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Edward Portsmith: Level 8 (20 cells) (1 level up stored) //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (68/80)
Time and place Frozen highlands - The Midnight Walk - Thursday Morning


Well used to being on the road or shacked up in whatever lodgings were available, Edward went through his morning routine with regimented efficiency, having awoken at six without need for any sort of alarm. He washed, shaved, dressed, rearmed, and then got stuck right into the task at hand without much thought, mind instead focused on reviewing their surroundings once more with the scout swarm.

”Region still seems calm, no hostiles spotted” He would report upon joining the others, before also saying that ”The Avenger seems to have passed by and dropped off a batch of those pal-spheres thanks to Ace’s efforts last night, though it seems that we’ll need metal and cement if we want superior versions”

Fortunately ‘capturing’ the already tame Snoruyo didn’t prove much of an issue, as he could simply order them to not resist. He considered capturing some of the others, but the traffikrab was entirely happy to perch on the coach, while the two Somnacanth derived impossible creatures were entirely capable of keeping up with the sheildrix drawn stagecoach.

Assuming they could be kept fed. Both were ravenous for protein due to their predatory components, and they weren't exactly swimming in provisions to feed them.

Fortunately, the road provided a solution, as, after they spotted (and spooked) the first wild sheep, Edward came up with a plan. He slowed their progress a little so that the two predators could slink into the woods and, within, get ahead of the coach. Then, once there, he used a drone to guide them to a spot behind some grazing sheep, where they lay in ambush. Finally, he moved them forwards, the thunder of hooves and rumble of wheels startling the herbivores, and sending them running right into a wave of sleep gas produced by the Chillanth.

With their prey out cold, it and then Somnadrix could then dig in, ripping hunks off of the prey species as they slayed them, leaving detaching mouthfuls of meat or gored out guts of the animals behind as the rest of them turned to ash.

Not exactly a very efficient way of eating prey, Edward thought, but then speculated that Galeem’s reality simply spawned in replacements to keep the population numbers up. Plus keeping the predators unsated made them more likely to attack people or places, which was a state of affairs he would not be surprised was an intention feature of this slaughterhouse of a reality.

Still, respawning prey or not, there were only so many wild sheep to be found along the road, and the ambushes were hardly perfect to boot. As such they ended up acquiring a scant nine spirits from this effort.

These were handed off to Sandalphon for processing. Initially they made use of the symbol of avarice, but when the first 4 spirits produced more worked goods than raw meat, they speculated that its upgrading of crushing results might have been getting in the way of their aim. Subsequent hatless testing proved this to indeed be the case, giving them a mix of the meat they desired, along with a few crafting components.



The ‘higher quality’ items weren't entirely useless at the very least. The rug provided a slightly softer surface for the stage coach riders to rest their feet on, while the window, weird as it was stylistically, let light and a view into the tomb of an interior for the first time during the journey.

The mutton, naturally, went into the stewpot, while the crook could at the very least be used as firewood, and perhaps someone could make use of the wool to craft some extra clothing if they wanted it.

Or it could be used as a crude pillow.

Either way, that was going to be their lot, as the forests eventually petered out, and was soon replaced by a burnt out town which Samdalphon requested they take their time heading through town.

Edward had zero problem with this, as he’d let the scout drones he’d not dismissed take a look at the unorthodox road ahead, and wanted to experiment before they gave it their own go.

Thus, while the sheldrix trotted through town at a more leisurely pace, and the two sheep hunting creatures laid down to properly digest their meals, Edward created and sent forth a swarm of inferno puppies to see what the odd green arrows on the road ahead did. Which was how anyone looking got to watch a pile of pyro pups go tumbling through the air when they where launched at high speed by the boostpads

Edward considered this to be ”Intresting” out loud, but internally wasn’t exactly looking forward to putting the stage coach through that. Hence, when he found out Tenna had set up traps for the (smaller) rabbits, he decided they should entirely stop for just a little bit to wait for them to sprung, allowing him time to seek out a slight solution to the problem of flying uncontrollably through the air.

Unfortunately, after setting up a creature chamber, and adding a stray snowy owl feather and a strand of ovis wool into the sample receiver, he came to an unfortunate discovery.

”I regret to report that we won’t be able to create flying creatures using the creature chamber. I am unsure why this restriction exists, perhaps it is due to the size changed, but its there”

Which meant that they were going to have to strap in and face the music head on without any shewls providing stabilizing flight when the stagecoach went the way of the inferno puppies.

”Best strap in and hold on tight when we get moving, it is going to be something of a bumpy ride”


The Oracle’s impassioned speech was all well and good, but the fact was that the summoned minions were all dead tired from their outing, and so it’d be mostly down to the bosses to carry the day. That left it eight vs five (maybe six) and that was being generous when it came to the capability of the defenders.

Fortunately, while Kleine wasn’t going to be pulling much weight in the actual fight, her handy Monitoring ability meant they could keep track of the intruders as they stumbled into the traps Schnupfen had set up. Naturally the Oracle took credit for the traps being there in the first place, but it did congratulate the specter on the specific placement of the traps.

For all his fright at the news of intruders, he certainly was running away with the game when it came to killcounts so far.

All too soon, however, they were functionally out of traps that could be bumbled into, and were going to have to intervene.

Zogi’s plan on how to do this was. Well. Interesting?

The Oracle would have not have gone with this if they’d taken the time to properly plan. It was frankly absurd, but now was hardly the time for critique. Now was the time to improvise, and the Oracle promptly yes and-ed the goblin with gusto

“Kleine, we must assist this distraction! Send in the backup dancers!“ The Oracle insisted, hoping that the illusionist could do work that was that complicated. As it did this, it rolled its dice behind the corner, and prayed “oh fate, grant this foolishness your favor, and give him a refugee in his audacity!”

The little diamonds clinked quietly on the floor, and rolled a glorious 42 of empowerment.

Then as soon as they’d come to a stop, they started moving again.

One bounced up and down against the floor, producing a thudding drum beat. Another two rubbed together to squeak like a violin. Four more were thrummed in the air to produce the heavy notes of a base, while the final shimmied in the air or clacked against the wall to make the sounds of a tambourine. With their powers combined, a jaunty tune was played by the many hands of an unseen Lonely Puppeteer.

As the music played, the Oracle phased its head through the ceiling, arched it over the wall and then brought just its eye out above the goblin, before using a highly spread version of its eye beam to put a spotlight on the dancer. Should he come under threat however, the Oracle was entirely ready to tighten the beam and give any would-be stage crashers a nasty singeing.

2075 +1 (+10)
Edward Portsmith: Level 8 (20 cells) (1 level up stored) //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (66/80)
Location Frozen highlands - The Midnight Walk


It was a bone tired Edward that sat back down as the evening drew late. Sword fighting practice after stomach turbulence had perhaps not been his wisest decision, but he had owed it to Ramatta to help him hone his edge with his new, well, edge. Plus raising their little army’s fighting capabilities was worth it on its own merits.

It was only after he sat down on the couch next to the dozing traffikrab that he realized he had entirely forgotten to ask the omnic about what space had been like.

Well. There was always tomorrow, he supposed. The machine man was perfectly pleasant to interact with after all, so having something to discuss with him while traveling was a boon in a way.

Still, having recalled something he had forgotten to do reminded Edward to do another thing, and that was to see to the non-food related resources the Ace Cadet had acquired, especially the Palladium. This necessitated stomping back out into the cold again as the man retrieved the ore from the stage coach, and prepared to send them to the avenger for processing. As for how he was going to get them processed, he did the same as they had with their spare pal-sphere, namely cutting a page from his journal and using it to write a note which he sent along with the ore, requesting its usage in manufacturing more spheres. He also sent the silver and sticks and stones Ace had collected back as well. He wasn’t exactly sure about those last bits, but the man had collected them for a reason, and so into the armory they went.

He could only hope the process of pal sphere creation was simple enough that it could be prepared before they set off the next day. Otherwise the snoruyo’s inability to keep up with the stage coach when traveling at full clip was going to be an issue.

With that resolved, the man dearly wished to return to the warmth, but instead had to preoccupy himself with ensuring their defense.

Destroyed drones were replaced, and the remainder recalled to form a proper perimeter around the manor. He also moved the impossible creatures around, such that there were groups near each of the obvious entrances. Naturally, they'd be sleeping but as a backup to the drones, they’d suffice.

Such a backup was needed because he himself could not exactly actively monitor the drones while he was sleeping. They’d alert him if they were destroyed, or spotted something big, but something subtle could get past them.

Thus the impossible creatures.

Thus, also, a few spider thread based trip wires rigged to fire random armory firearms, which he was sure to inform the others about.

With all that set up, the man finally retired to one of the rooms. There he finally removed his armor, got in some good stretches, and retired to bed. With his new Traffikrab companion at the foot of the bed, a sword and pistol on the nightstand, and a rifle leaned up against the wall, the Dreadnaught finally allowed himself to fully relax, and, soon enough, drifted off to sleep.

wordcount: 1,262 (+3)
Location: Forbidden Kingdom - Esaka’s Low Tier
Amaterasu: level 9 (1 level up stored) EXP: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (43/90)


Some way along the same wooden bridge that Terry, Sho, the Captain and Lee where about to square off on, a young kickboxer paused halfway through doing her hair up into a ponytail, blinking in confusion as the Heavenly Principles applied their balancing changes. Before her had been a white wolf, which had been a little strange but not entirely out there. Now, as the heavens bestowed upon her sight beyond sight that she might be able to truly see her opponent, there stood before her something far more divine.

