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Current Jokes on everyone I just look like a sad Travis Touchdown who has really really loud shits
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You status bar people sure are a contentious bunch
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Adding to that, unless you are exhibiting life threatening symptoms (unable to breathe, etc) go to a rapid test site in your area than going to the ER. Local ERs are swamped and overwhelmed here.
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As someone who has been stabbed in the past knives are not kinky
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Location: Helasia Village --Toraenis Outskirts, Aetheria




Helasia Village was small, quaint, quiet. It was the kind of village that one would pass through, or perhaps stop in long enough to sell a few items or stock up on food. It was not a very impressive village. Nestled next to a river, with fertile farmland, it was quiet. And being so close to Toraenis meant it was safe. At least until the Wayfarers lost their minds.

Wayfarers had always been strange folk; that was known by all the denizens of the land. They didn’t eat, they didn’t seem to sleep, they just showed up, fought monsters, gathered weapons and artifacts, and just...disappeared every so often. And until recently, the normal villagers of Aetheria just accepted them as a part of life.

But then something changed. The attitudes of the Wayfarers were the first thing they noticed; they were no longer confident warriors. Many were scared. They also began to eat, sleep and need shelter, just like any normal villager. But the worst was that Wayfarers were unpredictable. For every ten Wayfarers that continued to help out around villages, gathering materials, crafting or assisting the townsfolk, there was always one who decided to break away from the norm and hurt people. Denizens began to be killed, kidnapped or worse. And it was usually a group of Wayfarers behind it; young men and sometimes women who seemed to have cracked.

A group like that came to Helasia. They threatened to burn the town to cinders, took the young women of the village as their “slaves” and stole most of the food the town had. It seemed that Helasia was not the first village hit by a group like this, as the local guards and magistrate were struggling to deal with roving bands like this.

When the disheveled Wayfarer walked into town, the men and women were ready to fight. Pitchforks, axes, whatever they had on hand. But the man had simply held up a hand, and gently asked them “What happened?” When they explained that it was his people that took their daughters and food away, he nodded. “I’ll bring them back,” he said.

And how did he expect to do that? ”I’m going to ask. Nicely.”




The Bronze Badgers were a small-time guild. Extremely casual, without a big guild hall to call home. They were just a group of friends, some college buddies, and friends who’d picked up Pariah Online together and started running dungeons together. It was fun, and relaxing. And then that fucking message was broadcasted. Belgar, the leader, told them to be calm. They’d fix the hack, they’d all get logged out, they’d be safe.

And now Belgar was dead, and his Vice-Captain, Elwes, was in charge. ”Fuck waiting around. Don’t you guys see? This is our chance to have some real fun! Why live like a bunch of poor-ass peasants when we can be barbarians!” The fact that Elwes carried a bloody club, and that Belgar had been killed by having his head smashed in did little to disturb the group. Fear, boredom and a sense of nihilism had eroded their judgment. To them, there was no home. They were in hell, if this was their fate, they would be demons.

They’d camped out near a cave in the deep forest, and had a roaring bonfire as they cooked themselves a feast. No need to ration food when they could take whatever they wanted without care, after all. The local girls, four of them, were tied up near the carriage they’d stolen. Once they set up tents, they’d start dealing with the girls. For now…

And then he appeared. A disheveled man wearing armor that was in disrepair. What wasn’t covered in awkward steel was covered by a thick woolen cloak, though it looked uncomfortably warm in this climate. He seemed cool and calm about his wardrobe, as he approached the group. ”You gentlemen must be the ones who ransacked Helasia village,” he stated in a matter-of-fact nature. He calmly glanced over at the group of men, which numbered six. ”The young ladies’ parents miss them dearly. I think it’s time they returned home.”

”Holy shit, is this guy retarded?” One of the Bagers said, looking at him. ”Dude, are you trying to fucking roleplay right now?

The man shook his head. ”I am not acting. I am simply here to escort these young ladies home, and away from harm.

He was greeted with more raucous laughter. The group began to gather around him, with Elwes balancing the club over his shoulder. ”Holy shit, I know you. You’re that idiot that tried to talk down a goblin tribe from attacking a city. You were the biggest joke in Pariah. The so-called ‘Pacifist Hero.’” More jeers, more laughter, and more snide remarks. ”What the fuck do you think you can do here? You can’t kill any of us. Unless you’ve decided to stop playing Mr. Hero and started treating this shit for real.”

