed feet producing a chilling effect that let it skate across the arena. It did so in a slight arc, letting it dodge out of the way of the slower medabot’s pair of high powered laser bursts (which slammed harmlessly into the bulletproof glass of the arena wall).

It then pirouetted to avoid a third lasershot (one of the bot’s cannons having been rapidly recharged by its battery headpart) and got in nice and close where it began to twirl, producing a larger ice effect around it as it performed a spin attack.

It promptly bounced off the tank of bot, landed face first on the floor along which it slid till it smacked into the arena wall, where it was promptly pinned to said wall by a staggered trio of laser blasts leaving it crying out “Ehn-ne! Ehn-ne! Ehn-ne!” after the final shot. From Jr’s phone, Seek helpfully translated this as “Ow! Stop! I give up!”

Someone on the team running things apparently had a translator on hand as well, as the signal was given for the fight to “Cease!” before the Yellowturtle could recharge its cannons, much to the disappointment of its owner.

The crowd’s opinion was a bit more mixed, as it had sounded really pathetic while being shot up, and so there was some sympathy for the thing. Jr wasn’t among those, but he still headed down when an adhoc crew formed to try and fix up the battered thing.

When Rika asked ”Why?” this was, he reapplied ”Because those things can get around hallows, and if we need to make a run for it…” before nodding for the black void at the other end of the warehouse.

Rika shrugged and accepted the answer. Her next one was for the Bangboo itself, namely: ”So why are you doing this anyway?” which she asked while Jr and a LBX owner Ban Yamano poked around its insides.

It replied “Ehn-ne Ehn-ne Ehn-ne Ehn-ne Ehn-ne” which once again got translated by Seek. Apparently its owner had told it vaguely to make money, and it had then seen on a tv how the fighters over in Esaka made loads of money, but had gotten lost trying to get there and ended up right back in the city. So then it found out about this via the interknot (just like they had), and thought that, well, it was a robot, so clearly this was the best place to fight for it, right?

Unfortunately for it, as it turned out, it needed its owner to actually be here to earn any money, given otherwise there was no-one to pay out if it lost.

”Maaaaybe we could soup you up a bit, and give you a shot at winning?” Jr suggested, which Rika thought was unlikely. Still. She pitched in where she could, and then got badgered into grieving a lot more help at her brother's insistence.

A little while later, and the Bangboo was back on the field, and ready for a rematch, much to the surprise of anyone who’d not been keeping an eye on the little corner of the warehouse they’d been tinkering in.

“Ha, ready for another beating you dumb bot?" Kubota said to it after getting over said surprise, before scoffing at Jr, Rika, and Ban and saying “What, you feel sorry for it? That’s dumb, because now your Zenny’s all mine!”

The other kid, Ban, seemed to have been motivated by sympathy more than anything for sure, while Jr just insisted that ”No, your Zenny’s gonna be all ours!”

Rika meanwhile just shrugged as she stepped up to the spot for the bot drivers/commanders, and then said ”It seemed like it’d be fun”

“Yeah, it will be. For me!” Kubota retorted confidently, but Rika wasn’t phased, simply saying ”Maybe? Let’s find out” before any other talk was cut off by the timer starting up.

On “Activate!” The Bangboo burst to the side at Rika’s direction, but the move was predictable after the first time, and so a single laser cannon was aimed and fired its way, only for it to slam into a little cardboard shield that Ban had made for the bot that tanked the shot. It then whipped around its other flipper, into which a simple handgun unfurled thanks to the buff granted by Rika’s Col. Droneman.

“That all-” Kubota began to say, before the weapon unleashed hell in the form of nine bullets every single second, forever, and a steady stream of mini missiles to boot.

Still, the enemy bot was built like a tank and so it endured the hail of shots as it aimed its laser cannons again.

”Take those out!” Rika commanded, prompting the hail of fire to slip to the side of the center of mass and hammer one of the lasers, causing it to misfire and throw off the aim of the other.

