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7 days ago
Current Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.
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9 days ago
Movie Studios don't use AI to generate scripts because they're not copywritable. My writing is mine, not the world's to play with.
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10 days ago
I've no idea what is meant by everyone being a "southern cowboy".
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27 days ago
I like that the Amish gives their kids a chance to decide if they want to stay in their parent's religion.
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2 mos ago
"Badgers?" he said, sweating as he heard gun hammers being cocked unseen behind him. "We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinkin' badgers!"
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Reduced the entrances and illusory walls to the limited amount. It's still going to be beyond our reach for now, but maybe one day we can get this, hah.


Please leave a little room in the budget for signs that say, "This Way to the Big Egress!" that leads adventurers to a trap door that drops party members into an underground river that lets them out several miles away.

I wonder if we can charge admission?
@BrokenPromise
Yes, I'm aware. I asked the question regarding how the limited player slots would be handled in the interest check. My comment was the result of having just woken up, seeing the brand new OOC and 4 people already having submitted CS'es, and then mentally panicking internally because half of the "potential" spots to be picked for were "potentially already snagged". I am derp.


And I realized last night ERode has a goblin already. Hmmm. Is it a problem if there's two? Or should I try for something else?
I'll probably put together a sheet tonight for a goblin.



Since she's being summoned, she's going to have to go foraging to make herself some Glah.




"Wow," Darya Evonovich said, taking in the splendor before them as she brushed a few errant strands of hair back into place, "This is better than the Scorpio."

She'd been on board the Zodiac line cruise ship for its maiden voyage, with orders and a ticket for her first duty station as it was cheaper than arranging transport on a courier ship. She wasn't sure what to make of the ingenue actress they had playing her for the mini-series, filmed aboard the ship as part of its shakedown cruise following its extensive repairs. She doubted anyone would recognize her, having been from before her accidental exposure.

She glanced at the nearest reflective surface, blinking her eyes. They'd once been a very bland gray.

Her ulster, a thin membrane clinging to her body that left only her head and hands exposed, was programmed in a professional matte black, concealing more than it exposed. Her polished black leather vest and flats gave watchers something to focus on, yet the vest concealed the revolver, currently loaded with sub-sonic ammunition approved for ship use. Her bodyguard and concealed carry license in her wrist IDENTchip must have been scanned on entry for her and Violet to get so far inside.

And Darya doubted she was the only one armed, even in this crowd.

Being a bodyguard wasn't what she was usually hired for - most of her travels was as a pilot on a tramp freighter who needed a qualified pilot. However, not knowing who was going to suddenly jump out at her with a wooden stake kept her constantly aware of what was going on around her. While it wouldn't kill her, stakes hurt.

Her three AI luggage cases were being picked up by the drones for room delivery. Only the first one held clothes and toiletries, the rest being her medical supplies and ammo. Darya sighs, glancing at the other patrons. She definitely needed to get herself an AnySuit™, the holographic bodysuit that could be programmed with hundreds of different outfits, perfect for travelers. However, glancing around the room, she doubted any of them would blink at the luggage fees.

She watched as Violet selected a mask, her right eyebrow arching.

"Is this required?" Darya demanded sourly, not liking anything that might interfere with her vision.

One of my ideas is that before there were banks, those with money would build a strongroom to hold their treasure. But others broke into their strongroom and stole some of their treasure, so they got the idea to expand the strongroom into a dungeon, with several strongrooms, some empty rooms, secret doors, traps, and monsters added to the mix.

And something to keep in mind is that monsters are also part of the treasure - bring back goblin ears to the local adventure guild to get a silver piece, hides have value, as do other parts.

I remember a fun story where one of the local girls wanted to catch the eye of the local knight, so posed herself next to an Earth dragon - poor thing never had a chance. But the dragon was piled up in front of this peasant's home, and he wanted to know who was going to clean it up - and the knight dismissed it, saying it was the peasant's job.

The peasant comes to a decision, grabs a knife and crawls into the wound on the dragon and cuts some of the lavender dragon meat and cooks it - and it tastes like liver. But he starts selling it - and when someone spills the beans, people start bragging how much they paid for their dragon meat. Peasant is raking in a fortune, but he's running out of sellable parts. When the knight hears about it, he comes to reclaim the dragon - but instead the peasant gets him to go hunt other dragons.

