Ha! You won't fool me into spilling my secrets. And not because I don't have that much planned, either; as we've discussed, I have a great many plans! So many plans it would make your head spin! I could talk all day about my plans, and the only reason I'm not starting now is because I don't want to! Not because the plans don't actually exist, oh no. A good try, all, but this vault of plans shall remain sealed!
(Did it work? Did I fool them into believing the guy still working on his second post is actually way ahead of the game?)
In any event, in order to further these many, bigly plans of mine, I shall aspire to finally get another post up tonight. It would have been quite poetic to finish it in time for yesterday, but alas.