The man shook his head, and placed his gloved hand over the hilt of a blade on his side. ”No, I still believe conflicts can be resolved peacefully. But even when they cannot, I am still capable of fighting and defending myself.”

Elwes snarled. ”Alright guys, let’s show this fuckin’ pussy what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn’t belong!”




The sun was beginning to set on Helasia Village, and the men and women gathered around the square, worried. There’d been no word from the city on help, and the Wayfarer that had left had not returned. Everyone began to expect the worst when their silent vigil was broken as one of the young men of the village came running.

“L-look! They’re coming out of the woods!”

The man sat at the front of the carriage, leading the horses down the street. The young women sat behind him, slightly dirty but none worse for wear. The majority of the food was still loaded in the wagon as well, including six men, bound and gagged in the back. They were all terribly bloodied, but all alive. The man looked the worst of them all, with thick gauze wrapped around his head and body. He’d lost a fair amount of blood.

There were many tears, praises and kind words from the townspeople. “Please, take this, it’s a family heirloom,” or “Please, this is all the money we have!” Each offer was met with a courteous shake of his head.

”You all need these things more than I,” he said.

“At least rest here for the night and allow someone to treat your wounds!”

Again, that courteous shake of his head. ”I will be fine, you have no need to worry. Besides, there are more people out there who need my help during this time.” He limped away out of the town, looking more ragged and disheveled than when he came.


Location: The Dungeon -- The City of Thorinn, Aetheria




” I got something to say, Benkei. I have two spells in my arsenal that are incredibly dangerous now. In terms of knowing that area of effect spells are dangerous. It’s my Darkness Blast spell and my scythe’s darkness weapon attack, and it’s called Dark Crescent Slash. The latter has to travel to the target as your spikes did. In contrast, the earlier has an up to a 10 feet radius, which I can launch from a safer distance than being up close a personal with my target. I have a feeling with all that is known with the new reality we are stuck in. I wouldn’t want to injure any of you with the Darkness Blast casting or activating the enchantments on my Scythe to use Dark Crescent Slash. I should have honestly focused more on single target magic than having a mixed build of magic...”

Benkei listened to Kalie intently as his brother played the healing music. Apart from a few scratches from their previous encounters, he was in perfect health, and he knew that meant he should take the lead for the last leg of the dungeon. Rael was beaten up and Graves was worse for wear. And then Alja walked up as Kalie finished speaking.

"I'm with Kalie. Pretty much all of my damage abilities are AoE in some way. I'll defer to you--you seem good at this leader thing--but I think I'm better off tankin'. Don't want to risk blowin' up our backline by mistake if enemies get too close, right?"

Rael heard Alja speak, and made her own snide comment, before adding “Don’t disagree with changing things up, though. You should be up front. You have better defense than I do.”

Benkei nodded and began to mull over the situation. “It doesn’t seem like tanking skills are working anymore, anyways. I wasn’t able to pull aggro like I'm used to. Which means that tanks are more useful in the front lines than how I had envisioned our marching order. I’ll take point, and Alja can tank for the main group. Kalie, don’t count out not using your AOE abilities. Instead use them when there are no allies in your area. Same with Alja. And...same with myself.” He looked over to Graves, frowning that he had caused hard to his ally as well.

Rael would be useful as a DPS. And Graves was trying to be the unstoppable man. Alja had tanking experience, and could protect the backline...this could work. “Right, we’ll swap out. Alja and I will tank, and Rael will move to DPS. Not that...titles even matter at this point. None of the systems are working and the enemy behavior feels...completely wrong. We just have to get out of here and find somewhere safe to lay low until this...thing...passes.”



Location: The Dungeon -- The City of Thorinn, Aetheria




Oh no.

In a single battle, most of the frontline had been wounded. And Benkei couldn’t judge how bad the wounds were. They’d almost completely lost Rael when she fell to the void; but Seele proved incredibly useful. The girl he was worried about holding them back? She’d saved their lives numerous times.

And she didn’t have any DPS at all.

