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Mid 20s. Been here a long time, generally only join friend's rps. Constantly tired. Masc nonbinary, preference for they pronouns but he are ok too!

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The Waystone Inn
Interactions: Lairëcúma @Tesserach, Bennie @NoriWasHere, Mannie @CassidyTheButch, Latrom @Cosmic, Grask @Blizz
Outfit: Normal
Hunter’s Mark Target: Ransom


There was a slight pep in Cali’s step knowing she’d left Ransom speechless behind her, hopefully to never rear his ugly head again. The night was looking brighter from here on out. She’d have a couple of drinks with a beautiful elf, while making sure an equally beautiful but much less sober tiefling got home safely.

”Ay, add it to my tab, Rosa.” Cali smiled, slipping in beside Lairëcúma at the bar. It wasn’t like she was paying for it out of pocket- the cost of anything she drank tonight would come out of what they owed her for today’s fresh kills. Leaning against the bar, she glanced towards Kel to make sure she was still alright. Some old guy was talking to her but… He didn’t seem to be creeping. Yet. She didn’t trust him. He was a man, after all. She’d keep an eye on it.

With a relaxed expression, she turned towards Lairëcúma, mouth opening to say something. Whatever she’d planned to say was cut off by a tremor. Not a massive one, but still a tremor.

”The fuck?” Cali grimaced at a second tremor. Was it an earthquake? No, she hadn’t seen the signs in the forest earlier. It shouldn’t be. A ranger had a sense for these things. Then again, she wasn’t infallible. It could be–

It felt like the bar was thrown to the side, forcing her casual lean to become a tight grip onto the bar to stop her from falling. Her other arm wrapped tightly around Dev, glad she hadn’t let her go yet. Though the vixen probably wouldn’t fall, she might have been crushed by all of the falling people. Cali grimaced through the screams, twisted her head towards Kel.

Instead of a drunk woman on the floor, she was met with the sight of an old asshole pinning her to the bar. That asshole was really taking advantage of this to force himself on her?! Of fucking course- men didn’t change. They were all the same.

This feeling was only confirmed as the aggressive cat shoved his way past Lairëcúma. Bastard. What had the poor bard done to deserve being constantly shoved aside?! Cali stepped forward, one arm moving towards her back to at least stop her falling if she didn’t get out of the way in time. She had to think fast, torn between three different problems. But having caught her, at least, Lairëcúma would be fine. But Kel? Would anyone else protect her?

And what about all those screams from outside? Fuck.

Arm dropping, having offered enough support to stop Lairëcúma from falling, Cali grabbed her bow. She swiftly nocked an arrow, aimed, and shot. It skimmed Benni’s ear- nicking it without doing much damage. Enough pain to draw his attention, Cali’s purple eyes narrowing.

”Get the fuck away from her, or the next one’s through your eye.” She snapped, head jerking towards Lairëcúma. ”Please make sure that old bastard doesn’t hurt her! I gotta go help!”

It was a big assumption that she would be more useful outside than the bard, but one she made and followed through with anyway. She pushed her way past the very hot woman holding the door open, met with the city falling apart. Shit. Dev jumped out of her arms, dropping the now completely torn glove out of her mouth with a whine. Where could she help? Her arms were strong from using her bow, but getting people out of rubble strong.

But she could spot people in need of saving.

Cali spun around, jumping up to grab a hand hold in the uneven stone that made up the tavern. It was easy enough to climb, especially with pieces dislodged from the quakes. She deftly scaled the wall and perched on the roof. She quickly scanned the remaining city for signs of life.

Oh, so the overgrown furball does know how to help people?

Now wasn’t the time to think about that shit. She’d rip into his ass later, if everyone survived. She looked down at the woman at the door and the people being ushered inside now.

”One’ve you with muscle, the crazy cat needs help lifting a big fucking slab.” She shouted down to the door, specifically looking at Mannie and Latrom as she pointed in Lucky’s direction. She very purposefully did not look at Ransom, though he was near the door. Though she did give a quick glance at Grask. ”Or someone with a rock blasting gun.”

She looked up again, spotting another person half covered in debris. They seemed alive, and she pointed with her other hand in that direction. ”Someone over there’s stuck too.”