Amaterasu for her part wasn’t quite as surprised this time as she had been when this had happened with Rare, but she was still taken a little aback when the woman, one Tia Langray, was only struck with awe for a pair of heartbeats. Then she shrugged, finished doing up her hair, and then got into a fighting pose.

The divine wolf let like she was owed just a little more reverence than that.

Then again, this was a lot more preferable to the monster that was Rare mouthing off at her for her deceptiveness (as if the mortals not being able to see her true divinity was her fault) so she got over her own feelings after a mere moment too, and went into her own fighting stance.



AMATERASU VS. TIA LANGRAY
READY… GO!





Right out the bat, Tia whipped a fist around to launch a “Rapid Gale!” towards the divine wolf

Amaterasu dodged to the left to avoid it, claws digging into the wooden bridge as she lunged, and then again as she brought herself to a stop before she went over the side.

Unlike on the nice round island, space was at a premium here, and Tia took full advantage as she leapt up and brought down a “Soul Spike!” towards the divine wolf.

The kick slammed down into the deck as the divine wolf backed up, paws not positioned to move to the right due to her leftward lunge.

Having planned for this, Tia lunged out of her landing pose into a lunging jab that bopped the wolf right on the snout. Not able to chase any more form that position, she comboed the punch into another “Rapid Gale!” that knocked the wolf entirely out of her reach.

A fair amount of effort for what was ultimately light damage.

The divine wolf caught herself with her claws, and then shook her fur as Tia got back to her feet.

The mortal woman closed in again, but the divine wolf had a read on her now. She was, ultimately, only human.

Which meant she had to be careful, just in an entirely different manner to the fight with Rare.

She ducked around a probing punch from Tia, and then, rather than drive her sun disk home like she was entirely capable of doing, head butted the kickboxer in the stomach, knocking her back.

She then made a grab for the woman’s bandage protected arms with her jaw, only to get a lignthing fast kick to the jaw for her efforts.

She then rushed to capitalize, delivering an elbow jab into left-hook combo and then rolling it straight into a ”Mirage Spear Kick!” that struck the wolf thrice before she was knocked out of its reach.

Amaterasu, upon recovering from that strike, promptly stayed out of Tia’s reach, circling the woman like a mundane wolf. Seeking an opening for a grab.

“Stupid animal! You're losing, you can’t run out the timer!” one of Terry’s hecklers yelled over, but that sort of crowd wasn’t here for her. Instead it was a small gaggle of Yokai that had it out for the divine wolf

“Rigged! Match thrower!” Yelled one who’d seen her fight at the teahouse

“You're disrespecting Jun Kazama’s blessing, you useless goddess!” Called out the one who’d tried to steal her letter of recommendation

“To chicken to use that sword on a human are ya?!” shouted another she’d cut to ribbons during the seethe

That last one caused her ears to flap down because, in a way, it was true.

She was worried about harming this blameless human.

“Sword?” Tia echoed in confusion, because the wolf hadn’t even equipped the blade for this fight. Not that she’d been using her sun disk or devout beads either.

The kick boxer frowned, thinking for a moment, before taking an unnecessary gamble and closing the distance on the wolf by expending a super gage and using ”Burning Revolver!” to go rocketing towards her.

The divine wolf’s eyes opened wide, she tried to move out the way, recognized in a moment of paused time she’d never make it, and then made a decision. Her back arched, her divine disk swung out, and struck the side of the living projectile. The disk slammed into the divine wolf’s side, but stayed between her and Tia’s energy, allowing her to slide past the super with merely singed fur.

The two hit the deck, back to back, and there was a pause in the fight.

“So those aren't just for show then?” Tia asked casually as she turned back, before flipping her pony tail and crouching down into her fighting stance and demanding “Come on, show me what you can really do!”

The wolf crouched down into her own, but uncertainty still gripped her heart. Time, however, was running out, as if she didn’t even the damage scales, the ticking timer would seal her fate.

As it turned out, however, it wasn’t the divine wolf for whom the clock of inevitability was going to be ringing.

DING!

DING!



K.O.
WINNER IS TERRY!




Tia blanched at the news, but then regained her composure, starting to call out “Come on Lee we can still-” to her still standing team member, only for him to let her down.

DING!

DING!



K.O.
WINNER IS CAPTAIN FALCON!




DING!

DING!



GAME SET
WINNER IS TEAM SEEKERS OF FIGHT!




“Awwww” Tia groaned, standing up straight and then kicking the deck of the bridge, lightly scuffing it. That was her only show of disappointment however. The Yokai were a bit more noisy as they actively booed Amaterasu

“Dead weight!” “Carried!” “Worthless goddess!”

“Oh get lost would you!” Tia yelled at them, before sighing and stuffing her bandaged hands in her pockets and addressing the goddess “You were holding back, weren't you? I get that you think you were trying to be nice, but that’s just kinda rude”

The wolf had the good graces to look a little embarrassed about this fact.

Tia sighed, and then pulled a hand out of her jacket to remove her hair tie and let her hair down. As she said “I don’t know what you are, but trust me. We’re fighters. We know we’re going to get hurt. So if you want to win this, to be a credit to your team, you gotta give it your all, ok?” ending what had been a through dressing down with a thumbs up and an encouraging smile.

The divine wolf looked at this gesture, over where the other fighters were, hers who had ‘carried’ her, Tia's who had let her down, and then back at the kickboxer, to which she extended the rare privilege of an imitation of a human gesture: a simple nod.

“Good!” Tia replied with a clap of her hands. Then she turned to go meet up with her team mates and, as did she said “next time then, we’ll fight for real!” before hurrying off, leaving the divine wolf with her thoughts and burdens.

wordcount: 576 (+1)
Location: Forbidden Kingdom - Esaka’s Pools
Bowser Jr: Level 15 EXP: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(304/150)
Rika: Level 12 EXP: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(140/110)


Rika turned her gaze away from Pit’s match and towards her brother, who was staring at his phone instead. In one corner, a little window displaying the fight was shown, a red dot indicating it was being recorded.

The shot angle wasn’t great.

The rest of the screen was taken up by a 3d view of Seek walking through a digital archive of forum posts and guides.

”Find anything else?” Rika asked to which her disgruntled brother replied ”Ugh. Kinda. Apparently you need these things called ‘Digimon’ to do hacking? This net setup is so weird”

”Ok… So do you have one?”

”Nope! Trying to figure out how they even work first”

”Alright” Rika replied with a shrug, before leaning in over his shoulder and asking their Ai companion ”Anyone done with their fights yet Seek?” prompting the Net-Navi to pull up a helpful list they had been compiling in the background.

”Uh huh. Yup. Them. Her. Out already?” she said to herself as she went over it before thinking and asking ”Wait, how’d you even know all these people are seekers? And their names?”

”Yeah I didn’t even know that loser was a seeker”

“...”

”You can just do that? Huh” Rika replied to the explanation about matching names to faces the AI had done.

”See this is why I was kinda vague on the emails we sent to Clover’s folks. If any of the Consuls are using people like Seek to keep an eye on stuff we’re in trouble if we don’t act smart” Jr said, tapping his forehead as he did, before saying that ”Like if that one with the four kings cares at all she’ll know we’re already here from the names alone”

”I guess she doesn’t then, if she’s not come after us already”

”I dunno about that. Maybe she’s waiting to see if anyone gets taken out in the tournament? We’re gonna be here till it's done, so she can just sit back and scheme in the mean time” Jr speculated, before adding ”Or maybe she already did with G-Corp, n now that they failed she’s being a bad boss and getting rid of em? Or using em as bait”

”Maybe… Probably should still go after em to find out which it is though, right?” Rika suggested, to which her brother nodded in agreement and then said ”I’ll keep looking stuff up, you make a call n get everyone who’s done to meet up somewhere”

Rika in turn stepped away, raised a gauntleted finger to her ear and then paused as she tried to work out what she should actually say. After thinking for a moment, she ended up falling back on her memories of Abysall fleet radio commands, saying: ”Team members who have completed or failed their matches for the day are to report to the top of the southern Mid-Tier access lift!”

Even as she was saying it, she found she didn’t like it, and so right after adding a ”Um. Please?” followed by ”We were thinking of looking into that G-Corp stuff and it’d be good to, you know, get together n work out who’s actually free to do that stuff”

After having done this, she glanced over at Jr. The boy had been giving her a weird look, but upon meeting her gaze gave a smile and a thumbs up.

Rika sighed a little in relief, and then said, mostly to herself Well… hopefully that’ll work?”


With the trap situation sorted, and entirely ignorant of any enmity it had gained/generated from its actions, the Oracle went back to perusing the rest of the inventory and came up fairly short on usable items. A bunch of terrible quality resources for the most part, other than the metal.

It experimentally tried to melt the metals with its heat vision, but found it had nowhere near the intensity required to perform such a feat, leaving their valuable materials ironically the most worthless. Thus it was the worthless materials which had any actual worth in their current situation.

Though the cells of the leather and bone might be dead, it knew how they worked and thus provided little building blocks it could rearrange and fuse together however it pleased.

Thus, while the other two still in the dungeon swept and sweeped, the Oracle fiddled, fingers dancing through cells, rearranging them into shapes they were never meant to hold, till it had converted their tiny supply of bone and leather into an even tiny-er supply of leather handled bone knives.

Of course, the Oracle didn’t let its hard work speak for itself, and instead had to gable everything on a divine blessing. It rolled its traditional 8d8 worth of dice while praying to the heavens for a boon. This came up with a slightly below average but still respectable 30, which caused the blades to become serrated, fate improving the Oracle’s work rather than adding any magic effect.

