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23 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
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Aaand here it is, double application:



So. I forgot that yeste4say was my birthday. I didn't have time to finish.

Also, @potatochipgolem, don't stress it. Blackout is imminent. Though I have to say, are you going to just have Gwen stalk Skylar back to the apartment? XD You haven't introduced him to anyone else, and they all have to be in the same room to leave when it happens.


You forgot your own birthday ? Holy.. erm... anyway. Gratz! :)
@FallenTrinity
The Ladies of Mary 'are known to help out those who are homeless, helpless and in need of guidance.' Would it be possible that they also helped someone and trained him a bit in their ways of fighting without ultimately accepting him as a member ? (I'm assuming that their name in fact implies that they don't accept males in their ranks)

The background of my question is that I've a character concept in hold (that once originated from another RP that suddenly had to be discontinued) a major influence of the Ladies of Mary would perfectly fit for (in my thinking).
*A wild voice whispers to you* Varioyn doesn't know you have the answers already ;D


How long will it take for Grol to give Varioyn a serious headache ?
Intellectual tests ? One could tell by the Etlock's facial expression that he wasn't exactly fond of that immediate prospect. The room had already filled with a plethora of different people of most of the races he knew about. Of course it had to. It was the same bunch of people he had seen the day before, the day of his signup. Hopefully he wouldn't regret it...

The Etlock's hand, richly decorated with robust, black hair sprouting from its back, went for a head-on assault against the pile of writing material. He knew that his writing was rather horrible, and as he had already provided a sample of it to Varioyn, he had to assume that the instructor knew as well. Grol wasn't eager to be the one that had to more or less shily get up and ask for another sheet of parchment because he needed more than twice as much space for the same number of letters than the average elf.

He noted someone who appeared to be an Etlock just like himself by his stature. Yet Grol found it still very difficult to believe that, because... How tall was this guy ? Four feet, perhaps even less. He couldn't help but pity him - such a curse. This boy likely was being laughed at by many, perhaps that was the reason why he had taken his weapon with him. So had several people; it was something Grol considered bravado. Noone needed a sword or a shield to fill in a stupid test!

Jameson's seat on the bench dropped significantly when Grol placed himself next to him and started to read. The first question seemed very easy on first glance, but it took the Etlock a several seconds to start writing.

Well... Since you are referring to a Titan born out of ash, it is clear that the correct answer is Oric. However the legend only says that 'Titans were born', indicating that the first titan might not exist, but that Oric and Iris are both the first of their kind.

Boring. Grol slammed his right index finger into the right hole of his nose (that luckily had a sufficient diameter) and started drilling for a couple of seconds. Considering the output - that quickly got swiped off the parchment onto his lap and from there onto the floor -, perhaps it was not such a lucky thing that the hole's diameter was sufficient after all.

Next question.

Because the great king Darion anticipated that one day the world would need an institution so awesome that a legendary Etlock called Grol would consider joining, giving it that tiny extra bit of power it needed to finally save the world. He quickly scored out this sentence and started writing the real answer beneath it.

Now: A city one should not dare to enter because it was the source of all death and darkness ? Grol arched one eyebrow, grinning. With the vigor of someone who had had a great idea and wanted to secure it in written form before his mind would loose it again, the Etlock scribbled.

Now you've maneuvered yourself into a serious dilemma: Of course, there is the undead city simply called The Burg, which could be considered the correct answer. However, according to my experience and knowledge, my race (I'm an Etlock) is often considered brute and filled with dark magic. So I could theorize that from your perspective, you could consider Etlockbarv as a source of death and darkness as well. One normally isn't allowed to enter it. So, hard choices for me... But I just say The Burg.
-feels a bit like kinda having ejected himself out of the RP by voluntarily separating from the Vlad scene-
An-Hasst would have to suffer a serious brain damage within the tavern to present his thoughts about Vanya to her. After all, I think he's more frightened of and full of respect for her than he is willing to admit to himself. Otherwise he wouldn't insist on another means of transportation for him. This decision could put him at considerable risks: He will be alone in the middle of the night on terrain he certainly isn't too familiar with and riding a mount that possibly won't be the fastest with him on top.
@The ZAX I get the feeling that I should prepare myself for the event that he will be called "An Asshat" IC, either accidentally or deliberately.

If this should happen, someone please remind me to ask OOC first if this wasn't an accidental mishap due to habit before I post :D

Btw.: You don't wanna know how I came to the idea for such a name.
@Eviledd1984

"And you will be blown away by the wind if you let your mount go too fast..." Madawc replied. He didn't sound very amused, but he didn't sound aggressive either. It had just been a joke of her that he couldn't really understand.

Why was Xavier talking so slowly ? Was it him not being appreciative of Bette's joke as well or something else ? He didn't ask. Asking had not shown to posess much of an effectiveness so far when it came to the former mute. Madawc pushed his body into the saddle, still in full armor and now with some additional supplies in his bags.
@Fetzen Isn't that a good allegory for everyone's temper?


So far I'd think that An-Hasst (no... I.... refuse to torture my own character with.. misheard names... I won't call him... Oh shit I've already given in to that.) has been the most volatile one IC.

I hope that I haven't overdone it though. -is a bit afraid-ish-
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