I third the Cougars for sure


The Waystone Inn
Outfit: Damp
Interactions: Ransom @Atrophy, everyone outside kinda
Lunar Phase: Half Moon [Day 5 of 29]


Eilrethiel wasn’t quite nosey enough to follow outside to the fight, but he had shuffled his chair closer to the door to try to look outside. With a table blocking him from getting it much further, he was literally on the edge of his seat. This didn’t change even as the Tabaxi stormed back in. Oh, the drama!

It was so dramatic that even the building started shaking. Wait, the building was shaking. Why the fuck was the building shaking?!

Already practically off it, Eilrethiel tumbled off his seat. His side hit the floor, bashing the gills hidden underneath his clothes and winding him. He started to wheeze, wriggling slightly, awfully similar to a fish flopping around out of water. As everyone around him panicked, he did his best to avoid being trampled on.

Still struggling to breath, he managed to scramble to his feet and towards the door. He was single minded in his goal. Water. Eil dived right into the handy pile of snow right beside the door, scooping up handfuls and pressing them against his neck gills.

Oh sweet, sweet frozen water.

It didn’t offer complete relief, but his breathing evened out into something more manageable as he smothered both sets of gills in snow. Without the panic that he might drown on land, Eil was able to actually observe his surroundings.

Oh sweet Sashelas.

The whole city had been torn apart and the Arcane Tower had awoken. Eil stared at it in awe for a moment. How did it work? He itched to know, feeling the magical energy in the air like static. Maybe he could draw on it… No, it was completely different to his own. The moon was enough for him. Still, he had to-

“Ya tryin’ ta git fresh wit me too, blue skin?! Y’all wan’ Ol’ Petey, ya bastards, I gut ya!”

“Hey, big guy! I hope those aren’t just show muscles. Help me pull them out.”

Two overlapping shouts dragged Eil out of his excited thoughts by two jarringly different shouts. He hadn’t noticed the incredibly rude gnome in the snow next to him, and quickly pulled himself to his feet and away before he got stabbed. But the other he recognised as being hot blond one. He didn’t have muscles, but he could help!

Or not, because the actually muscular guy went over to help. But that was no problem.

”If you need to dig anyone else out of the snow, I can help!” Eilrethiel called over to Ransom with a wave, making a scooping motion. His slightly webbed hands were notably ungloved even in the cold weather. After all, it was difficult to get gloves that fit someone with webbing up to the first joint. Not that this kind of cold bothered him much. He was thankful for his cloak, but the cold dampness where he shoved snow on himself wasn’t any worse than how cold it got in the ocean. ”These hands are made for scooping.”

He looked around for any other hands sticking out of the snow, eyes wide as he caught sight of more people in danger. His gaze moved to the night sky briefly. A perfect half moon… Well that wasn’t ideal. This couldn’t have happened in a few days, when he at least had a shield spell, or last week when he had feather fall?! What could he do? He couldn’t go grab people, he’d run out of breath and die himself.

He had to do something.

He shoved a hand into one of the pouches on his belt, before throwing it up into the air. The brightly coloured coral powder fizzled away as a dazzling rainbow of lights shot fifteen feet up into the air. He took in a deep breath, shouting as best as he could. ”It’s safe over here! Follow the light!”
I suppose I'm in



Interactions: Marco & Gideon @NoriWasHere, Paloma @Atrophy, Destiny @Evil Ghost Note, Kiki (text) @AtomicEmperor
Thursday November 24th, The Hollow Tap


Vin hadn't gone all in on Marco out of respect for their friendship, and not wanting to beat someone within an inch of their life in front of Loni. But he was really fucking pushing it. The insufferable bastard was acting like this was all a joke. Piece of shit acting all coy and teasing them- Fuck! They couldn't stand it. They wanted to wipe that smug fucking grin off his face. They should just throw him into the fucking wall- No, they should rip off his dick so he couldn't even think about using it again-

“Marco Romano, what the fuck are you doin’?”

Luckily for Marco, Gideon appeared just in time for Vin to temper their rage and not end his entire future bloodline. It wasn't fear of Gideon that stopped them. They'd gotten enough concussive therapy from him to know they could handle more for throwing another Hollow member through the wall... But Gideon wasn't pissed at them. He was pissed at Marco. It was vindicating, and stopped them acting on overly violent impulses they didn't really want to see through in front of Loni.

Though Paloma had moved in to distract her, so maybe they could’ve gotten away with it.

They kept glaring silently at Marco as Gideon talked, nodding here and there without backing down. Strong hands still gripped onto their friend’s shirt, ready to go in for another blow before Gideon got in there with his famous concussive therapy. But of course, the boss talked some sense into Marco.