It was only after it was done working that it decided to head over to find out what the clattering of stone in the next room was all about. This resulted in it discovering the halls had been both swept and cluttered with leaves, which it found very confusing. Perhaps, it speculated, it was to make it harder for sneaky adventurers to sneak around? Either way, it didn’t have to worry about such crinklyness, nor about setting off the traps that had been set, as it floated into the room where Zogi was busy playing with sticks while other hard workers (and one other goblin) took a break.

“Gloriouse news! I have produced weapons for you all!" It informed them, before beginning to say “you should begin practicing with them at once!” only to really take in the fatigue on the workers shoulders (and Zoppy’s sleeping state) and adjust its statement too “as soon as you are able!”

There was also the fact that, now that it thought about it more, only the goblins and perhaps the naga would benefit from the knives. The kobold was already armed, and the Treant really needed something bigger and more brutal. As such it also decreed that “This is only the beginning of my work! With time, I shall make greater and grander works with which to protect ourselves against those vile intruders!”

Indeed, it looked like there was now new material to work with, namely wood, and the Oracle was having ideas already, such as wrapping the material around one of their ingots to make a crude hammer. It was prevented from doing so by two things.

First, Zogi’s stick rubbing, which though it wasn't having much effect, did easily signal what he was trying to do

“Here, let my light guide you to glory!” the Oracle declared, as it stared at the sticks being rubbed, and focused its now a bit hotter heat vision on them. It wasn’t enough to ignite the material alone, but perhaps, together, they’d find success.

The second issue was Schnupfen flipping out and more or less exploding with fear as a result of sensing a dire portent. Said sensation came to the Oracle a moment later though rather than fear it responded with righteous fury.

“The defilers come again! The blasphemers! The heretics! To arms, to arms! We must protect our home!” it urged the monsters, reminding them that “We have weapons! We have numbers! We have traps! We have invigorated strength! Those fools who come to face us will be crushed like that child was under that rock!”
Bonus Round: Kulinary Kombat

wordcount: 4069 (+5) (+3 rapport)
Location: Forbidden Kingdom - Esaka’s Low Tier
Bowser Jr: Level 15 EXP: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(300/150)
Rika: Level 12 EXP: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(136/110)
Pit - Level: 8 - Total EXP: 311/80


Time flew while the kids were having fun, to the point that Zeus had to bid them farewell. Eventually, however, all the running and sailing around the pools caught up with them, and it became high time they took a break and refueled. Which to say, more simply, that it was high time they had lunch.

With the when being now, that inevitably raised the question of: where?

”We could portal over to Shinjuku? There were alllll those nice looking places in the… Shinobi district? No wait, the Sotenbori district!” Rika suggested, before adding/asking off handedly that”the cops’ll probably have stopped looking for us by now, right?”

”ehhhh, probably not” Jr replied with a ‘so so’ gesture regarding the latter question, before asking Pit ”Been anywhere good around here?”

"Uh, well... Yesterday we had lunch at a cafe with a big gold dragon, where we met Xilgrev. I think after that Sakura and a couple others found some kinda teahouse... And there's another couple places Terry mentioned before, barbeque and stuff." Clearly the angel remembered the food better than the names of the establishments. He looked out over the edge of the Pools Tier, where the sprawl of the Low Tier stretched out beneath them. "Most of them were down there, but since we're in the middle we could go up too."

Since it was such a big city, there really was no lack of choices for foodstuffs. There were street stalls, grocery and convenience stores with pre-prepared meals, taverns and bars, and restaurants ranging from homely mom-and-pops to corporate franchise locations to high class 'gastronomic experiences.' From where they were the group could even see a large establishment in the Low Tier, obviously more funded than many of its neighbors, with the tell tale signs of a restaurant being a giant fork and knife emblazoned on its side (along with a crown).

"What're you in the mood for?" Pit asked. Personally, he was kind of a glutton that would be fine with most anything.

Although after a beat he blinked and said, "wait, what happened in Shinjuku? You guys got in trouble?"

”Oh. I stole Seek, and then some bandit stole Jr’s phone and ran into this weird place called a hollow, so we followed him and ran into his friends who we killed a bunch of but then the cops showed up and didn’t like that even though they also didn’t like the bandits” Rika replied, clearly confused about why they’d taken issue with that.

”So we then ran away, hid, followed them back out of the hollow, juked past them by abusing the fact that they thought we’d do the whole Galeeming fight to the death thing. Then we got disguises, went to try and find out the cassette beast stuff, but got into a fight due to the whole Galeeming thing screwing up a friendly fight we were doing, and the cops didn’t like that either even if we made peace by freeing the people we were fighting. After that we mostly avoided any trouble by hanging out watching robot fights, ‘sept that one issue with those ninja kids I stuck to a wall with the gum that shrunk me which the cops probably also don’t like” Rika then added in an extended ramble, which Jr summarised as ”So yeah we stole n fought n ran away and they took issue basically. Mostly worked out in the end though”

The summary was appreciated, as Pit had started to get a little lost in Rika's vague, quick explanation. It definitely sounded like trouble alright, but the angel wasn't inclined to scold the royal siblings or anything. Honestly, it was kind of par for the course at this point. He did recall that besides their thoughts about lunch they had mentioned returning to the other city for supplies, so he said, "you think it was serious enough to put up wanted posters of you guys? You might have to get some disguises after all if you go back!"

Which would bring everything back around to something that had been brought up when they first arrived in the Forbidden Kingdom, and might be pretty fun to put together.

Before that though was the aforementioned lunch, as Pit's stomach let out a soft rumble. He blinked down at it, then back up.

"C'mon, let's head down a tier - and you can tell me more while we walk! Like why'd you steal Seek in the first place?"

”He seemed neat. Also, like, I just kinda asked how we’d copy them onto the phone, and then did that thing, and then everyone freaked out about that” Rika replied, having somewhat blundered into the first link onto their chain of criminality.

”Yeah…. They’ve been handy though. You kinda need a netnavi to use that place’s internet apparently. Didn’t really get it first, seems kinda a weird overcomplicated way to do it to be honest. Especially with how there’s like, demons and monsters and viruses all in there that can attack you. Buuuuut turns out having a little buddy who knows their stuff speeds it up a lot” Jr explained in more detail

”Mmm hmmm. So it all worked out” Rika agreed, before snapping her oversized metallic fingers before saying ”Oh, and for disguises, we already did that a bit using those cassettes. Here, see”

The ship girl tapped the cassette player at her hip, and in a blur of static had turned into a very suspicious looking monster. She toddled along in this form for a few moments, before the static consumed her once more and she changed back.

As she did this, Jr explained ”We headed back to the Under and nabbed that one. Worked great till we got into that cassette beast fight and misunderstood the rules, got in an actual fight, and that way the cops knew what our disguises were. So we’ll need new new ones I guess”

The whole transforming into a monster thing was pretty neat every time Pit saw it, even if it still didn't beat something like a robot's ability to transform and combine. He couldn't help but laugh a little at the sight of it though, since it was probably one of the least inconspicuous looking disguises he'd seen. Still, he guessed you couldn't beat becoming an entirely different person to evade being caught. He almost wanted to ask how it all worked, buuuuut there were already a lot of things he had to keep in mind. He'd already just chalked the talk of how the internet worked over there up to him apparently misunderstanding what the internet even was in the first place.

So instead he just said, "probably won't be a big deal to get another monster. We passed all those ones outside Esaka... maybe you could even get one in Esaka? You think those Yokai count?"

”Oh for sure. Problem would be weakening one in a fight without causing a whole load of trouble” Jr said, prompting Rika to suggest ”Maybe some’ll get mad and go out of town to cause their own trouble like when we came here?” which did seem like a safe bet, assuming they could find out when/where one was happening

At that Pit shrugged his shoulders. "If you head out of the city I'm sure there's plenty of other stuff you could use too. Oh, but make sure to show me any cool ones you get!"

As they talked the trio made their way to one of the lifts between tiers, a feature that all of the Seekers were becoming very well acquainted with. It was nice that inter-Tier travel wasn't restricted even if there was a clear economic divide between them. In that respect, and many, many others, Pit liked this city more than Midgar. Once the elevator came to rest on the ground of the Low Tier and let them as well as a handful of other people off, the Eastern aesthetic urban sprawl was available to them once more.

”Soooo, where’s this place you were talkin about?” Rika asked.

"The dragon place or the tea place?" Pit questioned right back, as he'd mentioned a couple. "I didn't see the teahouse, but that cafe... maybe around here?"

Since he'd just been following Amaterasu the first time as the goddess' nose had led them to the rest of the Seekers (and food) at the time, Pit wasn't entirely sure he was headed the right way. There were places and little landmarks he thought he recognized, but ultimately every corner he led them around failed to reveal Pao Pao Cafe anywhere.

Pit paused and scratched his head. "I guess it was on the other side? Hold on, I can definitely get us there!"

”Uh huh” Jr replied while not even looking up from his phone.

Though they could continue their search, there were other options. The large building they'd been able to spot from the tier above loomed on the next street they tried, conveniently close to one of the city's gates. Ease of access for those coming and going, perhaps? The bold sign outside showed the building's name along with the subtitles Esaka Branch, Culinary Dojo and Haute Cuisine and Dining Room Open, informing people passing by what its function was. There was an additional sign too, this one temporary and hung by the door, stating: Tournament Specials begin today.

”Specials? That sounds neat” Rika said when she saw it, before asking Pit ”Do you think they'll do something extra special because you're in the tournament?”