Benkei’s entire worldview was at question now. In a normal game environment, a player like Seele would be completely useless. But here? She was invaluable. It was the same with anyone who could support and protect. Even though his spikes had screwed up with stabbing Graves in the leg; they’d been helpful in finishing off the direbat.

The era of game meta was over, at least for now. As long as they were in this weird state of the world, the things they’d previously learned and knew were completely out of the window. What else had changed during this “hack” as the moderator called it? They felt hunger, they felt pain, all of their senses were enhanced; no that was incorrect. Their senses were unlocked; it was as if they were really there.

And who was to say they weren’t? In this game of dreams, what marked the difference? If he lost an arm here, would he suddenly lose the function of his arm when he woke up? Would they ever wake up at this point, or were they all just braindead vegetables laying in their beds, couches or futons as they experienced one last gasp of consciousness before the oblivion of death?

They still need your help. Snap out of it Kazuma.

”Kazuki! Alex! Seele! Kalie! We need to treat our wounded!” Graves obviously had multiple lacerations and a puncture wound. They’d need Kazuki’s magic and some healing draughts to close his wounds. But what if they fell into an even bigger fight, and received more wounds? Would they need to conserve their medicine for more serious wounds?

He looked to Rael, who was wounded by the debris from Alja’s attack. That meant that friendly fire was on; or maybe the idea that spells could avoid others, that game-idea, was gone and replaced with reality. If someone launched a fireball, they’d incinerate everyone, friend or foe now. Just like with his spikes and Alja’s ice. Rael also probably had multiple bruises from her tumble. He hoped she hadn’t cracked anything internally. Alja also had received multiple cuts as well.

If they had first aid kits, with things like gauze and bandages, even someone like him could at least treat some of these injuries. They wouldn’t need Kazuki to exert himself and to constantly use their dwindling supplies of healing potions. But right now, they had to make do with what they had. “Let’s get everyone treated, and then re-think our formation. We can’t keep over-exerting ourselves.”

His heart pounded in fear. How much farther until the end now? And what would they face there? Would they all make it out alive?



Location: The Dungeon -- The City of Thorinn, Aetheria




It was all coming apart. Their way forward was blocked by an enormous, wounded dire bat. Their way back was blocked by ravenous gnolls. And Benkei was remembering. It was always in these situations, wasn’t it; when the tension was highest that the most calm broke down? When the pressure got too high?

You’re a tank and you don’t have any enhancement magic? That’s stupid! Public games were always like that, weren’t they. Players ready to make the first comment, to insult.

I don’t need enhancement magic with what I can do. I’m the best tank around because I don’t rely on buffing myself, but protecting my party. He’d always been proud of how he’d found a way to use a different school of magic to help build his defensive skillset. Earth sucked, people said. There weren’t many good ranged abilities, and you required your terrain to fit your needs.

Dumbass. Without enhancement, your DPS as a tank will suffer. You’re slow enough using the Greatsword path. If we tried to PVP right now, I bet you wouldn’t last ten seconds.

Ten seconds later, and it was over. Benkei’s skills weren’t all focused on defense after all.

Benkei looked out at the charging group of gnolls and his comrades engaging them. With Rael engaging the bat, he knew that meant he had to mop up the trash. Off tanks were usually in charge of picking up the adds, after all. He dashed to Graves' flank, but before he entered the fray he quickly slammed his blade into the ground. “Earthern sprites, heed my call!” The ground began to shift around them, just like earlier when he’d conjured up a pillar of earth.

This was different, however.

“Skewer my quarry!” Spikes of earth erupted from the ground in the middle line of the charging gnolls, much like the deadly spikes from the trap room they’d begun this hellish dungeon in. They erupted out of the ground at an angle, piercing the breasts of any of the gnolls too foolish to keep charging into the fray. Benkei hefted the blade from the ground, and continued his charge now, with the aim of providing backup to Graves in the front line while Alex fired away at close range. Benkei hoped that his spell pissed off enough to draw their attention to him now.



Location: The Dungeon -- The City of Thorinn, Aetheria




Deeper into the dungeon. Deeper into the trials. From puzzles and treasure (which Benkei’s surprise at his brother’s treasure hunting skills left him flabbergasted). When did Kazuki get so….good at this? The troll was shocking from its surprise attack, but luckily Kalie was safe from the surprise attack of the troll. The stress of the dungeon was growing with each new room, and Benkei was feeling it.

