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Current I'm tempted to say "I've lost better friends than you" to a lote of people lately. I'm not sure what I ever want to say to the better friends that I've lost, though.
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Twelve years ago, I said something on this website that continues to embarrassing me to this day. I was a stupid kid, like most, but I've never quite gotten the taste out of my mouth. Anyone who knew me at the time can tell you about it.

I love this website. I'm pretty sure my phylactery is stored wherever the webserver is and a significant chunk of me will just disappear when it ceases operation. Until then, it comforts me. I should go to the hardware store and paint my bedroom walls with the same soft, brownish grey that the background color has been for the last twelve years. Some of my friends can't wait for the site to go offline but I don't know of any other places that offer the same sense of community.

I'm an omni-gamer. I like board games, tabletop roleplaying games, admire tabletop war games, suck at riddles, and have an absurd library of video games. Survival horror is basically my favorite genre. Otherwise I'm a fan of esoteric, occult bullshit and punk rock. But disco's cool. Disco is what humanity sounds like when it chooses to be happy. Between you and I, I'd like to hope that the days of my life can sparkle like a disco ball, accreting like sparks from a grinder held up against the unwavering dark of deaths own shadow. Burn baby burn.

You and I, we're gonna die. We should be friends first, though. Write some checks we can't cash and make eachother smile. Make believe for a while.

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Bruce Wayne


Gender: Male // Age: 17
Hair Color: Black // Eyes: Brown // Race: American
Height: 5'9" // Weight: 160 Lbs

Personality: Bruce is a vengeful teenaged boy, only a year away from inheriting his father's company, with ambitions higher than Wayne Tower. At times, he becomes extremely rageful, but these feelings are mostly internal, and are usually expressed as conviction in his desire to stomp out Netcrime. He misses his parents sorely, but rarely says so at this point.

Brief History: Bruce Wayne was born into an upper class family in Gotham City. His father, Thomas Wayne, was both the grass Wayne Electronics and a skilled surgeon. Unfortunately, after a night on the town, his parents were tragically killed by an electronically hijacked self driving car. In the aftermath, Bruce was placed into the care of his Butler, Alfred, and was gifted him a cutting edge Netnavi that his father had designed, Batman.EXE.

For the next few years all that the young Wayne imagined was how he would take vengeance on his parents killer. Due to the fact that he lacked the skills to do so on his own, he instead dedicated his efforts to combating the forces of cyber crime. His efforts were largely assisted by Lucious Fox, a genius programmer responsible for Batman's programming along with a variety of state of the art battle chips.

By the time he'd began the ninth grade his Netnavi had become a local icon dedicated to battling Netcrime and he'd become a newsworthy Netbattler. He'd accomplished this with a bit of help though. With the assistance of people like the world class Netbattler James Gordon and his slightly younger friend Dick Grayson.




Batman.EXE


HP: 160
Armor: Null // Type: Null
Basic: Batarang // Mid: Bat Claw // Strong: Bat-Punch

Batarang Null 15
Where most battle-ready NetNavis project general energy through a mechanism resembling a cannon at the end of one of their arms, Batman.EXE is different. He wears a belt that holds an infinitely renewable supply of razor-edged, bat-shaped boomerangs called Batarangs.

Bat Claw Null 25 - 75
The Batclaw is a gadget useful for latching onto opponents and reeling them in, accumulating more damage along the way. Alternatively it is useful as a means of mobility.

Bat-Punch Breaking 70
He has the ability to deliver a devastating punch that, thanks to his expertise, can even damage enemies who have special protection such as shields, albeit at a variably diminished effectiveness.

Notes:
  • Batman had rarely been used before being given to Bruce, but had been designed as a fighting Netnavi. Circumstance had only required Thomas use him once, when a cyber attack nearly caused the gas line beneath a costume party, which he was then attending, to explode.
  • In case, something should happen to Bruce, Batman is programmed to be reassigned to follow Dick Grayson's commands.




Battle Chips


Smokescreen Obstacle 0
In case of emergency, the Smokescreen chip equips the user with pellets that can shatter on impact to create a visually impenetrable veil of smoke.

Explosive Gel Breaking 50
After the activation of this chip, Batman can make up to three applications of explosive gel that is capable of destroying obstacles and causing damage within the vicinity at his command.

Bat Beacon Obstacle 0
Useful in intense situations, the Bat Beacon summons a swarm of bats to surround the user and soak up damage from external attacks. However this is not useful for ground based attacks such as a shockwave.

Disruptor Elec 20
With the Disruptor, the user can fire off a disruptive pulse of energy that jams guns for a time. This functions both on simple cannons and more elaborate or powerful items, even grapnel types. However it can only be used against two weapons before being used up.