”Dunno, boss, you ain’t got any spirits hauntin’ you.” Vin said as Gideon lumped them in with Marco as a fucking idiot, deadpan in a way that was signature of them making a joke. ”Fifteen minutes. Got it.”

Although Gideon was already turning away to order Paloma to unfreeze everyone.

Maybe Vin should feel a little bad she got shit for it, but they hadn't asked her to do that. They were hardly responsible for another adult. Why were they even feeling they should feel anything at all?! She'd fucking latched onto them! If they should be feeling anything, it was disappointment that Gideon wasn't going to kick her out or have her silently killed. Yes. That would've been better.

”Fuck off, don't tell me what to do.” Vin grumbled at Marco, finally letting go of his collar and taking a step back. They had no idea what the business up in the mountain was, but they could only assume it was something dangerous if they were getting dragged along. It looked like they wouldn’t be going to Sin Sisters’ with Loni later after all… Fuck, their proper family Thanksgiving! This was all Marco’s fault.

”Keep your eyes to yourself, asshole.” Vin added, foot flicking out to kick Marco in the ankle hard even as he stopped ogling Loni. ”I dunno what this mountain business is, but I ain’t happy you got me dragged into it! Fuck, you ain’t the one I wanna spend Thanksgiving with- Whatever! Get the truck, I’ll talk to Lon and grab my shit.”


Loni's eyes were wide and panicked, trying to figure out if she could muster up enough magic to stop Vin from ruining a very handsome face. But Vin would always beat her in a fight, because her magic wasn’t made for fighting. What could she even do? Maybe if she gripped onto Marco’s amazingly muscular arm more, it would help him feel at ease, even though he seemed completely unbothered that Vin was probably planning to destroy all his best features.

“Hiii, hiiiiiiiii.”

Huh? Loni’s head immediately swiveled to Paloma, eyes going wide. She wasn't so worried about her daughter being in the arms of a stranger- not because she was some bad mother, just that she knew Vin would never hand Luciana over to someone they didn't trust. Not even in a fit of rage! But her darling baby girl was frozen! Like a statue, was she going to be stuck like this?!

No, no, this lovely lady said it would be fixed! Loni was sure she was right– Why had Gideon Cross come over?!

Loni was thrown right back into full on panic mode, back going straight even as her body trembled slightly. Was he going to kill Marco? Was he going to kill her? Was he going to kill all of them?! Was flirting not allowed in the Hollow?! Had she made the worst decision of her life, and she’d made a lot of bad decisions, by–

He wasn’t killing anyone. It was fine. He’d defused the situation. As Vin finally let go of Marco’s collar, Loni could fully relax. She caught his last look, lips curving up into a coy smile as she flirtatiously pushed her hair back behind her ear. So there was still a chance.

Her attention turned back to Paloma with a wide smile and a bounce in her step. She started to turn the name over in her head, trying to figure out if she'd heard it before. Paloma, Paloma... Vin hadn't mentioned a Paloma. But clearly Vin knew Paloma. Was very friendly with, even!

Oh. Ohhhhh. It was obvious! Paloma went crazy with jealousy over Vin talking about their sister so much… Of course. Awwwww, that was so cute!

Now, why was Vin getting so upset about Loni's business when their girlfriend was right there?!

"Oh-ah!" Luciana’s shout interrupted Loni’s thoughts as she flung her hands up at Paloma, seemingly completely unphased by being unfrozen in a completely different person's arms than she'd last remembered being in. She babbled some complete nonsense as her attention was turned to her Mama. She giggled, leaning her whole upper body out of Paloma's arms and waving her arms towards Loni. "Eyyyeee Mammmaaaa!"

"Heyyy baby!" Loni laughed, reaching out to take Luciana from Paloma. She absolutely smothered her face in kisses, eliciting even louder giggling from the toddler.

"Nice to meetcha, Paloma! I'm Loni!" Loni said cheerfully, not caring that Paloma probably already knew her name if Vin talked about her so much. She completely skipped the handshake, shifting Luciana onto one hip so she could move in for a one armed hug. After all, a friend of Vin's was a friend of hers! And she was generally quite a tactile person. "Vin didn't tell me they was seein' someone! They're so secretive 'bout-"

”"I ain't seein' no one. 'Specially not her." Vin interrupted her, inserting themselves into the conversation. They were done with Marco anyway.

