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Cyneburg

Location: The Road North of Salarn
Interacting with: Keystone, Kyra


Well this was quite the interesting situation. Apparently Cremwise, the merchant who owned the caravan had dry wood, but nobody else in the guard had known about it. Whatever was going on with this caravan certainly wasn't the normal sort. In fact, aside from the unusually high concentration of half-orcs and strangers in what's supposed to be a near-warzone, the oddest things about the situation seemed to all stem around this caravan.

Keystone/Kyra/Cremwise didn't seem to be in that big of a hurry (except to get away from danger as quickly as possible for Keystone), so why not take a safer route around the hostile orc-infested lands. She didn't have much knowledge about the political boundaries of this place, but she was fairly sure that they didn't control enough land to make taking a detour an infeasible idea. And why hire such a small group of people to guard it in the first place? There were a few more people her first night eating with this party, but they all left soon afterwards. She reaaaaaally wanted to ask some of the questions on her mind, but ultimately, this wasn't any of her business, and things in this situation seemed tense as it was. So she would be a good little druid and stay sitting, with her mouth shut, just like Dad always taught her.
Will post tomorrow. You can bet your rear end on that.
@Lord Wraith Awesome!!! So glad to hear it, thank you so much for getting that done. ^_^

And on a side note, to you and everyone else...

@Pundii @FantasyChic @Morose @Peaceless @Dragoknighte @BlueSky44 @JustDoingMe @Sigil

Brace yourselves..... Jahosafoy has arrived!



You need the appropriate music too
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Location: The Shitter->The Engine Room->The Shower


Lionel was in the middle of having a bowel movement when the ship decided to up and shit itself. He barely had any time to try holding on to something before he was launched into the opposite wall of the small room and covered in no small amount of toilet water. It took quite a bit of time for his wits to fully recover, old age ain't kind to the body, but when he did, a righteous fire sprung forth in his belly. He had half a mind to stab someone, but more importantly he'd need to clean himself up first. He did a rough job, the entire time muttering half-formed ideas and vocalized malice under his breath. Just to be sure that he was clean, he made sure to wash his hands up to his elbows three times over before leaving the bathroom.

Although he had removed the worst of the matter from himself, he was still covered in wet stains that slightly smelled. Lionel walked down the halls, movin' as if possessed by the wrath of God Almighty himself. His footsteps resounded through the hallway like great thunder, his shoulders hunched forward like the great mountain upon which Moses was given his Commandments and his eyes bore a terrible fire from the lowest pits of Hell. Not once did he stop his steady flow of obscene language until he reached the Engine Room itself, where he found Gideon and Camille. He pointed his index finger right at Gideon, to remove all doubt for who these words were meant.

"่‚ไฝ ็ฅ–ๅฎ—ๅๅ…ซไปฃ!" (literally meaning "Fuck your ancestors to the 18th generation") He shouted loud enough for the entire ship to hear given the enhanced acoustics before storming off back to his room. He picked out another suit which looked essentially identical to the ones he was wearing. He continued on the warpath back to the bathroom, where he slammed the door shut so he could take a shower and maybe cool off.


Location: Apartment 2B




Whatsherface and the guy from the bus did only a bit of chatting before leaving to somewhere. Well, it looked like another neighbor of hers wasn't about to get shot today, so Mali let herself relax and closed the blinds up. It was too fucking hot to have the windows open, and forcing the AC to work even harder to compensate wasn't something she was willing to put herself through. It wasn't until she was five steps away from the window and she was in the middle of stretching out her back that she realized that she was still wearing earbuds.

A quick yank and an eaten meal later, Mali was ready to get on with her day after getting sidetracked for way too long. She went through the mental checklist of things to do in her head. She was going to have to prep a new batch of food in a couple days at most, so going out and getting groceries was a good idea. She could also check up on that contest that she was in that's supposed to be held next month. She was pretty good on money for the time being, but it wouldn't hurt to look into scheduling a shoot or something. But in the back of her head, the idea that she wouldn't be able to put off unpacking all these boxes forever crawled out and pushed all those other things away.

Mali sighed. Well, if she was going to have to do this, might as well get it done before she really got used to having a bunch of boxes everywhere. But first, put on some music. She was pretty sure that aside from maybe the landlord, she was alone in this building, which meant that she had free reign to play it as loud as she wanted. The guy in the floor above her was apparently dead, and his roommate probably wasn't there either. The couple below her usually worked around now and anyone in the basement wouldn't hear anyways. She didn't like her music that loud, and she certainly didn't want to be like that one shit kid on the bus, even if she wouldn't end up getting glocked in the face. But now that she thought about it, the two girls in the basement probably were the kind of people who would smack somebody in the face with a gun for annoying them. Wait, were the cops in the apartment above her, investigating it like Danica's yesterday? Probably. Best to keep things reasonably quiet then.

Mali's laptop was pretty lightweight. She never really needed it for anything CPU intensive, so picked portability/cost over power. It's been able to hold up rather well in the four or so years she had it. When she opened up the web browser, what was she to find, but that the UN building had exploded.

"Well fuck me." At this rate, by tomorrow the entirety of the city would just fall into a bottomless pit, dropped into the Eighth Circle of Hell, where it truly belonged. If she had known that the city would implode just a couple weeks after moving in, she would have looked into San Francisco again.

Not like there was much she could do about it now. Putting on one of her many playlists* to take her mind off the impending apocalypse and the tedium of unpacking, Mali went to work on the truckload of belongings sitting around the apartment.


*Sorry, but I didn't actually make a whole playlist just for a single post in this RP.
Cyneburg

Location: The Road North of Salarn
Interacting with: Keystone


Well it looked like everyone was gearing up for a lunch stop, any more progress on getting out of hostile territory was to be put on hold while the gypsy woman Sana moved ahead on her horse. Something in the back of her head recalled in the morning something about Kyra and Sana switching off on the scouting halfway through the day. Well, she would just need to find something to pass the time.

The wood was still soaked from the storms of the day before, so they would be unsuitable for carving. That said, she didn't really feel "in the mood" for any such carving. The thought to shapeshift and find someplace nice to wait out cooking time or possibly hunt/gather for herself crossed her mind, but as tempting as that idea was, the memory of last morning's fight was still on her mind, and going into a fight without being "fully stocked" was a bad idea.

So she decided to do the thing that required the least commitment: watch Keystone pluck, prep and cook the bird that Kyra had evidently killed. Keeping a safe distance from the pugilist, she carried on the proud tradition of sitting and watching. Normally they would watch over their sacred grove, ensuring its safety and prosperity, but this was close enough. Besides, for a wanderer such as herself, the road itself could be considered her grove.
So just wondering, are you going to drop the entire Book of Lore on all your players?
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Or maybe I'm a dumbface who has a non-functioning memory/brain/eyeballs

I have strong confidence in this theory.
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