Or go watch the anime Delicious in Dungeon - congrats, you're an orc but you're on the menu.
If there's one thing I've picked up from the anime That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime and So I'm a Spider, So What? is you shouldn't go around killing humans - they're vicious creatures. And then there's the bit for this game that we used to be human....

Sounds fun.

Are we reborn understanding both the common languages of monsters and of humans?
Billie the Joat




Billie burst into her quarters and grabbed her duffle, quickly stuffing clothes into the bag. The room wasn't much - a display dominated the wall to the left, while on the right was a couch that would fold down to make a bed. Behind it was the drawers and cubicles. Past the bed/couch was the private 'fresher, and behind her, beside the door, was the snack and beverage panel. It wasn't much, but it had been her home these last few months, a gift from Uncle Tony.

She was probably going to miss it.

Billie grabbed her tablet and shoved it into her tool bag, hoisted her duffle, then with one look back, she caught the wallpaper changing to purple unicorns with big, big eyes and golden horns. It must have been majestic to see those roaming on Ancient Earth.

The door slid shut behind her as she made her way to the colony ship.




Nine


She was just drifting off in her chair when she heard it - footsteps and voices echoing in the passageways. There were people boarding. She glanced at the other burnts in their cubicles, sound asleep.

There was a sudden spike of pain in her head that made her flinch, burying her face in her hands.

Your mission is to secure the ship from all external threats, said the voice. She had a vague impression of a craggy face, a half-smile....

Nine sighs, pressing the release and pushing the padded securing bar up. Climbing out, she went to the broom rack and picked one, and began shuffling out the door.

Time to start cleaning up.

"...yeah," Earl yelled, talking over the rumble of the tram as it made its way down the lower deck, carrying its cargo of trained Burnts. "My brother told me, he's in the military. All those clock towers in every town and city? They're all bombs! For the day the Metacer find us!"
"Yeah?" Plant the driver snorted, rolling his eyes. "So what'll the bombs do?"
"They'll explode, take out everything!" Ear grinned from ear to ear. "Metacer, people, towns, nests, everything! Why did ya think I came up here for?! The view?!"

Plant shook his head as the thin man laughed evilly. He didn't see it when Earl turned towards the Burnt beside him, reaching out to grab the woman. Only she grabbed his hand.

"Hey...!" he whines, "that hurts...! Now let me go before I..."

Nine punched Earl's face, knocking him back on the plastic seat. Before he could shake it off, she kicked him off the tram, knocking his head into a column. He collapsed like a rag.

Nine turned to face forward, her face serene. Minutes later, they arrived at the rear loading hatch of the colony ship. Plant brought the tram to a stop, then turned.
"Earl! Get them off the tram while I... Earl?" Of the man, there was little sigh. He turned to stare at Nine, who had been sitting next Earl, but she just sat there, waiting quietly, like the rest. He looked back down the tracks, but of Earl there was no sign.

"Damn it, Earl!" he swore, shaking his fist as he climbed out of the driver's seat. "Of all the times...! I gotta get these people on board and you've gone off someplace!"

He walked towards the hatch, pulling out a flimsy that he held up to the laser scanner. The red beam swept across the bar code, then buzzed. With a loud clink, the massive doors began sliding up. Still grumbling, he walked down the metal ramp and began coaxing the Burnt custodians aboard.

Nine was the final custodian he seated in her chair, her box already loaded, lowering the padded safety bar to lock her in before glancing side to side. He walked over to the hatch, glancing about, then pressed the "close" button and listening to the hydraulics began closing the hatch.
"No way I'm stayin' on the station," Plant scowled, heading towards the front of the compartment and slipping past the doorway into the ship's corridors.

"Wh."
Nine frowned, ever so softly.
"Why..."

Leaning forward, she glanced down the row of booths, spotting a head leaning out, like hers. Another burnt. Simon? "Why did...?"

Nine cocked her head defiantly, then leaned back.
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