Loni’s eyes widened, before her expression softened into a gooey look that screamed awwww. So they were still in the getting to know each other stage. How cute! Vin always was slower than Loni with these kinds of things. They didn't really sleep with people they weren't dating, and they were so independent they hardly rushed into relationships.

"Don't be rude, Vin!"

Vin didn’t even bother responding to that. "Did y’hear what the boss said? Fifteen minutes, then we’re droppin’ you off."

"You ain't gotta do that... I ain't going home, I'm going back to work, and it's real hard to get over the bridge nowadays! I wouldn't wanna put you all in... Danger?" Loni glanced at Vin hesitantly, then towards where Gideon had disappeared. She was fairly certain Gideon Cross couldn't just stride over to the North, right? And Vin definitely couldn't openly. They only got over there by stealing Loni's work idea, or swimming across the river in their tiger form! "Cause, y'know, I work in the North! Sin Sisters... I’m always available for ‘friends’ if they visit."

She looked back at Marco with a suggestive smile.

Vin rolled their eyes, but they weren't so worried about their asshole friend getting with their sister right now. Not after Gideon had stepped in. "Well I ain't lettin' you walk back yourself. Not with all the shit that’s happened."

"Oh, I won't! I'll text Kiki- or Mo, if she don't respond!"

”Fine. Just don’t go sayin’ stupid shit to each other. I gotta deal with other shit.” Vin narrowed their eyes at Loni, then Paloma, silently telling her not to share the whole necromancer murder thing. But they also knew that they couldn’t stop either of these women from saying shit they didn’t want to. Whatever… They’d just fucking live with it.

As Vin grumbled and shuffled away towards Destiny, Loni leaned in closer to Paloma.

"Don't worry, Vin's just shy about these things!" Loni whispered, as if she was passing on some crazy secret information.

"Eye!" Luci agreed, along with some nonsensical babbling.

Smiling brightly, Loni pulled back a bit, while still being closer than most people would find comfortable.

"Pink’s the best colour, so you’re so right to have it as your fave! Some people said I gotta grow outta it cause it's childish, and red's much sexier, but I get as many clients as the girls wearing red- more, sometimes!" She rambled, bright and friendly as she responded to everything Paloma had said in her earlier distraction attempt. For Loni, it just felt natural- she wasn’t so scatter brained she’d forgotten it, but she was ditzy enough to jump right back to it.

"I can’t believe we’re neighbours! That’s so exciting! Is that how you met Vin? That's so cute. You probably ain't seen me cause've my work hours... I work a lotta evenin' shifts, so I ain't home till well past midnight. And I'm stayin' at work right now cause've the-" Loni cut herself off before mentioning the freaky doppelganger that had almost killed her a few days ago. Paloma seemed to know about magic since she was unphased by the freezing, and maybe had something to do with it unless Gideon had pinned the blame on the easiest target- But that didn't mean she knew about the horrible face stealers about town! Loni didn't want to freak someone else out. She was freaking out enough as it was. "Childcare! Vin's real busy recently, and my boss loves my baby girl. I mean it's impossible not to- But Momo really loves her. So does my best friend Kiki, who's Momo's sister and works with me. If I stay at work one of em's always around to watch Lu- So it's no wonder you ain't seen me, if you're only gettin' to know Vin recently."

The explanation was unnecessarily long, but it probably would've been just as long if she'd given the real reason. Loni's babbling was punctuated by Luci's, which only made the actual English spoken by the adult of the two hard to follow.

The toddler ended with a resounding, "Ahn Mo!"

"That's right, Mijita, your aunt Mo loves you a lot." Loni started tickling Luci, squeals of joy getting louder. "Anyway! It's so nice to meet you. Vin ain't got many friends, and most've 'em are real rough types! Cause they're so prickly... But they're really soft on the inside! They gotta real soft spot for cuteness too. Like–"

She nodded towards where Vin was talking to Destiny.

"If you wanna get closer, I can help." Loni waggled her eyebrows, glancing at Vin and then back to Paloma with a bright smile. "Nobody knows Vin better than me! They're real stingy 'bout sharin' things, but I ain't! You can ask me anything. What do you wanna know?! I love sharing! Oh- oh, especially embarrassing childhood stories! Course we're the same age so I don't remember everything but I- Oh, wanna see some pictures of them when they were younger?! Vin used to be so cute."

