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8 yrs ago
And an early Happy Christmas to you.
9 yrs ago
If you like all of the necessary ingredients, pastry and all, why not just make the pie? So many questions.
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9 yrs ago
...How in the heavens do you make soup out of a pie?
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9 yrs ago
Fireworks are fine and all, but why do they have to be so bright, colourful and loud?
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9 yrs ago
See, I always pronounced Nutella based on how it was spelt. Noot-telly. Is that wrong?
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Most Recent Posts

"Strip" and "bush" in the same comment. @ErsatzEmperor was right, we really are writing @Lord Wraith's next sex scene for him.


"What, that? I call it my Yggrbuskr!"
Also, I will do my best to finish my post tomorrow or Wednesday. I know I'm getting close to the two weeks again.

And I really appreciate the mention, @Superboy
Stop, you'll give Wraith ideas for his next sex scene.
Should get next post up on Sunday.
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I'm partial to this version myself.


Thank you.
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When the little douche was only a couple years into his fame, Facebook banned a guy who shared his name because they thought he was trying to make a fake account. As if celebrity (real) names are unique and no one else could possibly exist with the same name.


Sounds about right.
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Yeah, those are my Bieber dicks.


How many Biebers are running around for there to be upwards of one Bieber dick in the equation?
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Lethal levels of Bieber dick, on its way.


Sign me up.
I'm on mobile and I have big thumbs!

#Shame


This happens to me all the time.
Can we all take a moment to contemplate how Teen Titans Go! to the Movies got a 100% Critic Approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

That's higher than any MCU movie or The Dark Knight.


It's based on available reviews though isn't it. Can't imagine many critics bothering with this one, other than those who are happy enough to take WB money.
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