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9 days ago
Current Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.
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11 days ago
Movie Studios don't use AI to generate scripts because they're not copywritable. My writing is mine, not the world's to play with.
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12 days ago
I've no idea what is meant by everyone being a "southern cowboy".
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29 days ago
I like that the Amish gives their kids a chance to decide if they want to stay in their parent's religion.
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2 mos ago
"Badgers?" he said, sweating as he heard gun hammers being cocked unseen behind him. "We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinkin' badgers!"
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

Most Recent Posts

Mostly I was establishing that Cian has no idea of where she is or how long it's been. And she really, really needs a bath.

And a scrub brush.

A comb would be nice.

Are you upwind?
Weapons, I'm sure, wound up in an armory or a storeroom. Or maybe they're in a pile in the Warden's office, a show of confidence. Or arrogance.
There's no bigger skeptic than a forger. So he's going to ask the question up front, before the excitement begins. And I'm sure the emperor bought notebooks by the crateful, so you can have a lot of really old notebooks running around, each owner convinced theirs is the real thing.
"How do you know that's genuine?" Jake asked quietly. "Bit of a cottage industry is that, makin' emperor diaries."

The half-elf stared into his beer, disliking the feel of so many eyes on him. "A diary what tells you where ta start lookin' for treasure? Pure sucker-bait, them. That's the problem when you know what they all look like. Easy ta copy. Easy ta age. Besides, how many did he have tucked away, waitin' for his honor ta pick one up? It might be someone's pension there, sellin' a few here and there. All genuine notebooks, just somebody else's writin' inside."

He risked it, giving Katelyn a quick glance. "And it might be a mite cold, but you're not gonna get a lot of angry customers iffen they're all lost in a bleedin' desert. Before anyone goes 'n' risk their life, you oughta be sure. So, where did you get it? Why does it look so nice?"
@Milkman

I'd added a bit to the personality, hope that fits into your world.
roleplayerguild.com/posts/5476481
Brownie points are in the mail--expect them in 5-10 business days!


Ah, thank you. Some day I may have enough points for a nice brownie with walnuts.

@Red Wizard Ah, I feel kinda silly for asking this but I'm still learning the formatting of rpguild. Do I just copy/paste my sheet as a new post in the Character tab? Or do I do something else?

Working on my intro now!


1. On the post with your character sheet, click the edit button.
2. Select your formatted character sheet text.
3. Copy your text.
4. At the top (you can use the arrow at the right), click on the Characters tab.
5. Click New reply, and paste in your character sheet in the compose message window.
6. Press Post Reply.
7. Come back in a half-hour and re-read your sheet so you can find any spelling or grammar mistakes you may have posted.
8. Send five (5) brownie points to Expendable, c/o this roleplay.
Note: if you encounter badgers in pinstripe suits, tell them to talk to Penny about pizza.
In Dwarves! 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
There should be more quaffing of beer. (i.e. spilling most of it while trying to drink it). Ah, tradition.
@Milkman I've explained it further, I've also reduced his medical knowledge to journeyman status. Mostly he needs practice, which looking like a kid isn't going to help him with despite his age.
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