Then the BangBoo got in close and performed its icy spin again, only to once again rebound. This caused a confident bark of a laugh from Kubota that he choked down half way as the BangBoo kept steady in its spin away this time, having expected that result, and having also left a splatter of electric goop on the Yellowturtle, which sparked and hissed as the shock screwed with its circuits.

“Shoot it down, shoot it down!” Kubota yelled at his bot, losing his cool, while Rika commanded with cheer ”Keep sailing! Wear down that battleship!” as she got the BangBoo to fight like a shipgirl, all mobility and upgunned firepower.

The result was, at that point, while not inevitable, but certainly predictable, as Rika and the BangBoo wore down the Yellowturtle till it was unfit to go on. Still, each near miss from a laser got a gasp from the crowd, and with the stylish grace of the ice skating bot, it was hardly a poor viewing experience, winning both it and Rika cheers at the end.

The BangBoo waved merrily at the crowd, while Rika flushed and tried and failed to hide behind the two boys and insisted that their rebuilding was what had got them the win.

She came a bit more out of her shell over several more fights (including some two vs twos alongside Ban’s diminutive Achilles LBX) and started to maybe see the appeal of all this if, again, like the cassette beast fights, there was some dissociation between herself being the center of attention, be it a disguise or minion.

By the end of it, they’d raked in a bit of cash, though most of it only really covered the repairs they’d needed to do to the BangBoo. That, and get the little bot some of the cash its owner wanted it to get.

What they really got out of it was the contact details for a BangBoo to get them through (or out of) a hollow, and a whole bunch of contacts in the local bot fighting scene. Plus a bunch of killed time where they didn’t worry about the lack of contact from a certain pair of recently freed citizens who might have all the answers they needed, and a child whose orphaning Galeem had prewritten the moment her parents were written into its world with an expiry date tamped on their souls.

ft. some rats

As it was working, it came to the Oracle's attention that a pile of rats were trying to get its attention. It had seen them around, of course, nothing escaped its gaze, but it had simply had more important things to worry about. Naturally. Of course. It certainly had not mistaken them for ambient creatures till this very moment.

Regardless, it lowered its neck down from its floating position, the single great eye large as several of the rats moved about a rat length away, bathing them in its warm glow.

“Salutations, little children of fate!” it said, too loudly for the distance, “how may I assist you?”

The topmost, already dazzled rat seemed taken aback by the Oracle's form of address, pointing a tiny claw at itself, then looking down at the other rats for confirmation. Unfortunately, each of them was pretty much doing the same; looking to the next rat over quizzically in search of reassurance.

The bottommost rat, almost squashed under the combined weight of the rest of Rats, let out a sharp squeak. It echoed out of every rat's mouth.

That seemed to remind them of their mission. The topmost rat, having both of its hands available, proceeded to point at its mouth, then pat its stomach — and, since food did not appear that very instant — raised an arm to its forehead, wobbling. The wobble became a ripple that threatened the stability of the leaning tower of Rat, but they seemed none the wiser. On the contrary, Rats' performance escalated at a rapid rate, each individual rat soon mimicking starvation-induced death in increasingly dramatic ways; shrivelling up, eating one's own tail, screaming bloody (and hungry) murder.

Then, as suddenly as it all had started, Rats snapped back into their default poses, still barely managing to form a tower, each staring up at the celestial being with large, pleading eyes, their hands crossed.

Well, except one. One of them was still stuck eating its own tail.

The Oracle watched all this impassively with its unblinking stellar eye. Once it was over it was silent for a moment longer, said “I see…” to buy time, was silent for another moment, and only then remembered what ‘eating’ was, a revelation accompanied by an audible “Ah!”

It pondered for a moment if this was a worthy cause, or whether doing something about it would displease fate. Ultimately, however, even it wasn’t immune to those pleading eyes, and so it promptly declared “Well then, let us see what fate can provide!” while cupping its hands and then rolling the dice with a prayer of “oh merciful fate, may you favor your poor children with a bountiful blessing of sustenance!”

The 8d8s clacked across the floor, landing before the rat stack, and coming up with a 39 leaving the Oracle ever so pleased with its consistent rolling capabilities. True, it hadn’t rolled high yet, but the lack of low rolls meant that Fate still smiled upon them.