Having not considered that, Pit's eyes widened in excitement. "I hope so! Let's eat here and find out!"

The 'culinary dojo' was more upscale on the inside than one might expect, but not so much that it would make the common customer uncomfortable. The front of the house was quite large, and with a dining room on each side and a hallway leading to the back of the house, which was even bigger. Glimpses of kitchens could be seen, along with smaller cook stations at the back of the dining rooms... on raised stages, with a long dinner table in front of each. There were a few scattered guests seated already on each side, but the majority of activity seemed to be behind the scenes where the trio of Seekers could hear yelling, shouts of frustration and encouragement, and the clattering of pans.

Rika tilted her head at the sound, wondering what in Galeem’s world was going on back there.

They also could see a pink haired dwarf dressed in an ensemble somewhere between a chef’s coat and a cleric’s smock with a large meat tenderiser on her hip escorting a young man out by the ear. She marched right past the kids with him.

"Ye know what they say, if ye can't stand the heat...!" she said, shoving the man toward the door. He stumbled out of it while the woman dusted her hands off. As she turned to head back to where she'd come from she spotted the three guests, her demeanor changing slightly to be more friendly.

"Welcome in. Are ye here to eat or compete?"

”Eat!” Rika said at once, while it was Jr who asked ”Compeat in what?”

"The tournament of course," the woman responded. "Ye didn't think the only battles fought here in Esaka were with fists, did ye? Here in this branch people come from all over to try their hand at becoming a certified Battle Chef! Facin' down the toughest monsters for the most exotic and flavorful ingredients, makin' only the strongest meals fit for the strongest of fighters!"

Her words certainly enticed Pit, not so much trying to become a Battle Chef but getting to eat their food. "Ooh! Is that what the specials are for?!"

"The Specials is what we call our version of the Pools. But, we do have a few regular tourney specials on the menu this week," the woman laughed lightly. "You three are in time if ye want to sample our trainee Battle Chefs’ dishes for the tournament too. Ambassador Akebo's just about ready to judge."

Rika, who’d looked a little sad about the lack of specials, perked up right away about the fact that there was food available right away and instantly agreed to the sampling idea with a ”Yes please!” despite Jr looking a little hesitant at the idea of eating ‘trainee’ prepared food.

For what it was worth, Pit was completely on board with the idea. "I'm in! I'll eat anything you put in front of me!"

The dwarven chef laughed again at Pit and Rika's enthusiasm. If she noted Junior's trepidation, she didn't mention it, though she did say, "you're all in for a treat then. Hey, host! Seat these three, will ye?"

While the pink haired woman returned to the back of the house, a well dressed host ushered the kids to a table in the right-hand dining room. Now that they were in the space properly they could see that there were a quartet of people behind the raised cook stations in various states of sweaty or flustered. The last of the dishes they'd all prepared were being collected and distributed to the guests seated in the dining room, though the first of each went to the judge's table at the front of the room. There sat two men, one a distinguished older gentleman in ornate yi fu with a serious expression, and the other a more cheerful blonde man who had only just made it to his seat.

"Sorry for the wait!" he said. "Let's get started with the Specials! The chef who prepared the worst rated dish will be dropped from the tournament."

On stage, the four competitors on this side of the Brigade's building came out from behind their stations to smile at the guests, each of them confident in themselves. A muscular man already decked out in chef's attire, a cheerful woman in red, a turtle man who was certainly more of the former than the latter, and a young woman who was practically vibrating with anticipation.

At the table Rika, Pit, and Junior were seated at (along with everyone on the other tables) were pens and scoring cards that listed each of the four dishes along with a row of numbers from one to five. Moments later, four small plates were set before the three of them.

Akebo spoke again from the judge's table, clapping his hands together once. "The theme for today's match? Fire!"

”Why are they so small?” Rika whispered to her brother who replied ”It’s like samples, or whatever. We try a little bit each”

She thought about this for a moment, and then decided she liked this idea. All of the new flavor experiences, none of the hassle of getting lots of stuff being “too expensive” or worrying about the whole “not being able to finish your food” issue.

Then, wasting no more time, she picked up her cutlery, took a sample of the first dish, a dragon shank meatball, and then popped it into her mouth, before rolling the food around inside to get a good sense of the flavor. Jr, much less of a gourmand, just scarfed it down a solid helping of the same one with little hesitation. Which left Pit who happily stuffed the whole thing into his mouth at once.

It was good. More than good, even. Those looking to become Battle Chefs were not amateur cooks, so any worries they may have had about the quality were swiftly assuaged. It was also spicy, the meat hotly seasoned beneath the even hotter pepper-based sauce. Only the dollop of sour cream and the little piece of bread on the side did anything to cut the heat, though there was a pitcher of water and a few glasses provided for the diners as well.

Pit let out a puff of breath, color already coming to his cheeks. "Uuf! It's hot, but it's tasty!"

”Oh, wow, yup hooot” The girl who had lived on the blandest of rations for all but her last few weeks of existence agreed, having to (reluctantly) go for the water already, while the boy who could breath actual fire rolled his eyes while saying ”It’s not that hot, jeeze”

They'd arrived too late to have watched the live cooking processes, pans on high heat and bursts of flame from flambé, but the theme still came through just fine in the rest of the dishes as well. Armarock heart menudo, lantern fruit rellenos, and baurun spare ribs awaited the group, ranging from mildly spicy to pretty hot, touches of sweetness or creaminess making the flavors more complex, and each one as delicious as the last. As they ate their way through the Tournament Specials the dining room buzzed with pleased diners and the soft voices of the judges making comments to each other.

Once they were finished all that remained were the score cards, about which Lau announced, "once we come to our decision we will take the dining room's opinions into account if we have need of a tie breaker."

”Oh we’re just the backup? Takes the pressure off I guess” Rika said, mostly to herself, as she fiddled with the pen, before finally settling on the menudo for her first pick, while Jr rather predictably went for the spare ribs.

Once they'd decided their favorite food of the bunch and scribbled in their rankings, members of the wait staff came by to clear their plates and collect their cards. Right before lunch the three of them had just been standing on the edges of the Pools and judging various different matches going on, and this really wasn't much different besides the venue likely looking down on loud cheering or critiques shouted out. Even so, in the dining room across the hall they could hear some muted, scattered applause and voices of congratulations as that half of the Tournament Specials wrapped up. If one cared to look, the culinary competition's schedule could be found on a free standing sign by the entrance or online: similarly to the martial arts tournaments being held, it would go on over the next couple of days with two competitors eliminated each time until the final head to head. Opening day featured a lunch and a dinner round, while the next two were dinner only. Eight hopefuls, out of which only one would join the ranks of the culinary elite and be bestowed the honor of becoming a Battle Chef - the victor declared on Saturday night, since both participants and brigade members still wanted to catch the finales of Esaka's martial spectacle on Sunday.

To be honest though, Pit was not very invested in the kitchen battleground. He could make a mean latte for Lady Palutena, but he'd never been much of a cook, his appreciation for the art limited to enjoying the end results. Plus there was the fact that he didn't even know which chef had created his favorite of the four dishes (the rellenos), and since his next match in his own tournament was going to be held shortly this afternoon he didn't want to spend a lot of time in the brigade building trying to find out.

"Maybe if we come back in a couple days we can see who ends up winning this whole thing," he said, though so long as he got to eat something good he didn't mind if they eschewed the brigade's tournament and stuck to take out. With a grin he added, "y'know, right before me and the others win all the other tourneys!"

”Yeah, if we can we should do that for sure!” Rika agreed enthusiastically, the set of mini-meals being exactly her thing as it turned out. Jr wasn’t particularly enthused by the prospect of having no choice in what they were served, but he liked seeing his sister happy so he shrugged and said ”Yeah, sure why not?”

With their meal finished the trio made their way out of the building. The afternoon had worn on, but there was still plenty of daylight left. The rest of the day was open for the royal siblings to do whatever they pleased with, and as for the gold team's captain? His 2nd match in the Mortal Kombat series would be coming up soon.

"Alright! I'm all fired up now, heheh!" Pit said, stretching his arms up over his head and then bouncing on the balls of his feet once he let them drop back down. He certainly didn't want to risk being late again, so he planned to head right back up the Pools. Before that though he asked, "What're you guys gonna do now? Wanna come back up with me and watch some more fights?"

”We’ll come see yours” Jr began, before glancing at his sister who nodded after a moment, and then added ”But maybe we should, like, do some productive stuff this afternoon? I was thinking of finding out more stuff about that G-corp group on the net. You know, do some snooping n hacking, find out what their deal was, see if people are actually trying to go after them, that kinda stuff”

”Maybe we figure out a way to record a Yokai as well? That way we can sneak back into Shinjuku some time” Rika suggested as well, as she wanted to ”Get some more money for robots n stuff”

Pit nodded; either or both options sounded like a good use of time to him. If they were going to spectate his next match too then maybe he'd even tag along to help them out afterwards, although... he should probably look into some new lodging for everyone, assuming bunking at individual dojos would be an issue. Briefly he thought up a convoluted plan to use Lady Palutena's power to warp Junior up to Skyworld where they could try and convince the goddess to let a little graffiti in the temple slide so that everyone could spend their nights up there.

Not a chance. These temple walls stay spic and span.

Well, local lodging it was then.

"If you guys need any help later just let me know! Now c'mon, let's head back up!"