Not even waiting for a response, Loni slipped a hand into her bag, which was a little difficult with a wriggling toddler in her other arm. But she managed, unlocking her phone with one hand.

Oh! She should text Kiki first! She quickly sent her location, before typing out an explanation text.

Mt me here whn 3 xoxo

Then she started scrolling through her pictures to find the most adorable baby photo of Vin she could.

Luci leaned forward in her Mama’s arms, hands waggling towards Paloma. She was only distracted by the bright colours on the screen for a moment, after all, before wanting more entertainment. “Ah-bah! Pah duh ipe uhn down!”

It was mostly nonsense, but it was clear she wanted to do something that wasn’t just wriggling in Loni’s arms.


Grumbling under their breath about annoying people, Vin moved back towards Destiny and Latoya. They didn’t particularly care about the adult woman, but they had unfinished business with the child. If they were going to be leaving soon, they needed to sort out the whole fighting lessons thing. And a few other things… It wouldn’t be good if their new prodigy got bumped off in the streets before they strengthened her up.

”Sorry ‘bout that shit- woulda been a good fuckin’ fight if the boss hadn’t stop it.” Vin said directly to Destiny, quickly moving onto the point. ”I bet you don’t gotta phone, so I ain’t gonna bother givin’ you my number. If you’re serious ‘bout learning to fight, come here tomorrow. And if you get into any real bad trouble… Gimme a nudge.”

They tapped their head. They knew Destiny had some kind of mental magic, after all, after she’d blasted them with her grief. Whether it was powerful enough to be used at a distance they didn’t know, but what else could they offer?

”Before you go stressin’ ‘bout why some adult’d care enough to help you out if you’re in danger- it ain’t some selfless thing. Nothin’s as fun as a good fight.” They grinned, a wild, almost bloodthirsty thing. ”And I ain’t allowed to just go ‘round beatin’ people up. So you’d be doin’ me a favour.”


The Waystone Inn
Interactions: Lairëcúma @Tesserach, Ransom @Atrophy
Outfit: Normal
Hunter’s Mark Target: Ransom


Cali openly rolled her eyes at Ransom. Gods, what an asshole. Was he seriously trying to flirt with the woman he’d only moments ago tried to slap across the face? Of course he was. Hopefully the overgrown furball would claw his eyes out and ignore his cowardly bullshit about a proper duel.

Or not. Lucky slunk away with an unnecessarily pissy shout as soon as Ransom turned his back, which unfortunately meant the golden bastard was looking at them. Cali’s face twisted with disgust as he not only blamed her for any inflammatory songs- she didn’t even have to say anything this time- but also acted like she was still into him. Had she not been fucking clear?! Her expression darkened further, lips twisting into a scowl. But for a brief moment it broke, an amused smile flickering across her lips at Lairëcúma’s continued song.

At least there was a silver lining in all this. Not only was she beautiful, but she didn’t seem as pretentious as she’d first appeared. At least, what stuck up elf would sing a song like that? Cali found herself quite liking Lairëcúma already. It seemed like she’d be quite fun to drink with - which was an excellent suggestion by her. Though just like Ransom, she wasn’t backing away until she’d set the record straight.

”Move that finger before I cut it off, and get your head outta your own ass.” Cali sneered, glad the glow of her hunter’s mark was somewhat obscuring his smug punchable face. She couldn't really deny the stalker charge, considering her plans to stalk and assassinate him later. But everything else was completely false. The only way she wanted him ‘to herself’ was to kill him. Gods, maybe she should just try right now. Shoot him through the eye. If she was fast enough she let go of the arrow before he stopped her.

No, no… Time and place. She’d survived this long by not murdering assholes right in front of crowds and tavern doors.

But his continued delusion had to be shattered. Almost endearing? The last thing she wanted was to be endearing to him. Like she was playing hard to get- disgusting.

”I didn’t follow you. I came out to make sure this poor bard wasn’t hurt when you shoved her out of the way. Seeing your ugly mug is the price I gotta pay for that. I don’t want a single living piece of you. I don’t like men. You thinking I’m into you after everything I said just shows how fucking depraved you are. Bet you think every woman is, no matter what they say, you sick bastard.”

While Cali was giving him a piece of his mind, the big cat had been replaced with a smaller furry friend. Devastation the fox had grown bored of guard duty. So she'd abandoned the drunk tiefling to follow her master, weaving through legs and trotting out into the cold.