As for the result of this roll, the dice shimmered for a moment, and then in the glow merged together, before sprouting up and up into a long narrow shape before dissipating and revealing a Demi-Baguette tall as the rat stack.Was it the finest quality baguette fresh from the oven? No. Indeed it was entirely average, perhaps even a bit sub par. Also it promptly toppled forwards towards the rat stack.

Rather than stick around and see the outcome of its work being devoured, the Oracle was swiftly distracted by the appearance of the results of its (randomly) chosen gatcha rolls.

It had been rather subdued and humble in its response to Salbjörg’s thanks, saying “Think nothing of it, I could hardly leave a fellow disciple of fate in such a predicament after all” with a little headbob.

Subdued and humble would not be words to be used to describe response to the results of the rolls, which were great jubilation.

“What a glorious day! Fate truly has blessed us with a shower of gifts, for our divine patron must be pleased with our work! Yet, we must not become complacent!” it declared, before thrusting a finger at Muste and demanding “you must ensure that the dungeon design is pleasing to our most holy god! Most importantly, this room must be made into a shrine to its glory, beginning with carving its shape into a most holy octagon! Then you must designate space for eight lesser shrines in the dungeon, all at equidistant points from each other and the central shrine, forming a second most holy layer around the first!"

Was it going to help work out how to do that? No obviously not, it knew how to delegate. Besides, it had holy gifts to inspect. Also it had just been made redundant by the wagon anyway, so it had the time to indulge its curiosities.

To be fair to it, this did involve the void angel doing something helpful, namely rapidly sorting everything into piles rather than leaving it all scattered around on the floor. Raw resources here, traps there, equipment there.

Equipment that wasn’t in the middle of being pawned off to a skeleton anyway. It wasn’t exactly happy with… whatever Zoppy was playing at, but Salbjörg seemed to have it handled. Besides, now that it was done sorting, it had the important task of testing the most holy of their holy artifacts: the Polymorphic Amulet.

“Oh most holy of fates, revered be your divine providence, and grant unto this must humble of your servants your most brilliant of blessing!” it prayed, before slipping the amulet through its membrane and hanging it from the corpse that floated within itself.
Peer to Peer Communication

Word Count: 1430
EXP: +3 (+3 rapport)
Yayama, Amaterasu

Amaterasu took the time during their walk to meet up with the others to project some relevant information to their newest member.

She did not, in this, pull any punches, starting off with the news that they weren't who they remembered being, not really, but rather reincarnations that had been popped into existence in arbitrary places and in arbitrary circumstances without being able to notice that was the case. Not only that, but they had 10 years to live since the moment they got put into this world. And that was them. Everyone else also had to contend with the fact that they could only live if others died to fuel flame-clocks that kept all the people linked to them from simply evaporating before their time. The only exceptions were the lost numbers, people born into this world who had their own unique existence rather than just being copies of ones stolen from other worlds.

“Believe it or not, this isn’t the first time I’ve dealt with not being the only version of myself.” Yayama’s tone was light, confident, but internally she was deeply unsettled. Her now-unlocked memories flickered back to the memory of a discarded possibility, a dying world and a conversation with her own shade. Looks like I’ll have to do my best to take my own advice.

Amaterasu then explained what they had to contend with. First off, the remaining six of 13 guardians prevented them from getting at Galeem, the Four Kings collectively being one of these. There were also the 26 alphabet letter-named consuls who more or less ruled the world from the shadows, who were not bound by the limited lifetimes of all the rest, and who also fed off of the flame-clocks whenever they pleased to fuel their continued eternal existence. She also noted that maybe not all the consuls were bad. At least one had apparently surrendered to captivity by the Seekers, and another had been a Seeker before she claimed the title. (It was only here where she mentioned that the consuls could simply refill their numbers.)

Also, apparently there was a big floating hand that liked to issue challenges before they got to a guardian, but didn’t seem to want to get involved itself. This, of course, immediately caught Yayama’s attention, but she decided to hold her questions until later.