Just a little further. Just a little further and we’ll be out of here.

Then came the chasm.

Another problem that came completely out of his wheelhouse, but Alex took point and surprisingly raised the bridge. Benkei breathed a sigh of relief, and walked over to the archer, patting him on the shoulder. “Good job,” he whispered to him. When was the last time he’d given a real compliment?

Hell, how many times had he ever been complimented?

Kazuma. These grades are inexcusable.

Kazuma. Why aren’t you watching Kazuki? You need to be more like your brother.

Why did I get stuck with the disappointing son?

Benkei had to focus up. They were not out of the woods yet, and another beast like the troll could be waiting ahead. He hefted his sword up and looked to the others. “Hopefully we’ll be nearing the end, which could mean more fights. And a boss.” He did his best to give the group a smile, though his stomach was twirling into knots. They’d barely made it this far; would they be able to finish off an unknown boss with zero casualties?

Just a little further. They’d link back up with Aag’s party, they’d escape the dungeon, find somewhere safe, and be logged off when a fix was found.

And what if there was no fix? What if this was permanent? After all, this already felt real. What if this was reality from here on out?

Was it so bad?



Location: The Dungeon -- The City of Thorinn, Aetheria




“You seem smart. What do you got in your kit?”

Rael was divvying out whatever she found in her kit, and Benkei joined her, doing the same. Out came various potions, food stuffs and materials. Sharpening stones, small torches, a lantern, and rope. He also produced several potions.

Several health draughts, a few mana draughts, one remaining stoneskin potion and several strength elixirs as well were laid out on the floor. He also placed a few wrapped packages of dried fruit and meat alongside Rael’s. One final meal they could all share together before journeying into the deeper dungeon.

“Seele, take some food and drink this mana draught, you burned too much energy in that trap room,” Benkei called the girl, knowing how much she’d gone through already. “And don’t pull heroic stuff like that again. We need you with us, not half-dead from spell exhaustion.”

They needed every ounce of strength.




Location: The Dungeon -- The City of Thorinn, Aetheria




Benkei hated being right.

They’d all watched the message from the moderators at the same time, and there were three things that were now certain to him:

1: This was not a hack.
2: They were trapped in the game.
3: They could die.

His eyes went over to Graves and to Seele, two of the party who’d already been hurt, and then turned around to the way back; which was now completely sealed. There was no way back. Something is very wrong. Alja was screaming. Kalie was crying. Everyone was freaking out.

His heart was pounding.

This was no longer about getting admitted to Aag’s guild. Fuck the guild. Fuck the game. At this moment, what mattered was survival. He had seven other party members with him, and one of those party members was his older brother. He could not let any of them die. They had to escape.

“We don’t have the luxury of following the moderator’s orders,” Benkei said in a low voice, nearly a whisper. “We have to complete this dungeon.” His hands were shaking because he knew this was true. The smells, the gore, the pain; it was all real. Which left him wondering about a fourth thing that he still could not prove, but he was constantly worrying about. What kind of game would filter out smells, pain, and blood. Who in their right might would even code such a thing in a game? His doubts about the glitch itself were growing, but he knew they had no time to discuss it.

“Everyone, we need to heal up, get our energy up and finish this dungeon, then find somewhere safe.” He looked at the party members who were most scared, and worried. Hell, it was pretty much everyone, in a way. They were all scared, even if some were putting on a brave face. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry we all got dragged into this. But we have to finish this dungeon because there’s no way back.”

His mind went to Aaginim, Luci, and the others. They’d taken the more combat-oriented path, but they were also much more experienced in general. They weren’t going to die. And they would complete this dungeon, and they’d work together. 16 players of their quality? They could find somewhere safe, wait for another message from the moderators. They would survive this. And maybe they would all be friends after this happened. Pariah Online wouldn’t survive an issue like this; it couldn’t. But they could. Humans were strong. They were resilient. History proved how much a person could survive, and get through. They would too.

He hefted his greatsword up and looked to the others. “We don’t have the luxury of traveling like some speed running party anymore. We need to protect each other and be ready for anything. This isn’t a game anymore.”