But as her padded feet stepped into the snow, a whiff of something delectable was caught in her constantly sniffing nose. Leather au Aasimar blood. She’d gotten a taste and now she wanted more. The half smoked cigarette on top, still smouldering, didn’t deter her. She bounded forward to snatch up Ransom’s abandoned glove from the snow, before scampering over to lie down at Cali’s feet. She quickly licked off the remaining bloodstain, before starting to rip into it like it was a chew toy.

Cali looked down at Dev, and a chuckle escaped her lips. At least someone was having fun. Now that she’d made herself clear, she should too. No point ignoring what seemed like great company to keep ripping into this asshole. She could hunt him down and kill him quietly later.

She turned to Lairëcúma, also making sure to show Ransom her back, glare swiftly softening into a smile towards her. She gestured towards the door, indicating for her to go first. ”You're right, let’s go enjoy some drinks and better company. I gotta make sure my friend ain’t stumbled off… You ever tried Last Round? Really nasty stuff, but got a strong kick to it. First round's on me.”

Cali bent down to scoop up Dev in her arms, the fox far too into chewing her new leather glove to move. ”Nice song, by the way. How d’you come up with the lyrics on the spot like that?”


The Waystone Inn
Interactions: Lairëcúma @Tesserach, Kel @NoriWasHere
Outfit: Free from scum
Hunter’s Mark Target: Ransom


Ah, revenge was so sweet.

While Ransom’s delusion held stronger than Cali expected, with a barely hidden smirk she wanted to cut off, it eventually broke. It was incredibly satisfying. Seeing the disgusting smile wiped clean off his face as it turned to barely contained rage… She couldn’t get enough of it. The only thing that would make it better would be if he now fucked off.

She was already preparing the next dose of venom, eyes raising as he pulled his glove off. Why? Was he going to slap her with it? Of course, he was turning to violence just like she expected. It would take more than that–

"Man, do y'all love wobblin' jaw as loud as possible for the hell of it or what? Gods, I can barely hear myself fucking think."

Great. Now there were two asshole men to deal with- Or not. The cat barely stuck around, thank fuck, though she did get the opportunity to make a rude gesture at his back. Why was he in a tavern if he didn’t want to hear people talking? He should choose somewhere quieter to be, like a ditch.

Though watching him smash Ransom’s pretty little head was amusing. Doubly so when it sent Ransom into a fit of rage. He was on an absolute warpath. Just like that, their problem was taken care of. Almost a shame, since she had plenty more insults ready to stab him with. But while she had some harsh words for the rude cat too, at least he took the trash out with him.

Her eyes narrowed at Ransom’s retreating back, quickly casting Hunter’s Mark on him before he was out of sight. Though if she was lucky the overgrown cat would kill him so she didn’t have to. A soft purple glow settled around him right as he tried to throw a beautiful elf out of the way.

That asshole hasn’t already hurt enough women?!

Now she was pissed again. Cali couldn’t stay still when some poor woman had been flung out into the snow. She needed to make sure the elf was alright. Maybe she also wanted to see Ransom get his ass handed to him by a big cat. Two men beating each other up was entertaining until the loser decided to find some helpless woman to pummel to get his pride back. Which only put the lady shoved outside in more danger.

”Stay here, drink water, I’ll be back.” Cali said to Kel, feeling some amount of (obligation) towards her. She was so drunk she couldn’t be left alone, after all. ”I gotta make sure that scumbag doesn’t move onto another victim– Dev, watch over her for me.”

The fox that had been sniffing around the floor looked up at her, before letting out a soft bark. The bond between the two meant that even if she didn’t understand Cali’s words exactly, she got the meaning, trailing over to Kel and slinking around her legs.

Cali grabbed her fur lined cloak and bow before she hurried outside, fearing the worst as she reached the door to– “I demand satisfaction!”

That bastard- She burst out into the cold expecting to find him leering over the elf, only to find him squaring up to Lucky. Why was his glove on the floor? Was making Lucky pick it up some kind of pre-fight humiliation ritual? What a fucking weirdo.

She turned to find Lairëcúma, hand outstretched with the expectation she’d be helping her up from where she’d been thrown out the door and onto the ground. Another expectation was thwarted, but not in such a weird way this time, when she found Lairëcúma still standing off to the other side of the door from the asshole duo.

”Are you alright? You ain’t the first lady that scumbag’s tried to batter tonight.” Cali asked, jerking her head towards Ransom. But maybe Lairëcúma wouldn’t have needed Cali’s help, if she was able to get out of the way of his shove. Her gaze turned slightly appraising as she looked up at the taller woman.

