Hi, I'm Drew, and welcome to my bio on my profile.
Why are you here? There's nothing to see. Go home.
Oh you're still here. Reading. Like a weirdo. Well that's okay. I'm a weirdo too. I guess I'll give you a little list to look at.
The Drew Shit
Does that satisfy your Drew cravings? Please tell me it does. What else do you want to know? My roleplays?
Fine fine. You may remember me from such RPs as: NCQ Polaris A New Anchorage Story
As Alan Fouren MHA: You Can Become a Hero!
As Shun/A Co-GMFinal Fantasy Crystallum en Absentia
As Edgar/The GM Everbrook: A Teenage Mystery
as Will/The GM
I also sometimes make RPs. Usually weird sci-fi or fantasy things. With a twist
and usually a refreshing kick of lime. So yeah if you see a poorly structured, ugly interest check, you can bet your nancy booties that I am probably the guy who made the IC. Or I pressured Inkarnate into making the IC. I'm a pretty shit friend like that.
What, do you want some music too? No. You don't get music. Go home already. Unless you're cute and you have a nice butt. Then you can...hang out here I guess. It's the internet, what do you expect me to do, put my Minecraft bed next to yours? Degenerate.
Uh. Here. Have a song I like: Lakeside View Apartments Suite.
Just listen to that and leave me alone now.
Please, god, just leave me alone. I am a self-destructive piece of shit that makes everyone around me miserable and worried. You're far better off finding someone else to...I don't even know what you're doing at this point. Stalking?
...hey. Do you like calzones?
If you said yes, and want to be a part of discord where I am a dictator and have literally no control over anything, join me and my calzone empire here.
Warning, this is my personal calzone discord. If you anger me I will destroy you.