Location: The Dungeon -- The City of Thorinn, Aetheria




Bekei stood in the doorway, motioning for everyone to pass through. “Come on! Go, go, go!” His eyes were locked on Seele, however, who was exhausting herself to maintain her magic. “Seele, you need to let go! We’re not out of this dungeon yet, and we still need you!” He gripped his greatsword and slammed it into the stone floor, channeling his magic into it.

Gaia’s Protection. He’d spent over and hour when he’d first started playing Pariah simply studying which schools of magic and what elements to take. He knew he wanted to play a tank; the leadership role and responsibility meant that people would rely on him in game; that was something he desired above all else. It seemed that the majority of players, especially tanks, trended towards enhancement; boosting their skills and their power on themselves.

But a tank had to lead everyone and that meant protecting everyone; front line and back. That’s when he realized how powerful conjuration magic could be; he could shift the ground itself into a protective form without relying too much on his own stamina to hold the conjuration. Rock and dirt was solid, and when bound together, would hold together long enough to protect against attacks. He didn’t need to rely on too much concentration or stamina to hold the form together once the spell was completed.

Stone and earth began to shift in the room, and a pillar of stone began to shift and turn towards the middle of the room; building itself up atop the stone floor. The height was only so high, roughly six-feet. But it could hold the ceiling for a little bit longer; enough to help Seele and the others get out.



Location: The Dungeon -- The City of Thorinn, Aetheria




Benkei hated being right. Everything seemed off about this dungeon, and with the traps, with Graves wounded, with their being blood and pain Benkei began to panic. What was happening? There were safeguards on their gear to keep issues like this from occurring, right? The government wouldn’t allow gaming technology that could actually harm a player, right? So what was this? An elaborate hack? A glitch gone horribly wrong?

"B-Benkei, guys, be careful, there's...something's different."

He had to think and think quickly. Between Graves, Rael and Alja, he’d gotten an idea of how the spikes worked. The question was, what did they need to do about the lever? He bright the torch ring up, inspecting the safe area around them. Nothing. His heart was pounding. What would happen if someone suffered lethal damage if they actually felt pain? Would it kill them?

He looked up at the spiked ceiling. If they didn’t solve this problem, he didn’t want to even imagine how the feeling of being both impaled and crushed would feel.He called to Rael. “Rael! Do you see anything useful about how to solve this trap? Words or a mural of some kind? Even some kind of symbols would help!”

“Something’s on the door! Could be a clue, but it’s covered in moss!”

“Stay there! I’ll check it out!” He turned to the others. “Keep your eyes open, protect Graves and Seele.” His eyes darted, a mixture of fear and hesitation. “I’m entrusted to lead you all out alive, and I promise I will do that.”

It was a stupid, near suicidal idea he had in mind. Each pressure plate would cause a mechanical reaction. And one of those reactions was a spear erupting up and skewering the unlucky person standing under it. He reached into his satchel, and produced a tincture. An ironskin potion; a bitter smelling draught that hardened the skin, making it difficult to be cut or pierced. He quickly downed the potion, nearly gagging on the horrid taste. The feeling of his skin tightening, hardening, like an awful rash was miserable too. This wasn’t game mechanics, this was feeling his entire body change in a rapid way.

There was no way this was a patch. Or a joke. Even a hack couldn’t be this elaborate, could it?

He hefted up his greatsword, and slammed it into a pressure plate directly in front of him. The gears began to turn. The tile in front of it moved a spike up, while the previous one fell. He stepped forward and pressed the tile next to him, and remarked when the same effect happened. “I think I understand how this mechanism works,” he remarked, and stepped diagonally to a tile. The tile in front of it had a spike shoot up as expected. Benkei began moving in a diagonal pattern, with the spikes raising and following in his motion. In what only took a few seconds, but felt like hours to him, he reached the door, and quickly began to scrape away the dust and grime to read what words were etched into the stone and metal.

He squinted his eyes, and read the riddle aloud to the party, his voice cracking with each nerve wracking sound of the stone ceiling:

“Charisma and Dexterity, between two levers sit,
Your Strength is always first, a clue I dare not to omit.
Your Int is next to Con, which is itself good friends with Dex,
But Strength and Charisma are foes for whom there's no respect.
Your job's to find the Wisdom that's required to pass this door,
Dexterity calls it its friend, pull now or witness gore!”


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