After a moment she looked over her shoulder, disappointed when she found they hadn’t started clobbering each other yet.

”Don’t fall for it if he tries to flatter you later… Ah, but if you stick with me that won’t be a problem. My name’s Cali.” Not one to be thrown off by changing events, she kept her hand out and turned it into an introduction. Her dark red lips pulled up in a smile. ”I got a… Friend inside I’m drinking with, if you wanna join? Though I’m curious to see who’s gonna win this fight.”



The Waystone Inn
Outfit: Normal
Interactions: None, observations only
Lunar Phase: Half Moon [Day 5 of 29]


Watching people was always so fun.

Not in a creepy way. Of course not. Eilrethiel didn’t think he was creepy, even though he’d had that term used against him before.

He sat in a dimmer corner of the Waystone Inn, draped in a dark cloak with the hood up. It made him look a lot more suspicious than he intended- he just wasn’t sure how people would react to his appearance! He’d literally only bought this cloak for hiding his non-human features! Cause if he wore his fur lined coat, he’d die of heat! He’d only been here a few weeks, and was yet to figure out how similar to other towns it would be. Odd looks and questions he could deal with, but some people were downright nasty about the whole being half sea elf thing. It wasn’t his fault there were cultural differences!

Like how they were to tieflings… Though he’d found they were discriminated against much more than half-elves were in their elvish communities. Not that he knew how other half-elves had it, but at least he’d never been treated like the scum of the earth.

Though it didn’t seem so bad here. At least the bartender was treating the two pretty tiefling ladies normally, and one was now even getting to it with a very handsome human. It was a shame she got to him first… No, no, he wasn’t falling for the perfect blond human again. Not this time! This time he’d–

Oh, maybe it wasn’t proper flirting. Things were getting really nasty! And not just because of the vomit on the floor! So, it was normal treatment of tieflings! Worth noting down, though he didn’t have any of the devilish traits that made Tieflings both discriminated against and constantly flirted with.

He scrambled for the scruffy leatherbound notebook in his hands, which he was making notes in with a magically self inking quill he’d stolen when he was kicked out of wizard school for not being a wizard.

If anyone happened to look over his shoulder, they’d have absolutely no idea what he was writing. His handwriting was a harsh, childlike scratch with sharp lines and no connection between the letters. Half the words were misspelt, and the words that were used were relatively basic. Some kind of observation log, maybe… Impossible to tell unless someone was skilled in deciphering horrendous unreadable handwriting.

His gaze moved to the other half-elf in the room- At least he assumed she was, what with the kind of pointed kind of not signature ears. She seemed completely unbothered by her surroundings, and Eilrethiel immediately sensed a kindred spirit. An outsider like him, and not just because they were both half-elves! No, she clearly came from a completely different community and place than this.

Maybe he’d talk to her later.

But for now she was talking to a big cat- Tabaxi! They were called Tabaxi, and they didn’t like being asked how closely related they were and if they had the same gear down there. At least, the couple he’d met hadn’t. They couldn’t even talk to cats, which he thought was weird considering some of his race could talk to dolphins, and they weren’t even related- Sorry, not related! At least, he could ask Tabaxi. Cats hadn’t responded to his questioning at all.

Oh, that Tabaxi was moving on. Maybe this was a good chance to slide in– Oh! Oh! He’d crashed right into the hot blond! The hot blond looked even hotter angry! He was storming off after him… Was there going to be a fight?! How exciting!

Eilrethiel leaned forward in his seat, excitement shining in his emerald green eyes as he considered following. Just to observe… No, he wanted to find a community here. He needed to pick the right moments to get on people’s good sides so they liked him. That meant not cheering for a fight, right? After all, he’d come to learn that spars on the surface didn’t tend to be friendly.

Oh, and he wasn’t the only hot blond in the room! An attractive surface elf entered, greeting the whole bar. Was that… A normal surface elf thing? How strange. Something else to write down– Oh shit! Hot blond one took out hot blond two! The drama!

Eilrethiel was practically on the edge of his seat, adding more unreadable scrawls to his notebook. Unbeknownst to him, he’d shuffled a bit out of the shadows of his lovely dark corner, making him a bit more noticeable. Dark teal hair fell out of his hood as he wrote down greet on walk in and be hot in his notebook.
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