Some of this rang familiar to the somewhat self-proclaimed Warrior of Darkness. Eternals that manipulated and parasitized mortals to further their aeons-long plans, largely unknown to the population of the star. They even numbered thirteen, as the Convocation once had, and had evidently greatly decreased in number in the time between their formation and the current day.

Finally, Amatarasu filled Yayama in on what they had on their side: a flying invisible ship called the Avenger, another team who were off trying to take down another guardian, and the manipulation of spirits. Pressed to the heart for abilities at the cost of physical and mental changes, to the head for skills and only color changes, spoken with to turn into summonable strikers, or crushed to be turned into items. Apparently there was a hat that made the results of the last better, and also some sort of magically accessible armory where all the spare stuff went that she’d need to get someone with fingers to show her how it worked. Plus, some items that made fusion less chaotic on the Avenger, and one that made it only affect individual bodyparts.

This was, she would agree, a lot to take in, but she offered any more aid or information she had in her head.

Yayama shook her head in response. “I have a lot of questions about more or less everything you just said, but I need time to think. My head still hurts from trying to catch up to ten years of fighting all being dumped into it at once, much less contending with a brand-new existential crisis and. . .” She trailed off, suddenly breathing heavily. The thought of what had happened to Petra filled her with rage that strained her ability to contain it. “And other things related to that matter,” Yayama finished after a moment.

The wolf inclined her head in understanding, before adding that she fortunately had time, as they were doing the tournament in order to fight the four kings, and so the action, such that it was, wouldn’t be starting till the next day. She then also inquired if Yayama had entered one of those while under Galeem’s influence.

The knight nodded. “I joined the Mortal Kombat tourney hoping to investigate and, hopefully, bring an end to the practice of executing losers. I know it’ll probably make some people here angry, but I can’t abide the senseless loss of life.” She tried not to think about how much of that she’d been proxy to herself, good cause or no. “I don’t think I’ll be dropping, either, unless I’m urgently needed elsewhere.”

Amaterasu informed her that Pit, their elected leader, and Miss Fortune, the cat lady who’s fallen to pieces, were also taking part in that one, and that they might want to try and coordinate on how they were going to go about that one. She also noted the unfortunate reality that that tournament’s deaths might be what was keeping everyone else alive.

“That isn’t making me want to hit something any less,” Yayama grumbled. “I thought it was only a few people that got that horrible little ‘privilege.’ Are you saying that the people around here would die even faster if they weren’t regularly sacrificing people in the guise of a normal tournament?”

Amaterasu explained how, if the flame clocks were not filled, the entire town would simply cease to live. In other places there were monsters that would kill or be killed, or wars, but here it seemed like it was the tournament that was fueling the clock. Unless, she supposed, there was something else going on in secret.

Galeem’s world, in her opinion, was a nightmare of graves built upon tombs cemented with blood, and this more than anything else was why it needed to die.

“I couldn’t agree more.” The full horror of what she faced, and what she ultimately was, had begun to sink in, but with it came a resolve to bring it to an end, one way or another. “I regret to say that I’ve done my part in keeping the clock ticking, though I had hoped, at least, that it would lead to less death overall.” She shook her head. “To be quite frank it’s taking all I have to not explode in a berserk rage right now, given I’m learning that my entire existence is a falsehood and I’ve done naught but perpetuate this accursed world for however long I’ve been in it. I don’t even know how long I have until I’m replaced with yet another shade with no idea she’s championing something so vile, to boot.”

Yayama paused and took a deep breath. “But calmer heads must prevail in the face of something like this. Is there a place to meet up with those two? I’d like to channel this energy toward something productive.” She glanced down and grimaced. “After I change into something less. . . shiny. Though the fact that I’m wearing it means that some part of me knew something was wrong.”

The wolf moved close, fur brushing against the little woman, in a sympathetic gesture, before informing her about the link pearl chat that had been going on while they’d been conversing. Namely that it existed, that a lady named Primrose had the way to distribute them, and that they were going to meet up at the Banishin’ Flats as it seemed to be a good place to stay overnight. Perhaps, she thought, Yayama was familiar if she’d been in town for a bit?