2075 +3 (+6) (+50) (+3 rapport)
Edward Portsmith: Level 8 (20 cells) (1 level up stored) //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (55/80)
Location Frozen highlands - The Midnight Walk


They’d won, but in the end all their preparation, ingenuity and teamwork had paled in comparison to the power of a Guardian spirit. Edward wasn’t entirely sure if the impossible creatures were able to feel disbondent, or if he was just projecting and seeing their tiredness as something more, but they had certainly been lain lowest by the encounter. Really it was a miracle they were still alive, and that the monstrosity had been distractible enough that it hadn’t hunted them down.

He and they had done well enough in the mass battle, but that wasn’t what awaited them at the end of this road, now was it? It was one man, one self-proclaimed god, which presented a problem much more like what they had just faced.

Still, even if it was emotionally unpleasant to be reminded of this problem, it wasn’t anything that would be solved by idleness. As soon as everyone was ready, they were back on the road again. Which provided a slight problem as while the chillanth could stalk along at a relatively swift and steady pace, and the Trafficrab was small enough to ride the stagecoach, the stubby legged Snoruyo lagged behind, necessitating a golem escort to hang back as well.

The pause to let the seekers reunite at least gave them some time to catch up, but once everyone who’d gone to and from space (something he was very much looking forward to discussing with Ramattra) was onboard, they stuck following in its wheeltracks again.

It was a good thing they’d be stopping soon and the creatures could catch up, but the issue would likely prove to be a greater problem tomorrow.

While traveling out from the spire, Edward made sure to fill Sandalphon in on what she had missed, speaking through one of her screens to avoid having to shout through the thick walls of the stage coach. While the discussion of the combats was fairly dry, the both of them were experienced in giving and receiving such reports, his discussion of the revelation of the nature of the Naytibas was more conversational.

”As it turns out, these Naytibas were the result of humans transforming themselves into weapons to fight a second war against being known as Andro-Eidos. Apparently these Andros had declared themselves the new human race and then attempted to wipe out the ‘real’ humans” he said, before speculating that ”If they were rebelling creations or simply another kind of altered humans I can’t say, but a cautionary tale to be added to the ledger either way, certinly”

Although Sandalphon was especially weary and sore after the tense escape and then turbulent descent from the infested space station, her expression gave no sign as she listened at rapt attention. This extra information gleaned by the ground crew helped provide much-needed context to the odd conversation between Adam and Eve. The scavenger being a Naytiba explained a lot, and not just why she couldn’t connect to him via her ergo strings right after confirming that she could interface with Eve.

“So, that is the fate of mankind in the world they come from,” Sandalphon summarized. “An empty title abandoned by mutated aberrations and assumed by deluded machines. A story that reaches its turning point in the meeting between Eve, ‘an Andro-Eidos with the most advanced Unisonous Hyper Body ever seen’, and Adam, ‘the ultimate Naytiba that has not succumbed to its hostile instincts’.” She tilted her head slightly. “How strange to have witnessed the story’s end before learning all the necessary details. I am somewhat curious about the conclusion they reached…but in the end, it makes little difference. This is the World of Light, after all. There is no shortage of humans.”

She looked at Edward, then stared off into the middle distance for a moment. “I wonder. Is their ‘new beginning’ the product of the World of Light’s unique circumstances, or is it an eventuality from their own world, a pattern they unwittingly fell into?” She reached up, pulled down her halo, and began to polish some of today’s dust and grime from its surface. “That seems to be the fate of Galeem’s people. Stuck in their stories, and unable to write any new chapters.”

”Any new chapter that does not result in more war at any rate, be it from some new threat to replace the Naytiba, or getting embroiled in Dr Willing’s war of impossible creatures. Even then, ten years is all they get, and they’ll have to do it again” Edward replied/agreed grimly. War after war after war. That was all the people of this world would find. True, the same likely went for many of the ones they came from too, but there was at least a hope that one day, maybe even some day soon, there would be peace.

But peace needed stability, and in this world where all lives were curly cut short, no such thing could be found.

Well, not quite all.

”Still, maybe they’ll make something entirely new that will last beyond the scant remaining years. This world might have no shortage of humans, and yet it might need a ‘new humanity’ nonetheless” Edward said, glancing at the Cillanth stalking beside the stage coach and then back to Sandalphon, saying ”If this world was overflowing with new life there could finally be peace, and yet the price…”

Well, it was practically unthinkable.

“Peace…?” Sandalphon idly peered at the solid wall of the stagecoach, not sure what Edward was looking at. “Unlikely. There are simply too many species or factions that are inherently destructive or violent, if not inherently evil. Demons, fiends, zombies, Others, Raptures, Naytibas…” She brought up a screen, ready to name more examples, but ultimately shrugged and brushed the screen away. “The list goes on. But even if all such species were eradicated, I doubt there would be peace.”

The archangel leaned back against the wall of the coach. “In my time among humans, I have observed…that conflict is simply human nature. Or, to put it more charitably, perhaps, it is core to the human experience. Even if some savior ridded the World of Light of all problems for one golden hour, more would soon arise.” She narrowed her eyes slightly as her pupils became inverted triangles. “Of course, that’s not to say such a goal is futile, or not worth pursuing. Peace among men was the goal of every archangel.” With nothing more she could think of to say on that subject, she trailed off.

After a moment, though, Sandalphon glanced at Edward with question marks in her pupils. “You talk about the future of this world. But should our mission succeed, this world will pass away. Our true selves will return to our own worlds. Or so we’ve been led to believe.” Sandalphon did not like thinking about the World of Light from a meta perspective. She’d heard a number of things about how it happened, how it worked, and what might one day happen, but who really knew for sure? Could anyone truly know? Baseless conjecture was not her forte. “Do you look to this world’s future simply as a thought exercise, or because you think that we might not succeed? Or perhaps that we should not?”

”It’s always important to keep options open, I think. As you said, we have been lead to believe that things will simply go back to the way they once were, but what if that is not the case?” Edward pointed out, noting that ”As I understand it the source of that ‘fact’ is not held in particularly high regard when it comes to trustworthiness."

He then shrugged and went on ”Even if that is true, there is no inherent worth to the way things were. Galeem has compiled the learning of untold worlds into one place after all. Just imagine the age of wonders that could be brought forth, if only there was time to scratch more than just the surface of that accumulated wisdom. To utilize it for something other than war.”

As he said this, the man briefly seemed to look twenty years younger, full of wide eyed hope for the future. Then the weight of those twenty years came crashing back down as he admitted ”Then again, that same wisdom can just as easily be used to create horrors the likes of which we could have never dreamed of as well, and allow self conquering despots and monsters to inflict far more suffering than if they were sealed way on their original worlds.”

”Yet at the same time, is it fair to lock the innocent in with the evils of their own world when connection to other worlds could allow them to be saved?” he added in turn, before stopping himself from going on at even more length than he already was.

”My apologies. My world, or rather, worlds, have been stuck in the throws debate like this as of late. The re-opening of the gates that allowed travel between the worlds in the astral sea had, well, consequences. As such, discussion as to if things are better, worse, or simply different now are as common as they are contentious.”

Sandalphon listened quietly to Edward’s talking points. He summarized the issue well. This world ultimately faced the same conundrum that every constituent world did, that being whether or not good could triumph over evil, albeit on a much larger scale. She worried that the sum of all worlds’ evils would vastly outweigh the sum of all worlds’ goods, which meant that the Endless Now’s Moebius-induced stasis might actually be serving to keep even greater evils from running rampant, but there was no way to know for sure. That one sentiment, really, characterized the whole issue from top to bottom. For all her accumulated data and mental ability, Sandalphon felt just as ignorant and powerless as ever–the blind, leading the blind.

“I understand,” she admitted. “The fact of the matter is that we simply do not know. There is no good answer. We can only console ourselves with the hope that doing the best we can will someday lead us all toward the greater good, as trite as such a thing no doubt sounds.”

”It has its merits. Certainly more than sacrificing any and all ethics in the name of some nebulous greater good has” Edward agreed in part. Naturally the man was rather fond of planning and forethought, but with all the unknowns and untrustworthy actors in play, it was rather difficult to do so.

”Still, just because there is no answer in sight, does not mean we should stop searching for one. If Galeem’s world proves one thing, it's that people can achieve the impossible” he said, beneath the shadow of a heaven piercing tower built with not a lick of magic within it, a notion any one from his reality would have considered an absurdity in the extreme.

Those words brought to mind the particular task Sandalphon had before her. It was such a sudden and sobering reminder that her breath caught in her throat, her pupils rapidly shifting between a half-dozen symbols before settling on stress marks. “...Yes,” she murmured after a moment. “I pray that it is so.”

Edward blinked in surprise at the reaction, but that was the only perturbment that he allowed. Rather than poke at it and ask if she was alright, because quite clearly she was not, he instead gently asked/offered the angel an open ended lifeline if she needed it ”Is there anything I might be able to assist you with?”

“No, thank you.” Sandalphon closed her eyes, shaking her head. “At least, not right now. I’ll inform you if I need anything.”

The man nodded after only a moment of hesitation, taking her word for it. Then, sensing that was the end of the conversation, returned to his own thoughts as the snowdrifts passed them by.



Esaka, The Pools


Word Count: 6152 (+7)
Level 6 Captain Falcon: 63/60
Level 10 Terry Bogard: 16/100
Level 8 Amaterasu: 32/90


While meandering around post pool victory, Team Seekers of Fight found themselves with a somewhat run down parking lot sporting six vehicles all sitting there entirely innocent looking to the eyes at first. But just to the eyes. To Ammy’s nose, they smelled of blight and decay of a kind far more foul than that of regular oil powered vehicles (things she had encountered very rarely, but had context of from her time in the dead zone.