Cryptographer Sequencer 0
With this tool, the user can bypass even the most challenging of digital locks given enough time.
I thought so. But when you posted Sea Devil wasn't on the ground, he'd just stomped on one of Starro's tentacles.
Sea Devil imagined how he might address his mother if he had the time to write a letter.

Dear Mother,

It's funny how these little moments can change your entire worldview. When you're clinging for dear life to the appendage of a flailing starfish monster while he seems to do the Harlem Shake, you begin to realize how abstract the world you live in is. You realize just how imaginary the concept of safety is. There is no safe zone in this world, no matter what your parents or your government tells you.

No police man can protect you when death comes. No amount of ointment can extract the suffering from your soul. One thing in life is certain for most, and that is pain. Even death has proven to be a revolving door. Mama, we all go to hell. Actually, hell comes to all. There is no safe zone free of danger. But you could get by a lot easier if you become the danger that dominates the once safe zone.



Shibuyu Crossing, Tokyo Japan


He'd been afraid of death for so long that it no longer mattered. As a younger man, he avoided high risk confrontations. But now, Jack lived for them. He considered himself the guardian of Gotham's bay. Despite the time and place, this very much seemed like the sort of beast that he would be required to face off against. An aquatic type monster for the amphibious vigilante. A very appropriate way to die if he had to go.

Starro raised the tentacle that Jack stood on. He imagined the acceleration was something like what a fighter pilot might experience. And his feet departed from the tentacles surface. Many of the other heroes were shielded by some sort of force field. With them temporarily inaccessible, that attracted the tentacles that had been designated for the others to an all out assault on Sea Devil.

So, while seemingly suspended in the air, he watched another of the tentacles launching towards him like a fly swatter,"Here we go."

CH-EENK

His grapnel line fired perpendicular to another tentacles path, the appendage that seemed poised to swat at him next. It was impossible for him to dodge the one immediately rushing him , so instead he bent his knees and leaned back before feeling the serpentine arm strike him like a tidal wave made of concrete. As expected, it threw him across the sky, like a birdie being struck by a racquet. That was, until his line was intercepted by the tentacle it had been shot in front of.

Without being wrapped around it at all, the steel line was yanked. And so Sea Devil was yo-yoed into the distance. Soaring with his grapnel's handle between all of his fingers and his palms. With aching knees, he assessed his trajectory. It seemed he was destined to land directly on top of a mob of enslaved citizens, right outside of a convenience store. Consequently, he almost wished that he would simply land on the blacktop.

Without the ability to reel his line in quickly enough, he was stuck. But when he was beginning to descend above the crowd, his line snagged on something. By some miracle he'd managed to maintain his grip before swinging into the side of a building.

His body ached. With the sort of pain that filled his spine and stung in his lungs. This was the way he imagined that Dr. Mid Nite must feel. Wonder what the old timer is doing right now?

More time for that later, but Sea Devil now had the opportunity to pause for a moment. At a distance from the Conqueror that deceptively suggested itself to be safe.

Then he heard a gunshot before a bullet landed next to him. "Come at me!" A woman shouted. I really don't have time for this. The woman was surrounded by Starfish-lings. Was she in league with them? He couldn't be sure. Only one way to find out.

"As you wish!"
<Snipped quote by Nightrunner>

Those are long gone already lol.


Why'd you do it, Wraith? I even imagined his ultimate foil. Centerman!
Today is the day I post!

(And ya'll better hope I do it before my Lego shows up...)


Do it or I'll attack someone in Canada!!! And delete all records of Edgeman permanently.
I would post, but little has happened outside of Captain Marvel's arrival in Tokyo since my last.
yeah, Canadian PM seems like too much of a Coolguy for that...

Also, worried I did too much with CM. I have trouble telling when I play people with major powers and am concerned about abusing them.


I would say that you did not, in any way, abuse your powers. I would also call that a worthwhile post.
<Snipped quote by Blue Demon>

I have never disliked a comment so much lol


Why don't you try to convince the Prime Minister of Canada to take BD down.
@Lord WraithI'm going to find out where you live and seal all your comics. That's just not fair.


Canada. You want to perform a search throughout Canada. Follow the scent of freshly written ventilation schematics and college textbooks. Turn left on the road after the bloated beaver corpse. Once you spot a yard with an older deceased couple in the yard you know you're at the right house, because Wraith wants to be Batman really badly.
In my post I was making a reference to The Brave and The Bold #38. Snapper was originally inducted because his clothes were covered with limestone for some reason. And for some other reason, that was what the League was able to use to defeat Starro. I figured, unless there was an alternate origin that I've neglected to consider or was simply being presumptuous, that Snapper probably would've included the way he's been inducted into the League.

The Metropolis team has several more members than the Tokyo team, but they've also got more supervillains on their hands at this point. I imagine that the straightforward might of Captain Marvel could make a real difference in the Tokyo battle, but it also may encourage Sam to up the ante. Either way @DBlade26, up to you, bruh.
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