“You guys have linkpearls?” It hadn’t taken her long to sort out that the vast bulk of what she saw around here wasn’t anything she was familiar with, and that this was because the World of Light was some kind of mishmash of a thousand different realities, so to hear a familiar term was almost a surprise. “But yeah, I have the general idea of where that’s at. I’ll be heading that way. Unless you had other business you needed some assistance with first?”

The divine wolf replied that she did not, and that she’d be more than happy for the guidance and company.
A Random(?) Encounter


wordcount: 2747 (+3)
Location: Forbidden Kingdom - Shinjuku
Bowser Jr: Level 15 EXP: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(277/150)
Rika: Level 11 EXP: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(213/100)


”Oh come on! They fused tapes again?!” Jr cried out in dismay at the sight of the cybernetic alien fairy.He’d missed its dramatic creation due to needing to stop his mad shell spin around the backlot of the cafe, and had wound up basically at the other end of it as a result..

”No, it’s something else!” Rika replied, practically face to face with the fusion. She was really, really regretting not just wearing all her gear under the ‘disguise’ tape now. No armor. No drones. No spear. No rigging. Just her and her gauntlets against whatever this beautiful nightmare was.

The unknown being shifted their weapon into a staff grip as their voices harmonized, backed by an ethereal resonance. Of the two, though, Eunie’s voice sounded slightly stronger. “This is our Interlink–our bond as Ouroboros made manifest. Been a while since we had to pull this out, but don’t think we’ve gotten rusty.” They thrust their off-hand out as their blade-wings unfolded to extend pink light pinions. ”If you threaten our family, we’ll show you no mercy!”



“Get ready for this!” The Interlink threw themselves forward in a wild tornado lariat, lashing with not just their wing-blades but the light wings within. Their graceful yet vicious art covered enough ground to threaten both koopa kids while evading their attacks, and on hit would debuff their accuracy. ”Raptor Raid!”

”We didn’t even do that ahhh!” Jr cried out as he magma rushed to the side, leaving a mine for them to run into. He peppered her with iron spikes as he did, but the spinning blades deflected those where they didn’t simply shatter the crude metal.

Rika meanwhile had simply not had the space to evade, the ship girl being battered by blades and only blocking some with her gauntlets as she was thrown aside by the whirlwind attack. She tumbled to the concrete ground of the lot, but tough girl that she was she was pushing herself back up to her feet a moment later, summoning Maria to charge up an attack she’d unleash later as she did so.

After passing harmlessly through the magma mine and the flechette spray, the Interlink fluttered up into the air, flanked by the disjointed wing-blades that hung beside their body as if physically attached. They moved away from the buildings nearby, leaving the basketball court itself to hover over the adjacent parking lot. Their blade-wings closed, then oriented themselves to become floating cannons that fired pinions down like nails as they drifted back toward the ground.

Jr kept on dashing to and fro, zig zagging back and forth across the basketball court and making himself an erratic target, even if it was one moving in straight lines. As he did this, the kid held his paintbrush to the ground, slicing lines of burning ink across the ground, gradually transforming the battlefield into one where they’d have a terrain advantage.

Rika Meanwhile was left to leap and slide out of the way of the shots. Neither returned fire while doing this, aware that what goes up must come down, and not at all interested in hitting random bystanders out past the carpark.

Even beyond a mild inclination to not kill random strangers, this was Galeem’s world, and who knew what legendary power some random person on the street might bring into the fight if they survived falling stray bullets.

Instead, when the interlink got close to the ground the pair both rushed them. Rika bullet jumped forwards while Jr dashed in, and when both got close they unleashed burning ink, with Rika firing her grizco blaster (the short range flack cannon nature of its shots mitigating the accuracy debuff she had) and Jr whipping his brush up to send a splash of it forwards.

Though the Interlink’s feet didn’t quite touch the ground as they continued to hover, they were well within their opponents’ range. They held their staff vertically as the blade-wings came together like a shield, albeit a rather ineffective one that blocked only a small portion of the incoming damage. ”Tch!” While on the defensive they instinctively glanced over at Clover, who’d already backed further away, hiding behind one of the parked cars. The sight seemed to sharpen their resolve, and the Interlink whirled around as their blades became wings once more. Ethereal feathers spread wide as the air churned. ”Typhoon Field!” A miniature cyclone went off over an area around them, and while the airburst dealt only middling damage, it also healed the Interlink back to full. ”You won’t outlast us!”