Two yokai sat outside the lot certainly weren't fooled either, the skeleton driven Oboroguruma and the cute little Oh Wheel both heckling the machines as “posers!” and “hacks” for being “no good style stealers!”

Still, despite this, to the eye the cop car, swat van, four by four, taxi cab, hot rod and dinky one seater all looked normal. Until they laid their eyes on the seekers. Because eyes they had, be they in the headlights or more fleshy in nature, and when they saw fresh meat, engines were gunned, lights flared, and the motorcar massacre was on.

Right out the gate, the little one seater revealed a biting bumper and four staring eyes which all locked onto Terry as it came rushing at him. It was joined by the snarling form of the hotrod who’s front grill opened wide, forming into venom dripping fangs, which rushed Captain Falcon. Finally, the four by four upped the ante in grotesquery as it reared up and tried to slam down its fleshy underbelly on top of Amataretsu.

Finally, the wolf paused time, drew two lines, and then returned time at a slowed pace that gave her enough to unload a hail of divine beads into the underbelly of the four by four before she lurched out of the way and avoided being crushed beneath it.

The cars roared on, and behind them came more machines from hell. The taxi revealed human teeth from which it vomited up a bouncing oil barrel. The copcar’s former passengers oozed out of it dogs barking hand hauling the machine towards the seekers while the cop fired a fuselage of pistol, shotgun and taser rounds at the seekers. Finally the SWAT van reversed towards them, back opening up to reveal a massive suffering face, which in turn opened it’s maw to reveal three formerly human tongues that attacked with trungeon, shotgun and teeth.

”Whoa!” Cap yelped as he instinctively put his arms up to block the rushing hotrod. The beat up vehicle slammed him but he managed to at least hold his footing. And thankfully he took no damage because of his Mint Condition boon kicking in. With that boon in mind, the bounty hunter figured it would be a good idea to make the most of it.

”Falcon PUNCH!” He barked out, using his brief seconds of invincibility to wind up the technique so he could unleash the explosive punch on the hotrod when it made its next pass at him.

“Yo, what the fuck!?”

Just when he thought he could take a break from the crowd of fighters chanting ‘this is ass’ following their rather cluttered first match, Terry and his partners had to deal with what appeared to be an army of possessed cars that’d been abandoned there for obvious reasons. Rumors had it that these were supposed to be the cars used for the Bonus Game routinely held by the Street Fighter Dojo if one was looking forward to testing their strength and earning some fresh money in the process.

However, little did their buyer realize, these cars were no ordinary vehicles, as they’d been infused with the spirits of the deceased by whoever was manufacturing them. Initially, nobody from the Street Fighter Dojo noticed it until the cars began to show signs of manifestation, and in the process, injured tens of fighters taking on the challenge. As to who produced the cars and the exact location they were imported from remained a mystery. Worse now that nobody had ever told Terry where all these cars were dumped until he and his team came across a rather secluded corner of the Pools, just a few feet across from the prior makeshift stage.

God, I wish I knew there were monsters hiding here. We’re so cooked!

There was no time to muse, he also thought. As the little one seater with a mouth-like bumper and two frightening pairs of eyes lunged in, Terry narrowly sidestepped out of harm’s way, slamming the duffle bag in his grip away. His pet monkey, Ukee, was still perching and holding onto the crown of his head, his miniscule fingers squeezing the red fabric of his dampened cap.

“Just hold tight, Ukee!”

BONK!

“Ouch!”

Then, a rather sizable oil drum knocked Terry by the temple, close to stunning him on sight. He wobbled, his upright form faltering as he placed a hand over his hammered temple. If it wasn’t for Ukee smacking his tail against Terry’s face repeatedly, it might’ve taken a while until he completely regathered himself. Once his dizziness was cleared, he shook his head, then glanced over the source of the flinging oil barrel, noticing that it came from an uncanny taxi cab with sharp, eerie teeth.

“Shit…”

The sight surprised Terry for a moment, his lips reflexively parting, though before he could truly retaliate, the taxi cab had—once again—spilled rounds after rounds of oil barrels in his direction, which he managed to block with his guarding forearms. Ukee, too, aided Terry in his effort, as he caught one of the barrels in mid-air and hurled the barrel back to its sender. The barrel managed to connect with a small thud, hitting the roof sign perching atop her pale yellow head. The impact knocked the cab back, infuriating her in the process.

“Uh–oh!”

Gently, Terry moved his forearms away, trying to get a better picture of his furious opponent. Grunting and crackling, the taxi cab had slightly stood out of the ground, her pair of back wheels propping her entire weight. With one of her dangling front wheels, she summoned and hurled a smaller, spiky wheel in the brawny blonde’s direction, prompting him to—thankfully—leap to his side in reflexive anticipation. The taxi cab didn’t drop herself just yet. As she continued to stand, she fired a pair of lightning beams out of her eyes, aiming them at Terry. Fortunately, in a blur of red, yellow, and blue, the three-time KOF champion had already charged himself towards the monstrous cab, not only avoiding the firing beams, but also retaliating with a ki-fueled shoulder tackle.

“POWER CHARGE!!”

THUMP!

The collision between hardening flesh and metallic underside shook the cab’s entire frame, shoving her dozens of feet to the back. Terry continued to charge forth, using the cab’s upper side as a shield to foil and deflect the bullets fired by an armed, perhaps zombified human puppeteered by the reversed SWAT van. Eventually, he managed to corner the van to the store’s wall behind, leaving a broad fracture across its solid surface.

”Gen’ei Kyaku!” Came Falcon’s voice nearby as his barrage of kicks battered the hotrod. With the car already beaten up at the start of the fight it was pretty hard to discern just how much damage Cap’s punches and kicks were doing to it. The only measuring stick he really had was his other boon from Hephaestus that had rarely come up until now - his Molten Touch.

As Captain Falcon struck at the battered hotrod, the heat from his fists burned into its metallic chassis, inevitably causing armor damage to it. So that let the bounty hunter know that as long as he kept going at it, his Molten Touch would eventually break the car’s body down and hopefully to the point of immobility.

But not quite yet as the hotrod managed to reverse itself away from Falcon’s flurry of strikes and rev up for another charging pass. When it gunned the engine and surged forward, Cap crouched low and then launched upward for a leap to avoid the incoming ram. Then, while midair… ”Falcon Kick!” This dropped the Captain back down onto the hotrod like a flaming meteor. The kick itself wasn’t super strong, but it landed Cap on the roof of the hotrod, and allowed him to beat down on it from above.

At this point the hotrod was thrashing like some kind of bull at a rodeo. It erratically hit the gas and the breaks, attempting to swerve about and throw its attacker off the roof. But it was to little avail as Captain Falcon’s Molten Touch allowed his fists to break down the car’s body further and further until the hotrod was halfway to being a smoldering heap.

THWACK!

CRACK!

The van was sandwiched between the cab and the wall, the vehicles’ sturdy frames squashed and wrecked. When Terry distanced himself, he found that the cab’s eyes had shown a comical pair of cross symbols, as if signifying that the trapped, tormented spirit had left the once inanimate vehicle.

“Whew… That should do… I guess?” Terry told himself, then shrugged and raised a pair of doubtful hands, worried that he might’ve just claimed the lives of two vehicles.

”Okay… demon-possessed cars were certainly not on my bingo card for today.” Falcon said, brushing himself off after it became clear that the hotrod he was fighting was no longer going to move.

“I know right?” Terry glanced sidelong over Cap, noticing his seemingly puzzled reaction. He could only guess that the bounty hunter was more confused as to what just happened than the fact that he, too, had freed a caged spirit out of their weather-beaten vessel.

The three crushed cars shuddered and groaned, and then one by one burst to ash, leaving the spirits behind. That left three more still standing.

SHUNK!

Or rather it left two, as Amaterasu's invisible blade cleaved through the two seater, bisecting the little machine and briefly revealing a spill of guts before it too turned to ash.

The four by four wasn’t looking too good either, large gashes in its frame denoting where the divine wolf’s blade had bit into it. The cop car meanwhile was missing a few bites of its own, as several of the mutant dogs fused to it had been put to rest, bodies sundered, heads split from necks.

Still those that had survived tried to harry the wolf, who darted too and fro even as she backed away, endeavoring to evade both them and the aim of the cop’s quartet of the weapons.

She’d been regularly pausing the world just to keep track of the other cars, and doing so saved her hide now as she had time to assess the incoming four by four, and the likely aim of the cop before making a decision. She broke away, charging towards the four by four. She slowed her weaving, making herself a nice juicy target, and then at just the right moment hurled herself to the side, leaving gunfire to hammer into the four by four. It wasn’t that which she was after, but the taser round left hanging in the air when she paused the world, lighting tingling at its tips.

Lighting which the goddess stole.

Two lines were drawn, arching from that low voltage shot, replicating its power and driving it to strike into the pair of vehicles, briefly paralyzing them and preventing them from diverting course.

A moment later the two machines smashed into each other in a ghastly collision of steel and viscera, flesh and metal becoming intertwined in a heaping mess. Still, they didn’t fall to that, but did fall as the wolf rushed in and skewered the torso of the cop with her blade, before backfliping, drawing the sword from its ashing corpse, and then slamming it right through the front of the hood into where she knew the hidden head of the four by four lingered.

She finished just a few moments after the two brawlers finished their own machines, landing gracefully amid the ashes of the fallen.