”No fair! Only we’re allowed to do that!” Jr shouted at them as they were buffeted back, before casting ”Afflatus Rapture” using one of the lilies on his healing gage that had been charging up all fight. The resulting insta-cast pulse healed him to full and partially healed Rika, who then promptly re-summoned Maria to heal her the rest, the striker delivering a bloody slam that stole the interlink’s vitality.

”All the ink types!” Rika then requested, as she switched to the basic poisonous goop and tried to coat her in that as well. As she did, she proceeded All Out Assault, resulting in an even faster fire rate and triple shot for 5 subsequent shots. Jr joined in, splashing her with electric goop as well, adding to the burning they’d already applied.

“Hngh!” When struck by the striker, the Interlink returned fire with light arrows, but when the All Out Assault kicked off they knew better than to stuck around. They took flight, soaring away into the air to try and outpace the bombardment as they worked toward a more manageable range. For a few moments they floated through the air above the rooftops, intermittent shots raining down on the goopy basketball court. Still, while they’d escaped, the element-infused barrage they’d received was nothing to sneeze at. They would need to make the most of this range advantage while they still could. As they raised their staff like a sniper rifle, their blade-wings adhered to it, then fanned out. Arcs of plasma sparkled around it. ”Lightning Arrow!” A bolt blasted down at Junior specifically, unblockable and knockback-inducing.

The kid promptly went flying backwards, smacked into a parked pickup and set off its car alarm, his paintbrush flying off and clattering to the ground away from him. His shell at least took a bunch of the impact to the vehicle, but he also got semi stuck in it thanks to the spikes, and had to scramble to try and pull himself out.

At that point Rika was halfway through wall-jumping up the building, and so she kept going to try and prevent any follow up shots. She landed on the roof, high jumped off of it, double jumped for more height, feather fall rune jumped for even more, and then released a charged up vaultbreaker punch to clear the rest of the distance to the flying foe.

Careening through the target, launching them up in the process, she then aim-glided in the air in order to turn her other gauntlet around so she could fire the grappling hook back at the Interlink. It whizzed across the gap, latching on, and then as it reeled her in she charged that same gauntlet as she did so that right after the weaker grappling punch hit, she could immediately slam another vaultbreaker punch into them for a third hit, completing her denting blows combo to deal an extra 3 punches worth of damage and knocking 20% of their armor off. On top of the 18% she was already ignoring due to the 3 dots on the interlink.

Then, both gauntlets shorting out due to magic usage, she’d fall back down to the world below.

Thanks in part to the car alarm, which seemed to distract and unnerve the Interlink somewhat, Rika managed to ascend through a rain of pinions and land a few hefty blows against the Interlink that they definitely felt. Though much tougher than the sum of their parts, this fused form wasn’t specialized for defense or evasion. While their face remained static, showing no emotion, they gave voice to an irritated grunt as Rika descended. ”Not good. These mudders are tough…” They glanced back at Junior and the caterwauling pickup truck. That shrill racket would draw attention like moths to a flame, and not just from the owner. ”We’re running out of time. Let’s switch things up.”

The Interlink deconstructed around their core, then reformed into a new shape, an almost priestly-looking being clad in ghostly white garb. Immediately, this body split into seven identical copies, and when the doppelgangers cast their arms out, swarms of paper dolls streamed forth like shoals of fish to strike their opponents again and again.

”Oh come on!”

Rika raised her hand to the heavens, the switch having given her gauntlets enough time to recover from the magic overload, and started firing burning goop, using the rapid fire close range cannon to burn paper dolls coming at her. After 8 of these shots, namely no time at all, all out assault triggered again, forming an all out wall of ink blasts right up until the gun’s tank ran dry.

Jr meanwhile tried to dodge, but the swarm was able to nick him three times… and then started slamming into an invulnerability shield as his Stygian Turtle Shell boon proceeded and gave him 3 seconds of invulnerability. He used these to insta cast ”Afflatus Solace!” on both him and Rika, expending the other two lilies in the healing gauge and blooming the blood lily on his arm in the process.

He immediately expanded this to launch a cast of ”Afflatus Misery!”, causing a bloody red bolt trailing petals to slam into one of the doppelgangers and unleash a 5 yard blast that did half the primary damage to any others caught in the blast. Unfortunately, they’d spread out enough that no others were.

After both of these defensive moves, the pair were left to dodge again, both heading for cover behind the alarmed car as they did so.

”Think people’ll notice?” Rika asked as they regrouped.

Several illusory Interlinks had been destroyed by Rika’s saturation fire, but more had appeared. Now four floated a few feet off the ground, two in the basketball court and two in the parking lot. Toward the end of the barrage, one plowed straight through the onslaught, automatically evading attacks as they used their art. ”Atomize!” Paper dolls flew up and detonated like low-altitude fireworks, their explosions of white and orange confetti able to inflict Blowdown and Blaze. As they followed up with continuous flurries of dolls, the Interlink kept in mind what they’d calculated to be the cooldown of Junior’s healing.

”Oww” Jr complained from the floor, before hissing ”Probably” through the pain of the flames. ”So we gotta make this quick”

While Rika rolled onto her back and tried to gun down the one that had just blown them up, Jr used his brush to push himself to his feet, forming iron knives as he did so. Once up, he launched them in a shotgun spray at the next closest copy, with instructions for any that missed to pivot in the air and blast towards the third closest.

The gunk from Rika’s blaster splattered against the Interlink’s sleeve as they held it up as a shield, backpedaling as fast as possible. Two illusions appeared atop them, then fanned out as they tried to make room, but only the one on the left bore the splotches Rika inflicted. Using that cue, Junior made sure his knives hit the mark. Lightly damaged, the Interlink grumbled in annoyance as they shook the sludge off. ”My thoughts exactly.” Now Taion’s voice sounded stronger. ”Let’s bring this farce to a close.”

They held their palms up, and paper dolls streamed in from all directions. They clumped up, forming into huge boulders that the Interlink then cast forward. Held up by paper dolls, the great stones floated over the koopa kids’ heads, ready to fall. In the moment that their foes’ attention was divided, the one Interlink became six, scattered above the parking lot. In the distance, the combatants could begin to hear police sirens. The sound seemed to frighten Clover, which in turn provoked a quick, almost unnoticeable glance from the nearest Interlink.

About half way though this Jr had called out ”Team up!” as he ran towards Rika as she was getting up. She, in turn, had paused in a crouch and given him the time needed to hop on her shoulders. The boy raised his paintbrush high and holy power cascaded down from it into Rika’s gauntlets as she squared up to unleash a flurry of blows to all the copies. At that tell, however, she focused in, lunging forwards to deliver a right hook to the air out of which a radiant shockwave blasted, enveloping the true interlink. Then as quick as could be she delivered a left hook, then another right, left, right, left, right, each one unleashing another concussing blast. The final left hook did not have such a blast. Instead she tapped her chest with a finger and then punched forward a friend-heart towards the pair of parents to free them from this Galeem inflicted madness.

With well more than double their constituents’ collective vitality, the Interlink weathered the storm of blows as best they could. Paper dolls surged in the background as they gathered the strength they’d need to turn the tables. ”Eightfold-!”

Rika’s friend heart, delivered a fraction below the requisite seventy-five percent threshold, cut through the noise and stripped the Interlink’s will to fight. ”No…” They sounded horrified as they stared up into the sky. ”It can’t be…not again!” The priestly being collapsed like wet laundry, deconstructing into light as Taion and Eunie took form again.

“Mommy! Daddy!” Clover ran forward, stumbling onto her knees next to her parents as she grabbed their shoulders. Tears ran down her face as she scowled at the koopas. “G-go away! I-I won’t-!”