“Ouch…”

When Terry was about to help, it appeared that Amaterasu, too, had eliminated the last two vehicles in her path. He jerked his shoulders up at the sight and scrunched his face, disgusted at the sight of flesh meeting steel, as well as the zombified cop skewered like a blood-soaked shish kebab. Once again, he was reminded of the reason why he’d never bothered himself to sign up for the Mortal Kombat tournament. If anything, grotesque sights similar to this were that reason, as he couldn’t stand having to see others getting tormented and executed live, let alone having to be the one performing the execution. Ironic because… didn’t he just do the same stuff to the prior cab and SWAT van? In a cosmic sort of thing, indeed.

As he took a deep, suppressed breath, Terry unfurled his curled hands, easing the tension in his muscles. He readjusted the cap worn over his golden head, noticing that Ukee was still clawing and holding onto its gaudy red crown when he glanced up, his miniscule fingers slightly loosening. Carefully, the little monkey hopped out of the cap’s crown to perch on his human bestie’s shoulder, only to leap forth when Terry offered him his hand. He now let Ukee perch atop the back of his hand.

“Ukee! Are you okay?” Terry asked with a smile, his voice gentle. The monkey only screeched happily, as he caressed him by the crown of his head, his gloved palm running through the brown fur. The brawny blonde then looked ahead of him, his sky-blue eyes bouncing between both of his partners. “Alright, you guys, that was a great fight, but… what now?”

Deep down, Terry was grateful to see his partners still in one piece, having defeated the monstrosity that was the living, breathing cars from Hell. There were only six of them when they first came around, and they’d eliminated all six of them. While he didn’t know the exact amount of cars being dumped by the Street Fighter Dojo, there couldn’t be more than just six, could it? No. He was bloody wrong! From behind him, a hand-like wheel seemed to be nudging his shoulder, as if inviting him to look behind. He did, eventually, do so and even turned around, only to find a blue-and-red racing car standing right in front of him, assuming a rather unorthodox fighting stance.

“What the—!?”

Alongside the Hornet car was another one of its kind sporting a mostly red-and-yellow paint job, followed by a frightening devil-shaped car decked with a licensed plate that oddly displayed the word ‘Hell’ in all caps, instead of the traditional combination of letters and numbers. One could only guess that they might’ve just traveled somewhere outside of the parking lot before returning to find their fellows turning into nothing more than mere ashes. Furious at the sight, the blue-and-red Hornet roared its engine, still standing on its pair of rear wheels. Gradually, it dropped its entire weight onto its human opponent, intending to trap him beneath its steely underside.

THUD!

Gusts were blown around the wheels, as they were slammed against the paved ground. Much to its chagrin, however…

“Missed!”

…Terry had successfully evaded, rolling away almost automatically. As he curled his entire frame, he kept Ukee close to his torso, securely wrapping him around his muscular arms. Halting on his knee, the three-time KOF champion settled his monkey friend down, patting his head.

“It’s okay, buddy. You’re safe now,” he told Ukee, eliciting a grateful snicker from the latter. When he darted his gaze back ahead, the roaring Hornet had stood on its rear wheels once again, craning its front wheels as if clenching a pair of imaginary fists. The brawny blonde stood out of his kneeling position, his ready stance also assumed.

“Ukee, promise me you’ll do me one favour, okay?” he questioned, in which Ukee nodded in reciprocation. “Just step back and save yourself. I’ll take care of this wheeled freak.”

As much as he wanted to help, Ukee did as his human bestie told him, taking a couple of steps back to give Terry some space. Both the man and the car circled and gauged each other up, trying to get into each other’s head (if the Hornet had any). While the Hornets were nowhere near as horrifying as any of the cars they’d faced prior, he thought they were still every bit as dangerous as any of the living vehicles were, considering they seemed to know a thing or two about hand-to-hand combat like any other Esakans did. As the blue-and-red racing car hurled its side forth, Terry spread his arms out for a few seconds before closing the distance with a swift dash, his flaring knuckles striking forth.

“BURN KNUCKLE!!”

While Terry was occupied, both the red-and-yellow Hornet and Hellride drove themselves towards Cap and Amaterasu at full speed, ready to engage themselves in a scuffle.

As the Hellride got closer, it became quite clear what these machines had been doing rampaging around, namely gathering up people and stuffing them inside the hellride. The mass of hostages/victims naturally gave Amatarasu pause. The sight of a familiar burly snowman and a traditional dress college student trying to do battle with the vehicles interior gave her a sense of both dread and hope.

The hellride had picked some stubborn meals, that was for sure, but the regular joes were very much getting in the way of the fighters’ attempts to get them all out of this jam. They’d need outside help.

Unfortunately, the hellride wanted them inside alongside them, which is why it flared its headlights as it approached attempting to blind them, before opening its maw wide and trying to swallow them whole.

The divine wolf lost her mundane sight to the machine, but quickly used her ability to paint with her celestial brush to overcome this. Every heartbeat she’d pause time and view the world from a disembodied view, and step by stuttering step she timed a grand leap to launch into the air, and then brought her sun disk down to parry the machine’s blighted fangs as it tried to snap her out of the air.

She landed on the roof of the hellride with a stumbling step, only for the red-and-yellow car to leap up onto its hind wheels and punch her clean off the roof with one of its tires. That, she had not at all seen coming.

Red-and-yellow went after the wolf, while the hellride drifted to the side, rubber literally burning, and then roared towards the Captain to try and devour him whole instead.

Falcon was waiting and ready for it. The bounty hunter didn’t dodge, not this time. Instead the man planted his boots and wound up his electrified fist yet again. ”Falcon…!” With a lunging step forward, the F-Zero Pilot launched his explosive fist into the oncoming Hellride’s hood.

”PUUUUUNCH!”

Of course, Cap wasn’t conceited enough to think he could take out the machine in just one blow, even one as strong as his iconic Falcon Punch. And he was right, too. His Falcon Punch had stopped the Hellride from devouring him, but the machine looked like it was still burning for a fight. In fact it looked like it mostly shrugged off the flames of the Falcon Punch, suffering only from the raw impact of the punch instead. That was enough of a hint for the Captain that this would be a bit tougher than the Hotrod earlier had been.

He charged and began pummeling the seemingly demonic car with his fists and legs. Thankfully Falcon was more agile at maneuvering himself and could avoid being devoured. On the other hand, the Hellride could just fire up its engines and take swipes at Falcon by drifting laps around him. But the more Cap’s made contact with Hellride, the more he started to notice something peculiar. The machine’s body appeared to be suffering more degradation from being struck by Falcon’s Molten Touch than Hotrod before it. Was this hellish car weak against armor damage? He also noticed that the car was a lot more vulnerable to lightning.

That was what gave Captain Falcon his strategy. He shifted gears, focusing on infusing his punches with lightning rather than the usual fire. This unfortunately prevented him from being able to rely on very many of Robert’s techniques as most of them were fire elemental. Instead Cap had to keep this more strictly as a combo beatdown. During one of the Hellride’s passes he managed to jump onto its roof and beat down relentlessly on its roof. By this point the degradation to its armor from Molten Touch was beginning to slow the vehicle down.

This prompted Cap to hop back to the ground and barrage the car with a ”Gen’ei Kyaku!” The flurry of kicks then led into Cap flashing blue as he consumed a Power Gauge stock and unleashed ”Ryuuko Ranbu!” After the flash of blue he lunged for the Hellride and let loose a powered up beatdown of lighting infused fists that he ended with a powerful uppercut that sent Cap flying upward. That, at least, appeared to be enough to finally put down Hellride.

Though more than a little rattled, the unwilling passengers were freed by this beatdown, spilling out onto the ground in an ungainly pile of bodies. It was something of a miracle that Galeem’s influence hadn't forced them into fighting each other or the captain from all the jossling, but given the confusion of being crammed in there, it seemed none had been able to tell who was to blame for their various non-hellcar inflicted injuries.

They were still going to need help however.

Amaterasu would have been happy to give it, just as soon as she finished with the car she herself was fighting. The wolf had stolen both fire and lightning from the captain while he was beating down the hell car, and her own vehicular foe was in an utter state as a result. All that was needed was one last combo to finish the job.

Dodging out of the way of a swung tire, the wolf emptied a volley of divine beads into the chassis of the upright standing car to stagger it, before leaping up and using her sun disk to smash it down onto four wheels where it belonged. She then kept hammering it with the sun disk, smashing the bludgeon down over and over as it tried to rise once more. Once sufficiently beat down, she grabbed her sword in her jaw, rose up on her hind legs, and delivered an overhead cleave into the machine, cleaving the oversized blade into the hood and windscreen of the car. She then ripped the blade free, before pausing the world, drawing a slash through her existing blade wound, and with it finished the cut, bisecting the machine.

That just left Terry to finish the job.

THWACK!

A burst of hit spark erupted as Terry’s Burning Knuckle collided with the Hornet’s charging shoulder, quickly separating them from one another. From then on, the two closed the distance and exchanged physical attacks, limbs meeting wheels. At one point, Terry even managed to deliver a series of smooth, consecutive body blows onto the blue-and-red’s steely underside, followed by a swifter sequence of attacks consisted of alternating fists and a subsequent, flying backhanded flail.

KA–POW!

“Hyahh–!!” Terry bellowed, as each of his flails seamlessly connected. “Eat this! You like that!?”

The Hornet was pushed a couple of feet back, its blue roof stumbling across the verdant garbage container behind.

THUD!

The racing car bounced forth, the collision forming craters across the garbage container and the car’s blue roof respectively. It finally settled down on both pairs of wheels like a normal car would, its blue hood nearly yanking itself out of its position. As he landed on both feet, Terry wasted no chance and dashed forth, extending a leg for a charging Big Boot.