“I-It’s alright, love,” Eunie scooped up her daughter with one arm as she rose, shakily, to her feet, the car behind her used as support. In the tumult of conflicting emotions that threatened to subsume her, her smile was one of reassuring pride. “Attagirl…”

Taion was breathing heavily, his eyes wide. “We…we have to go.” He glanced at his former opponents, unsure about their intentions, then took his wife’s hand and led her away in a hurry. A moment later and the family was gone, without even bothering to pick up the broken cassette tapes they left behind.

”Hey wait! We need to tell you stuff!” Rika called out, but they weren't coming back, prompting her brother to add ”koopakid64!” before they vanished from sight.

”What is that?” Rika asked, as she ducked down to loot the tapes, before sailing over the inky mess they’d made of the backlot to grab Jr’s duffle bag and stuffing them into it.

”It’s the username for the internet stuff” Her brother replied, as he accepted the bag from her, before insisting ”now let’s get out of here!” as the sirens got closer and closer.

”Mmm hmmm” she agreed, before starting to walljump up onto the building with Jr still on her shoulders so they could parkour away from trouble.


The Oracle nodded in approval of Muste being extra thorough with ensuring the child was dead. True, there was only a tiny possibility that the boy had had his heart on the other side, but the Oracle’s skewed statistical perspective meant that it thought that was far more likely than it actually was. As such, also removing the brain was an excellent idea.

It was prevented from thinking about why the specific method of slurping it out was being used by the dungeon’s empowerment and the miraculous empowerment and healing that came along with it. Having partially seen too it’s own wounds, the Oracle was put right back up to full fitness as a result of the restoration, which was nice as the burn healing wasn’t pretty or painless.

“Praise be to fate for smiling upon us this day!” it sang with hands raised to the heavens upon receiving this blessing, before declaring “may we use its favor well, and enact bloody retribution in the name of the fallen! The false gods and their pawns shall pay for taking Lil’ Zogi from us, may his soul find everlasting wonder in fate’s heaven”

It was only a little bit after it had finished declaring this that Zogi returned to them, prompting it to say “Oh. You are back” in a tone that made it seem a little disappointed, before quickly adapting its previous declaration to “they shall pay for temporarily taking your life!” before turning to the most important matter, namely the gambling

“I shall see to the rolling!” It declared, before pulling out a d4 and rolling a three on it, which according to it meant that “Beginner's Dungeon Gacha!” was the choice to be made, which it also declared meant “fate knows what we need”

It then rolled a d3 dice, which looked like a triangular prism with rounded edges, and got a three, which meant “Basic Summoning” again. It seemed a little hesitant at first at this result, before insisting that “fate will provide!”

After that, all that was left was manual labor, and to that its first thought was prayers rather than action. At least its prayers did something

“Oh holy fate, grant onto these humble laborers a boon to ease their efforts in doing your divine bidding" it asked the heavens, before it promptly rolled 8d8s again, this time at the pile of work tools, and getting a thirty two as a result.

Again.

“Miraculous!”

Light surrounded the pickaxes, which gained a ghostly dozen toothpick sized pickaxes floating around the shaft, just below the actual axe part. When the kobold gave theirs an experimental swing and struck stone, the little doppelganger pickaxes all lashed out one after the other in rapid fire, pinging off of the struck spot before returning to their orbit. This mostly made things nosier as each swing was followed by a machinegun fire of bonus hits, but it was slightly boosting their digging power. Slightly.

It was better than causing hiccups at any rate, though the boon lasted about as long as a bout of those.

Blessing given, it then checked if Salbjörg still needed healing and also if she consented to its rather invasive methodology of doing so. If she did, it would phase its hands through her back and find its way to her bruised ribs the long way around, before carefully tinkering away to repair her cells and put things back where they all belonged, humming hymns as it did so.

Once that was done it would actually help with the mining, though not by swinging any pickaxes around. Instead it assisted with stone transport. Its massive hands could phase through miners and ground alike, before selectively touching only the stone and dust they’d dug up in order scooped it all up into its cupped hands. Then, acting like a floating dump truck, it would transport the excavated material to the room second away from the core which it thought made for a good middle ground from storing their excess materials for the moment, at least until they got a report back about outside and how easy dumping stone out there would be.
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