“Hah!”

WHAM!

The Big Boot connected… didn’t it? Oh, you thought it did. When the boot was only inches away from its front, the Hornet immediately sprung up, catching the poor Terry off guard with a stiff right hook. Wheel meeting flesh, the right hook ran across the brawny blonde’s cheek, launching him backwards and leaving a tire-shaped bruise across his cheek.

“Gwahhh–!!”

THUMP!

“Agh!!”

Terry’s back collided with the wall behind, a concoction of blood and saliva jolting out of his gasping mouth. The collision was so strong it broadened the fracture that was caused upon its frame by the prior sandwiched vehicles, echoing audible noises. The former KOF champion landed on his front, his baseball cap flying out of his head. He carefully drew himself up on all fours, his breath a bit heavier than usual.

Unfortunately, before he could truly stand out of his lowered form, the approaching Hornet had caught and lifted his gallant frame out of the ground, both of its front wheels tight around both sides of his neck. The blue-and-red racing car settled the trapped Terry down on both of his boots, then began reeling its front wheels around his shoulders, attempting to mill every fiber of his muscles. Fortunately, before the Hornet could proceed to flatten Terry further…

SWOOSH!

KNOCK!

“HADOUKEN!!”

Something had poked its roof from behind—a sort of blueish fireball resembling a pair of glued clawing hands shoving out. Distracted, the Hornet released its tight, reeling grip on Terry’s neck and shoulders, turning against his opponent to find that its ambusher was none other than…

“Ken??”

Clad in sleeveless red gi and a pair of padded, sparring gloves, the fellow blue-eyed blonde smirked at both the gassed Terry and the distracted Hornet, fists clenched and fighting stance assumed.

“Talk about old times, Terry,” Ken told the younger blonde, then stopped hopping in place, only to taunt the Hornet with a waving, beckoning finger. “C’mon! Let’s turn up the heat!”

Forming an imaginary frowning face at the taunt, the blue-roofed Hornet revved and hurled itself in Ken’s direction, answering his challenge with a slamming front wheel to the face. Thankfully, before the flailing tire could flatten his visage, Ken had already tackled it, his entire frame flickering blue as his parrying wrist met its running wheel. The owner of Street Fighter Dojo went on to bombard the rowdy car with swift flails and kicks, quickly filling up his power gauge. Once activated…

Ikuze!”

…a flickering blue light emerged around his leading fist, allowing him to execute his Super Art. Lunging in, Ken performed a series of flying uppercuts onto the Hornet, concluding the string of devastating attacks with a fiery Shoryuken that was sure to set his opponent on fire.

“SHORYUREPPA!!!”

The Shoryureppa didn’t only shroud the Hornet in flames, but also sent it hurling towards the recovering younger blonde.

“Terry!”

Terry, with a smirk on his face, hardened his fist and activated the newly obtained gauge stock in his possession, closing the distance between himself and the descending Hornet with a dash.

“Beat up!”

Executing the Rising Beat, the three-time KOF champion began by bombarding his opponent with a series of physical attacks consisting of an elbow thrust, an uppercut, and kicks of varying degrees of severity before drawing himself back to fire an energy explosion through his extending knuckles, his free hand supporting the leading arm.

KA–BOOM!

“MAX POWER!!!”

Just like that, Terry devastated the Hornet with his desperation move, causing both its blue roof and hood to fling out of their respective positions. The Hornet landed harshly, but as soon as it touched the ground…

POP!

…it dissipated and reduced into ashes, the spirit caged within ascending towards the spirit realm to join their fellows. Ken, showing little remorse to the now destroyed inanimate vehicle, struck a V-sign forth with two of his fingers, grinning from ear to ear.

“Yay!”

As for Terry, he only shouted “good luck!” and flexed his muscular arm a bit, hesitantly smiling and winking. Around the same time, Ukee began climbing his back like a wall, eventually perching on his shoulder. The monkey placed his bestie’s cap back around his golden head, then in a celebratory fashion, performed a couple of backflips, much to Terry’s amusement. While Terry caressed Ukee’s head, Ken approached, his bare strides drawing closely.

“Ah… Sorry about the inconvenience,” Ken apologized, sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck. “I’d always wanted to clean up the mess, but—”

“Hey, it’s cool! Glad to help,” Terry disrupted, smiling and placing a reassuring hand atop the older blonde’s shoulder. He took a moment to look behind him, slightly flinching at the sight of ashes scattering around the abandoned parking lot. “But, jeez… This doesn’t look too nice. What’s the deal with all those possessed cars, anyway? You bought the wrong ones?”

“Well, you can say that again,” Ken confirmed, his expression turning wry at the sight. “Most importantly, I’d been scammed to buy those cars for our little, daily Bonus Game back at the dojo. That Spamton scum… I swear, the next time we meet again…” He stifled his mouth, curling and clenching his hand into a fist.

“Hey, man, take it easy, alright? It happens,” Terry reassured, knowing damn well that this wasn’t the first time his friend had been scammed by a questionable businessman. “What matters now is that we’ve cleaned up the mess. And, I guess, setting those trapped ghosts free…”

“I think so…” Then, about the same time Cap and Amaterasu finished their fights, Ken glanced over them past Terry’s shoulder, pointing a finger at the two. “Are those your new teammates?”

“Hmm? Oh!” With his eyes, Terry followed where Ken was pointing at, confirming his assumption with a nod. “Those two? Yeah, that’s my brand new team, alright. They’re Captain Falcon and Ammy. We just had our first match a while back.”

“Ah…” Ken simply answered, arching his eyebrows and slightly drawing his head back. Then, he was reminded of what happened to Terry’s previous team prior to this year’s tournament, his softened expression a hint of sympathy. “I’m… sorry about your previous team. Wish Chun and I could’ve helped better.”

“Yeah, it’s fine,” Terry reassured with a nod, then clenched his lips, his heart aching at the mention of his prior team despite the smile on his face. “You’ve done your best. I’ll probably find them one way or another. Besides, my new team ain’t that shabby, either. If you saw our match, dude, I tell ya what, these peeps are radical! They look like they’ve been fighting their whole lives.”

“Yeah, I can tell,” Ken agreed with a grin, nodding his head. “Oh, and by the way…” He revealed a sizable pouch from beneath his gi, handing it to Terry. “Here, for all three of you. I know you’re gonna need this the most. There are 45,000 zennies inside that pouch. Just consider this my way of repaying you for helping me through those tough times.”

“Hey, don’t bother yourself like that, Kenny boy,” Terry told Ken with a hearty snicker, hesitating for a moment before eventually taking the pouch in the latter’s grip. “You’re my close bud, y’know. A wise man once told me that a friend’s gotta look after a friend, won’t you agree?”

“I can’t agree more,” Ken reciprocated with a smirk, close to snickering. “Well, then, until next time. Wish you and your team the best of luck!” He then held out his knuckles towards Terry, in which the latter reciprocated by nudging them with his own. A knocking noise was heard.

“Thanks, Ken! Can say the same about you,” Terry said. “Just let the Street Fighter guys know that I said ‘hi,’ will ya? It was fun competin’ for the World Warrior tournament back then.”

“Oh, you bet!” Ken reassured, his smile widening. “I’ll see you around, Terry. Whenever that is…”

As Ken parted ways, Terry gave him a big waving hand before turning to face his partners, his hand still holding the pouch given to him. Perhaps, the older blonde was right, after all. For some reason, he seemed to know that Terry had just run out of money.

“Nice work, team! A friend of mine just gave us a ton of money for cleaning up the mess,” Terry told both Cap and Amaterasu, gesturing at the pouch in his hand. “It’s 45,000 zennies total, so, um… should we just split the prize now or are we gonna use some of it for lunch?”

Having just finished help sort out the pile of the hell ride’s unwilling passengers (who were, fortunately, tough enough that they could either walk it off or taken to a healer by those who could) visibly wagged her tail at the thought of lunch before stilling that impulse. Her vote was clear, and there was little reason for anyone else to go against it. It wasn’t like she’d have an easy time paying her own tab after all.

First things first, however, the wolf did a quick run around to gather up all the vehicular spirits. They weren't going to be her first foray into fusion, that was for sure, but they could still find some use for them.


The Oracle continued to busy itself with its decorating for as long as it could, but eventually it started to get eyestrain from its carving, strain it could not even blink to try and alleviate somewhat. Instead it ended up phasing its eye into the stone floor, letting the cool dark take its sight for a little bit while it recovered.

The indignity of looking like an ostrich was entirely acceptable in return for the relief, relief that fortunately came rapidly enough that it had extracted its head once Schnupfen returned.

Instead the ghost would find the giant space flea going through all their stuff and muttering to itself. Upon noticing/being alerted by the ghost, it would turn its gaze to him and say “I can’t help but notice that we have not deployed all the traps yet” in a disappointed tone, in complete ignorance to the fact that Schnupfen was the reason there were any traps deployed at all.

“The awful, sinful, blasphemous invaders could return at any moment after all, and here we stand, our divine gifts squandered!” it declared dramatically, hand raised to the heavens in exaltation and exasperation in equal measures.

“Even the falling rock trap, that noble imitation of your glorious victory, is yet to be deployed” it went on, while gesturing to its artwork on the wall which depicted the ghost dropping a rock on a child with far too much reverence and grandeur. Grandeur that was somewhat taken away from by the fact that Schnupfen was 90% nose in the carved drawing.

It finally concluded its tirade by saying that “This error should be corrected at once!” before waving its hands at the collection of trap crystals in a ‘well? Get on with it’ sort of motion.
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